₦airaland Forum

[color=#1980BC] By huitzilopotchli's balls we 've been starved of frontpage news that reading ludicrous and mundane topics such as this never gives us the awkward moment one has after losing a wrestling bout with a daughter of Sparta... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Northerners killing northerners.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] False alarm instigated by paid Apc propagandist to sway naive nigerians towards Tambuwal's cause all in bid to paint Gej's admin in black in the selfish interests of their political paymasters in the Janjwee.d Party... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] When Gej's admin hits a faux paux the janjweeds waste no time takin political advantage,we wonder where they hid their tongues after penultimate successful military onslaughts on BH... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Buhari is a thief and a bloody bigot.... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] PDP reps especially ihedioha are playing with their carreers or have already been 'tagged' as they suffer party chiefs on this Tambuwal issue....Luckily this plays into our hands as regards Imo State primaries and our principal Ararume. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] They should change it to Janj.aweed.org.com with the symbol of a fulani on horseback... [/color]

meforyou1:
and obasanjo, both senior and junior, that were both shot in d buttocks are what?

[color=#1980BC] How else can somebody be shot in the buttocks if not by fleeing the battlefield... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Failure of our intellgientia to spot Boko haram troop movements,how else do you suppose commanders stem a surprise attack from BH without aerial surveillance or despatchs from on-field case officers and field operatives....intellgience gathering isn't sitting down in plush offices sipping piña colada angling for the next promotion every two years but going into the bush,infiltrating BH ranks and giving the hard-suffering military something to work with via tip-offs,this system of federal character perpetuated by northerners in our secret service and won't allow for proactivity,synergy,merit and creativity fighting Boko haram..... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Stingy people no wan give us code... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Go! Go!! Captain De Gea!!.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] It is NEVER a sin,heck it is that which defines us as living primal beings...can breathing be sin? or the desire to quench our thirst? this societal repression of our sensuality is the reason our world is a mess today....."Man was made to make love"
Kamasutra 10,000BC... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Fantasy squad member Aguero shouldn't score fantasy captain De gea....else someone is gonna warm my bench.. [/color]

Gabbysky:
So where is your study basis for this hypothesis of yours?

[color=#1980BC] E=√mc⅔... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] There is something missing in this whole setup......oh yes,the igbo government official or military chief to be made scapegoat for this debacle... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This melodramatic 'fronting' by them ja.njweeds is laughable to say the least...Tambuwal's carreer in the house is finished not even a thousand APC 'bodyguards' can save him,he best retire to herding sokoto gudali.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] The fear of Ebola could have resulted her death... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Fake news,gullible nigerians.We aint going through a nuclear winter anytime soon neither are we to experience a catastrophic asteroid strike nor a simultaneous volcanic eruptions of every dormant crater in the Pacific ring of fire or elsewhere in the globe therefore No amount of solar storm can obstruct our daylight,on the contrary more solar storm=more solar energy=intense sunlight.....it pays to understand science. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Was there a more than a decade ago to visit its in-house cybercafe all the way from jumping Fedgo's boarding house fence at Odogbolu...it was dilapidated then,tis still dilapidated now.Some things just will never change.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] How is this epistle gonna delay the impending demise that is Tambuwal's political carreer.He cannot be of APC and still be speaker?! His chances are better served vying for sokoto's gubernatorial.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] I believe Kwankwaso is a sensible man,his types are what we need in the PDP...it best for him to reconcile and come back home to the fold of PDP.…thiefnub.u is only out to chop Kano's money in the APC. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Chambers just left me with 15points,Wanyama your head is correct.....less than half my squad played with 26 points...we need the rest to cough up the remaining 14 tomorrow.Falcao,CaptDe gea,Zaha,Vlaar,Adebayor and Lamela my eyes on you... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This is bullsh**t...f#*k chelsae... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Too many fake copycats.... [/color]

tuffgongjo:
Wrong.

[color=#1980BC] What?!...Kanu won the Epl 4times...Mikel twice or thereabouts.. [/color]

SLIDEwaxie:
[s]figurative speech are based on facts I hope u knw some english words are now being termed as 'old' ...u must wonder why..

Now, abt being oily..I love oil..palm oil...I drink it after food..it gives me that lubrication to the brain..but let's talk abt those Akpu of urs that bounces right at back at u when thrown to the wall...

I wonder how u guys survive eating those granite-like morsels [/s]

[color=#1980BC] Yeah we survive by turning Lagos into no man's land..[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Kanu Nwankwo... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Ibadam sheeple are so hungry that they celebrate Pizza outlet....No food for lazy ngbatis.. [/color]

SLIDEwaxie:
[s]there are pots called pressure pots, u dnt av to put them on fire..

So, the old saying of kettle and pot being black is obsolete..

Mr. Akpubrain...[/s]

[color=#1980BC] Dumb musings like these readily give one away as an oily brain....brain soaked in too much yorobar oily soup that it cannot understand the correllation btw literary elements and figurative speech.…pressure pots kó,gas cooker ní. [/color]