₦airaland Forum

sistawoman:
Thank you. No i am not Nigerian I am african american.

Each time I hear the word african-american i feel excited!
WELCOME HOME SISTER!

sistawoman:
what exactly are recharge cards.  If someone lives in the US and can compare it to something here please explain.

That's credit for your mobile phone.As we use gsm here in Nigeria unlike in the u.s.
@sistawoman,i was forced to look at your pix because each time i see your username I always think you are sister from the convent.But u look beautifully pretty .Are you a nigerian?

tRoOE:
[size=13pt] Recharge card , boy you are cheaper than  tampax
wetin i go use that do , what I want is a round trip ticket to the  any country of my dream for a nice vacation[/size]

I rest my case!

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]Flower ko flower ni, i hate it [/size]

I have always said it,flower is not an african thing.
But if you were given recharge cards instead,would u still hate it?

odetola:
You need serious deliverance.

YOu can say that again.
@poster how ugly do u look?

The guy lifted the poem!No copyright!

nana:
No mind am. Na wetin borrow pose dey cause be that

Abeg na wetin him borrow??

thendo:
@ iceland

what kind of english is it you  just used, i did not get a thing you just said

Obviously you are not a Nigerian.That was pidgin English.It takes a nigerian to understand!sorry!!!
In another life come as a nigerian."nothing sweet pass am!"

thendo:
@ poster

what the dictionary say about a virgin: A person who has never had sexual intercourse, or sometimes, one who has never engaged in any sexual activity at all

it doesn't say a person who had sex without condom or some form of protection. So sorry to bust your bubbles but the truth is you aint a virgin brother

Which one be your own na?Me i don dey happy say I be virgin u come burst my chewing gum abi na wetin?so i no be virgin anymore
Virgin my foot
the guy is crazy for sure

Dere I:
So what do you want us to do?
Please keep it to yourself!!!

Aha! U dey vex because you no be virgin again?

sylvao2000:
I read something on the internet this morning which l discover sex with condom keep your virginity safe as a man

Good news.So, am still a virgin too?ah! am happy o!

timba_bng:
. . . .maybe their dial-up never load the email dey wan send because you refused to drop the hint here

I wonder o!I have mailed the guy tire but the guy no respond.The guy na one yeye! guy ABeg!

tokzyt:
But do nigeria treat others this way? whether visa expires or whether they are illegal immigrant?

just thinking,

I wonder o!

The way I see these is this.If we can remember king saul in the bible.God chose him through samuel to be the king over isreal.When the guy fuc*ked up! God sent the same samuel to annoint david as king and sent king saul packing.God might have chosen yar"adua but since he's has fuc*ked up!Why shouldnt he resign and go back to where he came from?(his village)

rampagain:
if u read my first post,it was written in pigeon english,and in a very unserious manner,i only reposnded rudely when brash misunderstood my post,so i wanted him to blive watever ,before u also came in

im not saying its a most women marry rich men,no way,as long as that man can feed her and her kids their three square meals ,then im ok
d woman on her own too will be contributing too that is if shes working

what im against is marrying a man that can't feed u in d morning not to talk of afternoon and night,all in  d name of love

listen sm men even after suffering wt them will leave u immediately dey make it in life

u don't really have to live in a duplex and drive d best of all cars,my own is as long as d person can't provide our three square meals im ok

So, you have been with me all along and I was thinking you were against me
thank God for you.But not some many ladies believe in this.

rampagain:
a typical feminist
any woman that wants to drag rights is more or less a man,because two men can't live in d same house peacefully,because even one has got to be low

Very true.One has to be very careful

rampagain:
ok i take my oloshi back

Yeah Good! may be if you do this more often seun wouldnt have any reason banning you (just joking o!)
Back to topic.Dont you think it's kinda absurd to want to get married to a rich guy?A guy that you might not know the source of his income.He may be ritualist,robber,scammer and so on.Dont you think when you start to build with a guy that is just starting is safer?Then you"ll know when you are coming from and where you are heading to.Think about it before you reply ok?

forbidden5:
Why are women like that = always looking for an opportunity to exploit. Would thet never say a no to ripping men?

