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Pepeye:
@ ICELAND
awwwww didn’t realize that you were the one who asked (started) this rhetorical question in the first place

How would you know?

A_K_O:
Na.wa oh, if someone like Kunle Oshob is supposedly not a christian, it might be safe to assume that the devil himself has an active account in this section of nairaland. . . .


Pastor Chris is not a phoney o.k?

Pepeye:
Jeez! We should start giving out cigarettes,hot drinks and guns etc too that wouldn’t be a bad idea either Lmao

I wonder what peeps take churches for this days

Why dont you talk like someone that has brains in her skull?We are talking about things that could save lives not things that would destroy lives.Haba! Dont you think before you post?

KunleOshob:
I don't even believe the poster, it doesn't sound true There was no plane that crashed around that period that was being flown from kaduna to Lagos. Besides how did the poster get to know? Was it the pastor that went to testify his life was saved because of adultery and to what purpose and intent would he do that?

What do you believe in NAIRALAND?I was doing my I.T training in WONDERFOODS at that time.The man's personal assistant told me about it all.And please check very well for plane crash at that time. I will get the exact date and the paper that carried the story very soon.Am not a dummy!am not looking for recognition!

Pepeye:
Its humanly impossible

Nothing is impossible my dear.This one happened and it is true life story

madamkoko:
Mr ice and does the same apply to men ?

Men?hmmmm well

carmelily:
@iceland. i just got a proposal o!_{halleluya somebody}

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CONGRATULATIONS!!! can you see the power of foundation?Abi na wetin the guy want?ok! hmm natural hair!
Happy married life.But wait o! How did the guy see your natural hair,Your pic is not in your profile.Am lost

I don't blame the parents o jare!It's the fault of our so called "nowadays" ladies.They enjoy jumping from one d*ick to another.Listen to them all!You can hear all of them them saying she is still young.At 24?When her mother got married at 19.I support the ultimatum she should learn how to cope with one d*ick and one d*ick ONLY.Enough of exuberance.

madamkoko:
I don't know why Nigerian parents like to pressure their children into marriage.

It's not called pressure it is called  "call to Order", Parents have the right to call their children to order!This is not UK

lexicon:
why on this earth will you pay money online to somebody u have not seen before. Anyway, its a bitter xperience but she will learn her lesson

Well i wonder o!If you look very well,that woman too is a thief!she admitted to pay more money because the man deposited 5000 pounds in her bank account.may be she wanted to hit the man too,may be the man promised her about 30,000 pounds.she wanted to fraud the guy but alas! He was faster as he is yahoozee.Dont trust those whiteys o!

kemisuga:
Not keen about making-up.

No wonder you are not married.You better ask for your own foundation now!

Afribiz:
Hahahaa! You're such a naughty boy. So make up foundation is now a basis for getting married on time  
I no fit laugh abeg.

No! am a naughty MAN! Dont mind me i was just catching my fun.Hope your face is now smooth.

carmelily:
@iceland, i can see your brain is "glazed" over

Aha! which is one be your own na?Are you Afribiz.I dont know why you cant mind your own business(as if I minded mine)
Anyway,u better ask for your own foundation now so that u can get married in time

Afribiz:
Hi epstitch,
I'm fair in complexion, and will like to know the foundation and make up that's the best for a fair smooth skin. I've not used any before, but will like to start. Also, what eye shadow, maskara, and lip-gloss should i buy?
Thanks

I dont know why ladies cant just leave their face the way it is(natural).Foundaton ko! Plantation ni!
At the end of the day they'll say "mi o ni ori oko!"

DeepZone:
He went ahead to inscribe our naira with arabic rubbish that is not readable(thanks to obasanjo and soludo).

