₦airaland Forum

uridadole:
Thank God the bastard call him president. Insulting some one old enough to be your father is worse than madness especialy when he has not offended you and he is honstly trying to salvage your battered future.

we cant have someone is senile n demented as buhari as a father, we for don kill am n feed its carcass to the fowls of the air.
old senile fool that suppose to be resting in his mud house.

omojoshy:
Don't mind the wailing wailers, always reasoning with their anus instead of brains. Perhaps, they have forgotten that we are in a Democrat setting, Dictatorship is not feasible.

u dont knw d meaning of dictatorship, u think na only military wey dictatorship thrives, do u knw who mugabe roberts is? is he a dictator?

Bishop4bella:
EFCC should have call on them during last administration but Oga Jona will not allow them and again so many corrupt issue were sleep under carpet.

. n dat same oga jona allowed a sista agency to work, who is fooling who bros?
inec n efcc were they not funded by the same govt?

dont8:
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo has disclosed the reasons why he allowed himself to be arrested by the Abacha regime despite many opportunities to escape and accept an offer of political asylum by the United States.





^{http://leadership.ng/news/449379/why-i-allowed-abacha-to-arrest-me-obasanjo}


Cc: Lalasticlala

so abacha stolee directly from cbn n some illiterate said he was never kworupt, this is serious o. mr integrity of illiterate sphere.

GoldenJAT:
Very stupid comments have read here, naira landers ehhhhh... Majority of you people probably think through the anus. The earlier some of you realize that Baba president will be there for the next 4yrs d better. He gave a very simple instruction as the president, and when someone did contrary to that, u expected him 2 keep mute. This ain't Jonathan's administration where evrtin goes. Tony Elumelu' presence wasn't needed there in Washington DC. President Buhari don talk him own. Whether Tony Later met Obama is not his concern. My advice.... Some of u commenting should go and buy some sense., its very cheap.

i think u really need to buy it for ur Buhari cos d way i seee it dat man sense been expire sincee before civil war start. if not dese four yrs no go easy o.

braine:
Its am Entrepreneurship summit! And that entails business people gathering and not a private affair. Read to understand and not to criticize.

WEtin be its am?
i dont even understand u sef

herogeun:
he is not proving any point

but he cant prove comma either nor apostrophem na pOINT if not POINTS.

I wish se n ss for just act as if nigeria doesnt exist, to me I dont care who buhari appoints or disappoi ts. all I care abt is my state, akwa ibom. if buhari likes he appoints only people from his region to head all parastatals, I dont bloody care, didnt vote him n am happy I neva wasted my transport from uyo to calabar to vote an illiterate old poo.
akwa ibom ayaya.
that s where my loyalty lies now.
am akwaibomite first n an african second, naija na for exams to just get d max point.

lonelydora:
If it's seniority they want to follow, no problem. But in management level, appointments don't usually follow protocols. It's purely political.


From the way PMB is going he shouldn't make me decamp back to PDP. Keeping my fingers crossed shaa

dem tell u say pdp na DUMP SITE?

CuteMaryJ:
President Muhammadu Buhari has finally revealed what will be the fate of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, saying thenational oil company will be divided into two successor entities under his administration.

The President, who stated this in an interview with journalists in Washington DC during a four-day visit to the United States, an extract of which was made available to Saturday PUNCH,explained that the decision would form one of the key steps of his reform of the country’s oil and gas sector.

The NNPC is considered a cesspoolof corruption and fraud sign posted by the non-remission of revenues from oil sale to the Federation Account. Hence, one of the first reform moves by All Progressives Congress –led administration is expected to start at the NNPC.

There had been insinuations that Buhari would unbundle the NNPC into four companies but the President, in the Washington interview, said rather than breaking the NNPC into four companies, it would be divided into two – regulator and investment vehicle.While one of the successor companies will be an independent regulator, the President said the second would operate as an investment vehicle for the country.He said,

“I am reforming the oil and gas sector, breaking up the NNPC into two parts – the first willbecome an independent regulator for the sector, while the second will act as an investment vehicle for the country.”

Buhari also said there would be a new bid round for oil blocks in the country, adding that he favours transparent auction process.

“I will also end political control of the awarding of drilling and exploration rights by introducing a system of independent, transparent auctioning for licences,” the President said.

Senate President Bukola Saraki had, recently, described the NNPC as the engine room of corruption. He lamented that none of the perpetrators of illegal deals in the corporation had so far been apprehended and brought to justice.

“You hardly see where people who are the real engine room – which is the NNPC – where most of thesecorruption cases on oil are, being put on trial,” he said.

Similarly, Kaduna State Governor, Mallam Nasir el-Rufai, had last week called for the setting up of another national oil firm as he argued that the present NNPC would kill Nigeria if it was allowed to continue running.“If you don’t kill the NNPC, it will kill Nigeria,” el-Rufai said.

