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Romance / Re: Give Me A Reason Why She Isn't A Prostitute by Iceyjayzz(m): 8:05am On Jul 10, 2021
I don't give a damn so don't expect any reasons from me
Travel / Re: Deniz Saypinar Stopped From Boarding A Plane For Wearing This (Photo) by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:58am On Jul 10, 2021
A whóre will always be a whóre no matter what

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Travel / Re: What Is Like Studying In Sweden As An African. A Nairalander Adventure In Sweden by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:57am On Jul 10, 2021
SIRTee15:


Sweden has one of the lowest wealth income gap in the world.
It's a strong middle class society.
But still far ahead of NIGERIA
Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe Damijo Releases Official Pics From His Elaborate 60th Birthday Bash by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:53am On Jul 10, 2021
He looks good for that age
Travel / Re: What Is Like Studying In Sweden As An African. A Nairalander Adventure In Sweden by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:50am On Jul 10, 2021
Doradorwa:
I live sweden.... Read somewhere that it's one of the peace country in the world... I will like to be there soon.
This your english ehn..lol cheesy

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Travel / Re: What Is Like Studying In Sweden As An African. A Nairalander Adventure In Sweden by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:49am On Jul 10, 2021
saphiere:
God when will I travel out?
When you change your mindset

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Crime / Re: Ogun Okada Rider Stabs Tricyclist To Death Over Right Of Way by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:15am On Jul 10, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
See how Nigerians have used Frustration to design that man's face
He also used fustration to stab someone to death, he deserves more panel beating. that one self small

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Crime / Re: Ogun Okada Rider Stabs Tricyclist To Death Over Right Of Way by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:14am On Jul 10, 2021
See as them beat nonsense comot from am, idiot! grin

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Celebrities / Re: Yomi Fabiyi Decamp To Antp As Tampan Suspend Him Indefinitely Over Oko Iyabo by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:13am On Jul 10, 2021
This guy nah confirm mad man

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Don't waste your precious time, that's a scam website
Crime / Re: Otun Ekiti Unity Bank Robbery: Mopol Officer Shot Dead (Graphic Photos) by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:12am On Jul 10, 2021
Too bad
Travel / Re: UNICAL Undergraduate Dies As Car Hits Him (Disturbing Photos) by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:06am On Jul 10, 2021
Assuming Nigeria is a saner clime with CCTV and hard working policemen, they would have gotten the bastard that killed this young man

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Romance / Re: Ned Nwoko Is Not A Billionaire And Has No Legitimate Source Of Income by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:04am On Jul 10, 2021
UwaMmebii:
I don't think that man is a dollar billionaire. The real dollar billionaire I know are
Dangote
Atu1k
Tony Elumelu
Adenuga
Abdusallam
Politicians like Orji Kalu, Tinubu, ibori etc

Ned is a small boy in the midst of above names but funnily he is the one that makes too much noise. Even otedollar is not a dollar billionaire forget the hype. That of Davido father too is not a real billionaire in $
The real billionaires in dollars don't make too much noise

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Romance / Re: Ned Nwoko Is Not A Billionaire And Has No Legitimate Source Of Income by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:02am On Jul 10, 2021
Coldshisha:
grin


Chai!!! Ned Nwoke's looks always make people underate him, until you listen to him speaking before you know he isn't an agbero

International lawyer with clients in United Nations, Morroco Royal family

Crude Oil marketing company owner

Son of Oil rich Kingdom monarch (prince)

Former federal house of representatives honourable

His Car collections, Private Jet, Abuja London and Delta mansions already values him as a billionaire


.....
No wonder they gave him a morrocan bride grin

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Politics / Re: Ojukwu Lighted Up Cigarette, Smoked At Aburi, Ghana Meeting (Video) by Iceyjayzz(m): 6:59am On Jul 10, 2021
It was a norms back then, people freely smoke even the presidents smoke publicly back then, I just wonder the purpose of this thread though.

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Assaulted By A Conductor? Lola Okurin Shares His Experience by Iceyjayzz(m): 6:02am On Jul 10, 2021
I remember my ordeal with one years ago, I could remember vividly I was in high school, SS1 precisely then and the conductor wanted to play smart, he thought because i look like one fresh ajebutter then he could mess with me; I gave this hoodlum 500 Naira to drop me at my bus stop and he was to give me change of 420

but immediately I asked him after we were close to my bus stop, this guy started denying that I didn't give him 500 naira blah blah blah, he started cursing and I immediately changed it for him, I told him and the driver that if they didn't give me my change that the danfo will not go anywhere, infact I was ready to brawl with the agberoish conductor that stinks from excessive weed and dry gin, the few passengers left inside the danfo started begging until they gave me my change and I left them..

When I got home and narrated everything that transpired to my mom, she was angry and was like "what if something terrible happened to me, what if i got hurt blah blah".

But the fact is that if you aren't smart in Lagos, alot of people will take advantage of you, you have to be street smart and shine your eyes if you want to survive in Lagos.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Jacob Zuma In Prison by Iceyjayzz(m): 5:44am On Jul 10, 2021
DriveByKiller:
I stopped reading your lamentation series a long time ago...they are either watery or just plain soft.

