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topmosttee:
@ Ibullem, please what is the salary range for customer service position? Thanks.

cant give you that info here. pm me

lizhon:
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Try the native browser of your phone. or use chrome on a laptop. you should be fine.

If you have any issue or need any clarification... I'd be on standby to assist. Reach me on ibullem09@gmail.com

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Mannylex:
I thought it was just a case of male lecturers chasing their female students, so they could take them to bed and then give them good grades in return. In my case It just happened that I was actually offering a course in which a woman was in charge, and when the result was released, I was the only one who had an A in the course, so i decided to show appreciation to the woman, not because she did anything for me or influenced my grade in anyway, cos i had never for once known the woman personally, I just decided I should just pay "homage" to her. And when I went to her office to thank her, she was highly impressed saying she likes students like me who pass courses well even without "sorting" , that's cos actually she doesn't accept sorting. She even gave me some cash that day as a reward for passing her course excellently. She then noted my reg. number, then she collected my number, so I could help in doing some marking for her. After all of these, she started calling my line several times, she recharged my phone most of the times. Then it started getting funny, when she'll call me up and take me for lunch, ask me if I had a girlfriend, she even told me to stay away from girls cos they'll only distract me. She'll give me a peck and then smile at me. Recently she told me she admires me and she likes me very much. I know where all these is leading to and am very confused. This lady has my reg number and she'll still take me on another course, I ain't ready for wat she wants, cos to me it feels very wrong, but I'm thinking of the aftermath, she could just fail me if I turn her down. I'm just so confused right now.

Boss why you no come gimme gist all this while Na... I for even lend a helping hand self...

Chai... Things been happen for my backyard and I no know..

this was the only one I could find without my face.

hope i'm not too late for the party..

1. my lenovo laptop
2. my dell server keyboard
3. my big head... Lol

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matrix199:
It has everything to live for in the caribbean sea. I'd like to see the Jellyfish live forever in oil spilled rivers like those in the Niger-Delta region.

Hahaha... You right man

I can only believe this immortal Shi.t if it survives my mama's red hot groundnut oil

That's some nice trade by barter

hahaha, now this is funny

thank God the car was found

One by one... Dem don dey go

Still waiting for him to come and say his account was hacked after she gives him the kpekus tonight

no wonder him wife dey beat am



Shoro niyen ?

martinsaba:
OP I thought UNION BANK building is the tallest building in nigeria, are u confusing structure with building? NECOM has a tower that is occupied by no human except mast, so should we still call NECOM house the tallest building in Nigeria?

I get your point too... I personally feel the NECOM tower is just a cheat.

Structure wise without the mast, Union Bank tower is much taller. But unfortunately, its usually measured from the ground to the highest point of the structure.

Thinking of what his cows will eat this night.

*modified
Position taken.

Explorers Brilliant guy... Always looking forward to your posts.

Mikylopez:
lolz better still momcy 4 jes use ha do normal monthly flow and forget

Yes ooo

Glad to meet someone who shares same enthusiasm for such silly folks like the Op

Stupedinluv:
a mistake

...If only your Dad had used a condom on that fateful day, if only...

Dear Stupedinlove (or is it stupidandlost)

We understand its pretty boring for you out there, and nairaland is the only place you find solace in some low-lifes, miscreant and little kids drooling over you. Fair enough, it's understandable.

But please, you don't have to pollute the whole cyberspace with your low-life. We co-users deserves some decorum and sanity at times please.

MzLarem:
And everybody goes home happy,u get to be free,she got a house..c'est fini.

BTW,we need to talk when u get ur next house..comman date me,I need a house too.

You two idiots love birds just derailed this thread...

Cc
Angelberry, smellymouth

Op you are just plain dumb. That girl is even trying keeping up with the conversation.


You've never kissed...

But You've had sex once...

As if that wasn't silly enough... You went to start talking ill about the last babe you slept with and how you dislike her after it all.

And your malfunctioning brain believes you even stand a remote chance getting this babe to stay, that's if she's even your gf as you claim.

I feel like slapping you, I'd be doing you a serious disservice if I don't tell you how foolish you are.

You kept going on and on about how you don't like this type of boobs and that type of blahblahblah, how is that suppose to inspire confidence in her??

Man to man bro... You are a stupid kid. Just go and face your studies pls.

Hahaha ... WTH is this guy?

How would you caption this selfie?