Buhari, as part of the ongoing reform of several strata of the country, said his administration would merge the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission and the Independent Corrupt Practicesand other Related Offences Commission into one strong and more effective anti-graft agency.He said,

“Corruption is one of the top three issues facing Nigeria, along with insecurity and unemployment. We must act to kill corruption or corruption will kill Nigeria. I am determined to lead that fight.“My government is already taking several steps to cut out the cancer of corruption that has been eating away at the state for so long.“We are reorganising the existing plethora of anti-corruption bodies into single powerful agency that will have the focus, power and budget to clamp down on corruption at the federal and statelevels.”

The President said ministers would no longer have power to award contracts while announcing the introduction of a new system of plea bargaining to encourage looters of the government money and oil thieves to return the people’s stolen commonwealth.He said,

“I have already acted to remove political control over awarding of contracts away from ministers who use them to get political favours and kickbacks.“I will introduce a new system of plea bargain, that will allow those who have stolen assets and funds to return them – but if they do nottake that opportunity we will pursue them through the courts.”

Buhari insisted that his administration would not relent in asking foreign countries, including the US, to help in returning stolen funds that are sitting in private accounts abroad, but rightfully belonging to the people of Nigeria.The President lamented that the country had become over-dependent on oil because of the incompetence and corruption of government that concentrated on “how best to steal oil revenues instead of how best to use our oil windfalls to invest in a modern, growing economy.”

Rather than continue to depend on oil, Buhari said Nigeria must become a manufacturing giant.

“I will not be satisfied until the label ‘Made in Nigeria’ is as common globally, as the label ‘Made in China,’” he added.

(What an awesome news to wake up to this morning. More jobs and more transparency. Time to separate the goats from the sheep. I know a lot of people are already shaking and wetting their pants. Thumbs up Mr. President.)

Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-to-split-nnpc-into-two-plans-fresh-bid-round-for-oil-blocks/

so na wetin u bin really wan come do abi mr illiterate, to come award oil blocs?

Demdem2:
Fool, under the leadership of jonah-daft the NE was destroyed all because of his foolishness in governance.

N under gmb nigeria will finally be balkanise.
Thnkx to ur illiterate president.

proxillin:
I met this lady on a social app. She friend-zoned me for some 3 months though I made her realize my intention.

She keeps disturbing me with lengthy chats. She can chat for 24 hours. And that alone was getting on my nerves, that I started snubbing her on chat. I only respond once in a while.

I think she noticed it, she changed her tactics and started flirting..talking dirty and sending me funny pictures of her.

I took it as an invitation, so I brought up the issue of dating again. She said we should meet and discuss it.

We set a date for the date. In the morning of the set date, on whatsap she told me she is coming with a friend of her. I thought she feared for her security and was trying to play safe...I agreed they should come together.

We went to Cumbaland (Indian restaurant)...chop all the choppables (Chop my money). We still continued the discussion, she ended up not giving me any tangible answer.

2 weeks later, she said the weekend will be boring for her, she will be home alone, she said she wants to come to my house. Chaii my head bounced. I was like chaii...this is the opportunity.... On the Saturday morning when I went out to pick her at the bus stop close to my house, I saw a lady beside her, I thought the lady was just a passerby...to found out she was the same friend she brought on the first day (her makeup confused me). They came, I ran my generator for 8 ours they spent with me glued to my DSTV watching telemondo/MTV. She wouldnt even talk to me.

I later invited her to my inner room where I made my move, she refused and started cursing. So I dont want it to turn to a rape scenario, I let her go.

Later on whatsap, I asked why she keeps bringing her friend, she said she cant go anywhere without her.

I said OK...This bad thought just came to my mind. I knew I had nothing to loose again. I have spent already (thats a loss on its own). Nothing can be worse.

So I intentionally invited her over to my house this time...as usual she brought her friend which was part of my plan.

When opportunity presented itself, I collected her friends number. I took a risk, I told her not to tell my girl. To my dismay she cooperated with me, I pinged her on whatsap, she responded and we started flowing just neutrally.

The next time we agreed to go to the beach. I was very surprised to see this girl dressed sexily, even over dressed more than my girl. My eyes stayed glued on her that my girl nearly caught me. May be she did, may be not.

In the night I buzzed her and I told her how sexy she was that day. I told her I felt like kissing and foundling her that day.

She said "you should have done it in front of your girl" jokingly.

I said "Do you know my girl doesnt stop us", she said "Hmmmm"

Shockingly she said "I know there is nothing between you guys"

I was shocked. So my girl told her friend she had nothing for me.

I told the lady, why is she doing this to me? She hasnt given me any answer and when I make any move, she bark like dog. What does she want, shes confusing me....

In short, na so her friend agreed to come to my house alone ooo. It was on a rainy Saturday. She barely enters my house when we started the "You know what " (close your eyes).

I was at my office one day when I saw pings...my girl started blasting...

Why are men like this?
You are a dog
You are not different from others..
Men will always be men ...blah blah blah..

So if u want to date someone, its my friend that you think its right for you to date. You cheated with my friend.

I said "Madam, Let me ask you a question".

"Were we dating?"

She said "No"

I said "So whats your definition of cheating?"

She said "but u have been disturbing me for a while now"

I said "For a while? ooh and you are proud of that? And have you given me any tangible answer?"

She said "why are you impatient?"

I just told her to get a lawyer...she cursed and changed DP to funny images about guys...U know what they do na...