May be you should read these

New Theory about Women :



1. To find a woman you need time and money therefore:

women = time x money



2. " Time is money " so

time = money



3. Therefore:

women =money x money

women = ( money )^2



4. "Money is the root of all problems "

money = ( problems )^1/2



5. Therefore:

women = (problems)^2/2



And the final conclusion is

women = problem

rampagain:
tell iceland wey dey exchange words wt teenager

seriously we dey talk about me,d guy just add my family inside matter

Yeah I shouldnt have.It was slip of post  pele!
I take it back.Take your "oloshi" back too and let's continue.

rampagain:
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you're talking like some broke assed man

I laugh.You are sure a teenager!It takes a  broke assed teenager like you to be looking for a rich dude so that u can put all your family responsibilties on him (you are sure a GOLD DIGGER!)
But thank God guys aint fools anymore

rampagain:
meaning what?is it my fault that alot of men are just too lazy to become rich ?

no woman wants to suffer u know,gone r those days

You are talking like a teenager.(may be you are!)  .Getting rich does no have anything to do with hardwork.It's God that gives power to make wealth.It's neither by power nor by strength.We can not all make it at the same time but that does not mean we would not make it at all.Any girl that does not want to marry a guy because he is not a big shot is short sighted because a rich guy she's getting married to today might become very poor tomorow.Only Change is constant!

whoknoxluv:
Yes i had broken a heart long ago but on the level of her health, and now shes LATE

That's HIV/AIDS abi?Have you gone for the test too?If not please go o!so that you will survive and not die like her

must_a_far:
my 1cent is that, i feel our attitude of since its not in my backyard i could care less is whats making this problem harder to crack. most people view it as a Niger delta problem and thus should be dealt with by the Niger delta people. same goes for the desert encroachment of the north. the Atlantic surge of the southwest ati be be lo.

Yeah! you are a absoultely right.We should do away with selfishness and work together as a country.If we are all passionate about the problems in niger-delta,the problem would have been solved!

E be like say una no know wetin dem dey call GRAMMY AWARD.It' not meant for Nigerians.Stop dreaming!

Seun:
I'm equally disappointed in your failure to think it through.
Forcing the prime minister to resign is no achievement. 
Who says the person replacing him isn't equally corrupt?
If you're going to do anything, let it be done thoroughly.

What's the source of this story? I can't find it anywhere.

WORD!I agree with you totally!

wetin u dey feel like?Bill gates?

joyblinks:
A guy has a girlfriend whom he has been dating for like 3 months. they love themselves so much

You have said it all.They dont love each other,they only love themselves(they are two different things).How wont there be a fling somewhere?Or did u mean they Loved each other?

idupaul:
not everyone, i don't

Everybody does not mean everyone.She was trying to say majority of Nigerians.If majority of us Nigerians are clean then Nigeria is clean.But it's otherwise!

dtw_sola:
Seun, I always thought you were delusional. Now I am certain of it.

GBAM! :oWell said!

I was disappointed too when I read seun's reply.He lacked foresight.Go to Ghana and see how clean they are.and look very well if you'll see public toilets and waste bins up to the ones currently in Nigeria.WE ARE DIRTY!Period!

mesmya:
exactly

because d beast they r carrying between their legs,have got no control over itself

How dare you call IT a beast?Have u forgotten IT produced you?Well,it's not a surprise,It takes a BEAST to produce a BBEAST!

KunleOshob:
@iceland
okay i would await your additional info,but even then that doesn't mean it is true. His P.A that told you was he privy to his pastor's exploits? Mind you i am not trying to say pastors don't commit adultery, it is just that something sounds very wrong about the tone of your post. it sounds as if your are actually trying to promote adultery

You got it wrong!Am a good christain and I will never promote adultery.what I was really asking is this.Sin a times might turn out to save us from a grave danger.If the pastor had died in the plane crash he might be burning in hell right now.Who knows by now may be has repented.