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When people keep asking you "Where you day tall go," and you get angry with their incessant question and say:
"Go ask your papa."

When bae wants to give you a lovely and romantic kiss...

When you want to take a shower, but you defeat the height of the shower....

When you sit on a chair, but your knees keep terrorizing the desk....

Your face when everyone keeps starring at you in the streets...

Your face when you want to buy a posh shirt or trouser and the largest size does not fit you and you be like:
"God please have mercy on your servant!"

When people start starring at you with perplexed eyes, and be like: "This guy/babe tall sha..."

Being tall is not a bad thing afterall. Without wasting my paper for too much introduction, let me get straight to the point:
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Cc: Lalasticlala,
Mynd44,
Ben13
1.When you are in the midst of people and you can see the center of their head...

theapeman4:
MTN sponsoring suicide squads since 1981

Which sucide squad

Just got to know that MTN Nigeria is on low key sharing FREE food with Muslim Faithfuls for Iftar with their #IftarWithMTN initiative. The MTN team keeps doing what they do best by putting smiles on the faces of people during this Ramadan. They even gave some people generators and appliances at Elega Market, Abeokuta and other locations nationwide.
Good stuff!

koice:
I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all, but something must be wrong with your eyes.

Lol. Nothing is wrong with eyes, that's my own opinion though.

[quote author=tragergeorge post =68177312]To be sincere I love Nadia buharia ,she's the finest among them all[/quote]Where you for see Nadia Buhari?

Emilokoiyawon:
Malika Bongo Ondimba is the MOST beautiful of them all. And my instincts tell me she go sabi yanch wella

Not prettier than Zahra and Cameroonian first though.

5. Malika Bongo Ondimba


Malika Bongo Ondimba is the only daughter of the President of Gabon, Ali Bongo Ondimba. The young woman is described as a 'hard worker' by her family.

4. Brenda Biya


The daughter of the president of the Republic of Cameroon is also addicted to the famous social network in vogue and is followed by almost 3,000 followers. Brenda opened her Instagram account in 2012 and publicly shared photos of her everyday student and family life, reflections and thoughts.

3. Zahra Buhari


Zahra Buhari is the daughter of Nigeria's current president, Muhammadu Buhari. She studied medical microbiology at the University of Surrey, United Kingdom. The 23-year-old married Ahmed Indimi in 2016.

2. Aya Abdel Fattah al-Sisi


She is the only daughter of Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, the ex-army chief, who is currently the President of Egypt. She is stunning, polite and courteous.

1. Ngina Kenyatta



She is the daughter of Uhuru Kenyatta, the President of Kenya. This beauty was named after her grandmother, Mama Ngina Kenyatta. She is regarded as a very social and controversial lady.

Nice post! Jazakh Allah Khair.

Twitter is more exhilirating. You'll hardly see kids posting and tagging you for nonsense.

And this...
Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44

More...

Happy Democracy Day to you all.
Let's have a look at some of the excruciating things that have been poising problems for Nigerians.

Nigeria sef! I hope the cut off marks won't be as shameful as that of last year. Someone with 300 will be denied an admission while someone with 172 will be admitted.
#ThisIsNigeria

Kai! For some people generation sef this kind money never come out.

Thanks for this good piece OP.

EliteBiz:
Ehm! Abeg! Are you tall?

Nigerians sef, just answer first nah.

I've heard many people saying foolishness is the nature of tall people.
How true is this proposition, and what scientific facts can it be backed with?

Cc: Lalasticlala, Dominique, Sissy3

centitan:
Shouldn't be more than N30k,
you stand a chance, I know someone admitted into law last year,with 248 jamb score, and 300 post utme,so It is possible if you can study hard,grab jamb past questions and study hard,same subjects you wrote in jamb, as most post utme questions are recycled from past jamb questions.
you stand a better chance if you are from Northern Nigeria.
BTW, what's your state of Origin.
Thanks.

Yobe state.

5. There is a biker in there somewhere. Can you see him? He is literally on Tour. Notice how the “o”, “u”, and “R” all come together along with the yellow dot to form the image.

4. Sony VAIO: It’s one of the most popular Sony sub-brands and like all of the other logos on this page it also has some hidden secrets. The “V” and the “A” are actually forming an analog signal while the “I” and the “O” are supposed to represent the binary digits 1 and 0.