₦airaland Forum

Obiagelli:
Waiting for the 3rd front page appearance

[color=#1980BC] Quit wailing already.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] All we can deduce from this post is "rich" "rich" "rich".... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] The wife is just an idle drama-queen, unfortunately. [/color]

Poor Thing.

[color=#1980BC] OK, after all the propaganda, showmanship and razzmattaz, reality finally overcomes them thus we are back to square one. Our hearts just goes out to the gullible Nigerians who are within shooting range of this government flip-flop policies, propagandas and idiocies, let us forget her imbecilic piss-head leader from Daura as topic for another day .... we wouldn't mind the masturbating masturbators and Co getting shot to pieces, though . [/color]

[color=#1980BC] You must have to agree with Atiku, there 's a marked change... Into northocracy and economic decline.. No wonder the thief-baron is so smug at the moment. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] When we throw a dog a bone, we don't wanna know how good it tastes, if you fool another actress nay another woman into a sham marriage whilst already married, we'll cut your f**king jacobs off.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Immortan joe wont like this... But Amaechi would... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] We dont see how Union Bank funded three failed presidential campaigns and a political party from scratch...This PR stunt could bite both ways.. [/color]

nobeku:
WAIL TILL YOU DIE!

[color=#1980BC] That all you got? 'wail till you die', seriously? what a waste of spermatozoa. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] [b] Let us just go on a limb and put it to Buhari himself that his current plot to decieve the gullible wont wash, as we all have seen very well where he always stashes his Loot, using Aisha his wife as a front to not only deceive people as far as his so called ascetism is concerned but also using her name and business concerns as a front to launder money in Dubai and No 9 Udo udoma, Maitama or Asokoro or whatever. Of course our northern slaves and the masturbating masturbators will object vehemently to this, not to the fact that their imbecilic demi - god is worth at the very least a billion naira in liquid cash and another billion in real estate... How else is Zahara supposed to pay her annual school tuitions and lavish livestyle?! We know you cannot pay 40,000£ quid off the backs of 150 malnourished Daura cows, nor fund three failed elections and a political party from scratch.. Atiku , Obj nor IBB dare not try that except they are sitting on cash cows, which begs the question why is Buhari afraid of declaring his main cash cow ("Aisha) instead of regaling us, the exclusive and plush 5% as well as the gullible Nigerians on the marginal increase of his bovine friends from 150 to 270.. [/b] [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Any one that swallows this hurriedly concortted rubbish, will only have himself or herself to blame.... Our collective gullibility should end here.. [/color]

valboy20:
shi.t don't pay?

[color=#1980BC] Talk of the devil, give right hand and collect left hand.. besides we have a REAL job already. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] This is one of those days, you 'd like to be the fury man-god, Riddick. Unemotional, intimidating and an uncanny ability to suck life force from any Janjajweede APC groupie before the words "sai Buhari" can fully be vocalised.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Witchunting at its most reprehensible... Ogar should sue that imbecilic dullardinio from Daura and his relative at the helm of DSS.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] The hell is he on about? What a hopeless illiterate excuse for a President.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] He's just crazy about his money.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] At least we will have cheaper electricity.... to process our farm produce. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Forensic? We dont have that bullocks here in Nigeria else some body would have done their job and..'forensic' the corpse for sexual abuse. Swab the genital area for seminal fluid at 'the Forensic laboratory' maybe get a DNA match and slam the perp with an extra count charge of rapee. Nigerian police forensic our bl**dy **s[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Then throw in Carlitos Ikeme... Yes, Yes, we understand he drops a clanger or two and he's an accident waiting to happens but you must agree he has the best pedigree above all other goalkeepers at the moment... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] A sad day on the fury road, We hope he is granted safe passage to Mictlan, where the Heroes of time are known to await The Faithful Departed. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Nothing to worry about, just routine medical check up.... Not as if he was carried abroad soon after the crash, is it? . [/color]

valboy20:
ichidodo you and mad max: fury road ehn

BTW you stopped punting?

[color=#1980BC] Yeah, like a billion Years ago... [/color]

[color=#1980BC] If you cannot stand, how can you do war never mind corralling a stray girl friend? . [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Look at him.. So shiny, So chrome.. [/color]

armadeo:
Making sure I arrive shiny and chrome at the gates of Valhalla.

[color=#1980BC] Mediocre!.. Until you are awaited will Immortan joe himself carry you to the Shiny gates with much chrome. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Then he must go to the place of many mothers.. The Green Place, where mothers milk is fresh and pure. [/color]

armadeo:
I live I die I live again.

[color=#1980BC] Then you will be awaited to feast with the heros of time. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] You live, you die, you live again... Rest in the Shiny and Chrome halls of Valhalla, where you will feast with the heros of time.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Since the governor is a complete idiote, We all must take this debacle on his face value,Ofcourse being from that useless party, APC even Immortan joe and his war boys wouldnt be surprised. [/color]

armadeo:
We witness you.

[color=#1980BC] Mediocre!.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Both of them be poked in the spine just enough to be kept alive for Immortan joe to flay them and wear their skins as war booty... [/color]