Karrma:

Fatigue, body weakness, headache sore throat, swollen lymph nodes, flu like symptoms basically

I'm so scared right now, am really so scared and shivering already. Bro the swollen lymph nodes you experienced is it the one under your jaw that got swollen or the one under the armpit?? Please bro respond to this please.

condemn:


My brother, with thw bathmate or mityvac combined with maunal exercises, you can get to 7 inches girth within few years. I have seen a few people max out the bathmate X40 pump which is the pump that will take you to 7 inches girth. IndecentStar Shane diesel penis girth is 7 inches and that is my dream girth.

Right now, the ideal penis pump for you is the bathmate X30. We have bathmate X20, X30, X40 and X50.

I personally have the X40 because I want to outgrow it and land at 7 inches girth. My brother nor give up oh abeg. I want make you buy the bathmate X30 and join our forum, you go learn how to do the exercise and master am. You can get to 7 inches girth.

But know this oh, once your girth done too thick, to gain penis length go hars die oh. So it's best to get the length first before focusing on girth. But if you don't care about length, buy the bathmate X30 pump. That pump go take you reach 6 inches girth before you go come big pass am.

Join our forum and contact me in there. Na me be huge-girth foe the forum. I'm one very popular Nigerian there and the only known Nigerian but we get one new Nigerian there now too

Thank you very much bro for sacrificing your time and responding to my message. I have registered already i don't know how to find you, i saw the Batemate but i couldn't find the X20, X30 or X40 products. I only saw the hydro 7, hydro max 7 and hydro extreme 7 is this okay for my side? I mean is any of those okay for a 4.3 inches girth?

nedekid:

Hmm. Acct details

Bro i have seen it, thank you very much i deeply and greatly appreciate this, thank you bro. May thy Lord God Almighty bless you and your family richly and abundantly, your pocket will never run dry, thank you very much sir, i appreciate. Thank you.

nedekid:

Hmm. Acct details

Bro are you really serious
My acc name is : Umukoro Gentle
The acc num is : 2081237010
The bank is, UBA

I will deeply and greatly appreciate this brother, your pocket will never and ever run dry. God bless you richly and abundantly.

nedekid:
In a good mood and will want to buy 10people breakfast or data this morning. I asked for 500 naira to feed but if your notice I did not give my acct details cos I wanted to see anyone signify benevolence to me. Nobody except 1 fellow that asked told me to go find work. Lol.
While not encouraging begging we have all gone through rough times at a point in life and little coins makes a difference.
Any one that would he offered my 500, I intended giving 5k.
1 will rather break 10k into 1k each.
If you need kindly buzz me. I could send data or money transfer.
Thanks

Bro please i know this is coming so late but i really need this airtime please bro am so desperately in need of it please i beg you even if it's 200 or 100 naira i will greatly appreciate, please bro please help me with anything please. My number is 08030629780 please bro. May thy lord God Almighty bless you richly and abundantly as you do this please.

condemn:


Baba na penis pump oh. Just like we have brands of phones, na so we get brands of penis pumps. But na bathmate and mityvac be the best penis pumps all over the world.

First, join our forum and become a member. For our forum you go see say we be more than 150k people mostly whites sha when dey inside and na same problem carry everybody come there. You need to buy the bathmate from the US and nor go buy fake oh. Buy from us we go give you discount. I'm just moderator there.

Na michael salvini get the forum. He is an American. You fit google all wetin i talk to see whether i lie or not.

One last thing, nigerians make una dey read. To do penis enlargement exercise, you must to dey read so you go understand. Go our forum and settle down and read. Your life will never remain the same


