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Faitymine:
No more excessive spending, coming home late, thinking about someone and going out for clubbing!
Just came out of a disastrous and horrific relationship.
What do you think?

You are a stingy guy looking for an oppotunity not to spend money

tkb417:
I'm sure u know Nomadic, then you know ass[/b]hole, then a re[b]tard. Its a compound word.
Join them together

Just kidding. . .please, refrain from using strong words when its totally not necessary.
I withdraw mine. PEACE!!!

I love ROGER MOORE

yeah! yeah!! my apology!

I got a call earlier today from my mum recounting this story of our neighbour.
I call him uncle David(he was formerly a D.J) but he is popularly known as Pastor david as he later  gave his life to christ and took up pastoral courses that made him to be ordained as a pastor in a church.He later got married to this lady that had a five year old girl which according to her the man that should be responsible for the pregnancy denied both the mother and the pregnancy.To make the long story short,pastor got married to this lady(legally&traditionally).He later, after about 2yrs started his own church.All this happened about 12yrs- 13yrs ago.The woman was unable to bear a child for this said pastor,only God knows why.This woman whom I fondly call pastor mrs. because she is pastor's wife went in december 2007 to this R.C.C.G one week long programme because she believes God will answer her prayer for the fruit of the womb.She left the daughter which is now about 18yr with her supposed daddy(pastor david) at home(that was not the first time she had done that).She was supposed to spend one week but something within her told her to go home in the third day.She probably thought somethings were wrong back home so she called but  the husband said all was well,when the urge was too much on that third day night, she packed her bags without calling home that she was coming and left for lagos.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.On getting home around 15mins to 11:00 in the night she didnt want to knock as it was late in the night, they could be sleeping she thought to herself,so she used her own spare keys.She opened the doors straight to her matrimonial room to drop her luggages and lo and behold!SAW THE HUSBAND POUNDING VIGOROUSLY ON HER DAUGTHER.The woman shouted! she screamed!but the  husband quickly stood up and covered her mouth pleading in yoruba"ile ni ki o pami si,ma pami si ita"meaning,please do not expose me!.The woman cried! and cried!! and cried!!! she was speechless to both her husband and her daughter.That was when she went to my mum's(being the landlady) apartment that same night.She slept in my mum's room because she couldnt stand the sight of both of them.After so much persuasion from my mum because she was crying profusely,she confided in her and told her everyhting.
Another shocking thing to me is that after that day,the following sunday the man still preached in his church and guess what the topic of his sermon was?, "FORNICATION AND ADULTERY" Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."AIYE LE OO!"
What do u think this woman should?She has no other child elsewhere and she is unable to give birth to another.disowning the child is out of question but can she forgive her?And the husband?should she divorce him or arrest him with a police?right now she has not taken any action and my mum is the only one she had told!You know this kind of story is shameful to the family,even to the wife.

tkb417:
First off, i will quickly point out to u that u must be high on some reefers. . .you know why?
you don't insult people when its totally uncalled for.

nyways, i goofed where i said he was meant to go nude in the next james bond film.
Hes actually come out to say he will go nude in the subsequent movies he's going to feature in. He was actually quoted as saying "why not if the ladies can go bare"

PS: learned people on Nairaland don't usually prove points with what you gather from wikipedia. You just gave yourself out to be a nomadic asstard who knows next to nothing apart from James Bond.

(nomadic asstard) i dont know where u get those words from

silentc:
Hello Iceland, you missed out George Lazenby

, he featured in only one episode - "On her majesty's secret service"

I read somewhere he was an ex-model!

I did not include him because he acted only one james bond movie he is not an english man.He is an austalian.
George Robert Lazenby (born September 5 1939) is an Australian actor best known for portraying James Bond only once in the 1969 James Bond film, On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

wisyno:
I don't want know about the cutest, but the fakest is daniel craig

You are wrong man!
After the film was released, Craig's performance was highly acclaimed. Critic Paul Arendt of BBC Films, Kim Newman of Empire and Todd McCarthy of Variety all described Craig as the first actor to truly embody the original James Bond from Ian Fleming's novels: "ironic, brutal, and cold". He was nominated for a BAFTA Award for Best Actor on January 2006, and won the Best Actor award at the Evening Standard British Film Awards on 2 February 2007, both firsts for an actor in the role of James Bond.

smallworld:
i am in 14yrs old relationship and my boyfriend still humanise,please advice.

