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Segedinho:
Some mugu no go see Wetin rogers do there o

Na fear of red card make some real fans talk say make dem sub am, agendaists want use am do agenda

Sharp sharp hotel

popizaino:
Between have they changed the name of Everton stadium?

I dey see something like HillDickson stadium.

It's a brand new stadium

They have moved out of Goodison Park

Pedro Neto is an idiot

He is asking for a red card with his abuse to the referee since the start of the game

popizaino:
I will beat PSG with as a Chelsea coach. Just look at expo here.

Here’s a 2 minutes, 46 seconds long video of Antoine Semenyo schooling the best left back in the world for your viewing pleasure🙏🏾🩵 pic.twitter.com/XukHWkzRMs

— 𝐉𝐘𝐆𝐀 𝐌𝐂𝐅𝐂• 🦅 (@just_jyga) October 16, 2026

I thought they said Semenyo had a bad game

If this is a bad game, I wonder what a good game against Mendes looks like

https://www.nairaland.com/8766891/kidnapped-couple-6-month-old-baby-regain

Best news of the day. That man holding his naked baby in the kidnappers den was heartbreaking

Bimmarlykay:
Browse exhaustively about this car,am tired explaining and re-xplaining,it ain't a drone,its a car with many abilities including quick flights, point me to the source telling you about smoke and fuel,Snow.

Nigga I'm not about to argue anything with you. Elon should keep that thing in the air for 30 mins like a drone and not that 20 seconds gimmick.

If you even cared to read his comments, he poopooed the practicality and even the remote possibility of legality of that car he displayed. He should keep focusing on stunts while others focus on what works for mass production.

Bimmarlykay:
You think Musk Engineers and Scientists didn't think about this?

Anything relying on thrusters to keep a 2,500kg vehicle in the air will inevitably blow smoke everywhere and can't carry enough fuel to thrust more than a few minutes.

That's why rotor/drone technology is the preference for flying vehicles. This is just a gimmick

In 2017 or so, one Musk fanboy at my workplace swore nobody else will produce functional electric vehicles with good range as no one else has his proprietary car battery technology

Now they are everywhere, some with longer range with no qualms

There is nothing hidden under the sun. Anybody claiming they hold the secret alchemy is just trying to pump their share price.

Bimmarlykay:
First off, I'll trust US tech and safety protocols over China any day. Secondly, please remind me how practical and readily available those Chinese flying cars actually are right now.
As we speak, no international aviation authority has cleared passenger drones to fly over civilian city streets. They are restricted to tightly controlled test zones because a 20-minute battery life is completely impractical for real world commuting. Meanwhile, Tesla is building mass market autonomous ground vehicles designed to navigate real roads, pass rigorous crash tests, and serve millions of everyday citizens sustainably.

How can you criticise the Chinese for what they are doing in the air, then praise Tesla for what they are doing on the ground. You are not comparing in the same dimension.

That's like criticising Usain Bolts swimming and simultaneously praising Asafa Powells running. The bias in your post is too obvious.

Amigoos1:
Maybe it's just me but something that flies cannot be a car.

A flying car is a drone or helicopter

The challenge is not flying but organising commuters so they don't crash into each other in the air. There are already vehicles that move on road and in the air efficiently.

Kimbeast:
China already has flying cars and are planning max production and distribution for next year. There's nothing practical and sustainable about this rubbish design from Musk. Hollywood level stunt that will never materialize into anything.

The smoke under the car will choke the whole street. Quite impractical

PDPGuy:
Don’t get it twisted

A woman’s appreciation of a man’s gestures is inversely proportional to how long ago he made them..

Janet Jackson approves this theory




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9uizdKZAGE?is=ogC2bxqBz2wFAKwD

Bluelines69:
Them done quick clock am

Ghost worker accusations spreading to Manchester?

In the words of one ninja, good women outnumber good men handsomely

Therefore there will be many good women who will never know the love of a good man

Therefore men are the prize.

Those women in the congregation shouting "Men dey" must be planning to share the same man. Men dey but good men no dey.

User09:
Actually contrary to what raumdeuter and yourself are saying, it's actually not advisable and one of the reasons is what you just highlighted. Infact, financial planners and advisors advise against it, some even going as far as saying both couples should not work in the same sector - for diversification reasons.

