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User09:
No he wont.

Make we bet am?

Except no other top team turn up like this season or that Leceister season. City's goal should just be top 4 next season with that guy.

Bet am

2 tiered bet

Top 2 and top 1

Theuniverse:
Mancity fall don start.
Ayebe maresca think say mancity na chelsea, e hear whin for chelsea fans hand.
In his mind city fans will tolerate him and give him time like arteta.
City that will be gingerng to win epl back from arsenal,make arsenal no turn the league to arsenal farm.
Na that his fearfear losing mentality, passing back and patient football, and his player rotation pattern him want to use for mancity abi?
Make he go tell doku and haaland to pass one million times, and pass back first before moving forward, him sack go come fast fast.
But we pray make city keep him until they collapse before then like liverpool and united.

You think he will be rotating upandan because City bought 1 million players and sent medical team to command him to be rotating them just to keep their value like Blueco?

Maresca will cook at City

TemporaryHansel:
Na that your potbelly you wan use do 42km? Please what's genuinely the point of all these you're a married man, you wan puff leave your family? Doing 5k steps once in two weeks should be enough.

5k steps once in two weeks is for 85 + year old people. If na your level be that, you go soon puff oh

larride:
You wan run marathon Egbon?

There is time for everything

Marathon is 42km, let me manage my 10km for now. I will run half-marathon later this year if I can find a good race around me, then I will enter marathon next year if the house can raise £2k for me cos marathon entry no cheap. I will have to travel abroad to get a marathon entry in another country cos everything is sold out so flight, hotel and entry ticket is involved.

iamoyindamola:
Heat wave eh?
Paper Tiger already preparing excuse(S) before the run, have you heard of the naked mile run? Just that you don't have to run naked of course.
Wear light shorts and singlet then have small bottle water to drench yourself already.
Yakubu manage, we are all rooting for you and you have come this far to pull heat wave excuse stunt.

I go shock you!

iamoyindamola:
This Suarez na maluu, them swear for him with biting
Werey dan bite his team mate Jordi Alba

Suárez accidentally bit his teammate Jordi Alba thinking he was an opponent 😭😭

This bro is 40years old but has refused to change 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/yka1Khwsm1

— THE DUKE OF MADRID (@navasjnr30) May 23, 2026

Natural animal instinct, he can't help himself

This guy go be last born for very poor family. Na dem dey quick bite anytime there is qwantar

Last full 10km session before the big race next weekend. Hitting 57:30m now. If I can raise my heart rate by 3 beats per minute from the 3 km mark on the day, I might threaten 55 mins although I heard there would be a heatwave that day and slower runners will be breaking my stride, let's see.

Kimbeast:
Who goes to a tournament packing all these young players with zero experience and less than 3 caps.

It's better to take players with pitch experience than a John Stones that has been injured all year

Jordan Henderson has permanent seatbelt to Yarmoluk at Brentford and Yarmoluk is slightly behind James Garner in performance this season

Most importantly, James Garner is the only one that can replicate Elliot Andersons energy in partnership with Rice and should have gone as back up to Anderson

iamoyindamola:
You mean Alex Scott?

Yeah

Another sueable offence is not taking James Garner and Adam Scott while Jordan Henderson, John Stones and Jarrell Quansah are in the squad.

Scenes among Chelsea fans as Noni Madueke replaces Cole Palmer in England squad

andrewbaba44:
He is not taking Arnold too 😂

Arnold is understandable. He is not everyone's cup of tea

Tuchel should be sued for not taking Lewis Hall to World Cup

izzou:
There are rumours that ADC wants to adopt Atiku as the consensus candidate, and Amaechi vex comot for the meeting.

Issorait!

Amaechi has delusions of grandeur

I even thought he is staying in ADC to run as Vice to Atiku

Amaechi that can't win his own LGA in Rivers State, he always wants to be number one

That's how he messed up a good position in APC by refusing to accept Tinubu as number one

pamcode:
Damn. It all to play for in final gw.

I guess he has cut your lead by 9 points now.

That last second goal introduces jeopardy cos Game week 38 is always chaos. You never know who will be benched

Ballzproblemm:
Chelsea fans are funny , they claimed maresca ain't good enough,now they accusing him of secretly sabotaging last season just to get city job ,I have never seen puppets before like our fan base.

Maresca saw the cracks and dip to protect the small image he has built from those vipers in charge,if BLUECO like let them frustrate Alonso ,he will also dip lol

They pushed Maresca out with their behaviour during the summer transfer window. A prophet who is not respected in his own town will look elsewhere

odizeey:
This Rayan wey dey Bournemouth why them carry am instead of Pedro?

They don't have many players that play from right wing after Estevao and Rodrigo injury

semid4lyfe:
That's Chef Riya (Gloria), the same gal who did collabo ad with with her Massage Therapist friend and requested that they should be booked together.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYW2C0YtUZY/?igsh=dXZpMTRweDY1MnJv

Since that video went viral, she camp for all the entertainment blogs wey repost the video, dey identify herself, "that's me" and dey tag her friend too.

No doubt, she dey sell.

So Rabazamba get 2 for 1 deal under his nose and he dey dull all this while?

BlueRayDick:
Martinelli actually had a decent run in this year's champions league for Arsenal

Martinelli na DEI pick jare

You already have Vinicius and Cunha on his wing plus Neymar also crowded it not to mention João Pedro could play there better and also do a strikers job

Brazil have a history of picking token white boys to balance the squad. Just like Bernard in 2014 who was solely taken for the colour of his skin cos the squad was too black. Bernard was never seen again after that

Squad Ancelotti pick na pure politics

So so old men full the squad

Brazil midfield and fullback options are actually disgusting. Alex Sandro and Danilo in big 2026?

