Acidosis:


I strongly recommend:

1. Furniture (Home + Office Furniture)
2. Masonry + Tiling + PVC
3. Fashion Design
4. Painting + Interior Decor

Alternatively:

1. Apply to a Security Outfit
2. Enrol in a driving school, and be certified as a professional driver/+ P.A with a company.
3. Federal Government has good jobs for you with your SSCE; Customs, Air force, Nigerian Army, Police, Navy, etc.

Note: I know a lot of people who started with SSCE in paramilitary agencies, and today, they are proud graduates.

In fact, one earned about N50,000 monthly working with the Nigerian Prisons (SSCE).

If you are unable to get any of the above jobs:

4. Visit hotels, popular restaurants, big stores and apply for a job.

5. Visit a business centre and ask for a trainee opening/with a job. In 2-3 months, you can learn the tenets of Microsoft Office. Specifically ask for the software Mavis Beacon and in no time you'd become a great/fast typist. Build yourself till you're buoyant enough to own a centre.

Do not limit yourself, you're solely responsible for whatever you become in life. Your SSCE is enough to become a great man; but get the Degree to 'belong'.

Do not groom the idea that at 16, you cannot start small or dream big. You're above 16 now so make no attempt to transfer such crude belief to your children.

Lastly

You need to change your friends, or interact with new people/older/experienced men and women. You'd learn a lot.

.
.
Thank you so very much sir, am so very much more greatful, i just kept reading and reading and reading it all over and over again, infact i used my symbian operamini to copy it and saved it as a draft at my message folded. I must confess this is wow and it got me so confused, i don't just know what to do anymore after reading this, i don't know which path to follow, because its a real eye opener. Thank you very much sir. Thank you.

misspicy:

I don't fault you one bit bro,your mum didn't have enough financial management ideas.


what work are you doing presently?
Like you said,you have two options now,

1)continue working,try to save and try for parttime education. Never forget that education is power

2)learn a vocation,if you want to learn a vocation,please make sure it is a lucrative one,your choice of vulcanizer is nothing to write home about,(sorry to say), I have seen them get paid as little as #40 to pump a tire,why not try out lucrative vocations like fashion designing,cake making,buying and reselling of goods, etc


Ps...you can even combine both if you are hardworking enough


May God see you through

.
.
Thank you very much mam, your comments is so touching. May God almighty bless you richly and abundantly amen.

Princefrankie1:



There is something I don't understand about us Nigerians. Mostly people like you who wail. I don't real understand why you people are raining insults on this administration just after months of the government budget being passed. What do you expect they would have done by this short time? You people always talk about prices of goods, dollar hike, petrol price, low volume of money In circulation, et al. I want to ask, please lecture me on this, what do you think could be done by the Buhari administration to mitigate all this problems facing the nation..?
People shouldn't just wail and moan, drop your suggestions and reasonings.

.
.
Guy, if i lay a curse on you now. It will follow you till death. I swear to God

Jakumo:
That video clip was absolutely breathtaking. The drone footage of people running around near their canoes was of an exceptional clarity and resolution that could only mean that the drone was hovering VERY low, perhaps just high enough not to be heard or noticed. The footage of that one man who leaped aboard that blue boat and picked up a rifle or RPG was so crystal clear that one can be certain he was blown to pieces, along with many of his buddies, not long after that film was taken.

The production of the video was truly a masterwork of video editing, and it left me on the edge of my seat, waiting to see armed runners on the ground getting lit up as the birds rolled in for the attack, before, all to soon, the clip ended. Watching those airmen check out the battle plan in the accompanying still pictures, and then seeing them saddle up and taxi out for the day's sortie in the video clip, is an image that will undoubtedly inspire many a young Nigerian to sign up for the air force in the hopes of becoming a combat pilot.

