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swiz123:
I can never emphasize on inability to stop top bins shot as a significant weakness in a goalkeeper because those shots are not easily done. A significant weakness is his inability claim crosses.

But I am smart enough to know that Kepa conceded too many certain goals because your fraudster coach Lampard exposed everyone. We were drinking goals left, right and center at some point.

Sanchez on the other hand commits unimaginable errors leading to goals. A well drilled team can win with Kepa but what can any team achieve with Sanchez?? A keeper who can’t control simple passes quickly and needs to boot the ball away to opponents to protect his fragile confidence.

Any time we want to build any momentum during the season, Sanchez strikes hard into our hearts.

Barca won with Valdez, I am certain Barca wouldn’t sustain pressure on opponents with Sanchez in goal.

We have a keeper with IQ of a chicken. Amateur keepers will sweep that ball Beto scored from. I can’t defend a keeper who decision making borders on Schizophrenia. He should be discarded immediately by the end of the season.

History shows we had to ditch Kepa for an equally bad ball playing keeper in Mendy in order to win anything significant, which Sanchez repeated at the Club World Cup

Kepa remains the worst starting goalkeeper in Chelsea history, end of

swiz123:
Kepa only has short arms but at least he was an OK shot stopper and excellent ball playing goalie.

Sanchez is schizophrenic and can’t be compared to normal people.

Which shotstopping?

Someone they always score from 20-30 yards without fail while his midget arms fail to reach. Someone that had the worst shots to save ratio in EPL.

Never you compare Kepa the worst starting Chelsea goalkeeper ever to Sanchez

Kepa that does not claim any cross at all, won't leave his line for a highball, even an easy highball that my grandmother will claim, always spreading panic through the defence on any cross. Compared to Sanchez who is top 3 dominant cross collector in football

Will never forget when crowds were sparse during COVID and you could hear every player's shouts, how the defence kept shouting as Kepa to PLEASE come and claim easy crosses and stop putting them under pressure.

Calibrator:
There is a good reason why Statistics as a standalone course was drafted away from mathematics.
Math gives false hopes.

Statistically, you are no longer in the race.
You can win all the rest of your matches till GW35 and still not enter top 10 because your destiny is no longer in your hands, you need six teams to lose half of their next four matches in a league of 20 participants, every week you want six of the total GW matches to go your way for four straight GWs.
These six will even play against each other in some of the four GWs, are you expecting a tie to end in lose-lose for both sides?

1+1 is not equal to two in a simulation where there are limited numbers of outcomes and you are not in control of the variables.

Let it go bro and let the big boys handle the permutations from here on.

Your mouth no good oh

andrewbaba44:
With the way you are moving ,person no to know say your current first choice Sanchez na world class calamity

At his worst, he and Kepa are equal

But at his best they are miles apart

Short arms Kepa doing Kepa things

The worst starting goalkeeper in Chelsea history

FBS boy

Nico Williams has ensured I have a new challenger at the top of the main league

We go deal with the challenge sha

No doubt about this

Chalobah has collected a lot of stick but his errors are minimal

Fofana has caused or failed to stop 6 goals in the last 3 games on just basic stuff

Can someone please look at Airmarks Fofana

Caused the first goal and what is this on the second goal?

Thank God Seun allowed Twitter embedding so we can see escorts live

https://x.com/i/status/2035473836380946461

Realmrsean:
Uncle ibime, good evening sir

Are you not entertained?

I can see how you NRGC are excited about the targeting of civilians and creaming over "mass casualty event" against an enemy that can easily fly a plane and drop a 30 tonne bomb or nuke on Tehran residential areas.

The ghost worker in action

Look at the inability of Enzo Fernandez in winning his duel, then watch his reaction.

Walking, zero effort to try recover, this isn't something new for him at Chelsea.

Does this every week, and you fans accept him, this fat racist £105m flop.pic.twitter.com/DkHba7IbEu

— JnR (@CFCJnR) March 21, 2026

MorataFC:
honestly, i wouldn’t mind us being out of every competition at this point. I heard there was a protest from Chelsea fans in England yesterday but can’t confirm how true that is, I listen to a sports news this morning where all the analysts said the CWC win gave BlueCo a false sense that the team is doing well.
If not for that trophy, maybe they would’ve realized how much of a mess the team really is and taken proper action.
Those two trophies have just helped maintain a misleading narrative that the club is on the right track, whereas we are on reverse gear with a full speed.