If i lie make God punish me

God bless you bro i appreciate you finding time to respond to me. I greatly appreciate. i believe you 101%. back then i had done alot of penis exercises. My length was 5 inches on the dot and my girth was 3.8 very thin... You won't understand what i said very thin, it is so thin this size i mentioned above is when am erect, so i did alot on researches on Google and i found a couple of exercises, i did stretching manually and i also heard about the weight hanging on the dick i could not get the device then so i normally uses a sledge hammer, sometimes i would add plier and cutters to it to add more weight, and now am 6 inches, sometimes 6.1 inches on the dot. So in essence i gained 1 inches in length, and since then i couldn't gain anything to it again despite buying the penis extender device. The extender didn't work it couldn't take me out of 6.i would really loved to have a 6.5 dick though. BACK TO GIRTH..... I did jelqing for more then 6 months and i gained 0.3 inches girth from jelqing, and i couldn't gain anything to the 0.3 i had with jelqing anymore. So i switched to the more advanced exercises like the squeeze and standing ulis. I don't knw if i spelt that correctly and i gained 0.2 from the advanced exercises. I tried alot of other advanced penis exercises but i couldn't gain anything again. So in essence i gained 1 inches in length and 0.5 in girth. Everyday i always wishes i was 4.5 in girth, the 0.5 i gained would have been very okay and perfect for me i would have been 5. But unfortunately i was born with a baby girth of 3.8, so now am 6 inches in length and 4.3 in girth, my dick is still very so thin.
Right now am so crazy for girth i care less for length the girth is all that matters to me. Bro please how much does the bate mate cost and how long will it take to get shipped to Nigeria? And most importantly bro. Do you think with the condition am in now that am unable to gain anything anymore from both the basic and advanced girth exercise, do you think i would be able to gain something from the batemate. I'm anxiously waiting for your response please. Your response is very important to me bro please.

condemn:


For girth, there is a different device. You can clamp to gain girth but it's a bit risky. You can gain girth with the bathmate or mityvav penis pump

Here is a pic of my bathmate penis pump with my length master.

Make una ignore the doctor oh. She is an empty bag

Bro an urgently in need of the Batemate where did you bought it and how much, please bro respond to this questions please.

condemn:


For girth, there is a different device. You can clamp to gain girth but it's a bit risky. You can gain girth with the bathmate or mityvav penis pump

Here is a pic of my bathmate penis pump with my length master.

Make una ignore the doctor oh. She is an empty bag

Bro an urgently in need of the Batemate where did you bought it and how much, please bro respond to this questions please.

condemn:


Don't destroy your life. All you need to gain penis length is the Silistretcher or length master device. I have both. You can google it first and see their photos after which, I will snap my own photos and show you as proof. Nigerians na ignorance dey kill us.

Please bro what is the best method and device for gaining girth, please bro tell me please, i beg you please.

x3reme07:
You sent me a DM, sorry my Toto already has a owner. Thanks

Goat

Ageless damsel

AndroBlaze:


I'm sure you know more about the army than a career soldier and a two time Commander in Chief.

Tomide007 is 100% right, last four year's before Burutai was announced as chief of army staff all other senior officers on same rank as him, "lieutenant generals" were all retired.

usmanktg2:
Sorry Infinix, I've now moved on to Xiaomi Redmi Note 7.

You made good phones, and I have used each of your Notes from Hot Note till Note 5. Now, your race is over.


Welcome to the Redmi world

9


Bro does the Redmi note 7 supports 2sims and a memory card at same time?

ghost3040:
Every single day?? ...she no dey menstruate?

The last time she menstruation i refused to have sex with her on the first day of her menstruation, that same-day her ex had sex with her, she went to meet him i caught her because i had sex with her the next day and i felt the difference then she opened up to me what really pained me most that day was instead of her to apologize she started saying if it was me i would ve done same, that she couldn't control herself because it was her ex because they still have something holding them together, that *she has a son for him, the son is 6years old now, that was the fifth time i called off the relationship where by she kneeled down begging me for close to two hours, the blood i saw on my dick the second day of her menstruation wasn't much but there was blood all over my dick

Ishilove:

You are 25 years old yet you carried obo mata for head like gala in traffic. How did you allow yourself get entangled with a destiny waster? A nymphomaniac who obviously has plenty time on her hands so she is able to come for nacks on a daily basis. Who even does that?? Is she so idle?

You even admitted that your finances have suffered since she came into your life, yet you are allowing yourself be emotionally manipulated.

See, gather mind. You need to get back on track because at your age you haven't achieved much in life so you must focus on the things that matter, and trust me, Bukky Airtel is not one of them.