I found out that she read her friends whatsap chat and got to know we were fckng.

Guys....Am i really at fault?

Did I betray her?

Bros r u sure u know d meaning of BETRAY? I dont think so.
Bobo u did it right

No probs, wish dem success n decampings

double0seven:
Lord have mercy! when did the average IQ on Nairaland become so low and Appualing

PMB says an average of 250k barrels was being stolen per day. Then he said mentioned a particular minister who moved 1M barrels per day and opened up to five accounts for the pocketing of the proceeds.

The moving of 1N barrels by the minister was over a period of time, not like everyday for 1, 2 or 3 years. Go and read the press release again. Why is comprehension so hard for youngsters of nowadays.

iif d period of time connotes wif lets say two to threee weeks then the enormity of that crimee cant be compare to the billions embezzleed by obj for 8yr being d oil minister n ibb plus abacha who Buhari outrightly said he neva stole naija money.
bros i can comprehend, its u dat lacks basic compreehension skills.
beta engage a good teacher to revamp ur moribund brain.

LocalChamp:
Buhari receives indicting documents on ex-ministers, others

JULY 22, 2015 : OLALEKAN ADETAYO, ABUJA




http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-receives-indicting-documents-on-ex-ministers-others/

Let's assume what baba said is true, we r talking of 1million barrels per day n DAT amounts to 80million dolls a day multiply by 30days which is 2.4billiondols a month then multiply by 12 months. The answer is 28.8billion sold then multiply by 4 yes.....
Baba u r brain dead.

tucky200:
Good work..GOD bless nigeria...


U won't see tanoids here o...
Useless set. Of people

Huh






People dey o, u just as dumb as w a s t e r n a

Jorussia:
.If Saraki dare announce akpabio as the minority leader, against wish of majority of PDP senators, i don't see him surviving the next 2months as Senate President.

Do u know what we don't know
Pls tell us?
Mean while akpabio Ade awo annang n awo annang Ade awo uko.

EdCure:
a

A for abati

Owo annang ade owo uko
PDP power

SaiBuharii:
Ekiti people are illiterates, an illiterate can not rule our governors.

are they more illiterate than the borno, adamawa, yobe n other northern states that have more almajiri than secondary school graduates? or people that believes killing in the name of mohammad will give them 72 virgins as reward if they die? or people who have been brainwashed to the extent of wearing explosives n detonating it because of mere 2000 naira? bobo tthe norths r fo0ls!

SaiBuharii:
Some illiterates like Ekiti people will come now and start shouting Snail Buhari, meanwhile Baba is still cleaning up the mess that useless Jonathan and PDP created for about 16 years.

so before 1999 nigeria was perfect abi, we had stable supply of electricity, functional roads, health facilities being perfect n the economy was second to none, naira was equals to pounds sterling, americans n europeans were queuing for our visa right?
hv u checked pix of lagos before 1999 when democracy was fully born n compare to now, is thr any difference?
was jonathan n pdp leading nigeria since 1960?
if u want to praise someone or curse someone be objective, dont just pick ur fone, log in to nairaland n start attacking someone.
crude price soar high for just one year, 2013-2014 season, n insurgency was at its peak during that period. try contest as a lg chairman lets see hw u will fare, stop daydreaming abt gej n pdp 16 yrs rot without mentioning atiku abubakar, obasanjo olusegun , el rufai, audu ogbeh, saraki, dankwambo, kwankwanso, etc.
or were they not part of pdp duri g this 16yrs reign?
goodday

Scrypt:
I believe this is a wake up call for a sane government to put in place necessary policies to encourage diversification of the economy. Renewable energy is a great start (Like the case of the guy using Biogas the other day that was on FP)

Also we could work on increasing our refinery capacity or building more refineries and if we have just enough to cater for our needs, we could start exporting fuel to neighboring countries like Benin, Togo etc.

Explore our enormous natural gas resources to consolidate power generation and in a cascading effect it will encourage local businesses while improving business interests from foreign governments to start manufacturing plants here. I mean we have enough natural resource to serve as raw feed.

If the Jonathan government had a modicum of foresight, they would have known that nothing lasts forever. A very wise man would have used the proceeds from the boom to work on every sector of the economy but oga instead was stealing billions to fund a dead on arrival political ambition.

May God help Nigeria.

BUT NO THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN! OUR POLITICIANS ARE OVERLY AVARICIOUS. Looking for every means to satisfy their gods which is their belly. Every bill they rush to pass into law is meant to whet their insatiable greed. But we are coming for them.

This is my opinion, bigots don't quote me.

was thr wny govt before gej?
when was oil first drilled in nigeria?
why must u guys keep attacking gej as if he is the first president of this zoo?

lalasticlala:
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Ayourb/status/623215025960931332

amen to d last part.
people mumu sha o.
sha blame d woman, na dem b d problem of the world.

this one no be prophesy again na thoughts, too much thinking

donholy28:
Make dem go bring arrest warrant...then "IF"..he's found wanting..... bundle him to prisonYou re an ignorant fool

seconded

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scribespad:
You mean

I mean it, serious.