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Not a match....
Superman any day....

zleemshaddy: Well back then when I was still in secondary school, we guyz agrue about this most of the time , it was really serious daht it sumtymz wanna cause fight, me am of d opinion that HULK is d strongest tho, dunno abt Superman coz i knw he has a weak point <krypton crystal> bt hulk none. . .so tell me who do u think is the strongest?

Please read the Trinity.

Yes Jesus is GOD the SON as must as the Holy Spirit is God as well... Yet there is only one God

spotit: jesus is God?

None pls...
But if I must pick ... A bad cook is better than a dirty lady

Hello,
Don't you think its about time you embrassed the one true God (Jesus Christ), He died for your sin and salvation.
Satan is as powerless as a rusted damn gun without bullet.

Don't worry you will get your attention back after marriage....

If you mustt get it fast then bathe with salt water and eat much bitter kola.

Last bullet... Stop penetration her ....

Kerosene: Dear Nairalanders, pls help me oooh! I got touchy with my girlfriend 24 hours ago. At the begining i had a good and hard erection. When she refuse me penetration her, i had to go and urinate to ease my hard on. One hour later we got touchy again, i got an erect.ion but lost it almost immediately and since then had not been able to get a full and hard ere.ction that i have been having. I felt pains in my scrotum and testicle for abt an hour afterward. What do i do to get my ere.ction back. This has not happen to me before.

It takes two to cheat. If women do not cheat. Men won't cheat either.

chimerase2: Ma dear wat u hv to knw nw is men re liable to cheat weda married or unmarried
There is noting dat can stop men frm cheating
It is in their DNA
Even if wen dey dnt want der is sometin in between der legs dat will mak dem cheat
Some men try very hard to pretend some men try very hard to reason it dat all cats re cats yes kudos to some but der re still small traces of cheat in der gene
So stop tracing ur husband he is a man he is bound to cheat u can't stop it by tracing him is prayer dat can stop it
Wen next u talk to him encourage him tell him abt sickness associated with it
Tell him if he must cheat use a condom
Dnt quit ur marriage becos de next man too will cheat
Even ma dad cheated on his wife even dos days we lived with our dad mistress while ma mum stayed in east u see dat is wicked cheating
I always watch ma dad kill his cat frm window see amu not joking oh is true life story we all hv story to say I hv plenty of it as a young lad growing up under the tutelage of ma dad mistress with ma sista
So ma dear dnt leave it before it gets worse go back to ur home before ur husband relocates u

Happy bday cute... Happy independence celebration

English hard oh!!!!

Spainaman: If Akpos was the president he would have get rid of the Bokoharam Boys since 2020. Please vote Akpos as president for 2015. Hahahahahah

This is family section. Marriage comes creats a new family.

Thanks

Sophyrocks: Why are we so obsessed with marriage and yet marriages end up being disasters?

Please remind me. What hardware does apple produce? Who makes cortex A5 used in iPhone 4?

buzor: Theres nothing creative about Samsung. I ll only take them serious when they start making their own hardware and software like apple or make phones with beautiful designs like htc.....

Please what is not ethical about a lady renting a small apartment since she is a salary earner?

Flavierac: Its not ethical, the only thing that can make me rent my own apartment is if I get a better job in another state. I am a lady.

Just a word of encouragement...
My boss gave birth to a. Set of triplet after 8 years of marriage.
All ye seeking friut of the womb your. Time will come IJN

Did I see visa dollar maintainance fee... Hello!!!! Remind me again what is our currency.... Why won't they charge you for dollar card is dollars ur currency? Abeg show me any hidden charge on your naira card

kittykat1: Here

Picture or !!!!!!!

kittykat1: gtbank charged me 2500 last week
Card maintenance fees

I once told a customercare representative that this option shouldn't be for all, we should have the option of opt in...

Again we should stop blaming the bank for our negligence as we are first and foremost responsible for the security of our banking and bank item. We are responsible for our ATM, PIN, internet banking password, security questions and answer, security ocheque books etc. Abeg GTBank, FBN and diamond are the banks for me

olaeffect:

I think customers should be given the option to opt in or out. But in making life easy for some customers GTB should not be responsible for customer negligence or your children bad training or upbringing.

