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LiteratureRe: Short Story Contest: Tuneh Won by iceland(m): 6:17pm On Aug 21, 2008
Hello seun,I have a very good story,well written,well planned and intriguing.It's sure going to be blockbuster.The problem is I can not sell it for 25,000 naira.Am working towards making movie too but am not using this story yet.I can send the storyline to you on the agreement that u are not going to make use of any of it's contents without proper agreement.email me at titosantino@yahoo.com
PoliticsRe: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by iceland(m): 4:44pm On Aug 21, 2008
The Man is confused!
PoliticsRe: Ndi Okereke-Onyuike Arrested By EFCC Over Obama Xtravaganza! by iceland(m): 4:34pm On Aug 21, 2008
Na because she no get work!If she is really doing her job at NSE,she would not have time for Obama fundraising!They should collect the money from her and give it to charity
TravelRe: Stripped Completely By British Immigration Officials by iceland(m): 4:32pm On Aug 21, 2008
davidif:
Tell your friends to stop carrying drugs then if they don't want that treatment.

I took a geography class on globalization and it said that Nigeria was on the top 5 list of countries that lead the world in the drug trade (i think we were no. 3 on the list) which is funny because we don't grow "poppies" required to make this drugs. I also read in "the economist" magazine some time ago that the problem is soooooo huge that the US is about to give the Nigerian customs millions of dollars to install state of the art equipment to detect this guys better.
Abeg make u just shut up! huh huh Are there no worst criminals in U.S and in U.K? if Nigeria is no.3 nko?Does that apply to all Nigerians?This thing is RACISM! and it should be dealt with accordingly.They are worst criminals is the west still they dont take their human right from them.Why Nigerians?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men And Flowers by iceland(m): 3:59pm On Aug 15, 2008
cold:
The last time i checked,Flowers still belonged to the gardens.
Abeg tell them!RECHARGE CARDS would be much more appreciated!, Not flowers!
PoliticsRe: Horrified By The Many Supporters Of Bode George by iceland(op): 8:21pm On Aug 13, 2008
Big B1:
Fact: Without the modification of our constitution, nothing serious would happen to these criminals and they will continue to multiply in number by sec (1000 corrupt Nigerian citizens are being produced every 20 seconds; while 100,000 corruption activities are taken place every second at the expense of Nigeria as a nation).
Ah!this one too much o! that means that by the year 2020 every nigerian will be criminal instead of achieving the 7 point agenda
RomanceRe: On What Date Did You Disvirgin? by iceland(m): 1:38pm On Aug 13, 2008
Although I was 14.it was one calabar girl living at our upper flat.Cant remember the date sha!
PoliticsRe: Horrified By The Many Supporters Of Bode George by iceland(op): 12:43pm On Aug 13, 2008
I don't think corruption can be stopped in Nigeria.corruption can't stop where corruption is the leader.Corruption rules nigeria!
PoliticsHorrified By The Many Supporters Of Bode George by iceland(op): 9:41am On Aug 13, 2008
Celebration Of Thieves!

I watched in horror in the television yesterday when Bode George and others were in court for bail application.You would  be amazed  by the large of number supporters that were present.They were singing as if he was a presidential candidate campaigning. If you saw the CHANNEL'S news yesterday you would see what am talking about.It was irritating!If this kind of attention is being given to an accused (embezzling about 100 billion naira), how can we  then combat corruption in Nigeria? Our thieves are now super stars. One will be inspired to embezzle the more, since instead of rebuke it brings about  large ovation from the crowd.
PoliticsRe: I Watched As Snipers Killed Six Kidnappers by iceland(m): 9:11am On Aug 13, 2008
Sagamite:
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“I watched in horror as the policemen shot dead six of my captors in a rescue operation,” she said thanking God for sparing her life.
she said she was blindfolded how come did she watch how they were killed?we all know that when someone is being kidnapped,he/she has to be blinfolded so that none of the kidnappers would be recognised.I doubt the story too
CelebritiesRe: Rev Chris Okotie Weds Stephanie Henshaw by iceland(m): 12:54pm On Aug 12, 2008
Posted by: Gamine
My Judgement is biblical
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Your judgement is a shit!See who is talking about judging from the bible then braking the laws in the same bible.The bible tells us not to judge but u went ahead rolling ur mouth on the matter u know nothing about.
secondly,the bibledid not say pastor or anybody should not divorce or re-marry,it only says if u wanna divorce,do so when there's is marital unfaithfulness.then you can remarry!did u know what happened between him and the wife that had been in the U.S for years?You dont expect him towash his dirty pants in the public do you?Just keep your dirty mouth shut!who kniows the blunder you will commit in your own marital life.HE WITHOUT SIN LET HIM THROW THE FIRST STONE,
Christianity EtcRe: Nairaland Christian E-Fellowship by iceland(m): 8:51am On Aug 12, 2008
He brought me out of darkness and now I can shout halleluyah! Igwe!Igwe!! Igwe!!!Igwe!!!!(music)


