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I just go into a similiar situation about few mins ago.I was chating with my girlfriend and her sister said she wanted to say hello so,my girl handover the computer to her but alas! she said she has seen my pic and since then she's been mesmerising.She even organised a secret date for 12 noon this afternoon.She look so irresistable cos I saw her on the webcam.What should I do?

Tell and unleash hell!

dayokanu:
Most governors attend the Holy ghost Congress

They attend HolyGhost Congress but I dont think HolyGhost Attend to them.For example Obasanjo

bindex:
And i say that Even God can not crash Nairaland if he can he should go ahead and bring it down.

I dont know when you became the owner of nairaland.Let Seun himself do it!Everyman shall account for himself

JJYOU:
how old are u?

She sounds 16yrs or who else would start this kind of stupid thread.
Goddluck In your vague search

TundeAkano:
I was rapped by 4 young ladies and in the process got themselves impregnated. Now they want me to accept responsibilities. What should I do?

You agreed you were raped meaning . . . you had sex with them! . . .they are carrying your babies then . . . . Congratulations man!

Dios:
Lady,its your fellow christian that said his website might end up like the titanic.

May be Seun should start a topic that says "Even God can not crash Nairaland "[/b]and see what happens next
If he is bold enough let him dare God!
@Dios I know deep inside, you want to know [b]Jesus But you  are just confused!God is going to touch you real soon!Although In very hard way
Mark my Word!

zukkymike:
psalm 14

PS 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Liverpool will turn emirate stadium to miserable stadium . . . . 2-0

Dios:
the so called men of god.

Well,God is different from god.You've got a problem and i don't think there a solution to your problem under heaven even in heaven there's none.Unless you change.As for seun the popularity and vastness of nairaland is getting into his head.What he does not know is that it's the lord's doing.Just don't follow the likes of you as in the titanic.

wunmilyn:
ah its really a christmas prsent.

imagine, this is now the opportunity for all this commercial buses to increase transport fee.
from ajah to obalende this morning is N300.

government should just find a way to solve this nonsense so that one wil enjoy this festive period.


e dey pain me but i not fit cry

Pele! . . . , . I feel your pain

Nigeria my country  

infiniti:
they did the same thing last year too.
this is really very bad. messing up ones holiday,

That is what we get when it's bunch of illiterates that handle the section of distributing fuel.Every graduate wants to work in either in the bank or oil company.Until we see more  us in that section,stupid act like these will not cease!

Relationship shall not stand by sex alone . . . . . . . . .meaning sex is part of the relationship but sex alone cant make it work but it's part of the ingredients that makes it work.

sistawoman:
For those of us that don't know what this means please tell us.

It means he's girlfriend smokes weed!

Last night was a real experience for everybody that went to THE EXPERIENCE 2008 at TBS.The rain really did a lot of damage but the biggest damage was done by our so called DEKUNLE FUJI when he sang like a primary school pupil in the assembly of one local school in Kwara state.Although the show was cool.I still enjoyed myself with likes of MIDNIGHT CREW,ISREAL HUGHTON,DON MOEN  and the rest of them.If you were there,share your own EXPERIENCE too.

Last night was a real experience for everybody that went to THE EXPERIENCE 2008 at TBS.The rain really did a lot of damage but the biggest damage was done by our so called DEKUNLE FUJI when he sang like a primary school pupil in the assembly of one local school in Kwara state.Although the show was cool.I still enjoyed myself with likes of MIDNIGHT CREW,ISREAL HUGHTON,DON MOEN  and the rest of them.If you were there,share your own EXPERIENCE too.

Am wondering what your were going to feel . . . . waking up in the middle of the night and you find a 9 inch fat D**ick inside of you. to me it's scary!

where is true love?

shegirl71:
Yes i can,the children will decide themselves.

Can I ask you . . . and pls dont get mad! . . . Are you a christain or a muslim?

jobi rash:
can you marry someone of another religion.
if yes, who should the children follow.
Your respond it important to me. i need a hepl on this.

I read your post on jos mayhem just now and I know you hate hausas and muslims with passion.Hope you are not planning to marry one of those terrorist?What are you up to?