Just tell me why he wont womanise when you are not educated,HUMANISE or womanise?Try to go back to school may be he'll want to stick with u.It's lack of education that made u stayed with a guy for 14 years without marriage.14 whole years!!!. .Wondering how old u are

tkb417:
its my man Roger Moore!!!

@Iceland
You said hes married, hes crazy. He just agreed to go nude in the next James Bond film.
hes a lunatic.(Pierce Brosnan)

Now i know u don't know anything about PIERCE BROSNAN and james bonds generally,Brosnan portrayed the fictional secret agent James Bond in GoldenEye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World Is Not Enough and Die Another Day. Since leaving the role, he has starred in films such as Evelyn and Seraphim Falls. In 1996, he also formed, along with Beau St. Clair, a Los Angeles-based production company named Irish DreamTime . His current projects include Butterfly on a Wheel, Mamma Mia! and The Thomas Crown Affair 2.
how could he want to post nude when he is not acting james bond anymore?i don't even think u know anything about your ROGER MOORE.When u fall in love with a celebrity try to read about them.Your head is obviously blank

ThoniaSlim:
I would go with Pierce any day, he's so goodlooking and he beats the rest of the james bond guys  hands down.

yeah baby!pierce brosnan is the guy. a lot of people have eyes but they can see

tkb417:
Pierce Brosnan? i hate him. I think hes GAY

The guy is not gay! he is married and far better and good looking than your roger moore!

I will like us  to give our opinions on the james bond we think is the cutest among these five.Anytime anyday i would go for PIERCE BROSNAN,the guy is like an angel that came right from the throne of God in heaven.I feel him,eat him,adore him and am inlove with him.He's also one of my best actors.Although SEAN CONNERY was knighted by the QUEEN OF ENLAND and she pronounced him the most handsome man on the face of the earth,but i disagree with her because she had not met my PIERCE BROSNAN .I want to hear your opinion on these.

Saluscs:
it depend on how the bean is cooked

You must be one olodo!couldnt u read that it's not about cooking? read below!
http://www.fns.usda.gov/fdd/facts/hhpfacts/FS-PeasBlack-eyedDry.pdf

The beginning goes like this "In the days of long ago,from our journey thru the universe,comes a legend,a legend of voltron the defender of the universe.Love by peace fear by the evil,as the voltron legend grow peace settles across the universe and planet arus, bla bla!
man! I LOVE VOLTRON,for real my friend's father got sacked in his work place cos he left too early to come watch VOLTRON.

Hero ko! hero ni! Ribadu did what a normal police man should do,although we dont have many normal police men in nigeria, that does not make him an hero.He was only doing his job,The courage he had was from the federal goverment or does he have power of his own?Every man has his price!who knows what went on between him and obasanjo that he was being promoted on and on.Remember tafa balogun o!

infobaba:
Adenuga towels

No be only towels na wrapper! when una no go wait for English class.it's called TOWER

kateflow:
hell no this is not love

What is love then?where man gives all his live savings to his girlfriend.una dey the same category!!!!

OMO IBO:
lets leave love out of this for a minute. sometime i think we are quick to blame love for our actions. what about common sense? like the other poster said, if he is stingy then u know what you're in for but u took your time and typed that he is struggling to get through university. common sense would make u slam the brakes when it comes to money matters.

SHM at your flimsy excuse.

my guy i like u,u sabi hammer wella. I will say the girl is stupid! i still dont why she is complaining he doesnt have then let him be.if u can cope stay if u cant,get lost.i no say she go don use complain kill the guy already!if she could come to naira land the guy don hear wheen! be that!

ifewunmi:
I truly appreciate the person who started this post although i will like to add my few lines from the Islamic point of view.

For a marriage to be valid in Islam the following conditions must be met:

1)  Consent of the two parties (intending bride and groom)
2)  At least 2 Adult witnesses
3)  " Mahr" a gift from the groom to his bride
4)  A Ma'zoon (a responsible person officiating the marriage ceremony)

can we still call islamic thing marriage?
1)  Consent of the two parties (intending bride and groom)
but the islamic is always one ,man and plenty wives.Marriage is suppose to be between one man and woman i.e Adam and Eve.pls dont be offended oo,am just wondering

Blackcat:
The traditional wedding is the real deal, the church wedding is just a blessing. If you do not do the traditional wedding no church will wed bless you.

