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Winny18:
banana is good but expensive

Not as much as apple and it has more benefit than apple.

This is totally fake, how can a small boy that has not been going to school write something like that.

I woman bought meat at the market to prepare nice meal for weekend. She cut the meat into pieces by herself. She boiled and fried the meat. But as she was about to put the meat in the stew she was cooking, she noticed something strange on the meat. She quickly showed it to people around and behold, it was Allah that was written on the meat.

The Imam of the Enu-Owa mosque in Lagos Island mosque had to buy the meat from the woman. People gather to see the meat as I post this.

LePrezident:
Which one is #10 ice cream?

Those coloring ice cream in sachet

LePrezident:
You eat ice cream irrespective of the container

Does it apply to those #10 ice cream?

There is something that have been bothering my mind for some time now. I often use whichever option that comes to my mind.

I know the English genius will finally clarify this for me so that I won't make mistake anymore.

Which of these sentences is correct?

1. I want to eat ice cream.

2. I want to lick ice cream.

3. I want to drink ice cream.

4. I want to sip ice cream.

this is a suicide mission.

Those stupid did not realize the challenge we are facing in this country under APC regime

Megateq:
I love this article, but you failed to add the fifth one, which is the solution or way out

That will be for another day.

Popular Lagos-based Psychologist and Relationship therapist, Joro Olumofin, has taken to his Instagram to share an interesting piece about Runs Girls.


Read below;
Diary of a Runs Girl by Joro Olumofin: This Journal encompasses 4 key Categories.
-Who is a Runs Girl?
-How do you identify a RunsGirl
-How do RunsGirls affect us
-Origin & Location of Runs Girl


1. Who is a Runs Girl?: A runs girl is any lady who is blatantly lazy or not content with her salary, income, allowance because her personal income can't get her to her destination. She uses her beauty and physical attributes to gain monetary favors, promotion, land, cars, jewelry from any man who is willing to pay.


2. How do you identify a Run Girl: This may be stereotypical but;

a) Any lady who doesn't have a 9-5 or functional business and yet lives a lavish lifestyle

b) Any lady who is always in a private jet or luxury hotel apartment 7 times a year is a Runs Girl

c) Any lady who owns more than 15 designer bags without an income

d) Any Lady who has more than 15k followers on IG or Twitter without any media portfolio or Makeup / Model business

e) Any lady who is "Yellow skinned" and constantly moves with 5 or more other "yellow skinned" ladies is a Runs Girl (Yellow Gang)

f) Any lady who has 9-5 job but the mathematics of her salary and her lifestyle don't add up

g) Any lady who owns a shop and yet has less than 3 customers and is paying rent is a runs girl

h) Any girl who goes to polo club Lagos by herself without being invited is a Potential Runs Girl

i) 60% of Bank marketers


3. How do Runs Girls affect us?: Runs Girls spoil the name of Nigerian ladies. They ruin the term courtship or love. Men are used to throwing material things and getting their way within 2 days.
So when men meet a decent girl who is giving them rules or a process they cut these decent girls off. That's why Runs girls get married more than decent girls because they are easy, understanding to the needs of men and are willing to take anything. Decent girls are too rigid and boring.


4. Location & Origin of Runs Girls: (They're Everywhere) but most likely below middle class, 3rd class or pass degree students).


The Origin of Runs Girls, based on research and observation. They emanate from bad economy, laziness, greed, separated families, hard times, Social media pressure, low self esteem, designer bags syndrome.

People really need this.

Summary please, I no fit read this.

What will she gain from this?
Can she kidnap Buhari and become the next president of Nigeria with this?

This is what the Yorubas called eni ori yo o dile meaning run for your life.

Goldenheart:
I always know when a girl is "not right" first 10sec of contact.

I just go right ahead with it, trying to prove myself wrong. but guess what

most ladies are the same... Liars!!!

You are wrong. Most people are not always what you think they are until you get closer to them. Someone that looks innocent may actually be your worst nightmare if you go into relationship with such and vice versa.

The last-16 draw in full, first-leg ties to be played February 14-15 and 21-22:

Manchester City v Monaco

Real Madrid v Napoli

Benfica v Borussia Dortmund

Bayern Munich v Arsenal

Porto v Juventus

Bayer Leverkusen v Atletico Madrid

Paris Saint-Germain v Barcelona

Sevilla v Leicester City

I will slap the hell out of her to the extent that she will land in hospital. with the $10m, I can marry another girl that is more beautiful than she is.

This is called packaging.