Send her a voice note first apologising for breaking her heart, then spell out in details why you are breaking up with her. Wish her all the best in life then BLOCK her numbers. Block her perpetually _horny ass and don't look back. You are a guy so find somewhere to crash with your homies for like a week so that Bukky Airtel, Bukky MTN and Bukky Glo will not catch you unawares.

Better wake up seriously and borrow yourself brain. You are made for bigger things so FOCUS.

Yes all what you said its true this is why i had to take this decision to end everything, am someone that always browse the internet, in fact internet is my life, i work online whenever am not doing my electrical work, she uses her calls to disturb and distract my network mainly all the time, any small thing she dun call me, any small thing she dun call me, morning afternoon and night she calls all the time, normal calls, video calls etc, i nor dey rest, no peace of mind, her calls dey disturb my network, she dey disturb me well well... And i forgot to tell you that i can't remember that last time or day i haven't had sex, every single day of this life i normally have sex since i met her, she normally comes to my place a minimum of 4times in a day, she doesn't calls me before coming despite my several warning, i dun lin finish, all my body and joints dey pain me, my eye's self dey pain me, all my muscles dun weak finish.....make she go, i need to concentrate with my life and think of hw i go take am for life, woman go follow later

bukatyne:


Apart from her insatiable need for sex, what else is wrong with her?

I swear to God Almighty the father, and i swear say if i dey lie make me and every single member of my family sleep this night make we nor see tomorrow 26th of June... Since i knw this girl my hand die finish, all my customers nor dey gree call me for work again, na electrician i be... #1 i nor dey get again, my hand just die finish and totally.

eni4real:
The lady might be a desperate type but she truly loves you

Yes bro u are 100% right, through her continuous flowing of tears when begging i have seen that already and severally that she really truly loves me, but what is love when there is no peace of mind, i nor dey get work again even since i knw her, them nor dey call me for work again + the daily sex when she one take kill me, i dun reason am tire say all my mates dey one side dey hustle me i go dey house dey f"ck girl every single day, the thing dey pain me

luminouz:

Lmaooo...
I.saw the screenshots from Bulky airtel and I was like what Dafuq She is some manipulative and sissy assed woman. They are not my favourites.
Oh and on the sex part? I haven't met a so-called nympho before sha. What is more worrisome is that she is so insensitive to his work ethics. Me wey dey hustle go dey inside with woman dey fuq till I got broke? Not happening. I can only take the sex aspect serious if she pays me for the time I would be away from work. Like really really cool money. No woman who knows her worth will be threatening to kill herself over the fact that I corrected her excesses. Cuz I would call her bluff and tell her to commit suicide.

So,in addition to the sex (lemme test her first),she has bad character and that's a no-no from me.

Thank God finally another person understood me here, am someone that always browse the internet, in fact internet is my life, i work online whenever am not doing my electrical work, she uses her calls to disturb and distract my network mainly all the time, any small thing she dun call me, any small thing she dun call me, morning afternoon and night she calls all the time, normal calls, video calls etc, i nor dey rest, no peace of mind, her calls dey disturb my network, she dey disturb me well well... And i forgot to tell you that i can't remember that last time or day i haven't had sex, every single day of this life i normally have sex since i met her, she normally comes to my place a minimum of 4times in a day, she doesn't calls me before coming despite my several warning, i dun lin finish, all my body and joints dey pain me, my eye's self dey pain me, all my muscles dun weak finish.....make she go, i need to concentrate with my life and think of hw i go take am for life, woman go follow later

eni4real:
Op pls say the truth!!!

You want to discard her because of her poor grammar!!!

Your babe na drama queen tho!!

You are 100% wrong, not a matter of poor Grammer, we nor dey even use normal English communicate or talk except on what'sapp chats.

Halezis:


Double wahala for dead body

Shey you know say many men fit dey try die on top her matter, na em you dey avoid her like this?

