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A40:
I looked up the woman he dey cry about and I just dey shake my head. Crying publicly over a strong 3 is definitely a choice.

E shock you like e shock me too abi

Roland17:
Another important life lesson from the Roby & Mayowa story.:

Men, try get correct friend like Timi Dakolo!

Throughout the interview Roby talked about the role Timi played during his darkest moments.

Timi stood by his guy, supported his guy, traveled with him, borrow am car, ensured he was always good, never judged him..

And nobody hear pim..

Timi u b correct guy

Timi who we knew as Donald in our old neighbourhood in Elelenwo PH is a solid ninja. I can count easily 5 ninjas from the neighbourhood that Timi helped move to Lagos, housed them while they found their feet and even helped with job connections. Weddings. Funerals, Health challenges, he has also contributed and sang in many of our ninjas weddings for free.

A40:
Ok you might be on to something. Listened to the first 7 tracks, no filler thus far and Legacy is definitely one of the best stuff I've heard in that timeframe above.

I see my girl Tems on there, I'm so happy she never went the pangolo route like the Ayra Starr, Yemi Alade dem dem wey just waste their fine voice with Awilo megedefegede pattern instead of balancing and dropping hooks that go nuclear like Tems did on Essence

It gets even better from the 2nd half of the first disk. From WHO TF IZ U to the end of disk 2, it's straight 🔥

Thanks to that last minute Leeds goal, I have defeated Brutallion by 1 point and extinguished his Playoff hopes finally

The day he decided to mess with Sanchez and Jorgensen mid season is the day he signed his death warrant as Chelsea coach

Easy fixtures against the likes of Burnley and Wolves gave him hubris to try a fatal change mid season and in our most important game of the year

Knowledge without wisdom is death

raumdeuter:
semid4lyfe no tell you the whole story, He dey live among nubile fresh female meat daily, So his distribution network is wide

Na the main reason be this wey he no want confess

AnfieldFan:
Phenomenal body of work....

2 decades is a long time, how do you think it compares against GKMC, which is universally held as one of the best albums...I get the sense you don't like Kendrick, but I'm asking strictly on subject matter...


Also, bar wise , check out his Off-Season project. It's short, so shouldn't take much time....

I no get ear for Kendrick from grating voices to forced rhyming

Cole should not be mentioned in the same category with Kendrick

semid4lyfe:
Lol. Your profiling of me is so off. You think say na UniPort, Unilag, UI, Ife level be my institution. Even those universities only accomodate a tiny percentage of their staff on Campus.

Make I give you some context. ⬇️

I live in the capital city of the state. The university is in a rural community about 50 - 60 mins drive away. I no dey stroll from my home to the office.

Over 97% of staff live in the capital city and commute to work from there because staff accomodation on campus is almost non-existent. The few units that were built some years ago were cornered by the big ogas which they sublet to others at exorbitant rates.

The university community is not quite as developed. The power situation is terrible in the community (but my uni get steady light cos of solar plant wey GEJ give us when hin establish am )

Even young bachelors that started off living in the community eventually move to the capital city especially after marriage and when their kids want to start school to have good options.

Soft life no dey lecturing like that. Even now, as my uni dey semester break, I get over 500 scripts to mark across three courses with deadline to deliver. I get project student's wey I dey supervise, and read & correct their thesis

As per family levels, its just me & madam with our three kids, no domestic help or relatives living with us. Make I even yarn you sef, na me do omugwo for my wife when she drop #2 and #3.

Also, I do a lot of chores to keep the home running. Na me dey do dishes, Na me dey do school runs mostly. Na me dey sweep and mop house. Na me dey bathe kids morning and night. Na me dey iron clothes. Na me dey assist kids with assignments etc

Bottom line, I put in a lot of work in my job, and in the home. Nothing like soft life for my side. I no dey hypersexual and knacking no dey rule my mind. There are weeks I go without it. Oya, be disappointed.

Either bed dey shake or e no dey shake

@ A40

Have you heard J Cole fall off album?

That's the best rap album in over 2 decades

GloriousGbola:
soft worker is relative in naija parlanace

this one where salary is delayed, where we have nepa issue, where we currently have heat wave and soaring inflation and pikins school has just sent you letter that school fees are up by 40%

Lecturers children go to University owned schools. These excuses no go work. The bed wey he talk say dey shake must shake

semid4lyfe:
Bed still dey shake but e no get frequency. Na as the spirit leads either of us.

But we get standing rule that you don't turn down the other when they're in the mood.

