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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 6:30pm On Apr 30
OasisX:


grin

.......100+ but 35 are on records for now.

Good work. Allah will surely reward you.

But bear in mind that girls need mentorship too, not just boys grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 6:17pm On Apr 30
OasisX:
grin

.....some of the boys I sponsored for JAMB this year did great. This is best of them so far. About 12 so far scored above 200. We are still collecting their scores.

How many you sponsor, make we check success rate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 2:28pm On Apr 30
popizaino:
You can't have a list of ambidextrous players without Pedro Rodriguez and be taken serious. Infact he should have come immediately after Santi Carzola.

This is nonsense without Perisic and Dmitri Payet, and to a lesser extent Lahm and Laudrup

None of the niggas at the top of this list can actually cross ball well at all with either foot except Debruyne

Perisic and Payet crossing with their weak foot is 10 times better than Cazorla and Pedri crossing with their strong foot

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 1:46pm On Apr 30
Jackson leg no straight

He does everything right until he enters box

I know many players like that at amateur level, especially one of my guy Ayo. Ayo will dribble the whole field but his final shot is inshiAllah. He has no idea which direction ball is going when he shoots it. In my mind I'm like "just pass ball into an area of the net like you are passing to a teammate", yet Ayo will still miss. We don't know whether each shot is going left, right or middle.

It's such a big shame because Jackson is such a great player outside of the box. But I think his problem is physiological in the shape of his legs and cannot be cured.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:43pm On Apr 29
iamoyindamola:

Forget the demolition
This press lady is damn beautiful mehn Laila Johnson

You done see am na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:33pm On Apr 29
liveLongNprospa:
Damn.

Hoping FG compensates this guy with cash but omo there goes the beach front for now

https://twitter.com/chude__/status/1784978903955657080?t=-6KqOpY6BNUXIECXykpzAw&s=19

Wetin be this babe reporter name sef? She needs mentorship in-toto to help overcome the vicissitudes of life

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 1:24pm On Apr 29
Exactly what I said when Boehly started his foolish 8 year contract nonsense with Enzo signing. It's hard to motivate a nigga that already made it.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 1:12pm On Apr 29
iamoyindamola:

Ibime is very biased with criticism
Especially if the player didn't excel in his club

Oya what reason do I have to be biased against Onana going by your logic?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 5:48am On Apr 29
hensben:
If Lavia don’t want to stay for next season we should go for Everton Onana and loan out ugochukwu. I think Lavia/Onana Caicedo Gallagher/Enzo midfield combo will bang next season.

Hensbenic take. Onana na another Bakayoko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 11:51am On Apr 28
Vischy:


I'm going with number 5 Terry and japp stamp

Defensive monsters

Too slow

I'm going with Desailly and Silva
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:49am On Apr 28
OasisX:


grin

......he played 100mins yet no shot on target. LOL!

He tried sha. It started as a bant, turned to a serious matter and he pulled it up just in a week. The streaming platform and commentary were lit.

Stadium was filled up. Sponsors turned up. Free Medical Checkup, Free Drinks, Appetizers, Transports, Books, Wears and CPR Training for Spectators.

Top professional Photographers, Pooja and one other guy covered the event. Brila FM covered it too. Over 20,000 viewers streamed it on Youtube.

Obidients, Batists and Mikano boys were united, bant and played together first since after 2023 General Election.

Jarus FC won, hence he keeps his ₦5milla he promised Twitter FC if they win. Even though he had no shot on target, he still wins. LOL!

A job well done. If he offer that same N5m next year, I go train to represent Twitter FC next year grin grin grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:18am On Apr 28
OasisX:


grin

......nope! Dude jez dey para for his team mates. LOL!

Why egbon no go para when dem no create chance for am to shine with the whole world watching? Jarus na Haaland type striker, he dey wait for teammates to feed am.

