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My question remains how does this news affect the price of garri in the market?

We give him a chance to rule ones, he almost killed us, if we give him the chance to rule again we deserve to be killed.....


Lawrence Fishburn

WhiteTechnology:
This proves that GEJ is a Democrat who respected the wishes of the party members

what rubbish are you saying? Maku claimed that the primaries was flawed the best your clueless Democrat could do is to take measures to convince him that there wasn't foul play, he didn't. Aren't Democrats supposed to have internal democracy and conflict resolution mechanisms. Democrats indeed. You are way too blinded by your political bigotry

Op you've got to keep outsmarting the Christians cos their religion has been"outdated' by God. Alot of wrong ideas and versions of event has been introduced into the Bible to serve the commercial interest of some e,g XMAS. The only way to explain God to an atheist is the use of Qur'an and Islam

tpia003:
You feel you will marry?

dint get you. But every heterosexual male do get married. Dint dey?

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!

This is the kinds of moronic and mediocre thinking that PDP are made of. The want us to remain in the same league with Afghanistan, North Korea and other backward nations. They are clueless on how to get us to the level of countries like Malaysia, Singapore and even Kenya and Ghana, terrorists attacked Kenya a few days ago their legislators are making laws to ensure such never happens again, terrorists have been slaughtering Nigerians for five years now and the government is clueless on wat to do.

You should be really worried. You'll need at least two years of courtship so if you're say 25 which means you have just a year to find a partner if you're to get married at 28. And if you can't you'll be 30 and dating bro Matthew who will think he's doing you a favor.

The better question is what type of girls are you kissing? If its the type that have been with so many guys they will definitely hate the variety of M.O they've been terrorized with. Get urself a sweet virgin and not an ashi abeg!!!

Sleekshady:
Oh I have to do that? I just saw it somewhere and decided to share

interesting.

but next time try to edit it and make it more Nigerian, the whole lesbian thingy isn't cool

You stole it from my dp. Xmas morning vibes huh? Who are you?

Cool

So the police is CLUELESS about what is happening? God have mercy.. change we need

Are you sure she's a woman and not a transgender.. Cos most women I know like showing off their tight bombom and dis one is wearing agbada strange!

otingy:
Thank You. Victoria ascertain!

. Yeah, we just need to clear the doubters so they won't affect the victory.

Dear doubting Thomas'


It is with great joy that I first of all want to wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year in advance. I hope all your dreams, ambitions and aspirations for the year 2014 all came true. I hope you felt secured enough to go out and chase the realization of those new year resolution that you made in January without the fear that Bokoharam might blow you up while looking for your daily bread. I didn't!

It was Thomas Jefferson who in declaration of America's independence said "America was founded on three basic human rights: life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

in Nigeria today, these three basic human rights has eluded us, the Goodluck Jonathan led government has deprived us of these rights, we live in fear and poverty and yet the government wants to take away our choices by presenting an incompetent president to continue his clueless management of the country. We say no: we want change, we want something new and better thank goodness more Nigerians are now waking up to reality.

to those who want to sully our victory by doubting the Buhari/Osibanjo ticket to effect the positive change we need, allow me to remind you that in 2007 when Yar'adua came to power he met the Niger/Delta virtually at the edge of collapse, with militancy and kidnappings both at an all time high. In less than a year he fixed the mess that the previous administration has created. Today, thanks to Yar'adua the whole region is almost clean, oil production was up from 700kbarrels per day to over 2mbarrels per day.
with sincerity Bokoharam can be defeated too in less than a year, but we need new hands and new ideas and new brains... We need Buhari/Osibanjo in 2015.

so doubting Thomas, our victory is near, don't sully our victory....

yours sincerely.

PastorKun:
While I concede that gej govt has been disastrous, I still don't see your buhari as the Messiah except God just wants to use him. In my opinion buhari has very little to offer us as president.

ya all doubting Thomas's let me remind you of something, in 2007 when Yar'adua came to power, Obasanjo has left the Niger/Delta in a state of great disrepair, militancy, kidnappings were at an all time high, oil production was below 700kbarrels/day. Today oil production is at 2mbarrels/day thanks to Yar'adua, he fixed Obasanjos mess in less than one year. The same thing is possible too now all that is needed is an upright leader, a visionary leader who will have zero tolerance for corruption. So yes Buhari is a messiah and he can fix this country in less than four years

temitemi1:
They should go to north where human lives is useless to them or meet with their islamic brothers like buhari n co... They can't see such here unless the islamic mad men/women like themselves... Trouble religion!!!

temitemi, I've always always suspected you are an idiot, you just confirmed it. How old are you?

