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Masturbation and fornication is just something else. When you ejaculate, it seems you ejaculate all your glory.

May Allah strengthen his deen.

Great.

The highest JAMB score I've seen from an Art student is 307. The dude is Abdulgafar from Niger state. That guy usually gets me surprised by his extreme intelligence.

Kriss216:
God doesn't judge us based on our forefathers sins. The sins of our forefathers remains with them.

Then explain why Jesus had to "die" for the sins of the world.

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tosyne2much


My observation, there's one dude called stephenduru. His posts are usually about tragic events which include graphic pictures of dead people or victims of an incident. You can check his profile.

MrJavaS:
I have met a very weird person who reads peoples minds like mad....his ability to accurately analyse a situation and come up with accurate conclusions is also quiet good. But he can read people very well....I used to think he was a genius until I read "What Every Body Is Saying".

I am also weird in that I eat my fingernails

"What Every Body Is Saying".
Is that a book or what?

Frankcallys:
I still remember everything I did from the age of 7 till now. I remember them with details as if it was yesterday. I still remember names and faces of my classmates from primary school, secondary, defense and everyone I came in contact with till date.

The weird part is once I close my eyes, the whole thing plays like a detailed movie in my memory

I don't forget things once I witnessed them. And anything I set my eyes on is registered in my memory for life

I swear you're just a carbon copy of me. I thought I was alone. Recently, I got to discover that only about 8% of people like us exist in this world. We're really special.

People think once you become a celebrity, you get to live the best life. The truth is celebrities are usually the most depressed set of people. Most of the smiles you see them flashing are just for Twitter and Instagram. Some cry in their closets.

Your answer is on his shirt in the second picture.

Nelx:
Lol, I've seen lot of weird people and me too I'm kinda weird in my own way

First, I have this ability to arrive exactly when food Is ready. When I was young, grew up in d street Sha, I'll be playing ball from morning till evening, but anytime I decide to go home, it's exactly dat time that food is been served.
I'll just join them and eat

The habit continued in boarding school oo, if I'm hungry and I walk into a friend's room, it'll be exactly the time he is soaking garri and I'll join.
Even in the university, I always seem to walk in to my coursemates room when the food is ready...


Then my younger sister
That one anywhere she goes people will just be dashing her money.
When she was young and my mum carries her to school, she'll pay for transport only like twice a week. People in d bus will be like, I'm paying for this little girl.
This habit has followed her till now that she's in jss3 o, they'll give her transport money yet someone will still pay for her. If she goes to buy something, d sellers will most times give her free in sch... The girl is Sha favored.... even me, I find myself dashing her money unnecessaryly... Make she enjoy sha
But me tueeeeeeh, b4 somebody dash me money, I go sweat like mad... It's as if people are allergic to dashing me money o..

Make una carry her visit Dangote ASAP.

It's really difficult. I get bored whenever I open my book.

Is that all?

somtoto:
olodo!!! Unizik is the only university with zero cultism

As far as I know, only universities up north boast of zero cultism. ABU has never recorded even one in history.

Anambralstson:
B

It's really beautiful compared to UNN. From the photos I saw yesterday, UNN is a national disaster for bearing the name of Nigeria as someone said.

It was an interesting Social Studies class that morning. I felt like farting, so I tried releasing that silent killer mess. Unfortunately, I lost control of the wheel and let out a big bomb blast. Suddenly, the class became silent. Everyone was staring at me, including the woman in disbelief. A heavy laughter soon took over the silence. Even shame was ashamed of me covering my head in it. I thank God the woman gave my fellow classmates a short lecture on no one being above mistakes. It really helped, but I was made a laughing stock to they extent they nicknamed me "Messi Messi Bomber."
That was in Primary 3.

Nairalanders, share yours.
Lalasticlala share yours too.

gowonmaharajah:
almajiri secondary school. mtcheeeew

Sounds like one of those aspirants who score 280 and apply ABU thinking they've made it, and not knowing others with 315, 320 and 340 have laid an ambush on their name in the admission list.
Keep hating, with that your name like a Boko Haram territory.

Me I'm tired of all these broadcasts. We need action.

Amotolongbo:
That baby Abacha was carrying in the picture is the only baby born in Aso Rock till today to any sitting Nigerian President

Baby Villa.

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Even Sufrin Kwat no get jurisdiction to handle this one oh.
If they like they should bring a machine that catches thieves. The Nigerians I know will still steal it.

WorWorBoy3:
What will she tell her creator? Rip to her.

The pastor should even be more disturbed by this question. He has used His Name to deceive people, fornicate and caused someone's death through his action.

jeffizy:
Life gradually returning to normal.

Just worried about the schools.
Can children maintain social distancing?

It's impossible honestly. Even the adults in tertiary institutions will not be able to do that.

But they dominate the social media. They even helped Atiku/Obi win the 2019 e-Twitter election.

MOnkeyBabe:
lots of AfRican AmeRiCans are liGhteR then him yet still Get ShOt

Sadly true!

Young042galaxy:
I take that as a compliment cos the primary school unveiled by Zulum is by far better than structures in all Nigerian universities.

You haven't been to all Nigerian universities sir.

This man too fair oh. I thought I saw a whiteman in the first picture.

eddieo:
It is obvious, you have little information or knowledge of Zaria and A.B.U Environment. You have been spewing lies on this thread. Simply because you enrolled for an MBA programme in 2014 and all your lecturs where within the enclave of the small Kongo campus you use that to discredit the school. If you didn't revere A.B.U that much, you wont enrol for an MBA, probably you were frustrated with all lot of carry overs and spent much on MBA resist programs, hence the anger you're venting. A.BU till date has a good representation of both staffs and students from EVERY local government in this country. I am a Christian and lecture with the school. Yes, ethnoreligious sentiments crept into the school system but is still better than what is obtainable in the south. A.B.U is cosmopolitan in both admission of students and the employment of staff. I will agree with you the standard had dropped compared to when we had most of the working force being foreigners and predominantly southerners. There is still a good representation of the Christian community when compared with schools in the core of the north. Some of the malams you see wearing three-quarter as you mentioned are basically from the south-west states if you care to probe deep. Most of them change their state of origin to northern states to secure easy employment. In as much as the standard has dropped compared to the old times, A.B.U still stand giant among many universities.

He doesn't know. His comments suggest his emotions clouded his reasoning.

Young042galaxy:
The pride of the East

The first picture looks like the ultra-modern primary school unveiled by Zulum, the Borno State Governor.
In fact, what's the essence of posting the girls sef? E be like say the fine structures no too many for ESUT.

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