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Look for gay mosquitos and squeeze their ass juice out till it fills up a 1-litre can.
Massage on your scalp every midnight only.
Don’t forget to mumble a few incantations! And you’d be on your way to looking just like Olamide.

There you are chief

DAutoDiagnosis:
Available

how much

MALIGNANTGuest:
That your Professor needs urgent Rehab!
Please, can you pass me his contact?
Truly, what does he know about CHEMISTRY to assume so much authority as a Don?
a DON without any theory or chemical innovation to himself is like every other average scholar.
DON, yet no single formula or chemical element to his name. Probably has no book in his name.
Still read ABABIO chemistry like we all did.
His likes chased many away from that country into fortunes. Such video can cost him a lot.
See the way he's been addressed as an AUTHORITY See Pride.
May God help dat Nation!

Meanwhile, I like the guts of that GirL.
Many people on this platform see him as DON but that little Girl sees him as a mere copy & paste professor.

I actually read the comments before I decided to watch the video. I thought you were over reacting in your comments until I saw the video myself.
I took Prof Woodsbrough’s “almighty” course in my 100 level days and I got an excellent grade but I must agree after seeing this nauseating show of shame, I cannot but doubt his interpersonal conduct as a professor.

He handled the situation so unprofessionally for an individual of his calibre and I feel so ashamed.

gloryhomemaker:
Great, abeg send us pictures.

Hi gloryhomemaker,

Please are you a caterer in Lagos?

Please contact me asap

ManAdii:
Where is your location?

Lagos, do you know any?

bbeckky:
I don't know if the issue was with the last user's maintenance, it's been from one issue to the other really. I got it earlier this year and I barely used it for 3weeks b4 experiencing different issues. Since then, it's been visits to the mech

Have you tried consulting with the guys at volkswagen market, Itire, LAGOS?
Are you in Lagos?
You can drop your number and I'll chat you on whatsapp

Please I need a volks Wagen expert(engine and wiring) to help diagnose and scan car faults. I’m about to purchase a 2012 cc Passat

bbeckky:
Pls house which scanner would you recommend i get for my VW passat CC 2012

please since when have you been using the 2012 cc? Im about to buy one now, I just want a honest review from you. What’s your take on the car generally?

ovanda:
Good day guys, please I want to start learning git/GitHub. My problem is this, should i learn both or should I just learn one, and if i should learn one, which one? Thanks.

personally, you don’t have to learn them in any particlular order.
First things first, install git and get a git-GitHub training guide (YouTube, udemy etc).

EngRichie:
I hope the mechanic can Guage the oil level of a sealed transmission.

Good morning Chief.

Please I need a vw expert for an holistic diagnostic review of a Passat cc 2012 before I purchase.

I just PMed you.

Gpromise1:
Stop the search! this car is ideal ride for you. it's indeed value for money. It's got excellent engine condition and smooth gear transmission, factory ac chilling cold, neat sporty leather seats, loud stereo equipment, alloy wheels, valid documents, buy and drive condition.
don't miss it for anything less, hurry.
location is surulere lagos.
Special Features:
1. It's 100% first body pan and accident FREE
2. It's FEW MONTHS used with valid documents
3. Navigation, DVD, Camera
4. Keyless entry, remote control.
5. It's Perfect buy and drive
6. Other features

Hi sir,

Can I still get something like this?

Her son is her baby daddy, which makes her grandson also her son. Technically, the baby will be it’s father’s sibling, which will make the father’s other siblings his own in-laws. Furthermore, since the woman is carrying her son’s child, other sons will see their own brother as a stepfather, which technically makes the offspring their nephew and step-brother at the same time.
Lastly, since the offspring will be a sibling to every other person except the mother who will in turn double as a mother-in-Law to the child. Technically, among themselves, everyone in the picture will be an in-law to one another’s in-law to the other in-laws and to one another’s in-law……and in-law relationship falls into an indefinite chain of loops.

