₦airaland Forum

Drgleave:
i could have said 'Amen' but it would also be a lie.

faints

Swagk101:
Op stop reasoning like a dunce, shades are meant 4 protecting d eyes against sunshine,bright lights etc.Nice repliesAbeg who get dat yansh 4 ur back?Send me her no shapaly

you need deliverance. How you take sight the yansh?

Freemanan:
Haters gonna hate....

What gives me the impression that you are one of those people that go to big supermarkets just to take pictures?

Drgleave:
YES! because I love lying.

Chisos!!! I see dimoz

#deliverance time. Kabashata maligma poluskama mollusca.

Nnemuka:
I couldnt hear anything... despite trying hard.
I wish there was an interpreter to interpret his daura English.
Amanpour must be really dissappointed that Nigerians voted someone like that...

seriously? I am no die-hard fan of Buhari but you have to give him some credit. From the statements coming from your mouth, one can infer that you are nothing but a HATER.

jieopo:
Says who?

pythons do bite. but what I yink he is trying to say is that they are not poisonous. Their bite can be painful, like being stabbed with a small pocket knife, but they are not fatal. They strangulate their prey (squeeze them untill they die). I don't pray for that kinda death for my enemies.

Tomfrench:
Asa!!! Thought you were done with glasses

she can never be done with her glasses. It is more like her identity, just like wole soyinka and his snow white afro

boboLIL:
Story for d gods...... U never fulfil any of ur campaign promises,,, u de promise anoda one......the aimless one.......

now I am not advocating the slo-mo Buhari is showing, but thinking that he can fulfill all those promises in two months is ridiculous. Do you expect what was destroyed in over 5 decades of looting to be built right back up in two months? And in any case, if he chooses to chop and clean mouth like the past leaders have done, for the next 4 years we are #doomed. WE DON ENTER ONE CHANCE.

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hope that one day, i will also wear that uniform.

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please, close this thread abeg... It is encouraging contravening the constitution of Nigeria. Smoking weed is wrong spiritually because God said we should obey authority and the constitution of Nigeria does not permit it. Same goes for homo******.

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we are talking of serious stuff for our nation and you are busy derailing this thread. SMH.

sorry in advance, but I just have to ask this question: do you have body or mouth odour? she might be trying to send you a message.
BTW, thank her profusely and wear that perfume when next you go visit her.

and then witches don follow your ministry. You had better start kabashing to retain that job.
#na joke ooo.
but really, on a more serious note, pray wella ooo. and also pray that your immediate boss is not someone with family issues, if not, you will be his "retaliation machine"

Sermwell:
See your life? oversabi
My guest stumbled on my photo album in my room, so I should stop her from seeing them abi?
21st century ko!
21st millenium ni!

hhhhhhhmmmmmm. Another girl... 'stumbled' on your album... in your room... Alone.... my broda... i don't trust you ooo. I am inclined to believe that............. #thesedudesain'tloyal

adellam16:
So ur gay. Can we meet up?

Chisos!!! Omg!! I am not gay ooo. As a matter of fact, I love women. It was just a slip of the hand. And no, I am not ready to have a gay relationship with you.

na who wan see your dirty bra? my gf's bra is enough for me. shuoo...

Feraz:
We are blessed? How have we turned that blessing into help for the world at large? Who the blessing don help? If we are united and trust ourselves, will any 'outsider' incite violence? Look at what is happening in your country and the killings, kidnapping and other vices going on, how far have we gone with solving issues like these?

please read my post again and then modify your comment. I don't think you fully comprehend the message I am putting across.
Yes, we are the major cause of our own problems but 'outsiders' are dedicated to make sure they are not solved. we need to wake up!!!

it's their own version of the "die in the lagoon" statement. And how is this racist in any way? By the way, if we don't ridicule ourselves, others can't ridicule us. When we as a race see ourselves as inferior, then they treat us as an inferior race.

Dare I say that Africa is the most blessed continent in the world? Other nations see us as a threat. Our children that go to their schools, for instance, in the US, top their classes. The reason? God has specially deposited in us what we ourselves don't see. This is what makes other races feel insecure and fight to make us remain primitive and lack development, part of which is also our fault. They incite violence in our nations because a Nation in flames cannot develop and compete favourably among other nations. God help Africa, also, Africans, help yourselves... #IRESTMYCASE

LesbianBoy:
Na wa o! Like play like play, its being 4years now since they got married and yet no child! What is happening na!

you sound like one of those mothers in Nollywood movies that pester their daughter in-law about how she can't produce a child. It is usually acted by......... you know who.........#PatienceOzokwo #MamaG

it could be that thieves have been stealing transformers from the area

IamOdin:
If u want us to visit your blog you tell us...

so how does punch newspaper's official website look like a blog? you be learner ooo

buygala:
Please op,





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