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there is nothing wrong for a girl to ask a guy out. It is African mentality that sees it wrong.
Prophet Muhammad was wooed by her wife. Why can't you ?
Ask him if you truly have feelings for him.

espionagesavvy:
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correct

obiorathesubtle:
now.. Does it not look better?? You have to thank me!

Thanks

obiorathesubtle:
S P A C E Y O U R F U C K I N G P O S T.

Are you satisfied now?

RELATIONSHIP OF NOWADAYS

The type of so-called relationships among guys and
girls these days is so horrible that one will wonder if
this is not a prostitution in disguise. When a lady
dates a guy, the lady gives him sex while the guy
gives her money or buy material things for her. It has now
become the duty of a
boyfriend to be giving money to his girl money and it has
become the duty of girlfriend to satisfy her man's sex
urge.

Tell me is there any difference between this and
prostitution? A prostitute collects money from her
customer and then sleeps with d customer. A guy
gives money to his girlfriend and then sleeps with
her. Therefore what the youths of today practice is
not relationship and dating. It is prostitution.

A
prostitute is not only a lady who sleeps with men in
brothels.
Let us change our mentality.
But


Dear ladies,
1. You should not let a man know that you are madly
in love with him. Do not let him know that you cannot
do without him, or else he will take you for granted,
cheat on you and do anything he likes freely. He will
say, "I can do anything; Afterall she loves me very
much. She will not quit me even if cheat on her.


2. Never you cry over an ordinary boyfriend who is
not your husband. Boyfriend is not your legally
accepted man. So why should you cry because he
broke your heart? He doesn't worth it.


3. As a woman, give yourself respect. You must let
your man know that you can survive without his
money. Don't be requesting for money for cream,
recharge card and cloth from him all the time. Even if
you must ask him for money, let it be once in a while.
He will respect and value you. Have a source of
income. Even if you are a student, request for more
money from your parents and not from your
boyfriend. If you don't request for money, he will not
request for sex.
Some men believe nothing goes for nothing. They don't
spend without expecting receiving that's your body and
when they're tire of that your body,he will dump you
because he believe have payed for that satisfaction.

STOP PROVING that YOU are ONLY good for SEX and DATING
not GOOD for marriage. Men are smart when it comes to
marriage.
AM I MAKING SENSE.
Drop your comment.

tpiadotcom:
What is it called in other parts of Africa?

you can google that.

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0microb04:
Am shy but _i try stop to being shy buh it really hard and realize I can't change that

That is acceptance. I am like you but I get everything extrovert are enjoying.

Teempakguy:
You hate ibo girls.
Why?

It is a fact. I don't hate Igbo girls.

1.IGBO GIRLS:
There must be plenty money, and less or no
sex, she abandons you immediately a rich
suitor comes calling....."Importer and
Exporter thing"..

EDO GIRLS:
Will love and take care of you with her
money, hoping one day, you will travel
overseas and be rich. After Two years, and
no plan is forth coming, she will dump your
sorry ass, oh, I forgot .....lots of sex will be
involved.

YORUBA GIRLS:
They love you with their body, soul and
heart. Whether you are rich or poor, that's
not their business. They will continue to
support you even though you aint making
progress. If a suitor comes around, majority
will reject him and stick with you. Money is
not their problem, but love.
Oh, plenty sex is guaranteed(well not all of
them will give you sha).

TIV GIRLS:
Oh my God. From the first day of the
relationship, be preparing for a break up. If
you don't drink, smoke or club....You're a
loser. They won't deny you of sex, but don't
deny them money...unless you wanna share
your girlfriend with a Politician(sugar daddy)
.If you're lucky, some may love you.

IDOMA GIRLS:
They're widely known as heartbreakers. Oh,
you must prove your love 100% to them and
expect little love from them. They love and
hate sex, depending on the one you chose.
You must also have money, but that's not a
solid criteria. Lest I forget, be prepared to be
used as an "Emotional Balancer".

HAUSA/KANURI/FULANI GIRLS:
Chai, they will start discussing marriage
from the first week of the relationship. They
love so foolishly, that they can sacrifice their
comforts to you. They don't need your
money. Most of them have rich parents and
relatives. They want to have you as their
Kings, while you treat them as Queens, sex is
not a problem...

IGALA GIRLS:
Money and love goes hand in glove. They
love for real, but you must have money. They
tend to associate themselves with your
everyday life. They give limited sex.

NUPE GIRLS:
They are very shy, lovely and caring. They
don't know if money is existing, but am not
sure if you will have sex as you desire. They
are sometimes called "Wife materials".

IKWERRE GIRLS:
Na wa oo....Money is number one on their
agendas. With money by your side, you will
experience the kind of love you only dream
of. I must warn you, there's a high
probability you will lose your girlfriend at
any given time. They are naturally attracted
to the so called "Highest bidders".Unlike the
Igbo girls, they give sex freely provided
money is flowing freely....lolzz.

URHOBO/IJAW/ISOKO/ITSEKIRI GIRLS:
Hmmm, they are possessive and jealous.
They love for real, even if you have little
money.They have this belief "Money will
come".They are vulnerable to "common low
marriage"....a marriage where man and a
woman lives together because she had an
unwanted pregnancy. Sex is not a problem
as long as you're faithful.