Bro u nor go understand, am someone that always browse the internet, in fact internet is my life, i work online whenever am not doing my electrical work, she uses her calls to disturb and distract my network mainly all the time, any small thing she dun call me, any small thing she dun call me, morning afternoon and night she calls all the time, normal calls, video calls etc, i nor dey rest, no peace of mind, her calls dey disturb my network, she dey disturb me well well... And i forgot to tell you that i can't remember that last time or day i haven't had sex, every single day of this life i normally have sex since i met her, she normally comes to my place a minimum of 4times in a day, she doesn't calls me before coming despite my several warning, i dun lin finish, all my body and joints dey pain me, my eye's self dey pain me, all my muscles dun weak finish.....make she go, i need to concentrate with my life and think of hw i go take am for life, woman go follow later

QueenSekxy:

Better concentrate on improving your life. Sex isn't food.
When you go broke/when she succeeds in ruining you and your career, she'd leave you for a richer guy.
Your enough should be enough.

The only thing i will surely and definitely miss about her is her understanding, she nor dey disturb me for money, i nor dey give her 1 naira even transport, and she dey carry raw rice and beans dey cum give me sometimes, i like her small but her disturb too much she dey always come my house every single day and i must have sex every day, no day dun pass when i never have sex, am so exhausted all my body dey pain and weak me as i dey here, all my joints dun scatter finish, even my eye's dun dey float if i look up, i just tire..... The girl dey disturb me die, she dey call me more than 20times in a day, every single minute i dey miss u, i miss u, i miss u... I dun tire i nor dey fit concentrate for life again, i dun finish

QueenSekxy:

You are the cause of this her over reaction.

I was keen to know why she was over reactive, now I know you couldn't man up to tell her all you told us. It's better you tell her the truth. On your phone now, call her and apologise for lying against her and then, tell her the truth. Man up already.

Hmmmmmmm that one go hard ooooo, hw do i tell her that it's bcus of her too much of pestering me for sex that am leaving her after i had have sex with her severally, it will be hard, but i will tell her, i will take some achohol this evening in other for me to be able to tell her plainly, yesterday was what really made me got angry, it rained very heavily yesterday before i knw this girl came as usual without calling me on the phone that she was coming, she was all wet the rain beat her hands down, she didn't even come with an umbrella, after having first round with her i was so tired but she insisted i must go for the 2nd without giving me a single second of rest she keeps on insisting and pestering me continously to the extend she was forcing herself on me, kissing, wanted to pull down my trouser to suck my dick to stand up, doing all sorts of things, i was so confused yesterday, she kept on pestering me for hours i couldn't concentrate with what i was doing at the moment, she was pestering me continously and continously. It was then it occurred to me that enough is enough that i had to let her go, which is this final decision am taking now.

QueenSekxy:

Have you told her why you are breaking up?

At first i didn't told her but when she kept pestering me and wanted to know why, am sorry to say this but i was so desperate to let her go that i had to lie that someone told me something bad about her, see screenshots below

lilmax:
the question is if anything happens to her will you be killed or arrested?


the problem here is you don't have SENSE

all these "I can't help this" "why are you treating me like this" is to make you lack sense more

step back and think

This is actually the 6th time i have ended this relationship with all seriousness but she always come to my place without calling me if am home or not kneeling, begging and crying... Any single time i calls this relationship off she always do this and i will have so much pity on her, i don't really knw what to do anymore, i for sure and definitely knw that she go dun reach my place today bcus i quick lock door commot for house and my both phones dey airplane mode since morning, i dun tire for this girl, i dun tire.

Seun:
If this story is true,

Of course it's 100% real, OK see old screenshots msgs below

Good afternoon Nairalanders,

My girlfriend is planning to commit suicide. She has already threatened me severally that if i leave her she is going to commit suicide. She has told me this exact word countless numbers of times.

I have always plan to leave her because she is a sex freak. She loves sex so much, every single day she want me to have sex with her, am an electrician but ever since i knew this girl i nor dey get work again.

My hand just die, so money nor dey enter my hand again, this girl always want to be with me 24/7 and all the time she always force me to have sex with her even when there is no strength again, when am having sex with her and am cumin she will get angry, nxt word that always come out of her mouth is if i should dare cum she will double the round that we will go to 4 rounds etc...

Am tired and i want her to go but each time i made up my mind fully to leave her she will start crying, kneeling down begging me, the last time she kneeled down for almost 2 hrs straight begging me, i nor get money am just a poor boy, i have a very thin dick, i don't even feel much when having sex with her, i have a small body statue, she is bigger than me and also older than me with 4 year's, she is 29 years old, i don't know what this girl saw in me that she doesn't want to let me go.