[quote author=barcanista post=29133848]No sir, Swaziland, Lesotho and Republic of South Africa are 3 independent countries each having full sovereignty [/ ] yeah, the same thing I said, they are all independent countries but Lesotho and Swaziland are surrounded by South Africa's territory.

I agree with this op completely, most especially number four. For over 50yrs that foolish NTA was brainwashing us and telling us only things that the government wants us to know. Today thanks to social media Linda Ikeji alone has broken more important news in the last one year than NTA has done in 55years

What borders me about FFK is how he spreads his hate message without realizing how much damage it is doing to the country. Several times, he has made boko haram to seem as if it were Muslims who are conspiring against Christians. This human piece of garbage was one quoted as saying the Muslim Governor of Borno state intentionally aided BH to kidnap Chibok girls just to ridicule the Christian president. FFK is a sycophant who in my view isn't different from the BH, he will say anything in as much as the pay is right. It is unfortunate that a former minister one whom youths of this country should look up to for guidance and wisdom has sold his integrity for a plate of rice and is only interested in sowing disaffection and hate in the mind of the youths. Mr president also needs to call this maniac to other, we all want to score political points at every opportunity but FFK is doing his to the detriment of the country..


a word I believe is enough for the wise.

The country South Africa actually consists of 3 countries, Swaziland, Lesotho and South Africa. Its like having kano and Edo state both existing as independent countries within Nigerian territory.

MizMyColi:
Okay, first off, the man lied to her.
Their relationship was based on lies --- on wrong impressions.

Whatever she wants to do, whatever her actions, as long as they do not harm anyone in the process, I think it's justified.

I'd advise the woman to follow her inner feelings. She's in a best position to decide on what to do. No one is in her shoes at the moment. She knows better.

Yet, I'd advise her to stick around. What formed her relationship with the man, was it love or something vain? If she ever loved him to begin with, hard as it might be, she ought to forgive him and work with him to find a solution to the issue.

Let her talk to her creator.....to take all her woes, her tears, her hurts and make the best out of them, let her ask her creator to fill her with a spirit that is willing to forgive and forge ahead. LET HER DO HER BEST, and if nothing works.......she may seek out other ethically acceptable options.

Last I checked, this is Nigeria. No one likes being labeled a divorcee, especially our women.

there is no solution to this, its an impossible situation. Its like asking a mathematician to prove that 2 is bigger than 3. She should divorce that looser and find a better husband while she is still young. Or else she will live the rest of her life in misery and regrets.

So the man has erectile dysfunction? Some of it can be cured but in most cases it can't be. If his can't be cured she has to leave him noni and find another husband, I don't see how such marriage can work... But that guy is wicked thou, he knew his gun can't shoot and yet he decieved the poor lady?

What is wrong with this one? She just wrote down beautiful nonsense... GBM hasn't began his campaign yet, all that's happening now are background politicking when he starts going from state to state and making promises then we can talk of issueless propaganda, for now there is absolutely no basis to denigrate or sully the hope of change that Nigerians are expecting.

You can't imagine how am always wanking in ecstasy each time I read news of how Jonathan and his PDP government are crumbling. Enough of his cluelessness its time to send GEJ #backtootuoke

Ehen.. No be correct leaders be this? Unlike PDP that are clueless and lack vision, ambition, desire, goals, ideas, plans... More grease to ur elbows jawe correct guy Fashola

It will be bad, cos we won't be getting all this free blowjobs and unlimited wild sex....

What an upside down mentality. Simply because you are a pervert who doesn't value a womans dignity doesn't mean you have to sell it to others. If you think there isn't dignity in virginity wait till you have ur daughters and teach them to sell it for free.

Trust me, the guy is gay..

I don't know why some ppl take relationships like maths, you are supposed to fall head over heels in love, do things spontaneously, u don't have to plan it as if you are solving algebra. If he is a heartbreaker sex or no sex won't stop him. Just do the damn thin already