CALABAR/OGOJA GIRLS:
Chai chai, sex from the first day of the
relationship is highly guaranteed. They
present themselves as slaves to you, they
derive joy in seeing their boyfriends getting
satisfied sexually and "FooDilly".Popular
opinion thinks these people don't like money,
but I bet you....there's time when money will
be an issue.

Feel free to add yours

One of my favourite part in President Muhammudu
Buhari speech
"In recent times Nigerian leaders appear to have
misread our mission. Our founding fathers, Mr
Herbert Macauley, Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe, Chief
Obafemi Awolowo, Alhaji Ahmadu Bello, the Sardauna of Sokoto, Alhaji Abubakar Tafawa
Balewa, Malam Aminu Kano, Chief J.S. Tarka, Mr Eyo
Ita, Chief Denis Osadeby, Chief Ladoke Akintola and
their colleagues worked to establish certain
standards of governance. They might have differed
in their methods or tactics or details, but they were united in establishing a viable and progressive
country. Some of their successors behaved like
spoilt children breaking everything and bringing
disorder to the house."
Can someone guess the names of the spoilt
children?

I need to learn the concept and use it to teach my yet to be born children.
I already know how to teach 2 years old to read.
My children will be geniuses if I successfully teach them how to read early and solve arithmetic problems fast.

96 very simple.

The daughter must be a bastard.

This is not right. Children are meant to play and love one another. Having election can make them develop hatred and will affect their reasoning.
Remember, when children are not in happy mood, they are less likely to learn in classroom when the teacher is teaching them.
Having election in senior secondary school is fairly ok.

Wonder shall never end.
Look at the eyes and arms. It is indeed a frog
.

for someone to be owing me 1.2 million naira. That means i am worth 100 million naira or more. I will go for my mother first, then my sister and later my debtor.

These advantages depend on the type of partner you have. Some partners bring about positive influence to the person they are dating, while others bring the opposite.
Here are things you will benefit from having a positive partner:

1. You will feel wanted. Your partner will always call and visit you.
2. You will be overjoyed at all time. Having someone that loves you dearly will make you to feel happy.
3. You will be opportuned to eat different kinds of meal. Your girlfriend will always prepare delicious food for you to eat.
4. You will recover from illness on time. It has been proven scientifically that if you have your loved ones around you when you are sick. It will get healed on time.
5. You are less likely to fall sick. If you are happy at all time, sickness will be far away from you.
6. All your personal issues will get solved on time. We have problems which we can't share with just anybody but only the person we trust.
7. You will behave maturely at all time. Nobody wants to embarass himself/herself in the presence of his/her lover.
8. You will develop faster than expected. Your lover will help you secure a better job and give you neccessary tips and assistance to progress in the job without asking for anything in return.

Add yours....

You will need to invent your own dictionary if that is not acceptable by you.

Google African Star Apple and Cherry. You will see the difference. As a matter of fact, there are over 7,500 types of apple worldwide. Not all of them are similar.

Start correcting people in your neighborhood that Agbalumo is called African Star Apple or White Star Apple in English.
It is not cherry.

It is called African Star Apple.

Adex, u are the real olodo here.

I love Agbalumo when I was young, but I never knew the English name then.
I have been asking people around me the English of Agbalumo but nobody could tell me.
I am so sure that 70% of Nigerians don't know the English name.

I need a science related courses that do not require mathematics.

[color=#000099][/color]What course can someone that doesn't have mathematics in O'level offer in higher institutions.

Drinking garri after eating mango.
I have done this several times but nothing happen.

You've said it all. people always look down on introvert but now they are beginning to love them for who they are.
I an proud of who I am.

Nairaland is full of different character of people. Here are some list of those types of people on Nairaland.
1. The space bookers: these people never have some thing important to say. They mostly just type dot (.) , a letter or meaningless word.
2. Front Page Chasers: these people just continue to post every now and then hoping that one of their post will be on front page. Most of their post are worthless. Is it a must to be on front page?
3. First to comment: these people just want to be the first to comment on every post. You will see them dancing skelewu when they comment first.
4. The Passersby: these people have nothing to comment on any post than saying "just passing by". Is Nairaland a place that you are passing by?
5. The Jokers: these people always make joke of anything. No matter how serious an issue is, they will make fun of it. You will see them posting funny pictures and comments.
6. The advertisers: these people are always advertising their blog or things they sell. What baffle me most is seeing posting something like "Click here to learn how to make millions of naira". If they are making millions of naira, will they be scamming?
7. The Re-posters: these people always repost other people's post or comment. If you have nothing to write, why don't you just read.

Add more to the list people.

I pity those children that go to public schools. They will be affected most.

[color=#000099][/color] The outbreak of deadly Ebola Virus Disease (EVD) which has caused the prolong holiday for all Primary and Secondary schools across the nation as added more to Nigeria's educational problem.
Students failed woefully in the last WAEC. Teachers will sweat profusely while teaching this time around. Most children have overplayed and don't remember anything anymore. All they know now is MO TI MU DONGOYARO.
Chai, teachers go flog tire ooo...

The truth is people naturally don't get satisfied with what they have.