Just yesterday evening i ended everything, she begged and begged and begged but i refused, she called me more than 50 time's but i refused to take any of her calls.... She sent me several voice msgs on what'sapp that she is going to take her life if am leaving her for real, but i responded to none, now i haven't heard from her since today, am so scared to go to their place her family doesn't even knw me or haven't seen me before, am so scared right now i haven't heard from her since morning.

Good evening my fellow nairalanders, am so confused and scared at same time right now, i really don't know what to do, there is this girl i met on Facebook last two weeks, i invited her to my place and she came, so i told her my intentions towards are and told her that i want her to be my girlfriend, and she told me she will think about it and give me reply the next day, few minutes later the weather changed and it started raining, immediately i became so hot so i instructed her to sit near me and she did, one thing led to the other and we had sex, "she never allowed me to go in with her with a condom that she doesn't likes it, but after much talks and convincing she allowed me, immediately after we finished she told me i will never touch her with a condom again that she doesn't likes it, and i concurred, but deep down in my mind i know that it will never be possible, "i have had sex with hundreds of girl's and women but all my life i had never had any skin to skin " raw sex" i don't even know hw it feels like, so the next day she came to my place uninvited and after a little gisting we had sex again at first before going down on her she rejected me going down with a condom on her but as usual i convinced her again and she agreed, i had always talked and insisted that we both go for an HIV text before i can do it raw with her, but she has been coming up with one excuse or the other, it's either she is busy or it's another excuse, after much convincing she finally agreed we both go for the text, but a day before yesterday i went alone to do this text so i won't be afraid and scared when it's finally time for both of us to do the text together, i did it waited for my result and it came out NAGATIVE, so she came to me today and i took her to where i did my text, her result came out NAGATIVE, i was really so relieved because the few times we have had sex the condom had bursted more than 6times, its been 2 week's now since i knew her which is 14 day's, only yesterday that i wasn't able to see her, we have seen each other and also had sex 13times out of the 14 day's, all the sex we had i was on condom, , she has fell really so deeply in love with me that she called me this this afternoon that her conscience was judging her that she has something to confess to me, so when she inventually came she told me i should buy her actions bitters which i did, she requested for it because she couldn't open up to me with her clear eye's, after downing it she said she is a runs girl that she sleep with men for cash she said this is how she is able to take care of herself and her kids, she told me she has 3kids from 3 different men, this revelations shocked me so much, am so scared right now that i couldn't believe the outcome of the HIV text we had this afternoon, am really so scared right now that am afraid she is HIV positive, i really don't know what to do right now, she also confessed to me that she had an abortion last 3 week's, it was then i realized that all the huge blood stain i had been seeing on the condoms after having sex with her was as a result of the abortion she did last 3 week's, she revealed all this to me after we had raw sex without protection this afternoon, am so scared right now because after the result of the HIV text we did this afternoon that came out NEGATIVE, we had sex this afternoon and i did it without protection because of the outcome of the result, i also found some flesh like little piece of meat all over my dick after the sex, some bigger and some smaller, am really so scared right now, am so afraid of HIV, please advise me on what to do because am going insane already and don't know what to do, please don't mind my English am typing this now in so much hurry, am really so afraid, i need advises please.

adewest1999:
wetin be the code abeg +shey na from any plan I fit do am

Yea all plans, but it doesn't works on all Sim, the code is..... *131*65*2#

adewest1999:
oboy ye....guy which network be this

They also have 4G for 1k, and 100#subscription for 250MB, but i normally subscribe the 1GB for 200 every single week

adewest1999:
oboy ye....guy which network be this

Na MTN

[quote author=Kingluqman post=78094505]MTN welcome back promo. *131*65#. Not working for all line though.. works for me. Try your luck[/quuote]


Bro, does the offer has an expiry date? Or u can just continously be renewing it for ever

adewest1999:
How are you different from yahoo boys?

Stop casting the guy, i normally subscribe 200 for 1GB Every week, so it's possible...