₦airaland Forum

chrisooblog:
So if Cardi B should open the external reserves to defend the Naira and bring it down to say N500-600 range will we say our GDP is North of $550bn?

Our GDP would improve instantly as long as deflation doesn't outstrip the growth in Naira

The C (Consumption) part of the GDP formula is very dollar dependent. You can be consuming the same garri and cement every year but it translates to different dollar amount depending on exchange rate.

Theflint1:
Was it the subsidy that made our own GDP shrink when other countries were having theirs increase?

Rebase of Naira simply led to rebase of GDP

We are still producing more than we did 12 years ago in goods and services, but na upon conversion to dollar value na him the thing hang, cos dollar is octuple in value compared to official CBN rate 12 years ago.

swiz123:
Ibime suffering from chronic cataract since Felix have been chipping in goals with high performances.

Swiz123 suffering cataract on Gordons performances

He has now scored in his last 4 consecutive England games

Kane hattrick loading

If you don't believe Tuchel gave the game up against Argentina after watching this England team, you should be shot in the blockos

He gave it up right from team selection of leaving home Lewis Hall and Miles Lewis Skelly for old scrubs like Dan Burn and Henderson

raumdeuter:
Anyone with a PhD has a high level of intelligence even if its in cooking

Professor Jason Arday (RIP) just entered the chat

iamoyindamola:
Izzou, efe almost kpai akpi yesterday Na God save am
Na only mouth the werey get, if he do mistake enter ring with burna Na rip be that

Carter Efe beaț speed Dalinton seriously to win the boxing 🥊 match pic.twitter.com/UlFKSEbwn8

— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) October 2, 2026

Round 2 never start Akpi don dey collect woto woto from Carter Efe 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/CGDzkj4ttG

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) October 1, 2026

Na this part kee me pass, see as speedy fall down like woman 😭💔 pic.twitter.com/eHaAHTDieZ

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) October 1, 2026

Carter no sabi box. Akpi body is open throughout and he is still aiming for the covered head. I for puncture akpi liver with body shots ehn

swiz123:
Ibime suffering from chronic cataract since Felix have been chipping in goals with high performances.

He should continue that in backwater league having failed in Atletico, Chelsea, Barca and Milan back to back

Ibukzy:
He had 4 years to leaen the language


And this is what he can say😭😭

Explain for us non speakers

TemporaryHansel:
Without massive rigging and heavy voter suppression, there's no way Tinubu will win reelection next year, the way I see it.

If Nigerians can resist rigging next year, Tinubu will be gone.

Although I don't trust Nigerians, they'll still sell their votes and not do anything about votes manipulation.

Poor and ignorant Nigerians are the problem of this country. It's quite unfortunate that they constitute the majority of the voting population. They'll still collect rice and 2k and deliver APC again.

Things like this is why democracy is a scam in Africa.
Democracy can only work in a fully literate environment without tribalism.

One man one vote doesn't matter. Tinubu is not Jonathan that will fumble Federal might in an election. Even if 70% of Nigerians vote against him, his victory is sure

iamoyindamola:
Werey they explain

“Peter Obi’s Supporters Obidients don’t have sense”-APC supporter Cries out in Pains & Anger after they collected gig for mobilization to organise a Pro APC Campaign in Delta but it Backfired and turned into A “Tinubu must go” Protest and a Peter Obi Rally pic.twitter.com/LlabPI2tFo

— Gossip Mill Nigeria (@GossipMillNaija) October 1, 2026

Guy done fvk up dey explain. Whoever is sponsoring him should withdraw campaign funds, he is bad market

Ogunmepon refused to leave when the ovation was loudest, now he has been disgraced out

BlueRayDick:
You think people who drop $2.1m don't know what the person they paid looked like ?

What if during that period he genuinely travelled to America with his American passport, Left America for another country with his American passport and entered Naija with his Nigerian passport around the time of the deal? In doing so you will see that he was out of naija on his American passport, but the Naija passport he used to enter naija will not be tendered as evidence.

The boy's father is a lawyer and he has a SAN representing him so I give it to them that they can play around the law and have him acquitted on technicalities. But I don't want to believe those people would pay an impostor Jordan Wike. Almost everyone who watches Wike public outing video knows what Jordan Wike looks like na.

Anoda angu

izzou:
The contact was sure. I won't call it stupid.

If Seyi Tinubu made me an offer, I would definitely believe and commit.

Na the boy tiff. No be say dem stupid

The boy says he wasn't in Nigeria when the cash was supposedly handed over to him, and his passport should prove that

I believe an Impostor done dupe them

The story always struck me as funny cos there is no way I will strike a dodgy $2.1m deal and collect only $100k. If I was a criminal and strike such a deal, I am collecting at least $500k

CAPdan21:
It's because they keep flopping with Ogunmepon which is why they need his influence to garner sponsors...Winners sell themselves, which is part of Ogunmepon master plan to make sure Portugal continue to rely on his washed self

Another angu.

You are too wise

Let me shock Ogunmepon haters

Do you know it is Portugal FA that would have begged Ogunmepon to continue?

Do you know Portugal FA revenues will halve if Ogunmepon retires, whether it's booking fee for friendlies or commercial deals?