GloriousGbola:
dey form hard man there - soft life worker

throw in working to 8pm , with intrusive work, lagos fury road traffic , getting home to no light and heat, and lets see just how high your willy will stand every day of the week

Au contraire, I work physically in different cities, sometimes sleeping away from home, and Roby knacking rate as an unemployed man is my baseline minimum as a married man with kids where you have to be worrying whether children are asleep etc

Semid is a soft worker, not in Lagos, a lecturer who probably lives on campus and can probably stroll to his house in 15 mins. Probably home by 4 pm and is home all through the school holidays. Anything less than 5 knackings per week, I will be disappointed.

semid4lyfe:
Roby Ekpo: Baba, in a week, I fit knack like twice I dey alright.

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Me: Isn't twice a week enough in marriage? How much is enough knacking in marriage?

No be you talk say your bed still dey shake?

Twice a week is on the low side

In their case where they don't have kids to worry about, twice a week was pitiful. If no kids in the house, should be 5-7 times a week

If you want to know Marescas worth, look at Chelsea today and look at Leicester today

Popizainic takes cannot change reality

At least Leicester relegation dey sweet my belle small

They will suffer for 100 years for scamming us for an injured Fofana

I said it. Rosenoir completely lost the respect of the dressing room (and his topflight managerial career) with that foolish Jorgensen experiment

No matter how much knowledge you have in life, if you don't have wisdom, you will enter sunken place

Thecassanova:
5 league games in a row without finding the net since 1912

5 league games loss in a row since 1993

Tech fraud doings

1912 when Titanic sank

Clownlake and Rosenoir done sink us like Titanic

Nice one Welbeck

Let my FPL team eat jor

Rosenoir the company man. You will cry

You and those 4 clowns, Eghbali and the 3 TDs

Maresca really had them feeling like they were doing good work, bunch of clowns

Hayden Hackney - This is who Chelsea should be signing this summer for a CM/AM role. A top top baller. Best player in the Championship by far

potland:
hato over nuno! aboki bring me two koboko

Another Popizainic take

Popi and hensben na 2 sides of the same coin

Amigoos1:
Even from their pre wedding pictures you could tell he was a mumu man.

I no even know who Roland17 and co dey yarn about since

So na this ugly babe dey make that nigga shed premium tears all over my timeline?

raumdeuter:
Now let an Art student do the reverse study for 1yr and pass Physics Chemistry Maths/Biology

You want kill am?

Roland17:
But you guys can’t deny the buy and flip narrative entering the season and even half way into the season. We saw it all over the internet, especially after beating PSG.

The only difference now is that it is no longer working. You tried it in the EPL, are now begging for 5th, in the UCL, you were battered. Now everybody wan protest..

Should have protested after the CWC

Please save these accusations for BlueAngel44 and her fellow mumus, not the majority of Chelsea fans on this thread

Sportsweb:
Enzo Maresca remains Chelsea best manager under BlueCo, nobody comes closes.

This man got us UCL football, made Chelsea challenge the best of best and fans thought it was easy


Look at Rosenior, we can compete against any decent team

3 losses to arsenal, 2 against PSG, lost to United, will probably loses to Liverpool.


I remember when ibime used to praise Maresca for crashing the box because we always score in Maresca coached game, I think Maresca team failed to score a goal in just 3 games throughout his time at Chelsea.

Rosenior is on 4 games without a goal in EPL.

The eediots gave themselves pat on the back for Marescas CWC win and continued signing their crap, denying Maresca the say he should have had in fixing the holes in the team. That pissed him off and led to breakdown in relationship. Now they are seeing how truly crap the team they have put together is

Garnacho should never play for Chelsea again. WTF!

Oh my God, Garnacho should be subbed immediately

Roland17:
Naaa.. Caicedo is suffering, Mainoo/ Bruno have him chasing shadows. It wasn’t just Gbanacho, where was Gusto when Cunha made the run to score? That was infact the second run Cunha made and Gusto was sleeping.. Enzo no send anybody for defensive work.

You must be watching a different game

We have completed double their passes

Go and check BBC website and change your ISP provider

Roland17:
This isn’t about one player, Chelsea look pitiful overall in this first half. United look composed on the ball, are progressing it better, disciplined when they have to defend and look dangerous everytime they go forward.

Nope Chelsea were on top that half but as usual we always have a brainfart from one of our useless young "market opportunities"

swiz123:
Garnacho casually escorted Bruno to lay that cross. Genuinely the most horrible player I have seen in 10 years.

Disgusting play. I won't expect that lack of game nous from a 5 a side player

Garnacho is an irresponsible clown to allow Bruno that cross

Soon as I saw it, I know exactly what I would do in that position to barge Bruno off that ball and was astonished Garnacho did not know how to use his body or when to dive in properly

At every point this boy displays no urgency in defensive situations, no common sense on how to use his body and no sense of responsibility

This boy should go immediately

Delap should be subbed on 45 mins for Guiu please. Book that transfer in already