These pictures and video clip add up to one fantastic, well crafted example of publicity that entertains while educating. Somebody in the Nigerian Air Force Public Relations Department deserves a pay raise and a pat on the shoulder for releasing this amazing glimpse into the lives of these highly trained sky warriors as they get airborne and set out to lock horns with seasoned swamp guerilla fighters lurking deep in the forest labyrinth, armed to the teeth.

Looking forward to seeing Part 2 of this amazing video account of war, when the chit kicks off and the ordnance starts to fly with reckless abandon Yeeeeeeeeehaaaw !

.
.
Wow your english. Awww am jealous

StPete:
I didnt want to comment initially but ur family situation got me angry. With 5.5m, u ppl could have bought a cheap piece of land and started a structure that would save u from paying rent in d future. U couldve even thought of a business. U hav successfully squandered d money and now looking for advice. Sorry dude, I got none for u

.
.
Bros i was only 16years then.

hungryboy:
My guy,
Try learn Vulcaniser,
It's easier to understand it in a short time and it won't cost you much to learn.

.
.
Thank you very much sir, i have already gotten two options for volcanizer, then i will definitly go for it.

Nezzel:
5.5m.. No investment, no business, no nothing and you didn't go to school.. This is unbelivable..
Op pls does your work or atleast running a business?

About your question.. You should learn how to think big.. Stop limiting yourself.
Vulcanizer ko, plumber ni..
You should be thinking of how to enroll yourself into the university, even if it's a part-time program..
Infact you need to have a heart to heart 'meeting' with your mum abeg.. How can you guys squander 5.5m just like that..

.
.
Hello ma, at the bolded that is impossible, because there is nothing left anymore, nothing. Except for the 19k and i have decided to use it to start a profittable handword for my own good, and for my future. How they will survive once i starts my handwork is their own headache, even i my self i don't know how am going to survive after using the 19k to start an handwork, we are just hoping for the worst, after all some people dont have home to sleep at all, some have not eating for many days e.t.c.

hungryboy:
But Bros, your mumcy sef no try oh,
Why she no use some part of that money start business the time you been still dey Jss3 nah?,
Una just siddon for house chop 5.5milli till e come remain 19k,
My guy una no try oh.
Na dis kind thing dey make us flog pesin ,
For our village.

.
.
The 19k wen remain self na my own money wen i dey save before.

Sveen:
Vulcanizer would be more ideal. You inherited 5.5million naira from your father's death and you didn't deem it fit to invest the money on something but you chose to lavish it all on whatever it is.


That is a precise thinking of a vulcanizer!

.
.
Thank you very much sir, my mind was mainly on the electronics, but am now having a second thought on going with the volcanizer. Thanks am very greatful
.
.
At the above bolded, my mother has a small canter provision store, when the money came she built a carava, though there was not much load on it. When government was destroying illegal structures the carava was destroyed so she resorted back to her canter and sold the carava which she spent over 200k on, she sold it for N10,000 last two years.
Now she is back on canter, but the canter is nearly empty, there is nothing in it anymore.

Please help a nairalander, i lost my father 7 years ago, (january 2008) am the first son of my father.
I was in jss3 then but i managed to struggle with secondary school and i made all my papers, we have been using my father's death benefit to survive ever since then N5.5m and am glad it brought us this far.
But now the money is finished totally not even 1kobo remaining, and worst of it all the economy is bad, ever since the money got exhausted last year we have been using all the money i have saved to feed and pay rent, my main plan is to use the money to go to school because my mother refused to use part of the money to send me to school for fear of it been exhausted than expected. But seems there is no hope anymore because i can't continue like this because i can't remember what i did with the money i worked all these years except for feeding and paying our rent, so i have finally made up my mind to learn an handwork with the little money remaining at hand now N19k before it gets exhausted, another thing still bodering me on my mind is if i decided to learn an handwork what will become the faith of my younger ones and my mother because am the only one working presently now, that is why i decided to run here to seek help fron my fellow nairalanders if to go on with learning an handwork as planned or continue working. But if in case the table turns around and i decided to learn an handwork what type of handwork requires little or no capital to start after finished learning and finally becomes free i have three on my mind but i don't know which to choose from, please nairalanders i beg of you which of the three below is the most profitable handwork to learn without capital or little capital to start with after finished learning. Please help me please.
1) Phone repairing
2)Electronics repairing
3)Volcanizer
.
.
Cc, lalasticlala, mynd44, dominique please help me push this to the fp to get more reviews.

