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Dawdy: a God fearing man.

GEJ no dey fear God?

Am using nokia c3 nd opera mini 4.2 but i cant upload pics wit it. Wen i try uploadina a pic,it shows 'cant connect 2 d internet'. Pls help

Hunter...Hunted

doctokwus: In ur senseless rant,u missed d point:nobody hates patience as a human being or begrudges her being d first lady;but its d way she goes about things.As per references to mothers in d village,ur coked up brain fails to see dat she is subject of attention bc she is an acclaimed graduate of a university,but doesn't show enuf elements of it,unlike mums in d villa who cannot b held to such standards bc dey neva saw d forewalls of a uni.

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egift: When you pay that your tax, it will help enable National Assembly approve additional N38.8bn jumbo allowance for members.

Gbam

@poster, i hope say u don get wetin u been dey find. buzybody

Ivynwa: I'm going to be watching this thread and be having a good laugh,
the title already told me that it will have ribs cracking.

same here, d best thing to do, i guess.

Seun: What about those with poor eyesight who are not albinos? What about albinos with good eyesight or glasses?

The rain fall 4 both good and bad man roof.

I use to call her mummy, but since it has becomed a cliche' now, i started calling her Mother.

I LUV U MAMA, U ARE D BEST

Dat luks like cardiac arrest to me, i hope he recovers, but i think d situation is very dicey, judgin from d way he was stretched out d picth, wit his heart still being pumped. God help him

Was watchin d match live, in ma house, Godforbid, but it doesn't seem 2 me he's gonna recover soon, he was stone stiffed while being strecthed out d pictch. God help him.

Smart jeezy: hamattan at dis time of d year in nigeria?impossible...

signs of endtime.

doofanc: I'm fully in support of the cashless policy. My initial resistance was largely due to ignorance of its workings.

Now i can sit in the comfort of my bedroom, and with just a laptop and internet connection effect cash transactions in seconds that would normally stress the hell of you in the usually overcrowded banking halls.

There are of course teething problems, as it is with most new policies. These will hopefully resolve with time.

person wey no get laptop na?

I guess he knows too much, so dey silenced him before he starts singing.

Na which kind comparism be dis 1 sef.

Oboy na pure water o

Baba kunle: i dont mind if u niggazzz here banned me or not. puting this sh__it at the home page is lame.. the moderator is fu***ckk**ing st**upid..
what has this S***hit got to do with Us.. Who wanna know~ even suen self dont make this S**hit his personal house where he tells us what he had for dinner or color or his boxers.. who ever out this S++hit is F+c+u+k just like Thats Failed B+itc+h herself.. F*u.k diz!!!!

bros no vex na, take am eazy abeg

So now anything can make frontpage on Nairaland, even an obvious false news. Chai!

President of which country? Nigeria?

What is This?

Classical Rooooooney

Na dis man u wey i dey watch, na dem dey top EPL? Yeye league

Man u defence, na combination of too old and too feeble players.

Wich kind drible be dis 1 na

karpentar: If manu loses today Alex Ferguson must accept full responsibility. He should not have rested Howard Webb for such an important game.

laff wan tear my stomach o

Soooo?

I hope say fire no burn d side wey money dey o

Sorry bokos, time's up, get ready 2 face d music.

Just strollin by.......

What is this?

In d near future he wil also com out and say 'i own a record label in NY, and kanye west is my artist'. Dbanj 4 him mind him be James Bond.