Furthermore, the whites brought the church wedding that is why it is called the white wedding. Please don't let Whites keep deceiving us that what we have is not real  or valid and theirs is real.

yeah u are right,were they white wedding during the new testament time( JESUS' TIME)?nairalanders pls dont fooled.the real wedding is when u ask for ur wife to be hands in marriage from his parents and they give THEIR CONSENT.PARENTAL CONSENT iS what is really required of u to marry.even in the church the father has to hand in the hand of his daughter to the pastor meaning PARENTAL CONSENT! HABA!
If u marry in the church and negelect traditional wedding,boy! u are still wallowing in sin! hell is your destination!

aysometin:
@ iceland
You dey form fine boy gan o, lol.

Well, just tryin to show extra talent u know?Am a model but am planning to launch into international professional modelling.Do u think am up to the task?I need coments from people like u to keep me going.what do u think?

beumi:
for me oh, am cool wit the back seat, i love the way he struggles to concentrate even when talking bizness with his best friend who is seating in front with him.Cos he would keep on asking if am comfortable and notices any little thing i do , even from the front seat, and when we are together alone atleast his friend won't be there and i will always av his undivided attention

Baby! you are a real lady,the type everyman should dream of having.That was an excellent response.it shows you are mature,cool,calm,intelligent,long suffering,patient name it!, you are heading for an excellent marriage.God is with you.You know what u want,i hope you have him already

Siena:
Sounds more like it's your pride hurting here!

It's your decision to tell your brother, but I'd leave things be. Do you want to break them up, because you feel your brother has what you for some reason or another, gave up?

As per the question "Would I Let my Brother Marry A Girl I'd Slept With?" How would I stop him? Hold a gun to his head? I'd leave them be!

Some may say, my loyalty should be to my brother, but it's up to him to look into his girlfriend's background, and decide if her past could affect his future, not for me to do his dirty work for him, and start dishing the dirt on her!

You got it right my guy! I agree with u 1million percent

deeteeneey:
tobs please can give me site where i can downld this opera 8.65.thanks

Go to www.opera.com.and pls dont download the 8.65.it's outdated, download the newest version which is opera 9.25.but with opera, uploading is not guarateed.it could be done with internet explorer too.just know how to put pix on ur computer from there u upload,it's simple as ABC.

This is one is taken with philips 530

THESE ARE SOME OF MY PIX TAKEN WITH MY NOKIA(RADIO&T.V) CHINA PHONE.WHO SAY CHINA NO DEY DO BETTER PHONE?

You guys don't get it! this guys was not at his desk.the guy was outside his office,i wonder if some of u can't read!The babe was not smiling at this guy ,the girl was amused by her thoughts,and the guy thought otherwise.that's why the lady was kind of ,frowning(she was not smiling at him)read the story again and see where he made a mistake!!!!!!!!!.haba!

habumaks:
I was sitting in front of my office (which happens to be facing the main street) a couple of days back playing with my phone when suddenly there was this girl (a very pretty girl) passing by. When our eyes met she smiled at me and that i believe (or thought?) was an invitation for me to make a move which i did. Now the issue is when i said "hello, excuse me please" and did not make any move to stand (eventhough she was coming towards where i was sitting) then suddenly her expression changed. Although i did not actually get what she was saying (murmuring) but the expression on her face told me this: "who are you to expect me to come and meet you there?"

The expression was not like you thot,she WAS NOT SMILING AT U.u wish u she was!she was murmuring"hey guy i aint ur class man!i aint smilling at u dont get near me!"

Right now am dating a 52yrs old white woman ,no i will call her lady,well, can i call that love,i dont need her for immigration purpose cos i dont intend to marry her.iceland gives u permanent resident permit if u can spend up to 3 years legally in there country,so i dont need help whatsoever.still am kinda crazy about this woman,i mean lady.IS THAT REALLY LOVE?really i dont know!

habumaks:
I was sitting in front of my office (which happens to be facing the main street) a couple of days back playing with my phone when suddenly there was this girl (a very pretty girl) passing by. When our eyes met she smiled at me and that i believe (or thought?) was an invitation for me to make a move which i did.

I DONT THINK YOU WERE THE ONE THE GIRL WAS SMILING AT IN THE FIRST PLACE.I THINK THE GIRL WAS AMUSED BY HER THOTS.AND WHEN You MADE A MOVE SHE WAS LIKE,,,,,,WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?I WAS NOT SMILLING AT You UGLY BOY!
THAT' MY OPINION AM PLS DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL!

i think Umar Abubakar will be the best man for the job.the guy is tough