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NaJa HaJe:


Iceland is the toaster

Michelin89 is the toastee

no be so?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! You wan put handcuff for my hand ooooo.Hope some one in italy is not reading this o

[/quote][quote author=michelin89 link=topic=85779.msg1963409#msg1963409 date=1203181588]Implan ko, transplant ni!

May be it's called trans-implant
Tell me baby,Are u a yoruba lady?although u dont look like one.

NaJa HaJe:
Now you need to confirm you're the magnificent handwork of God and not partially panelbeated by Man.  

No doubt baby.I like you.You are funny

NaJa HaJe:
you shouldn't say things like that when your toastee is in the vicinity. It puts them off.

Who is the TOASTER and who is the TOASTEE?

michelin89:
There is no MP3 and MP4 that can't be opened and closed. We have the means, but as for you, once your congo is gone, it is gone.

May be you have not heard of d*ick implant

You don't need a soothsayer to tell you that she's cheating!and am sure you are the cause!may be your congo(like michelin89 do say)is not thick,long and strong enough,may be you are one minute guy.She needs the real thing man.get some job done on your congo!!!

michelin89:
The truth is also bitter for you guys.

We only like you becoz of your congos. Have you even seen a man without a congo wanted by women? Even if he was the most handsome and richest man in the world?

Without your congos, you are worth less than a vibrator to us.

If there should be a topic: Your house is on fire: would you save your congoless man over your vibrator?

I am sure you can imagine the replies you'll get!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Baby you are funnnnnnnnnnnnny

®~^Sly^~®:
michelin

the truth is very bitter, but uv got to accept it no matter what!. . . . .

Yeah but it does not apply to all!

michelin89:
The revelations are: she has done this, that and this and that!

An this and that and that and this!! (story! story!!)

NaJa HaJe:

You act cool! like a good MODERATOR
I LIKE THAT !!!!!AND I MEAN like!!

michelin89:
Chei naija. Woman wowo, she be juju, woman pretty she be witch. Wetin una want make women do?

You better ignore this guy.am sure he's a guy

Wey the guy na?tell us the revelation.You only told us the GENESIS.,,,,dont you think we deserve to know the Revelation?Hey where are you now?

michelin89:
Nor kolo near my door. I am still trying to cure mine!

Well i dont know where your door is located so i wont!!!

michelin89:
I won't lie. I thought you were cute when I saw you for the first time. I know that people will definitely misinterpret my intentions but I won't hide the truth. Unlike some guys here, you can proudly call yourself a handsome guy without the fear of being attacked!

those few but heavy words dey make me kolo o
thanks baby,Now i can walk with my head up.

Are u guys scared?

®~^Sly^~®:
hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. . . . . . . .i smell chemistry

No be only chemistry u go see physics tooo

michelin89:
I am here and I am not married. Sexual fantasies and dreams are normal. Too much superstition.

Stop parading my picture increasing my fame!

Hmmm.you know look too pretty baby?You have the kinda of face that should be on billboard always.
Do u think i look nice too.(just the truth!)

READ THESE!
You are driving by for safety on a bad,very fierce hurricane day,and on your way at the bus-stop, you saw and old lady holdin her walking stick cryin to get to the hospital,your best friend that once saved your life and thirdly,the girl/guy of your dream.having one space left in your car,who would you take with you?]


Say your answers,i will tell you the kind of guy/girl  you are!
only one answer shows the real guy/girl.Am sure no one will get it because i think all nairalanders are kind of mercyless.Try your luck

NaJa HaJe:
lmfao. . . . . u never hear say onyibo don create photoshop?

abi u wan follow michellin fight?

Well am tryin to get on her nerves.Where is she by the way?

NaJa HaJe:
why na?

see the pix for yourself.she be like say she dey appear double.abi no be double this

you even look like a spiritual wife

michelin89:
So when I dream of having sex with a charming man, I have a spiritual husband? Wetin my eyes nor go see for this world!

You think it's a joke abi?ok ooo.May be you try visit MFM.You will a lot of cases,Are u sure u dont have one.We can only know if u can answer this question.Are u married?If not that means dem dey after u ooooooooooooooooo!

life is short

creamdream:
one second, sorry, a split second!!

Yeah I agree with u.according to lionel richie"wake up suddenly and you are inlove"

Hmmmm this kind of things keep happening everyday.FAKE LOVE! DELUSION!  i  think it's only God that can give one the real good wife/husband.That's WHY at my age i have not even found a girl talkless of a fiancee that could be my wife.hmmmmmmmmmm MAY GOD HELP US ALL.

A2J:
@poster

Why waste your time when there are many "disable" at yaba and laro

Abi o!  Dont mind the stupid guy.am sure he has alot of disables at his back yard that he is not looking at.he wants to present himself to the ladies on nairaland  as caring guy.may be he is disable too

Well, have u recieved any response yet?some of this girls that are ravin might sneak up to you.we never can tell!!!

Well, you guys have a point but as i always say, we should not generalise.It does not happen with all ladies!if so no guy would be happy

almondjoy:
My take: One at a time but as many as possible.

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Hmmmm True talk.But na you talk am oooo!
Enjoy it while it last!Life has no duplicate

®~^Sly^~®:
who cares 'bout nose . . . the most important thing is the promise land which is located below the waist

When was the last time you went for an H.I.V/AIDS test?

morenike09:
What's new under the Green-White-Green cloth?

My dear a lot ooooo!

dot2002:
What are the chances of girls with bigggg nose getting a good fella because of the high competition for the few good men available

Do you have big nose?Are you having hard time gettin goodlooking guys?then get in touch with me.I'm a professional in hookin people up?
a punch will do the trick

Just read PMOND'S comment.I think the guy said it all!

U1:
Say whatever you like bros, but to me virginity is still dignity whether they had the opportunity or not, it doesn't matter to me. I'd prefer a virgin to all these animashaun girls about town anyday.

I was out of town for sometime but now am back!am gonna reply u all one after the other!
Do you think dignity is in the virginity or it's personal thing!being a virgin does not bring about any dignity.Dignity is in your state of mind.DIGNITY is The quality of being worthy of esteem or respect.That you can only get from a productive mind either u are a virgin or not.thinkin virginity is a dignity is is the beginning of miseries and woes!