A good example is what happened in the oil sector during the 2014/15 oil crisis and covid era. Imagine both couples working in oil companies then, or maybe both you guys work in the tech sector and exposed to the recurrent layoffs which happens a lot more frequently now. Infact, if both couples have investments, companies from that sector will completely be ruled out by the advisor (even if its a top performer), and more risk play will be suggested - heavy unemployment/disability insurance etc

Of course, this is in developed economies, in naija - as long as you have an ok to well paying job, all of these becomes secondary. People have to survive first

One private sector, one Government sector is the best combination

Private worker provides the upside while Government worker provides the foundation

Dem no dey sack Government worker

TemporaryHansel:
So I was at a bar this evening for normal evening cruise and an issue happened. Something we discussed here recently.

I was just waiting to get home first before I post it here, since there are others around me and will probably see what I'm typing.

All of us at the bar, all of them are married, except me. I'm at that stage where everyone around me is married, so I always seem like an outlier.

Now what caused issue is this, one of the men's wife got fvcked outside.

The matter was really serious. Some men were pressuring him to go and destroy the business place of the individual that "fvcked" his wife.

So much anger in the air. People wey no get wife come dey para pass who get wife wey them lash sef.


Now, what brought about my confusion is that every single one of these men cheat. Serious big time cheaters that have probably lost count of the number of women they've bedded this year alone.

How does it make sense that other women fvck you outside but you don't want your wife to be fvcked by another man.

It just seems like Nigerian women exist to be play toys for men, and it's unfortunate the women just accept it like that. It's really weird.


I don't know if I'm the weird one. I don't cheat when I'm in a serious relationship because it pains me when I get cheated on. So I just feel like, why do you something that I won't like if you do it to me? I try to consider the feelings of my partner before making decisions, but it seems the wider percentage of men don't? You're a human with feelings, don't you think the other person has feelings that should be taken into consideration too?

How did they all find out that someone fvked his wife. Don't tell me he is the one who told them

raumdeuter:
There was a conversation about confra in Rivers state sometime in the past

This one na new dimension. Confra dey renovate police station

Cultists Renovated a Police Station in Rivers State. pic.twitter.com/KZAJ0jjRTf

— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) October 15, 2026

This is in my hometown. Confraternities are mostly peaceful these days as they have been integrated into the economy since Amnesty through pipeline contracts etc. The biggest confra man Ateke is also the biggest peacekeeper. If you cause ruckus in my town, you will hear from Ateke.

Griffon:
Emaprince I hope your players have updated their insurance policies and informed their families that they’ll be emotionally unavailable after the match. We’re not coming to play football; we’re coming to conduct a practical examination in humility.

With back-to-back Cup wins, I’ll advise that you come with confidence, good boots, and strong excuses.

Big relegation 6 pointer this weekend then?

Very happy for Jackson

swiz123:
A casual observer will not notice that Enzo is the reason PSG is playing through City’s press.

Even Cherki is now pressing aggressively in ghost’s zone.

Ghost worker by name, ghost worker by nature

Kilishihunter:
Baba iniesta was part of the team that won their first league and he also won two cup titles too

Say it with your chest. He left midway through the season of their league title.

He joined and they immediately started fighting relegation (✅). He left and they immediately won 2 titles in a row (❌)

After this, he went to UAE league and immediately relegated his team.

Sportsweb:
Iniesta would have Relegated Chelsea with those poverty numbers.

You go think say na joke

Eunuch-Esther went from Barca to Japan league and immediately nearly relegated his team, then he did it again for the second time

After that, he went to UAE league and actually relegated his team

He was waiting for Messi to score for him in Japan and Dubai league and for Xavi to control and assist for him too.

Immediately he left his Japan team (Vissel Kobe), they won 2 league titles in a row

Kilishihunter:
Iniesta with some of the best pass completion rates and press resistance was a poor controller

Imiesta with 50-60 passes a game was a poor controller

Debroslink:
Drogba hustle his way to glory and refused to go the way of other strikers in Chelsea that couldn't perform due to Fraudpad gatecrashing their roles.


Harry Kane won golden boot thrice in Spurs' shirt. Imagine him playing with Fraudpad.

Anelka won golden boot when Drogba was injured in 09/10, same season Lampard dropped 47 G/A

Claiming Eunuch-Esther was controlling midfield will not work when he was a poor controller, and control is the job of the deep lying midfielders (Busquet and Xavi)

Wotowotoman:
As far as I’m concerned, wealth that is tied to very illiquid assets that the value can only be determined by what a buyer thinks it’s worth (or by Forbes) is not true wealth. In my opinion, Kanye, Jay Z, Rihanna, etc. are/were not true billionaires. Even they know it.