Maresca really covered a lot of rubbish in the team and they kept pressuring him to share minutes to non-functional players thinking it's their good work and not his tactical adaptability

Same with Leicester who are on course for back to back relegation since he left them

Jorgensen has not been seen since the PSG debacle

Suffering with a phantom injury, but I'm sure he's on leave for mental stress

diggz:
Just see Wetin ghost worker Enzo dey play today? Match wey we dey lose naim my guy dey show skills wey him no get. Complete fraud!

Garner and Gueye swallowed him up

He was late to everything

Gueye was just disgracing him while he was jogging

Useless ghost worker

Kimbeast:
Please Sanchez has been a bozo and will always remain a bozo.

Sanchez has been playing great under Maresca until this clown started messing with him

As of now he has lost the dressing room on that single decision of messing with Sanchez and nonsense Jorgensen was doing against PSG.

Players have given up on him and it serves him right. Some easy fixtures elicited hubris in him to try that nonsense against PSG and he lost the dressing room as a result

Pride comes before a fall and I love to see it

Rosemary had buy in but decided to kill his career with his goalkeeper passing experiment and messing with Sanchez confidence that Maresca had solved

Excellent karma for his hubris

Rosemary out!!!

Clearlake out!!!

This mumu is bringing on Tosin

Oh lord, kill me now

Unlimited22:
As per Aye or wetin? My club don turn ANC? I resemble Steve Biko? 😂

diggz:
I hate this PE coach face die

Support your fellow black man ✊🏽✊🏽

Rosenoir, you go cry. Clownlake company man

First time we will be hating on a black coach

See 36 year old Gueye disgracing the ghost worker jogger to create that goal

Unlimited22:
On days like this he'll be nowhere to be found.

He think say 'defence wins you titles' na palm wine talk.

Na when JP score, he go come collect him flowers

Fofana the clown, always getting undone by straight balls

Airmark should be flogged for always touting this guy

That Sanchez move just reminded me of Diggz chronic gambler tag

But how can you be so slow when you receive the ball and so loose with your touch

They need to put this man in 5 a side games with the under 15s to improve some basics

So Rosemary doesn't know that Hato isn't to be trusted at CB, just like he didn't know Jorgensen is not to be trusted in goal

Waka wey go plenty na from morning you go know. It's 10.30am and 10k steps down already after a 7km run

BreakingNews21:
US Jury finds former DOGE OGA (Department of Government Efficiency) guilty of stock manipulation/fraud. Penalties and damages could go into the billions.

AFP

US jury finds Elon Musk misled Twitter shareholders
Glenn CHAPMAN
Fri, March 20, 2026


A federal jury in California found Friday that tech tycoon Elon Musk misled Twitter shareholders, driving down the company's share price as he was poised to buy it in a $44 billion deal.

The verdict in the class action securities lawsuit means the world's richest person could be ordered to pay billions of dollars, according to damages calculated by jurors.

Minutes after the judgment was announced, the entrepreneur's lawyers informed AFP that their client will appeal the decision, characterizing it as a "setback."

After a three-week trial in a San Francisco federal court -- which included in-person testimony from Musk -- the jury found that two tweets posted in May 2022 by the Tesla and SpaceX CEO contained false statements responsible for a plunge in Twitter's share price.

Investor Giuseppe Pampena had filed the suit on behalf of people who sold Twitter shares between mid-May and early October 2022.

Musk acquired the social media platform in late October 2022 and later renamed it X.

Jurors agreed that Musk violated a securities rule that bars false and misleading statements that sink a stock price, in this case that of Twitter, the verdict form showed.

Musk, who has a near-constant presence on X, did not immediately react to the verdict.

- Teflon tycoon? -

The judgment marks a rare legal defeat for Musk, often dubbed "Teflon Elon" for his ability to emerge unscathed from lawsuits he is expected to lose.