Yeah! and since that time the value of Naira was falling at the speed of light!That shit was demonic,people just did not notice.(thanks to obasanjo and soludo) like you said

This is a true life story,
      It happened In about 8 years ago,year 2000 to be precised.There was this plane crash if you can remember.It was coming from kaduna to Lagos.Among the passengers were top officials of wonder foods Nig Ltd the maker of COWBELL MILK (Now PROMASSIDOR PLC).They went for a conference IN kADUNA.All the passengers in the flight died including some of  the top officials of the above named company except one manager(name witheld&post witheld)he is also a pastor a branch of a big church in lagos.He did not go with the plane because he decided to go to abuja by road to commit adultery(ARISTO LEVELS) and then take the next available flight to lagos.He proposed this to his colleague(he too was a pastor) but that one declined(despite they were birds of the same feather) went with the plane and he died in the crash too.What shall we then say?If his friend had gone with him,
Adultery sometimes is good?

I thot the moderators dont allow double topic.Saw something like this again in the romance section.iice what's up?

I thought he was going to choose a BLACK MAN as his running mate.I think that would have given him an edge.When with the Lady,nice try!

cold:
Y don't u just get married & spare us all this born again(st) story.I blv that would solve the problem.

Just like your username you are cold.What of if he does not have enough money to get married?

The bible says"Flee fornication!"Dont wait to explain to her o talkless of preaching or you'll find yourself enjoyin the pussy till u burn in HELL!

[quote =topic=165245.msg2724409#msg2724409 date=1220017872]"Nigeria is never entering into any agreement with Iran for any matter that has to do with weapons," Nigeria's deputy foreign minister Tijjani Kaura said.
[quote][/quote]Well,I don't trust those arabians popularly known as white hausa.They are not trustworthy.They could be looking for a way to conceal their nuclear weapons in Nigeria.Well it takes a black hausa to sign a deal with a white hausa.they are "MOLAS" in general.

Ujujoan:
Poster you are a 'full'    

Really its called typographical errors . . Anybody can make a mistake; why attribute it to Nigerians

I wonder o!.Any bad thing now relates with Nigeria.Where is our spirit of patriotism?Even the stupid guy was unable to spell appalling correctly.Even up till now he still writes apalling missed the second p.We Nigerians sha!

CyberG:
I dey fine ooo,     I couldn't but make a comment after checking out your profile! Good thing Canada and US are such close neighbors! 

Ahem, back to the scammer issue before we change topic oooooo (LOL)

Well u dont sound like a scammer! You sound like TOASTER!
Why dont you hit the nail in the head.I dey your back.At least you no hide say you be mercy WITH (mercytatari2008@gmail.com)
GOOD LUCK!

What's langwe?

lysaa:
kai, na topic be this??

iceland girl, u're tyt. . and to think of it, u actually have points. . OP!

Am not a girl.Am a guy!am I really tight?

Flakybaby:
Thank u for the information,

You are welcome! But baby,I like the way you posed in your profile picture o!you too much!

Me too! The email address he sent the mail to is not in my nairaland profile.How he got it will remain a mystery.I just hope it's not a kind of virus!They could be monitoring ones email without one's knowledge.Anything is possible with technology

Hi Guys,
This stupid person sent the below email to me.I would have fallen for it if not that the person sent the same email verbatim using different name and address to me the same day which is today.I think he/she is looking for who to scam so beware!He/she is just using NAIRALAND as a cover up!

"My dear , i am well pleased to contact you after going through
your profile at www.nairaland.com on my search for genuine relationship,please contact me on this idd
(mercy.agurma@gmail.com)so that i can send you my photo and tell you about myself,Mercy"

well, may be God wants him home.I dont see any difference between him and the monkey that lives in otta farm.If he needs to go,why waste time and money!

mamaput:
That a man is shy when it comes to Women has notting to say about what kind of a man he is.
There will be more peace in the House.

Arrant nonsense! You mean there would be more boring moments in the house.I know the kind of man some ladies want is the type that wont have a voice at home so that they can be in control of everything.RUBBISH!A man that is too shy to propose would not even have the gut to put anything right at home .Too shy to propose, too shy to give the wife the good loving, too shy to complain even when it's necessary, too shy too, abeg that kind guy go be mumu forever!!!

Having affair/relationship is all about friendship.If we all marry our best friends is this world,divorce would have been a forgotten issue.People get bored with marriages because they are not best of friends.After sleeping with each other in honey moon and few going outs they get bored,looking for a replacement.But if u marry someone that u could talk to heart to heart like a very good friend then sky would not be the limit for your marriage.