Thank you Lord jesus.I had died where would I be.With no doubt i wouldbe burning in hell But thank God for Jesus,
RomanceRe: How Does A Woman Feel If She Reamins A Virgin Till Married? by iceland(m): 9:25am On Aug 05, 2008
gabrywyl:
Am still a virgin and to be honest, I don't feel anything. If lets say I were to loose it today before I get married, I wont have any regrets because I know I made the right choice. So virgin or no virgin, it doesn't matter to me.
well,it doesnt matter you said but why did u wait this long?it is that you dot have sex drive or what?
RomanceRe: Condoms H.i.v/aids Palaver! by iceland(op): 8:53am On Aug 05, 2008
idygurl:
Yeah whatever, I still hate the feel of the whole condom nonsense.

I prefer straight up flesh and if you're not man enough, hit the road angry
Watch out for this lady guys,she is definately infected! and not only that she a big time distributor.Pls guys watch out o!
RomanceRe: How Does A Woman Feel If She Reamins A Virgin Till Married? by iceland(m): 8:44am On Aug 05, 2008
tRoOE:
Na wa ooooo don't you people get tired of all these virgin talk undecided
I guess people get awarded for been a virgin now shioooooooo
Ah! pele! poor you.You get bored because you are no more a virgin and there's nothing you can do about it.so you get bored with virginity threads.May be you should have waited but as you couldnt wait and broke it so early,just dont bother to read the virgin threads again instead of complaining bitterly! grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Condoms H.i.v/aids Palaver! by iceland(op): 7:42am On Aug 05, 2008
virgie:
Yes I know that using condoms is the best form of protection against HIV/AIDS ( aside abstenance) but of course it is not 100% effective.

As far as I am concernd, there is nothing wrong in making love to some one that is HIV+, it is all about being educated about it.
It is easier said than done! Have you tried it once?



damola1:
I don't know virgie, I am not sure I am that educated,
I wonder o!What does Education got to do with death.
RomanceCondoms H.i.v/aids Palaver! by iceland(op): 6:01am On Aug 05, 2008
Some years back I met a Lady,after the normal toasting she said YES and we started dating.As we all do,after some few weeks I started making sex advances towards her but she was not kinda feel okay about it.so,there was this day we were both kissing and got carried away and I made my normal move but to my surprise she did not resist as usual and immediately I sensed no resistance,I quickly brought out my condom,fully ready for business.It was right there she stopped me and she asked
"why do you want to use a condom?"
"to prevent unwanted pregnancy and of HIV/AIDS",I responded.
She looked at me and the next question skipped my heart a bit.
"do you think condoms can protect you from HIV/AIDS?" she said.
"why not?" I retorted.
"well,let's go ahead"she replied pulling my hand to herself.
But I was kinda curious so,asked her
"why all these questions,are you scared?" she replied me with calmness
"scared? no am not!it's just that, I am HIV POSITIVE but don't worry you are protected, aint you?" pulling my hand herself the more.
Immediately!I pulled my hand off her,my heart was beating at the speed of light,my hard rock d**ick turned to vegetables,I pulled on my trousers not rembering to wear my boxer's and ran out(from my own room o!) as if i just saw a ghost.I was really terrified!
But much later I now thought about the whole thing,I was with a condom yet I ran for my dear life.what of if she had not told me?The questions are
1.Do condoms really protect us from HIV/AIDS?
2.Would you make love to your HIV/AIDS infected patner using a condom?If no, what is the essence of using a condom?
3.Is abstinence not the ONLY solution to preventing this deadly virus?

Please let's be honest and give our candid opinions
RomanceRe: Virginity And Modern Times by iceland(m): 6:04pm On Jul 04, 2008
princesa:
virgins beget great childred i.e Jesus
so if you wana have a king as a child
then close those legs (thats my thought) cheesy
That was a bad thought.APart from Jesus,which of the greatmen was born by a virgin?Moses aint,samule aint nor elijah or elisha!
PoliticsRe: No Nigerian Citizenship For British By Marriage by iceland(m): 5:45pm On Jul 04, 2008
NIGERIA


CITIZENSHIP: Citizenship is based upon the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, dated 1989. (UKC-Commonwealth Nation)

Those born before or on the date of independence, October 1, 1960, whose parents or grandparents were born in Nigeria and who were legally residing in Nigeria at the time, are considered citizens of Nigeria.

BY BIRTH: Birth within the territory of Nigeria does not automatically confer citizenship.

BY DESCENT: Child, at least one of whose parents is a citizen of Nigeria, regardless of the child's country of birth.

REGISTRATION: The following persons are eligible to become citizens through registration: A foreign woman who marries a citizen of Nigeria. Person who is of adult age (17), born outside Nigeria, any of whose grandparents is or was a citizen of Nigeria. A foreign child adopted by Nigerian parents.