I have also once been detained by the now defunct SARS for having viagra in my possession.

Although I was later let go.

OyeofIkoTuN:
Hooo Haaaa..

Only God know which one dey pain pass..

This one abi say dem kick you for balls..

Only man can judge

This one mad, e don do me before, I no fit even move, na so i just lie down like log of wood, any attempt to move me k, na so so scream I dey scream like goat wey dem dey slaughter.

It happened to me once and also happened to my cousin much earlier than mine.
In both cases, it happened after a rigorous sexual activity.

Deo1986:
OP can you please tell us the causes of TT?

This thing don do me before after knacking my fat ass ex gf.
I swear i couldn't move due to the excruciating pain.
Luckily, my sperm duct didn't twist much as it self-untwisted after i was lifted up and the pain fizzled away.
Omo that was the most excruciating pain that I have ever felt in life.

Kiddogarcia:
after you yab am, you still later send account number,you fall my entire boy not only hand.
Na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement tho

You no get the code. Na mind game e dey follow am play.
E no say if he yab am small come dare am, the guy fit one send money give am just to prove a point and win the argument.

Now is the best time for you to resign.
Can’t you just say you got another job? Or you are going to learn a skill/trade?
I guess there’s more to this story cos I don’t see why a peaceful resignation will affect your mom’s employment with the organization.

Annahh:
Hello, did your gf recieve mail for training school?

Not yet

greatstephenho:
We are open for business .

Hi chief,
Please I need a clean Volkswagen Passat cc

phemmyfour:
More reason why you're wrong

Gauo was released in late 99/2000
The movie below was done in the 90s

That guy is confidently yarning dust.

3 million please and when is he/she relocating pls

Following

I need this in October

HitlerGaddafi:
Congrats son.

funny dude

My gf got a success mail this evening. Y’all should still be hopeful.

HitlerGaddafi:
Okay I no go talk again . Wait for your email. You'll get it.

I said shut it. I am not a candidate, I am here looking out for info for my gf and note that I passed through training school years ago and I currently work in one of the first tier Nigerian Banks. Please stop misleading people it doesn’t always work like you have been painting it here. Although I quite agree with you that some organizations’ job applications could be on first come first served basis but it doesn’t always apply to recruitments like this. Banks always look out for top talents and not “fastest fingers”.
Unless you work with Workforce or UBA Human Capital, you can’t just be capping here.

HitlerGaddafi:
Yes it's funny but it's simple logic.

If 100 people wrote on 8am Wednesday and they needed just 50. They got 50 candidates that passed out of the 100 that wrote . They sent their names to UBA. UBA has gotten what they needed, Whether you write the next day no concern them again. Infact people were already getting success mail as early as 11am on that same Wednesday. Some that wrote around 12-1pm were seeing mails by 2, 3 pm.
It's a simple case of first come first serve.

It's simple, a football match lasts for 90min, you can come 10 min to the end of the game it's your business but just know you can never get the front row seat of the stadium.

Guy shut it. You are not an HR personnel.

All these your story modules self no be am....You later off paynt abi you no off?

fadilaMaikiriki:
Jeezz! Are you serious about this right now? Please, how do I remedy this situation? I need help on how to stop it, please.

Please ignore the retard.
There’s nothing like that.
It’s blood clot, however, you may want to go easy on those contraceptive pills, if you’ve been indulging in them lately

Mich45:
I think irreversible or very critical operations in git should have a prompt that explains what the user is about to do, the implications, and a confirmation if they would like to continue or not.

I recently did 'git reset --hard' because I was having problems pushing my work to Github. Comrades, that's how I lost my hard-written technical articles. Articles that took days and nights. I can't cry because the tears aren't even coming.

I have tried using recovery softwares to get back the files but I can't afford those for now. My advice so you don't end up like me? NEVER USE A GIT COMMAND YOU DO NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT IT DOES.

Ooops sorry about that.

Always run your git status, before you use any reset command.