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callmelanner:
Dont show me pictures of yourself young man, show me proof that u went to school...
This man said he wrote his project himself but cannot write his discipline & school for us to see.. instead he's posting pictures of himself
Am sure ur project, thats if u wrote any will be filled with uncouth, debased & obscene words "insult no dey leave wound for pesin body" so u can mention me with all the abuses remaining in ur head or u can make reference to d dictionary if d insults 4 ur head don finish..

Ooh dude.. So now its not so much about if I'm a grad but if I wrote my project myself and it being filled with uncouth and obscene words

You just a miserable prick.

Fool picked a fight with me for saying "you a half baked graduate if you didn't write your final year project yourself".

Who does that

Ooh I know.. A stark illetrate or a half-baked graduate like the fool quoting me.

Common dude, you too old for such.
Go get a life, and stop trying too hard to make your foolery outstanding.. It already is.
Hahahahaha.

callmelanner:
So Google will tell me if you are a graduate or not? Ur stupidity is heaven sent bro
I know u are not a graduate, u just using ur abuses as excuse... We sabi people like una

Fool I ain't got nothing to prove to you.

But hey.. Gay ass licker... I'm curious..
You so obsessed about me? You wish to know my discipline? And want to know my alma-mater? Google ibullem my Facebook account will definitely pop up.. Run through it... So you can see how lowly and miserable you are.

I've just made a few of my pix public for your viewing pleasure, so I can help you through your misery.

Have fun
cos You, sir, are a fool.

callmelanner:
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As if u wrote yours yourself....
And dats if u are a graduate sef

Idiot of the highest order.

Guilty as charged.

Are you curious if I'm a grad? Google is your friend.

Because you don't have a life, and hence result to throwing tantrums on a faceless forum to boost your deranged and myopic ego, doesn't mean everybody is like you.

You, sir, are an idiot.

Go get sense, common sense is free.

You are a half-baked graduate if you paid someone to write your final year project for you.

Enugu girls them like to do...

To do... To do

modexechee:
Wow!! Finally my topic made front page.....

***Dancing Shakitibobo***

Front page can fit sweet the skin well well
;DD

Modexchee, my B14 brother.. how far na

How you dey since we comot NYSC?

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tmv10:
get him a side chick.

10 bottles of big Orijin for you

Head boy wey repeat dey make noise for class

And some idiots will come here cheering these guys. PDP, APC, whatever dafuq they call them.

If the Nigerian senate belongs to them and not us why then did we have to vote before the fools got to the upper chamber.

They could have as well just selected themselves and matched forward to the NASS, carrying bingo tags saying .... Blah blah blah representing APC or PDP constituencies.

Well, not their fault. We are even bigger idiots for voting them in.



Amechi is their member, fact!!!

But the senate belongs to Nigeria and Nigerians, and not a section of the population.

The Senate belong to the Nigeria state and the people they represent for Pete's sake.

Not the thieves in the APC and the PDP.

These guys represent constituencies which some of them will never ever get to visit for the entirety of their tenure.

It's a shame.

They had better get to work and stop bickering about, using the life of ordinary nigerians as pawns in the chess game of theirs.

Harbosede02:
They marry ugly wives and keep beautiful concubines.......fools!!!!!!!

That's called 'divide and conquer'

lovat:
I don't dwell on permutations rather I'm of the opinion that Adesina erred by attacking the messenger and not the message. Imagine if Metuh dwells on a personal attack on PMB rather than his policies, don't you think he ll be jeered at and called out for his shallowness and incompetency.

Dude your points are valid.

Adesina keeps attacking the messenger and not the message.

But the dude you are quoting is too partisan to realise. Once you have a contrary opinion they say you supporting the opposition, whereas one is just being objective.

Because the Democrats are ruling doesn't mean the Republican party should seize to exist. There's a reason it's called democracy.

Attacking one's persona is a subtle way of saying you got no superior arguement.

CR77:
A wailing theory

It just has to be politics for you sha...

Na joke section we dey ooo

3rdlegxxx:
I think this by far is the best one... gosh lmao!!! is it that bad, i work and live on the island tho and ermmm it's 15 mins from my place to the office on foot, 5mins on bike.. sometimes i get up 6:50 and get to the office 7:15.... i don't envy you guys ooo

I can totally relate to both sides of the tales.

Used to go to work from Iyana Ipaja, my office is at Lekki. Would leave home 5am Monday morning and still get to the office late. Mind you we resumed 9am. That's 4hrs plus on the road.

But since I moved close to the office, just 10mins away, I can afford to over sleep and still get to the office as early as early. Self for today which I was coming from the mainland.

Eleniyan15:
ClassCaptain



iranu



laaro Monday


you try sha

Na monday morning traffic cos am ooo

AdmiralDru:
Cc ibullem
"...those mainland to island suckers..."

Lol.

Yes ooo

Even me sef follow for the lot too man must wack

13. Run against him in the next elections and win

This really only works if you win. That way, you can cause the traffic, not face it.


14. That one is on you gguys...
Oya bring your own suggestions

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12. Fast and Pray for Governor Ambode


Fast. Pray. Light Candles. Say the Fatiha. Offer up Benediction. Dance. Do prayer of the faithful. Give sacrifices. Pray that he stops saving all our money. He should use it to fix our traffic situation.

If this doesn’t work very fast, we are in trouble. We can’t do this everyday. What is happening?! There was traffic before but it was not this bad.

11. Become a witch


This is purely for the air travel benefits, nothing more.

10. Or Get a Job next to your house

It doesn’t matter what. You’re not in traffic with all those white-collar mainland-to-island suckers. This is the life.

9. Marry into wealth

This is the only way to validate your quitting your job.

If you’re unemployed and not married into wealth, I don’t know. Is poverty better than traffic?

But with some little quid around, you can buy an helicopter to use to move around... Especially if you work in that Apapa axis. If na Oshodi market, well.. ehn you go park the chopper for garage

8. Quit your job

Who needs a job?...

Just kidding, go to number 9...

7. Or in your car



Stop looking like that. Sleeping in your car is a thing. It’s better than sleeping in the office. This way you can drive your car to a safe spot [ short distances please], sleep and drive back to the office with other employees. Don’t forget to brush your teeth in the office bathroom.

6. Sleep in the office

This is a win-win situation. You avoid the traffic and you also get in line for the ‘Best Employee Award’ – or that promotion .

You know, since you ‘practically’ [your boss doesn’t know it’s literally] live in the office. Just wake up and slide into your seat.

5. Walk everywhere

But first buy shoes like these..

4. If you have to go somewhere, leave your house the day before

This is for those that usually have 8am appointments/meetings.

The traffic is not of God and if you do not want to be late, leave at 8pm.

That way, whatever Lagos throws away, you laugh in its face because the joke is on it. Your appointment is for tomorrow.

3. Drive only between 12am and 4am

You know why this is important. This way you’re the only one on the road – well, you and everyone else reading this post. You will rule the highways in the middle of the night. But be aware, your reign comes to an end once the clock strikes 4. Because Lagos will wake up.