Nduxx:
Baba, no b 2day

i just noticed it

Have you guys noticed? Facebook has added a new feature to his page. There used to be like Share comment
but now, have report. Take a look at it.

One bottle of wine will be ok.

To be smart means to exhibit cleverness, intelligent behaviour and intellectual knowledge. Every parent would love to have a smart child but in order to achieve this, there is need to invest time and energy in child development. Peer group, environment and multimedia have effect on a child but parents have the greatest influence. Here are some vital things to do to make a child smart.

Feed your child well. It is recommended everywhere in the world that a new born baby needs six months of exclusive breast milk to protect her from illness. As the baby grows up, she needs balance diet to build the brain, bone and muscle. Fish, egg and meat help to create alertness. Avoid over feeding your baby because too much of food makes one to be obese, dizzy and sleep often.

Sing rhymes, play and talk about anything and everything with your baby. Learning experience begins immediately a baby is born. Baby needs constant interactions by parents and people around her. Don't just put your baby in a cot and attend to her only when she is hungry or needs to change her clothes or diaper. Show objects, people, animals, structures and tell her about them. Also play with her with numbers and alphabets.

Let your child to play. Some parents do confine their child in the house. This will make her lack social skills. Allow her to explore her environment and play with other children. By doing this, she is creating her intellectual, social, physical and emotional skills. If you meet me in person, you will hardly believe that I was brought up in a ghetto area. I was allowed to play like every other kid. All you need to do is just to watch the company your child keeps and let her know what is right and what is wrong. As Albert Einstein said, "Play is the highest form of research."

Limit the time of watching television. Too much of T.V is not good for the brain. Instead of watching T.V allow her to do some important things like exercise which increases the flow of oxygen to the brain and thus makes one to be alert throughout the day. You can also tell her folktales and ask questions on it.

Make reading a habit for your child. Read to your child regularly when she can't read yet. This will make her to be eager to learn how to read as long as you make it fun. Every child likes to imitate adult, so you need to be a good role model by reading regularly too. This will make your child to pick up books and read whenever she is free. Whatever you like doing is what your child will also like doing. When a child starts reading early like three or four years old, she will grow up to become very intelligent. Oprah Winfrey, a media magnate and philanthropist. Her grandmother taught her to read at age 3, which started her famous love of books.

Ask your child open ended questions. Open ended questions increases one reasoning and it covers all aspects of life. It is applicable for 2 years old children and upwards. Let's say you are in the supermarket doing shopping, you can ask your child this question. If I take away one orange from four, how many oranges will I have left?
You are walking down the street with your child and it suddenly starts to rain you can ask, how does water get to the sky and fall as rain?
You are in the church listening to sermon, you can ask, what do you think will happen if Jesus comes back to earth?
You are reading newspaper, ask, if you were the president, how will you rule your country?


Allow your child to take risk and fail. For example, if your child falls down whenever she tries to ride a bicycle, don't stop her from trying because she injures herself. She will be afraid of trying out on something new if you over protect her. "A man that has never failed has never tried anything new". Failure is part of life. She needs to learn to fail and succeed on anything she lays her hand on by been persistence on it. If you over protect your child, she will grow up to become a coward.

Let your child get enough rest. A child needs 8 to10 hours of sleep at night and rest when she is tired during the day. Over working your child will not make her to be brilliant. There should be time to work, play and rest. Remember, "all work no play makes Jack a dull boy". Not getting enough rest also contribute to obesity. Getting enough rest makes the brain to function properly and one to be active during the day.

Allow your child to be bored. Boredom is usually seen as a negative thing, well it is not that bad. It encourages child the ability to think. Boredom is a time for the brain to develop and become more creative. Inventors use this time to find creative solutions to people's problems. Facebook, vehicles, Yahoo and other inventions were created out of boredom to make life easier.

Surround your child with educative and interesting books and games.
Create a library in your house and stock it with colourful and interesting books. Secrets of the world is in books. A child learns about people, places and things by reading. Play games like Scrabble, Checkers, Sudoku and Chess with your child. She will learn to be patient, a good strategist and understand life as a whole.

Go through your child school work regularly and assist her on her home work. Some parents make mistake by not checking their child's work, only to discover later that their child is not doing fine at school. A child could be prevented from getting dull if the parents are passionate about her education. Some parents provide answers for their child instead of allowing the child to reason. Some even write for the child which is very bad. Parents are to assist, guide and explain the difficult aspects to the child. Rushing to provide answers or writing for a child will make her to become lazy and dull.

