₦airaland Forum

Ofunaofu:
This is more like a mockery

Because as far as Nigerians are concerned, Tinubu only went there to kiss, hug, shake hands, peck and smile at other attendees of the summit

No be mockery, everybody dey find wetin dem go chop. Economy done tight!

Abi you no see as Reno Mockery dey suck Tinubu príck everyday?

Calabar1stSon:
Nigerians get poorer year-in-year-out. Religion, Ethnicity and above all TRIBALISM is why they'd be poorer Nigerians moving forward.

I pity no Nigerian. I only help out whenever I feel the need to because too many out there are very evil.

Nigerians are feeling the consequences of their mass stupidity.

The ultra-useless ones e.g. the APC trolls helinues, FreestuffNG etc are still here gaslighting everyone including themselves, but they are all going to burn!

kyber:
My morning erection sometimes comes and sometimes doesn’t, and when it comes it is semi hard.

So I have tried to have sex with girls, whenever I’m being excited I get hard, But after putting on a condom and inserting my male organ into the vagina, it’s becomes soft after 2 or 3 thrust.

It takes minutes for me to get hard after some caressing by the lady and when I put it in it goes soft again.

Mind you I do masturbate but I stopped a month ago. Those were the period these things happened. I haven’t had sex since I stopped masturbation for fear of the repetition.

The girls I had left cause I couldn’t satisfy them, the love they had for me vanished after I couldn’t even perform well like their ex, making them miss their exes .

I haven’t tried raw sex yet to confirm if I can sustain my erection when I feel the inner walls of the vagina and it’s sweetness, because some of the articles I have read here on Nairaland talked about my male organ getting used to my left hand (cause that’s what i use) thereby making it loose sensitivity to the point where my male organ becomes insensitive inside the condom.

Is my condition a critical one or one that can be fixed easily by following few steps of instructions?

What can I do to get this fixed and get my male organ back to its full potential?

Your problem is diet, not masturbation.

You're prolly diabetic already. Go see a doctor!

HonNL:
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Dead man walking! Putin will take him out at his own leisure

Suspect33:
Timubu gained absolute control over Lagos by placing people loyal to him in strategic positions when he was governor.

Now he's doing the same thing in the entire nation. Nigeria is about to become a family business.
Lol, i laugh at people who thought this election was about ethnic superiority, in their insecurity and envy of others, they've sold the country.



if an officer from any region is made service chief, how does it benefit that region? Democracy can never work in a country like Nigeria because you lot are too illiterate to think productively. When the majority are illiterate, democracy becomes counter productive. You voted based on region, tell me any region that has ever enjoyed development because their brother is president or is holding a top federal position?

GEJ's presidency did close to nothing in raising the living standard of the SS people

GMB succeeded in plunging Nigeria, and most especially his people into untold hardship.

8 years after, you lot are still too illiterate to reason that the region of a leader will not be exempted if things goes south

Why waste your time trying to pump sense/humanity into those monkeys

No point

Ihateheadslamer:
Muhammadu Buhari appointed bunch of incompetent personal like buhari

Buhari is a complete disaster as a human-being even, not to talk of leadership/management

Shey na that im werey dance go win grammy

Werey-olorin

lhordspy:
More..

aiye oyibo ti wo!

SeriouslySense:
If only wishes had wings, the time of America is over, the America we use to know, is not coming back.

I am excited, at the prospects of Jesus soon return. I think the early we know these things, the better, and we would even have peace.

America has fulfilled its destiny.

Biden's senility has regressed him back to his pre-teen years

Holiness2100:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-AYfe_l3oc


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12204603/amp/Vladimir-Putin-tells-West-hell-despot-confirms-nuclear-weapons-moved-Belarus.html

How I wish America had a proper president, instead of diaper-wearing Biden

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BTmyifLx5w

Governors Were Using Me To Seek 3rd term For Themselves - Olusegun Obasanjo



https://igberetvnews.com/1446885/governors-using-seek-3rd-term-olusegun-obasanjo/

Papa Sodiki

luluman:
If I feel too victimised on another person land I'll vex pack commot

Very soon bro

Very very soon

I pity that oyibo dude wey enter her trap

00FFT00:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/06/17/exclusive-nigerian-president-tinubu-proceeds-first-official-trip-france-plans-meet-team

Is he gonna hand over to Boko or na?

Monkeys are better than African leaders

imam07:
if d building collapse and kill your mother or your children. You will be d first person to come online to criticize d govt. Say u no get brain

Back sender

Omoawoke:
May hatred not lead you to death.

Buildings that are at the verge of collapsing and could kill hundreds of people is what you turn to politics. Please have sense

Nobody can gaslight me, bítch

Another opportunity to victimize igbos

Islie:
https://punchng.com/rivers-man-dies-after-sex-romp-lover-flees/?amp

Otubong

Calabar man, fúcky-fúcky man

TermuxDarkWeb:
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Animal

Seclusion:
Beloved, please don't just scroll pass, please can any kind hearted person please assist me with little money to get drugs. Am seriously down with malaria and typhoid, and I don't have a dime on me to eat or buy medicine am running temperature please.cant die in silence please help me in any little way. May you never lack anything in this life. Amen.
Please my name is Angela

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G.TBank

You're a criminal

You've been at this format for more than a year, why the typhoid/malaria never kill you and your imaginary kids?