Do you know how much Argentina FA would have also begged Messi to continue so they can keep milking the Cash Cow, but the selfish dwarf decided to retire rather than continue to help his FA financially like Ogunmepon?

Ogunmepon is the one doing his country a favour by playing on, not the other way round.

Theflint1:
I'm sure Elder meant 95kg of pure muscle

Afrodoc did not factor muscle when calculating Elders BMI

This is what 95kg at 5ft 8 looks like, nothing do Elder

Kilishihunter:
Tanzania are one of the hosts of the next AFCON alongside Kenya and Uganda so they automatically take one of the spots as a co-host leaving one other spot in a group where two teams are supposed to qualify. This isn't even right tbh

CAF is an unserious organisation. Qualifiers should be Mathematically even between all teams.

Why is it only one team to qualify from our group? Can anybody educate me?

Kilishihunter:
I don't think Femi was fit enough for this round of qualifiers but we need an overhaul that has to eject the likes of Simon and ndidi from this team. Guinea Bissau who's not even top 100 in the world out thunk us sha

All the unserious players who turn camp into a joke and spread IDC attitude amongst the players must go, starting with Chukwueze

Roland17:
Ibime, come carry dis your Kpagolo dey go!

There is no way you watch the last 2 games and not start asking questions about the coach.

When I saw the squad, I know Chelle abi NFF is not serious. So many bums and old cargoes like Moses Simon etc. the new blood like Femi Azeez not even given a chance

Jamiuokolaa:
The mode wey him dey now eh - all matches matter o

Saw some of his latest clips in Saudi. Social media dey try for the guy tbh - the embarassing misses, miscued balls and general fitness issues are more than what's being reported.

Not sure he can score the 30 goals remaining if he focuses only on Saudi league

Messi really dealt with the guy Lmao

At his age, the 29 goals needed is not guaranteed. One small injury or loss of form could derail everything.

But he wants to do it in a tough league while still earning big bucks. He could then argue he did it in good leagues.

As a fall back option, he could always go to Dubai league, Indonesian league etc to hit the number like Romario used to do

CrystalTiger:
My late dad told me something which I wouldn't forget, "IF IT'S NOT YOUR SISTERS, LEAVE MARRIAGE ISSUES"..

I only pity suffering spouses from afar lol

Here, we call it Captain Save-a-hoe

There is no benefit in involving yourself in marital dispute. When a woman (or man) is truly ready to leave a toxic relationship, they will make their move

Na true say Mr Macaroni done japa?

raumdeuter:
Calabar females don enter am

No need for orijin or herbs, Kingtom is good to go.

PDPGuy:
Speaking of physical fitness, I’ve now walked/jogged 633 miles (1,018.6 km) this year.
Then, since January last year, I’ve now jogged 1,283 miles (2,064.7 km).

I’m hoping to hit 700 miles, for the year, by December sha

Well done. Keep it up

Kikelomogbenga:
Yamal is definitely top 3. His poor world cup is the only reason he's not winning the balon dor outright. Mbappe is not even top 10. They should just give it to Kane.

Yamal is non existent in the World Cup AND UCL

We ain't fvcking shortlisting Balon d'Or for 30 GA in a 2 horse dead league

hensben:
My instinct of rating Airmark football knowledge has always been right.


Raumdeuter what ya say regarding your man pep?

Ovebro performance at Stamford Bridge in 2009 was a sliding doors moment that defined Peps career. Had Ovebro refereed properly, Pep would not have gained the power he did. Power is very important to being a manager. Players behave themselves and play to instruction when they know the manager has absolute power. With most managers, Players can go crying to the TDs or CEO when manager ways don't favour them, Pep doesn't have that problem. The 2009 UCL win bought him that.

andrewbaba44:
Lmao

We Kuku said Messi was the best player at the wc and dem say na lie

Well mbappe shouldn’t win the ballon d or while trophyless ,he was not the best player in any tournament he took part please

And there is nothing like agenda with yamal ,he is up there too

Mbappe was the top scorer in LaLiga, UCL and World Cup in the same season, an unprecedented feat that has never happened before and will likely never happen again. He over deserves it

Yamal is not in top 10 and shouldn't even be on the shortlist. Putting him forward will make us not to take you ojoro people serious again, and mark you out as the people who cry wolf. If your agenda is not realistic, your future campaigns will mean nothing.

I follow this guy Shawn Grows on YouTube. He is into plants and fruits - their health benefits and history.

I was just inspired to find out he's only been Youtubing for 2 years, is only 24 years old and has grown such a successful channel. He is basically like the Neil De Grasse Tyson of short form content on horticulture.

Spy360:
Tinubu catches his daughter having sex with a boyfriend and decided to marry her off to his blackmailer.

Aftarall she was giving the sex for free, now he has something to gain

Was that the sense he used when he forfeited 460k dollars to avoid jail term

You and whoever liked this post should be flogged

At least we can rely on what the Western oil companies remit every year toward our National budget through standard international drilling contracts. Why shouldn't we have the same for mining contracts rather than have Chinese extracting for free and paying bandits that destabilise us in our mining areas.

Spy360:
OK. You and Seun have come a long way understandably why your leg too long for this forum.

So Seun is naturally intelligent and not just a computer nerd?

Is there any computer nerd that is not naturally intelligent?