Reward and praise your child hard work. When a child is given gift for doing well, she tends to do better. Reward intermittently so that your child don't depend on it for persistence. Praising your child for effort help your child see herself as being in control of her success. Praising your child for “being smart” may discourage her from doing hard tasks because failing may conflict with her self-image of “being smart”. You can praise your child effort like this "I like the way you tried a lot of different strategies on that math problem until you finally got it".

Your child needs exposure. Expose her to things that develops her positively, this include cooking, field trips, cultures, sports and arts. Let her see things the way they are done and practicalize it herself. This will make it easy for her to choose her life career which she can easily focus on and be successful in. Aliko Dangote, the
richest man in Nigeria, discovers his talent for business when he was in primary school. He used to buy sweets and sell at school. Lionel Messi, five times world best player, was discovered at the tender age of twelve. Barcelona FC, had to cater for him and his family relocation to Spain. Messi had stunted growth problem then. All his medication was paid by the club.

Have a lot of patience with your child. Your child may provoke you at times, just try to be cool or just laugh it off. She may turn up the house upside down or destroy expensive things. Get down to her level and talk about what she did. Punish her moderately if necessary. Avoid over reacting because it can make her to loose her confidence or even become more troublesome.

What Is the Difference Between Centipedes and Millipedes?


Both centipedes and millipedes have segmented bodies and belong to the group Myriapoda. Both breathe through spiracles and have no direct copulatory organs. However, many differences exist between centipedes and millipedes.

Centipedes are terrestrial arthropods belonging to Class Chilopoda. Centipedes are flexible, dorsoventrally flattened arthropods. Millipedes belong to Class Diplopoda and are more rigid arthropods distinguishable by their subcylindrical shape. Centipedes have one pair of legs per body segment, while millipedes have two pairs.
While most centipedes are known for their speed, millipedes move slowly and burrow.


Differences in Diet

Centipedes and millipedes also vary in diet: centipedes are carnivores and millipedes are primarily detritivores. Centipedes are carnivorous and kill their prey by injecting them with venom. Millipedes feed primarily on decaying organic matter and they may eat the roots and leaves of seedling plants. Millipedes are ecologically esteemed as agents of microbial decomposition and soil nutrient cycles.
Centipedes have maxillipeds with which they attack prey. These are the venomous modified legs of the centipede’s first segment and can be used in defense, as well. A centipede bite can kill small prey, but typically is not life threatening to humans. In the absence of stinging structures, millipedes employ defensive secretions in order to protect themselves from predators. These secretions are produced by their segmental defensive glands. A millipede will also curl its body as a defense mechanism.
While centipedes sometimes bite humans, it is rare that their venom will produce a severe reaction. However, small children and those with other insect allergies should be watched carefully following a centipede bite. In the event of bite-related medical concerns, a medical professional should be contacted at once.


Differences in Habitat

Centipedes and millipedes prefer moist, protected outdoor habitats such as rotting logs, leaves, bark and the undersides of stones.
What Are Centipedes and Millipedes Classified As?
Although they resemble insects, centipedes and millipedes both are classified as arthropods. Insects have three body segments. Centipedes and millipedes have many segments. Insects have three pair of legs but centipedes have one pair of legs on each body segment. Millipedes have two pair of legs per body segment.

English can be annoying. The same way we have Graduate and Graduation but Graduand instead of Graduant

THE CONFUSED ONES: these are people that don't know much about football. They don't even know the squad numbers and wing of their players. They will keep asking questions like. Who is dribbling, who head the ball, what is Terry doing at the back ?

Aviero:
We don't have a central one because Oga can just put the AC off and go home, and leave all of us inside heat. So it is better if every one has their own AC and chill inside, instead of waiting for Oga to come and press Power Button.

Central AC circulate to all the rooms in a building. It is always placed at the rooftop of a building and is connected to all the the rooms just like split AC. So, no Oga can turn it off because there are so many people using it together. Central AC can be regulated to different temperature in different rooms.

Those that study genetics too will be of great help here.

I need comments from the scientists and doctors in the house, why two AS parents don't give birth to SS child.

I have seen people with similar case that give birth to two SS children, some give to one while others don't give birth to SS child at all.

Is there a scientific explanation behind this?

Katie Melua 9 million bicycles

Destined2win:
I love Asa!

When I become President, I will make her a special adviser to Nigerian musicians on good music. She will teach those that sing noise how to make good and meaningful music!

you are on point

Condoms. Both boys and girls can't do without it in campus.

Olosho meets Oniranu