No more tramadol!

Aboki cart-pushers and Iboe billionaires are in trouble!

jerryayaebi2:
“Names of Survivors Will Be Made Public Soon”: Police Says as 103 Wedding Guests Die After Boat Accident

Tragedy struck in Kwara state on Monday, June 12 as 103 people returning from a marriage ceremony died after their boat capsized at Egbu village, in the Patigi Local Government Area of the state.

According to The PUNCH, the 103 victims, including the father and his four children were returning from a marriage ceremony at neighbouring Egboti village in Niger State, when a river wave took control of the boat, hit a tree, and resulted in the boat capsizing
Sources in the village attributed the accident to the overloading of the boat

The State Police spokesperson, SP Ajayi Okasanmi, who confirmed the tragic incident in an update added that the names of the survivors will be published soon, The PUNCH reported.

He said, “The names of survivors will be made public as soon as they are available.”

It was gathered that about 50 bodies of passengers have been recovered from the incident

The Transition Implementation Committee Chairman, Patigi LGA, Alhaji Mohammed Ibrahim Liman, while quoting from a statement by a community leader, Alhassan Bala Mohammed, said that about 110 passengers reportedly died in the accident.

He said, “About 110 people died in the boat mishap in our area. We’re going to tell you about the tragedy and unforgettable memory that occurred to my people from our village and other neighbouring villages close to us.

“Our village people went to a wedding ceremony in another village called Gboti and the boat carried about 270 people, and almost 110 people were lost.”

Source: https://www.legit.ng/nigeria/1539293-tragedy-103-wedding-guest-die-boat-capsized-kwara/

Aboki nw xow

TermuxDarkWeb:
Nonsense. This man is crossing his bandry, first it was the innocent CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele and is EFCC chairman. He's creating Lifetime enemies, but it will surely hit him hard. Am not surprised it's government of Yourba he wants to fix only Yourba Muslims in higher positions. NONSENSE

You're obviously a lunatic

Dude can't even manage a home properly, yet you lot expect him to run the HOR

jobportng:
Many bitcoin traders in Nigeria have begin to switch to monica.ng for trading bitcoins after discovering that they could actually win awards for trading, which has led to what influencers have called " the bitcoin rush ", winners have bragging rights especially if you are the months top trader, We have seen popular twitter influencer B.O.D even referring to top traders as "IDAN" a popular slangs in Nigeria which basically means one who is smart!

https://twitter.com/bod_republic/status/1668646570508648451

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They forgot about Patricia already😆 Fūcking monkeys

Monica got her díldo strapped tight, she'll fúck them real good again

leroi01:
Very well said.

Just as you have influencers for products, bolt , indrive and rida have their paid noisemakers on nairaland, who's job it is , to lie , tell half-truths and primarily manipulate you into continuous driving with little to no profit.

Fuel price increased by 260% did the fare prices increase by 260% also?

So do the math.

If I spend 20k monthly to get to work on an 80k salary. I'm left with 60k. Take home.

If transport fare increases to 50k and my salary was increased by 10% or let say 20% , hence 60k, I am left with 10k . Take home.

So...how the f#&! Is that profitable?


What bolt gave, in terms of a concession is 9% salary increase. For 260% increase on expenses to get to work.

What profit are you left with?

How do you maintain your car?


If anyone is tweeting or typing some "too good to be true" trash, that they are making a ton of money this period, it's horseshite!

Cheerfulwanker and Pearl1910

Dedan112:
Greetings Nairalanders..
Please in your own observation who has been the most successful politician for you..
Successful in the aspects of
The level started.
The office being and pass through.
what height has the person claimed to.

You were born a fool and will obviously die as one

Unclesmith:
Hi Nlders

I just joined 2 friends to squat with them pending when I will get employed and get my own place. When I joined them, both of them complained of having body itching but I ignored since I'm using an antiseptic soap. and not long after, I started having this itching especially in my pubic area and my sacs itch more.

Even though it itches, it kind of feels good while scratching (sweeting me) and I have been managing like that for almost 2 months now. But I woke up this morning to see below on my dick. I've not had sex since March this year so I'm very sure i didn't get this through sex. What can I do please?

Mod please help push to FP

How did it happen?😋 You fúck the wrong tohtoh na, should be pretty obvious

nurey:
Nah the explosive tendency of the CNG/LNG dey fear me.

But this is good, let more people switch yo CNG/LNG so the price of petrol can come down for poor people like me

Damn right bro...CNG/LNG is unforgiving when mishandled; petrol is way more tolerant of the usually shoddy thinking/practices of the regular Nigerian

The bad news tho, is that Aliko Dangote does not work with free markets, so the price of PMS will NEVER come down. Nigerians are going to pay way higher than international average

plaindealer:
Where is the lie?

Is Akin Olaoye not a member of your obi cult or he did not say what's in his tween ot the other toxic cult member abusing, insulting and denigrating the man's business did not tweet what I posted?

Typical cultist mentality.

Animal, you can bark all you like here no lele na seun give una open field.