Now if the wealth is tied to stocks or assets that are publicly traded or assets that the value can be appraised independently (properties, yacht, gold, etc.), then I will consider those.

Speaking of Bayo, even if you went that route of Forbes and their vague calculations, how come he was never acknowledged as a billionaire until his ‘friend’ Larry Fink came and ‘bought’ their shares in GIP? That’s because even the Forbes people know that shares in the GP of a PE firm cannot be easily valued. The value of those shares are tied to the performance and value of the assets held by the fund. And the assets are not owned by the GPs but the fund that is majority owned by the LPs. Any loss on those assets wipes out the GPs holdings as the LPs are first in line in a liquidation.

I maintain that Bayo was not a billionaire for donkey years as you claimed he was. He was wealthy. Very wealthy. But not billionaire status wealthy.

More likely that Bayo is not interested in celebrity to submit data to Forbes

GIP valuation can be calculated within a decent margin of error and it won't be as powderpuff as Jay Z or Rihanna valuation which is based on vague brand valuations mixed with a bit of EBITDA multiples

GIP valuation would be on physical assets and tangible cash flows and not far from what BlackRock paid in consideration (usually within ~ 20% mark up on fair value).

It would have been based on:

(a.) Actual physical assets owned by the company such as shares in Ports and Airports

(b.) Multiples of EBITDA derived from Management fees for fund management of which GIP was collecting $750m in fees per year, plus their small share of ownership in portfolio companies (outside of the funds ownership). Companies in their portfolio generated $75 bln annual revenue. I don't know what percentage of their portfolio constitutes fund ownership and what percentage constitutes direct ownership but direct ownership is part of the mix.

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, stop yearning okpata. Whatever shares he owned in GIP before the acquisition were illiquid. If Blackrock didn’t buy, how could he have monetized? And you claim he has been a billionaire for donkey years? Wetin be this?

Is Rihanna or Jay Z valuation liquid? It's based on a valuation of their private companies . Liquidity.is not the same as net worth. If Kanye West was liquid, he wouldn't have lost billionaire status. Yet he was a billionaire without liquidity based on financial records he submitted to Forbes which allowed them to calculate a valuation on his illiquid company.

Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, stop yearning wetin you no sabi. Ogunlesi only became a billionaire after the Blackrock deal and that was in 2024. Una go just open mouth waaaaa

Do you think BlackRock picked the valuation of his company out of thin air?

The valuation has been there before BlackRock. It was a Private company and they have no obligation to declare it's value. It's when BlackRock buys it that its value becomes public as BlackRock is public. That's when Forbes can pick it up and calculate his worth from publicly available market information.

Kikelomogbenga:
What are you saying? With his form then Fermin would have been a guaranteed starter at the world cup if not for the injury he sustained. The Olmo you are talking about is also a goalscorer and assister so your point is mute either way.

Point is moot, not mute

BlueRayDick:
Bold of you to think swiz will take aerobic lessons from you 😂

Trust me, he will take it away, run it through AI, understand it, then come back with his counterattack. But the most important thing is he is increasing his understanding.

That's why he went from someone that can't estimate distance yesterday, can't walk 3 km yesterday, can't estimate calorie expenditure yesterday. . . and today he knows how to check his BPM after running 2km Nigerian record pace interval in 6 mins.

BlueRayDick:
The fact that swiz Dey effortlessly make Ibime post screenshot upon screenshot without having any interest in the screenshot Dey muse me 😂

Like Ibime thinks he’s going to make Swiz agree with him or what ?

lol. What you can't detect is how much education on Aerobic stats those those screenshots have given him in the last 24 hours.

From his numbers not lining up yesterday, he's been able to nail down that 20 km/hr pace gets you to 2km in 6 mins. He wasn't capable of that calculation before. He is now even adding that he uses that test to check his heart rate.

So those screenshots are educating him. While he has got the desktop calculation right, he has never put his body through that actual stress to know how superhuman such an effort is in practice. That's why Afrodoc was laughing at him, cos he understands what those numbers mean on the human physiology.

swiz123:
You must think we don’t have sense here. We have all seen a nigga with stiff waist and cooked knees; and you want us to believe you can run 20km/h let alone hold it over 1km.

I will like you see you attempt suicide by trying. Post screenshots to prove boast.

If I run 1 km in 3 mins and prove it, will you do the same for just 500m so we can finally call those dancing Ghanaian undertakers for you?