Your word play and Penmanship need lots of help as your plight in your own country.

It's with joy I read your self-confessed jubilation making front page on a Nigerian forum and celebrating likes here like a noble prize.

It just says a lot.

Freed slaves always have unbroken attachment to their liberators.
That fool never cease to amaze me, such a useless xenophobic coon with no life. cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Jacob Zuma In Prison by Iceyjayzz(m): 5:43am On Jul 10, 2021
TMKsouth:


[s]You should change your mommy moderator, she's clearly a powerless intern. I hit FP despite your threats and failed attempts to spam this thread. I'm sitting on 80,000 views now (so u really put me in my "fvcking place"wink. YOU LOSE!

I also got as many likes as you on the first page for my sharp defence (aka Zulu Firewall/Irondome) - on your own Nigerian turf from your Nigerian homeboys cool. How humiliating cry cry cry. And thanks for the new followers u sent my way. So YOU LOSE again!

Moral of this story - you're a LOSER!

cc vioment (aka wimp or new loser sidekick), mysticwarrior, DrivebyKiller (old loser sidekicks aka lame grandpas)[/s]
This is why I said that you are a fvcking loser both online and offline, this jobless beech is celebrating because he made front page on a Nigerian forum? lol...nigga you should be ashamed of yourself, you will always be a useless Zulu xenophobic bastard grin
Religion / Re: Photos From Prophet TB Joshua's Burial by Iceyjayzz(m): 8:17pm On Jul 09, 2021
You are going to be missed TB Joshua, the good deeds you did on earth will never be forgotten.
Religion / Re: Photos From Prophet TB Joshua's Burial by Iceyjayzz(m): 8:12pm On Jul 09, 2021
gloriaunobi:
Ije uwa
The day I will catch you in my hands ehn
Religion / Re: TB Joshua's Burial: No PFN, CAN And Notable Christian Leaders by Iceyjayzz(m): 7:55pm On Jul 09, 2021
He will always be remembered for a generous man that he was

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ex-colombian Soldiers, US Bodyguard Involved In Moise's Assassination by Iceyjayzz(m): 5:59pm On Jul 09, 2021
Kill them all

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Sports / Re: Nina Farooqi Sacked From Her Job After Being Caught On TV At Euro 2020 (Photos) by Iceyjayzz(m): 4:39pm On Jul 09, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




Employees must learn to be honest at all times; bosses have a heart, that's why they were kind enough to employ you in the first place.

God bless mean bosses like this.

I remember back in the days, I had this worker that wouldn't let me score. She told me it was against her morals. First, she was married and secondly, she was a devout Muslim. So I let her be.

Four months later, my friend who came visiting invited me to his hotel room. There was drinks and they were chicks. I hurriedly showed up and amongst the naked chicks tucked in his bed was my married muslimah employee.

Well, she was the one I settled for. I screwed her like a prisoner who was out on parole. Her moans were loud and full of regrets. Not regrets of being caught but regrets of having neglected such a sweet preek all the while.

Long story short, she resumed work the next day to meet a sack letter and a 'thank you' card on her desk.
Honesty remains the best policy because there's no way I was going to trust someone who told me she was a saint yet svcked a stranger's preek like a vacuum cleaner.

A good boss must tolerate a lot, but should NEVER tolerate being outsmarted.
This guy cheesy
Politics / Re: Governor Ortom To Invite President Buhari To Commission Projects by Iceyjayzz(m): 4:36pm On Jul 09, 2021
Jones4190:
This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos.
Get sense
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke My Heart After I Furnished Her Rented Apartment by Iceyjayzz(m): 4:23pm On Jul 09, 2021
Doja2000:
I smell lies....
You are smart, the guy is lying

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke My Heart After I Furnished Her Rented Apartment by Iceyjayzz(m): 4:22pm On Jul 09, 2021
Xiaomi1:
you are the most stupid simp alive.
The guy is a troll, just ignore him cheesy

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Religion / Re: JUST IN: TB Joshua Finally Laid To Rest (photos) by Iceyjayzz(m): 4:21pm On Jul 09, 2021
May your soul continue to rest in peace TB Joshua
Romance / Re: As A Lady, Would You Accept Marriage Proposal From A Guy Living In This Room? by Iceyjayzz(m): 4:19pm On Jul 09, 2021
Say this place be like facebook?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Jacob Zuma In Prison by Iceyjayzz(m): 4:13pm On Jul 09, 2021
vioment:




Chairman you dey handle dem properly. They want to be spreading around based on south Africa's infrastructural beauty, built by white SA, Asian SA, and other Africans.


I no just get dem time today.
Don't mind those cretins, they are my slave here. I will make sure I put all of them in there fvcking place. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Reacts As Nigerians Drag Her For Kissing Her Father Mouth-to-mouth by Iceyjayzz(m): 1:12pm On Jul 09, 2021
And so?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Wears Bikini, Thanks Doctor For Successful Surgery (Photos) by Iceyjayzz(m): 9:44am On Jul 09, 2021
Why is this nonsense on front page? this forum have gone to the dogs.

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