João Pedro and Richarlyson were deserving of picks anyday over Luis Hemrique, Neymar and Martinelli, then another CM/DM should have taken the 3rd spot eg João Gomes of Wolves or Ederson of Atalanta

The Martinelli pick na DEI pick to balance the colour of the squad with another oyinbo

Paper Tiger Timbros should pack his bags. DEI hire Raumdeuter is in the final

Paper Tiger iamoyindamola triple capped Gyokeres but still has a decent chance, however if there's any justice in the world, Bourne007 should beat him and win the whole thing

Meanwhile eternal GOAT Ibime Ayapripri has gone 22 points clear at the top of the main league and his only challenger can only close that gap by whatever Haaland scores against Bournemouth so the Haaland hate-watch is in full effect

Thank you Captain Saka for the 20 points

Full hate-watch on Haaland for tomorrow

Maresca replacing Pep at Man City

Well deserved

izzou:
I really don't think this has anything to do with Tinubu for most cases.

Okay, let's look at the Delta guy that was deceived with the time just to rig him out.

He won the 2023 election. Guess who he won against? Ndudi Elumelu.

This guy did not have any supporters. He just bought the LP form, and with the Top to bottom wave, he defeated an incumbent legislator.

He assumed he had political roots, which he doesn't. He then decamped to the same party with the man who you won, has been in politics for decades, and has a supporter base that has been hungry for 4 years because you edged them out.

Abeg, how on earth do you think you can win?

Many of these guys do not think. It is just common sense to either stay where you got your victory.

Any sensible LP winner except those in Abia under Ottis structure should know they are there for one term only and make sure they don't return to poverty after their one term. Anyone fooling themselves otherwise will most likely return to poverty sooner or later cos dem no get sense

GloriousGbola:
Seeing all our convo about how much money Frank edoho is or is not making, desmonds desperation is inevitable

He has had serious lifestyle inflation/creep in the past 12 years and he did not build on his Nollywood connections. He has been out of Nollywood for too long and it is not as if he had a stellar career when he was there.

Man has 2 sets of twins 2007 and 2010

Means right now he has two kids in uni and likely two in ss1/ss2

It is well.

The kain hammer Desmond go hammer between now and election day no be here

Theflint1:
I dunno sha, but I doubt Frank Edoho's monthly income would be around 5-7M a month. Like you said, his lifestyle doesn't match the income of someone earning just that.

And you can't say for certain that he doesn't have other sources of income. If no be AliBaba wey talk about his real estate investments, ordinary hearing his name you fit dey reason say na only entertainment dey give am money, and he's living broke.

His income should be in that range and his lifestyle doesn't match because his wife was funding a lot of it

Reason am, for a 41 year old woman to snag a 33 year old relatively successful artiste, she must be bringing a lot of money to the table. No be say she go cheat on am with a nobody. She collected a prime ninja with strong hits as her sideman. That means she is definitely a boss, and the boss of the house. Frank no fit deny say she is the breadwinner, he kuku tag along say him dey do photography for her.

Welbeck your father

I would be celebrating the league by now if not for that fateful decision to choose you over Watkins in GW36

I'm still ahead by 9 points sha thanks to Dango

Theflint1:
Lifestyle inflation is a real thing for these celebs.

Primary and secondary schools dey Island wey dem dey collect like 45K a year (the ones dem dey collect 10-15K too many sef), and I've seen quite a number of celebs that their kids attend these schools.

So while a guy like Frank could be pulling 6 figures in foreign currency yearly, the lifestyle he has his family living would have him struggling, same way a guy earning 500K a month and living above his means would struggle.

Frank ain't pulling no 6 figures in foreign currency yearly

Let's say Frank pulls 5m-10m per show, how many shows per year will allow him to be taking trips abroad. One trip abroad will cancel one or two bookings. Let's even assume he has 12 shows per year, wetin go remain? Add school fees, Island living, keeping up appearances, traveling etc and it is indeed very likely that he is above his means. Na why we done dey hear photography yarns.

He is a celebrity without multiple sources of income unlike those other comedians who earn from mcing, comedy shows and skits

rabazamba:
I get one wey I know from Abj she actually knows how to cook and we never initiate the other aspects of the profession because no be me go open my mouth talk that kin thing and she sef no go open mouth tell me same, na so we go dey look ourselves. Her food is top notch tho

Closed mouth don't get fed - Jay Z

nateevs:
Why people dey always para for 3ATB? Na implementation matter pass.

The system has it's limits

Centre back is already our weakest point. No need focusing our strength on it

By the way I'm not taking any talk from Chelsea management serious till at least 1 TD gets sacked, if not 2

airmark:
Output of interior design is not always a fruit of the womb.

A40:
Carrying babe you met in Nigeria to UK?? Nigerian niggas move like woman no dey where dem dey go. I hear them talk sometimes and I wonder if they are insane

Like one of my guy at almost 40 wey him papers never straight. We dey encourage am to look for babe with papers to straighten his situation, he was insisting on bringing his love (ex classmate) from Nigeria who is his age mate at almost 40 to come and stay with him on his student visa. I'm like aside the fact this woman can most likely no longer give you kids, you be dull guy. I just comot hand.