Last time he visited me, I arranged a match for him, but I warned him that this is not Naija where striker will be waiting for chances, everybody must hustle. He said anything hustling is not for him, that he is strictly a box striker grin grin grin. Unfortunately the match got cancelled last minute due to injuries so I still owe him one.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 7:52am On Apr 28
OasisX:
Jarus FC vs Twitter FC


Better than Man U vs Burnley Match. LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/live/OxxtsX_dwoA?si=p4xUDxIcvJ9rReX_

Jarus score?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 10:05pm On Apr 27
First time I would be supporting Madueke hothead on the pitch. The referee is an eediot. Too many tennis and hockey ponces want to get involved in football these days via refereeing and know nothing about the game

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 10:02pm On Apr 27
Unlimited22:
It's a foul shaa. Soft but a foul.

That's not a foul anywhere in football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 10:02pm On Apr 27
This is pure ojoro

Thunder go fire that VAR and the referee both. That's a normal bodycheck in football
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 10:01pm On Apr 27
This VAR referee is a bastard
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 10:00pm On Apr 27
Disaaaaster
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:56pm On Apr 27
That may be our last view of Thiago Silva

If so, my he go well. A legend in only 4 years of service

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:47pm On Apr 27
Mudryk should come off this pitch. This nigga is not a professional footballer

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:46pm On Apr 27
swiz123:
Ibime 's dog to the rescue grin

Chaooooooos Caaaauuuuuuuseeeerrr!

Made both goals

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:30pm On Apr 27
raumdeuter:
Wait,
Did Jackson scrape one side of his head and leave the other side

He only shaved the side he had dyed in Chelsea colours. Maybe Chelsea fans done give am hell on social media and na him answer be that

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:27pm On Apr 27
Biafraaaaaaaaaaa!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:12pm On Apr 27
Omoluabi16:
Since we will lose this game, it would be nice if pochettino experiments with this Washington kid. Let's see what he can do.

Washington kid is too weak, he doesn't have it. The question is why the eediot has not tried Carney till now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 9:11pm On Apr 27
When a Morgan who Villa signed for £8m from Middlesbrough is better than all your wingers, all those eediot TDs need to be sacked immediately

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:10pm On Apr 27
Junior Pope obituary placed him at 43 years old, while his official age was 39. No be only footballers dey massage their age, Nollywood follow

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:09pm On Apr 27
Itsrm:


I hope she's safe.

Since NNPC stopped running fuel through pipelines, those tank farm owners lift from NNPC, transport it on sea, store and sell to marketers.

We have them in Iwofe axis , Town and off East West Road.

Yeah, we dey like almost a mile further along from where the incident happen, everybody dey kampke. Where the fire happened is the turn off to Abam village, near Ecobank
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 12:40pm On Apr 27
Itsrm:


There are tank farms all around that area down to Onne.

Trucks load fuel from there.


My grandmum lives on that road and I stayed there every school holiday. This is the first I'm learning of tank farms. Thanks
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 11:49am On Apr 27
Unlimited22:
Lmao them bench Palah

They were foolish not to accept 200m from Saudi last summer. You can't turn your nose up at rebuild money

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:43am On Apr 27
Itsrm,

I thought they said refinery isn't working? Why are tankers still lining up on refinery road as usual?

https://www.nairaland.com/8074718/many-people-100-vehicles-burnt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:25pm On Apr 25
afrodoc2:


Yeah, the series threatened to be a hit throughout without ultimately delivering on its early promise.

The producers did little to develop the plot of the novel. They just copied and pasted.

That, and maybe financial constraints are the 2 main reasons for it not hitting the expected high notes. Recreating major battles can be quite tricky and expensive.

That final Battle of Sekigahara should not have been glossed over in such a fashion, and would have brought the miniseries to a climactic end. They also could have used more flashbacks to explain the background of the political situation and the path Toranaga took to get to his position

Shey I talk say dem want use our head

All these guys have been selling is the mystique of seppuku

They even wasted a whole episode on the operation of a whorehouse, and left out the main battle

I don't think they are coming back for season 2, and if they do, it will be more false promises

That old man committed seppuku for no reason. Mariko-sama killed herself for what reason? These niggas are time wasters

Viking Valhalla should do and come back
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:33pm On Apr 24
raumdeuter:


True

https://news.crunchbase.com/startups/tech-layoffs/#:~:text=In%202024%3A%20At%20least%2047%2C036,off%20in%20mass%20job%20cuts.

IT sector is always expanding. As one downsize, another is growing eg AI is absorbing a lot of techies. That's why you don't see many unemployed developers and software engineers

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