What kind of abortion costs 25,000 nairaIt is nine months pregnancy?

sexyiyke:
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i think u want the money.you are just pulling our legs broooooooooooooo

Of course I do! What do you expect?I just dont want it to backfire!

whatever90:
I'm not telling u to spend it or report or watsoever

but blive me this might be a blessing in disguise,u may never know



a man from my village happened to be taxi driver,anyways d man has been through a lot,suffered and poverty has really dealt with him silly,until the day he carried a white man from d airport in lagos,and dropped him off at one hotel,d man thanked him gave him his name and contact details,but at d back of d car ,there was a brief case he left behind,this man did not see it until the nxt morning because he dropped d man very late in d night,d idiot showed his wife,and d wife tld them to just keep it and see what happens,d man refused took d money went to the hotel and d hotel attendant said ,nobody has louged into tis hotel for like 2 wks now ,because everywhere was booked,d taxi driver was like naaasaa,its not possible that he dropped d white man here,and saw him enter talking to an attendant,attendant say no white man came here

this man took d money to the airport,and gave it to one of these custom officers,d sharp woman took d money and promised to return it to the owner,d woman took d money and resigned that day,nobody heard from her,this taxi man became so poor that to feed sef na wahala,until one day he met a mad man on d street,this mad man told him that why did he return d money,that that monexy was a blessing on his way because of all d suffer ,but that hes lost his opportunity and should not pray and ask for prosperity again,d taxi man died a wretched man

this might look like tales by moonlight to u,but my father told me this story when i was 16 years,which my mum too confirmed

Hmmmmm but with me this could be different!

Emperoh:
This little story below goes with my advice

We had a client and a good one at that who walked into our office one day
and decided she was selling a sizeable chunk of her securities with us
It was unlike her but as was with us, we obliged her request

Now just prior to paying her cheque, she sent message that the cheque be paid into her Access Bank account
It was on instructing our Relatioship officer that we learnt that the lady was in police custody
What happened

8 months ago, this event happened in May,
the sum of N5m was mistakenly credited to her account by the tallying guys
She came to her account one morning and saw that she was 5M richer.
She kept quiet for three months, no response
5 months, no response and then my lady, i do rather say, 'wisely',
Invested the money, bought shares and was practically enjoying the money
When the rightful beneficiary of the money raised an alarm with the Bank

Investigation started with the Customer's lawyer threatening fire and brimstone
After close to eight months, the money was traced to the lady's account.
The cashier was fired while the woman was written to fund her account so the transaction can be reversed
For where the woman disaapeared, so to speak,
After 3 months of dilly dallying, when she say that nothing could be done to claim the money as hers
She sold the stock but then, Police has already arrested her.
Well, she paid back after selling the stocks. But if she had raised alarm at the begining
maybe some award and public appearance would have come her way as an "Honest" Nigerian

Ice,
Let the Branch Manager of the Bank know about the money
I bet you, they will never spend it.
Infact if the owner is not found it will be in your account till the owner is found
Why i said you should notify the Bank if to be on a safe side
SO that at the end of a period and the owner money of the money isn't found,
please go ahead and spend it.

God will never bless you if you don't sweat for something or illegitimately.
E no dey happen.

The story says it all.This is a nice advice.I will see what I can do.Thanks man!

michelin89:
people are careless all the time, but you should never take advantage of it. If someone loses his wallet right in front of you, won't you kindly tell him?

The bank knows who this person is. There is no crime in trusting them.

Then I would know who he is . . . . . but in this case I dont know him

zignor:
Dude, your trick will not work

find another trick

What are you talking about?

michelin89:
Ehhh. You for tell us na that one be your headache! If you know it doesn't belong to you, then let it go. The bank might be a criminal to steal someone's money but you are not.

What I meant is this . . .It might be a divine provision!

sista-jay:
Even though that *little voice in your head* says spend, spend, spend, this is your lucky day. I say speak to the Bank Manager about the mix up, if you spend now, you'll pay back later.

You are sure right!But is there any law against me if I spent the money?I did not steal it remember?It" not my fault it comes in there.