BY NATURALIZATION: Nigerian citizenship may be acquired upon fulfillment of the following conditions: Person is of full age (17), has resided in Nigeria for at least 15 years, is of good character, plans to remain in Nigeria, is familiar with Nigerian language and customs, has a viable means of support, and has renounced previous citizenship.


DUAL CITIZENSHIP: RECOGNIZED. Exception: Dual citizenship is only recognized for Nigerian citizens by descent.


LOSS OF CITIZENSHIP:

VOLUNTARY: Voluntary renunciation of Nigerian citizenship is permitted by law. Contact the Embassy for details and required paperwork.

INVOLUNTARY: The following are grounds for involuntary loss of Nigerian citizenship: Registered or Naturalized citizen voluntarily acquires the citizenship of a foreign country. Naturalized citizen, before seven years of residence, sentenced to prison for three years or more. Registered or Naturalized citizen is convicted of acts of disloyalty to the Republic of Nigeria.


ANY QUESTIONS concerning citizenship should be directed to the address below:

Embassy of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Consular Section 2201 M St., NW Washington, DC 20037
Embassy Telephone: 202-822-1500 Consular Telephone: 202-822-1539/40/41 Fax: 202-775-1385



It's like marriage is not included o!Sorry get her a tourist visa.That what the british gives to nigerians too.And you better get her back to Britain when her visa expires or she would be DEPORTED! grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: Expulsion Scandal Rocks Covenant University: 120 Students Expelled by iceland(m): 10:12pm On Jun 30, 2008
I think christainity is by choice not by FORCE.The act of forcing the students to comply with the christain life is outrageous.The truth must be told!
Christianity EtcRe: Some Of Pastor E.A Adeboye's Testimonies by iceland(m): 7:24pm On Jun 19, 2008
This is a sensitive issue it has to be handled with care.If you are not sure u better keep your mouth shut!Dont ever say it's a lie because if God create all things then,he can do all things.If MOSES could walk through the red sea,and we all believe(it's in both Bible and quran)I dont know why u can't believe a car flying over an ordinary trailer.Is it not the same God?Moses was human as Pastor Adeboye is.He can even do much more than moses and Elijah(That's the power of the HOLY SPIRIT).Becareful of what you say as the sin against the HOLY SPIRIT can never be forgiven.If u are not sure just keep quiet! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
ComputersRe: Visafone Internet Connection! Any Hope? by iceland(m): 4:57pm On Jun 19, 2008
goshen360:
Virtually every internet is ok when its first launched in nigeria. Imagine using free internet in the United states with a capacity that can carry up to 5-7 computers in a nigerian cybercafe. What a world we are living in nigeria.
Abi o!They all started well but great is always their fall.
RomanceRe: Can A Man Of 30yrs And Woman Of 40yrs Be A Good Couple by iceland(m): 3:48pm On Jun 19, 2008
Busta:
I am being very realistic as the lady concerned is not 20yrs old . . .she is 40yrs and should know better than that.
Age or no age dont you guys think we should ask her why she's just getting married at 40yrs?if the guy is good for her is she good for the guy?if we want perfect union the two sides should be considered!@poster WHY ARE U GETTING MARRIED AT 40?Am just trying to help o!
Foreign AffairsRe: Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama by iceland(m): 11:26am On Jun 19, 2008
Does that mean the KKK can never support a black canditate?Although I understand that the KKK was established to fight blacks but u never can say may be the world is coming to an end grin grin grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Worldwide Economic Recession Catches Up With Uk- Creating More Nigerian Thieves? by iceland(m): 11:07am On Jun 19, 2008
I wonder what happens to patriotism.
IslamRe: Sister Wants A Divorce by iceland(m): 10:41am On Jun 19, 2008
Tell her to divorce the man!The man is a liar and he will always remain one.soon adultery will set in
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Clinches Democratic Nomination by iceland(m): 3:15pm On Jun 04, 2008
Am very happy for my brother barack obama.We have been in these for long.Now victory is certain!
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Clinches Democratic Nomination by iceland(m): 3:13pm On Jun 04, 2008
iz2much:
I think thatz a great liberation for the blacks.
This is election not racism olodo!Pls dont introduce racism o!
RomanceRe: deleted by iceland(m): 12:59pm On May 25, 2008
Do you know what we call "party", Discuss that with her.It's enjoyable man! grin
PoliticsRe: Iyabo Obansanjo Is Innocent by iceland(m): 11:48am On May 25, 2008
Am suspecting a mis-appropriation relationship between iyabo and mamajama.May be she got a share of the money because I just dont why she is ardent supporter of the accused.She should tell her partner to face the EFCC and prove her innocence afterall her father founded EFCC.
Foreign AffairsRe: Boycott South Africa! Boycott Dstv, Mtn Etc! See What They Did To Your Brothers! by iceland(m): 11:09am On May 25, 2008
It's shameful, very shameful.African killing africans.Can we blame the whites for being racist?When there's no unity among us blacks, It's SHAMEFUL!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by iceland(m): 3:53pm On May 23, 2008
Ah! Baba! You too much!.Thank you o jare!

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