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anti-konji... there's fire on the mountain...

anti-ballsOnFire... Your case is sorry if you no find where to empty your agro put. Cos that burantashi wey you take, chai, your body go tell you.

on other news, Toke just dodge bullet. cos if you been handle am unto that level wey you dey... mehn... na sorry for be her own ooo

antispexish... well done boss. Even if we never show am yet, we appreciate you wella.

anti-2mins, chai... just reading it alone... shame dey catch me for you...

You gats redeem your image... hope say strenghtth dey for round 1.2 cos that first one no reach to call round 1. Lol

kayzat:
I would have end up disappointed if you wrote that you were able to kill your konji with her at that time. I was expecting to kill the show and it happened.

Good job you are doing but please the update is too slow.

Sis/ Bros


abeg no dey do like that na. As you quote the whole story, i don already think say another update don show... see as i dey scroll upandan with excitement.

Anti-fineBoy nice one boss...
we don collect breakfast, na lunch we dey wait for now ooo... if you fit give us brunch inbetween, e no bad... allis well appreciated. ;d

antispexish:
those days where good men!, for you to enjoy the relationship you had to stay committed, waiting on her street for hours for her to Come out of the gate, having to go through some drilling from her group of friends before she accepts to date you( remember falz video with simi), making sure your first approach is perfect cus second chances are rare, formulating a meeting arrangement etc . those days when money does not determine who you are dating.
The days of tommy hillfiger, wu wear, fubu, polo, Nike, phat farm and timberland shoes, not today when every Italian name is a designer.

to everyone: typing the next post almost finished. I'll be talking about some characters as requested.

anti-trueTalk... mehn... nolstagia

those were the good old days bro

anti sureGuy this your story is dope.

love your writing skills man. If them no sack me today, na small e go remain.. Lol

antispexish na man you be...

how far festus na the dude no gree come house again? hahahahahaha

Dear Bros's/Aunties

Good morning to everyone, especially Nigerian Americans. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you may be coming back home. So, Eku election.

I very much understand that you may soon be sent packing from there ( so is the rumour), so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You may have just little time left , utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to.
In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like ice cubes, they don't last. Buy a quality one from abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too.

Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong. Is your tongue twisted? Please untwist it before coming because bus conductors need to hear you clearly and firmly before releasing your change. If you buy anything that has shelve life, remove 4months from the expiry date to get the real expiry date.

Start learning how to jump on and off a moving bus,you will need this if you are coming to Lagos. If you are going to Ondo or the North, start putting your face near naked flame because the sun there roasts skin like suya and you need to be prepared. Dont start crossing the road immediately you come, watch and learn how to be faster than Okada and danfo.

Please know that the only right that exists is your right hand and when giving direction. There is no such things as "I know my right"
Save enough money for emergency transport. By the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase.

Do you eat moi moi? Learn it. In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want (You can but not anytime you want). The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you.
Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' , yawh meahn', 'shit' and 'Bleep' to your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you.

Are you a graduate? It doesn't matter. There is no job.


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registered in October 2013, and i have gone to their office countless timea and its still not available.