Just joking ooo. But when you think of security too much you end up creating prisons.

I opened my access account in 2010 then they do deduct N200 every month (e channel fee and card maintainance fee) IMAGINE!!! Now they charge me 1200 every febuary as account maintainance fee... This is first class fraud. They also charge for nonsense sms charge (they charge for bday messages, goodwill messages etc) dude GTBank had NEVER charged my for goodwill messages or account maintainance, e channel, card maintainance charge. My account balance is always the way I left it.

Ymodulus: I have N5050 jus 3weeks now and it has not been refunded. Even my error debit from Stanbic ATM has not Ben refunded this is 2weeka. They keep telling me come back after 8days, dial 8100 using that boring land line or dial 08039003900 using your card.

Well access have solved my problem now. Good banking platform and I don't waste my credit with access customer care.

Just call the customer care when they pick ask them to call you back and gboom. You will hear


Hi I am Ymodulus from Access Bank how can I help you sir?


That's what we call banking.

Swift Fast instant internet money transfer
Good customer care.





Oh!! Less I forget try using access to redraw your western union money. And see how it goes. Leave gtbank its dead and gone

kittykat1: No transfer code needed. Have a good knowledge before u respond.

So how do you use the mtn share and sell without code !!!

Be objective WOMAN!!!!

English hard oh...
Chai...

LordCenturion: This has kept me wondering why only male eat in canteen,I don't see girls eaten in canteen on like their male counterpart except for infant females,I don't know if any of you has notice this, anytime I ask my girlfriend to escort me to canteen,she won't request for anything,.is it because they don't want people to see their eating habits or what

Less talk.... Action please

Bad speaking habits can make your audience shut down.
Not even the best ideas can put you on the path to success if no one will listen to you.

Here are the bad habits you need to avoid if you want people to listen to you, which are called the "seven deadly sins of speaking":

1. Gossiping

Speaking badly of somebody else seems to have a chain reaction. If you engage in gossip, you can give yourself a bad reputation and inspire others to start gossiping about you.

2. Judging

If you fill your conversations with judgments of others, you're making the person you're speaking with self-conscious of being judged themselves. They'll be afraid to open up to you and may shut down completely.

3. Being negative

"My bestie, in the last years of her life, became very, very negative, and it's hard to listen,". "I remember one day, I said to her, 'It's October 1 today,' and she said, 'I know, isn't it dreadful?'" Choosing to be optimistic will make you more enjoyable to talk to. Plus, it's better for your health.

4. Complaining

Complaining easily becomes a habit, and before you know it, you'll be known as the person who complains about the weather, the news, work, and everything else. It's called "viral misery."

5. Making excuses

Some people have a "blamethrower," putting the blame on anybody and anything except themselves when met with failure. While others may let the occasional excuse slide, a constant stream of them reveals that you do not take responsibility for your actions.

6. Exaggerating

Exaggeration "demeans our language,". Adding dramatic flair is essentially a form of lying, and "we don't want to listen to people we know are lying to us."

7. Being dogmatic

It's dangerous when opinions and facts become confused. Nobody wants to be bombarded with opinions stated as if they were true.

Culled from Businessinsider.com

OPs please never buy HP... I bot mine and it clashed after 3 months. Then I when to HP service center and was told HP warrant didn't cover Nigerian sales. I had DM4.

Please. Go for anything that isn't HP.

So at this age and time, people are still tribalist. Calling on Yorubas to govern CBN even when we have a better capaable hand.... Please house let's focus on the right man for the job and not the best yoruba man for the job, aren't we one Nigeria again?

Not a big deal.
We broke up doesn't make us enermies. I will go and wish her well.

Please report it to your bank.
The money is someone's hard earned money. It was sent to you in error. Please return it. If it banks error believe me the teller will be sacked. Please save someones job and return it for your dignity sake

kunlery911: y u dey beg the guy like say u wan go toast the girl for bk

I like the babe... She too set... Lol....

googlepikin: Guys if you see any Nigerian girl dat grew up in Nigeria with TATOOs, Run for your life. Cos they don't have that NO.8

Lol... Odikwa serious