His lawyers, in fact, reminded AFP of this track record, noting that a Texas court cleared him just that same day in a separate defamation case.

In 2023, a jury in the same San Francisco federal court cleared him within hours of similar charges brought by Tesla shareholders, following his 2018 tweets claiming he had the funding to take the automaker private.

The civil complaint in California accused Musk of driving down Twitter's stock price to gain leverage to renegotiate the purchase price or get out of the deal completely, causing people who sold shares to lose money.

Musk tweeted at one point during the process that the acquisition deal was temporarily on hold until Twitter executives could prove the percentage of "bots" -- fake accounts run by software instead of real users -- was as low as the social media platform claimed.

The plaintiffs contended that these statements were part of a scheme designed to pressure the board of directors into accepting a price lower than his initial offer -- at a time when Tesla's share price was falling, meaning Musk would have to sell more of his shares to finance the deal.

Musk abandoned his effort to get out of buying Twitter in late 2022 after the company took him to court to uphold the contract.

Musk has since merged the social media platform with his artificial intelligence startup xAI and his private space exploration firm SpaceX.

Forbes magazine early this month estimated Elon Musk's net worth at $839 billion, a figure based primarily on his stakes in his portfolio of companies including Tesla and SpaceX.

Musk acquired Twitter in October 2022 after months of back and forth with the social media company's board (Josh Edelson) · Josh
Edelson/GETTY IMAGES NORTH AMERICA/Getty Images via AFP

FILE PHOTO: Elon Musk is pictured at the White House in Washington · Reuters

Much as I hate Elon Musk and believe he is a manipulator, this is pure opportunism to grab money from him

In January 2022 when he started buying Twitter shares, the share price was $36. He closed the deal in April at $57 a good upside for investors

Recall he tried to pull out of the deal because it was widely agreed he overpaid but the Twitter board forced him to complete the deal at $57 through a court order, meaning they were ecstatic with the price he paid.

Ninjas know the real despite the NGRC propaganda


Here is a fictional story:

The year is 2027.
China has launched a war against the United States.

In the first week, the president, his vice president, many members of Congress, all heads of the security agencies (CIA, FBI, NSA) and their teams, the national security cabinet, the Secretary of Defense, the National Security Advisor, and a number of senior White House officials were killed. The White House and the Pentagon were destroyed, and the CIA and FBI headquarters were rendered unusable.

In addition, the United States’ air defense capabilities were completely destroyed, and Chinese aircraft are flying freely over Washington, D.C., New York, Los Angeles, and every other U.S. city, bombing targets without any resistance.

In the second week, the destruction of the U.S. Navy and Air Force was completed. Many replacements for the officials eliminated in the first week were also killed in the second week.

At this point, it is unclear who the President of the United States is. There are rumors that Barron Trump, Donald’s son, is the president, but it is not clear whether he is alive or able to function.

Weapons production systems, factories, fuel infrastructure, manufacturing, and transportation are being gradually destroyed by the Chinese Air Force.

The remaining U.S. military capability is now focused on launching missiles toward China, as well as toward Mexico and Canada. The U.S. has also managed to temporarily shut down the Panama Canal.

The missile strikes on China are forcing civilians into shelters several times a day. Over the course of two weeks, about fifty Chinese civilians have been killed and property damage has occurred, compared to tens of thousands of Americans.

In a Chinese television studio in Beijing, commentators are sitting and arguing that the war is futile and cannot be won this way:
“It cannot be that Chinese citizens are going into shelters while the United States has still not surrendered. We eliminated Donald, and now Barron has appeared, and who knows who will come next. It is better to reach an agreement with the Americans, reopen the Panama Canal, and reduce losses.”

“A fictional story,” they tell you.

Pack Jazz up

Na today Obainojazz know say him go deploy free hit while facing Ipukulu

He will lose regardless

Cardboardtollah should at least cook one video message for Eid El Fitr please. It's unheard of that Supreme Leader won't have video message on this day.

Make una free my mentions on this matter abeg.

The only mention I need is invitation to come and chop jollof at Ijebos wedding, at least make abroad bannies profit me too.