When a man marries a woman who's older than him with one or two years. Who among them should be the first to say "Good Morning" to their spouse every morning? Is it the man or his older wife
.
.
Honest answers please.

Godgay:
there is no such word it is either you are wailer or a zombie period or are u guys tired of your tag

.
.
Gbammmmmmmmm, i love you #no homo 999,000,000,000,000 likes for uuuuu.

Op... U too much

ObiOkpor:
I swear it to you, you don old pass 3 months for here.

.
Gbammmmmmmmm

farano:
In my own opinion, I don't think it's proper to call only the promiscuous girls prostitutes and the guys are referred to as players, a term applied to boost their confidence . Both women and men who sleep around should be called 'Prostitutes'

What do you think?

.
.
Maam, please unban JealousPrince, i have a business with him and i can't talk to him or get his phone no ever since his account was banned. Please unban him maam. We are missing his great efforts and works here.

eyinjuege:
No

. . Chaiiiii, am finished ooooo

RIP, MAY YOUR GENTLE SOUL REST IN PERFECT PEACE AMEN.

donbenedict:
send me a pm

.
.
Ok sir, but sir i no longer remember this account email password, i now have another emai adress : Wetloaded18@gmail.com please send me a message there. Thanks

Is Any One In Need Of A Househelp? Am Available



Am a male, am 24years old but have a small body statue just like a 16years old or 17, am 5.4inch tall and slim, am very honest and i don't steal from people, never stole before (i know it sounds crazy to you and unbelieaveable, but its the truth), am also a very big introvert, i have a very very fearful heart also. if there is any one in need of a house help in any part of the the ss region am available. I mentioned ss because am in the retgion, and i don't want to go far from home. Please if anyone is intrested kindly quote me or send me and email in order for we to exchange contacts and talk more and for me to send you my picture and orthers thanks.
.
.
Please mod Lalasticlala and mynd44 help me pust this to fb to get more views. Thanks

Please can a chipped tooth grow.

nrexzy:
Fayose should be in Rehab oooo dat nigga is on Drugs..

.
.
Zombie, you are the one on drug (cocaine) mention any wrong he said in his speech. Goat

tayebest:
Fayose is a certified dunce and a satisfied ninny!


pls ask Anambra Gov. On how to do it!

.
.
Are u sure you are mentally ok?

RIP BROTHER.

9japride:
[color=#006600][/color]

Mr ignorant man abeg try leave ur comfort zone and travel. Don't b mentally lazy. Igbos are fully in delta state and those area in delta north have red soil same with Edo state.

.
.
I concor, only igbo's area (Delta North) have red soil.
.
Edo state, is the whole of it that has red soil.

Rip brother, may your gentle soul rest in the bosom of the lord. Rip bro

stephanie11:
Nigerian Senator, Peter nwaoboshi is seen in the photos below carry out the rites of passage into a local cult in his hometown in Delta state.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153481843422703&id=96184337702&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10153481843422703%3Atl_objid.10153481843422703%3Athid.96184337702%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1464764399%3A4927533450469586482&__thttps://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10153481843422703&id=96184337702&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.10153481843422703%3Atl_objid.10153481843422703%3Athid.96184337702%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1464764399%3A4927533450469586482&__tn__=C

.
.
That is not Delta state, there is no where in Delta state where the soil is red (Clay) every where is sharp sand.

Hmmm

Hmmm, nairaland and snakes... Smh