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Dave is truly an engineer! He knows his onions... I kind of like him.

Sakie:
On The River

It was a hot summer day, but Inspector Varnike was on duty. The detective, along with his assistant, was chasing a criminal. Following in his footsteps, they found themselves on the shore of a small but very deep and rapid river.

The inspector and his assistant saw swimmers, approached them, and asked, “We are looking for a guy your age. He must be somewhere nearby. Have you seen him?“

”He ran past us a few minutes ago. He flung himself into the river right here. You can see him on the other side of the river! Hurry!“

The nice guy even offered to give Varnike his boat, but he refused.

“Let them run away,” said the inspector. ”Now I want to get acquainted with you.”

Why did the inspector decide to pay attention to the boys and not chase the fugitive on the other side?

The river deep and rapid. Also the inspector knew he was so close to the criminal, he wouldn't have gone dat far even if he was Michael welphs the simmer! The other guy @ the other end could possibly be another swimmer over there!

Sakie:
Apartment Complex in New York

In an apartment complex in New York, there are 100 married couples. When one of the husbands cheats on his wife with one of the other wives, his wife has no idea. With the large amount of gossip in the complex, all of the other wives know he is cheating. If a wife finds out that her husband is cheating on her, she kills him the following morning. Someone anonymously sends an email to all of the wives in the building saying that at least 1 man is cheating on his wife in the building.

How many husbands will be killed, and how long will it take?

None would be killed!

Sakie:
Hot summer day

It was a hot summer day, and a police detective decided to catch a little sun by the banks of a river. Suddenly, he heard a woman crying.

“What’s happened?“ he asked the sobbing girl. ”Please calm down, and tell me everything one step at a time.“

“That’s easy for you to say,” said the girl between sobs. ”You can’t even imagine how dear that bracelet was to me. I come here every day. Today I took off my bracelet while sunbathing, placed it on top of my book, and accidentally fell asleep. I woke up, and my bracelet wasn’t there anymore.”

The inspector fell into deep thought. There were no footsteps left by other people in the sand around where the girl had been sitting, apart from her own. There were no other people in the vicinity. It followed that only one of the regular visitors to the beach could have taken the bracelet. These people had now formed a thick wall all around the inspector. He looked at them, and within a moment understood who could have taken it.

The guy with d hook

This man lacks idea or he is been deluded! For some time he has been silent after making 'rat pursuing the president statement' and I think dats OK and good for him, until now again blaming Gej for this appointment, terrible!!

fabre4:
Calling Igbo's a race made me so proud that I'd ignore every other thing you posted but just knw nothing last forever you will need Igbo's help one day... do not let the stupid legacies of Awolowo and Azikiwe separate the south

'separate the south'... since when have they been together That is the tactics of the 'UNITED NORTH'. U know it and I know it. But then, u know nothing js

menace1:
NEXT TIME IGBOS CALL YORUBAS COWARDS, BETRAYALS, SHOW THEM THIS POST...

During the June 12, 1993 Presidential election, Abiola won only Anambra State, the other South East States voted for Tofa (a northerner). Cross River, Delta, Edo voted for Abiola. An Igbo person (Arthur Nzeribe) got an overnight black-market judgment to annul Abiola's election; when it was becoming obvious that he would win.

Note that the Igbo man together with a northerner (the judge) and military dictator IBB(another northerner) saw to the annulment of the election. I need not remind you that the Electoral Chairman (Professor Humphrey Nwosu ) at that time was also an Igbo man. In 2008 he published a book in which he claimed that Babangida was not to blame for annulling the election.

During the fights to restore democracy, great Nigerians like Frank Kokori, Alfred Rewane, Ken Saro Wiwa, Kudirat Abiola, Gani Fawehinmi, Abraham Adesanya, Wole Soyinka and other democracy activists fought against Abacha. Some of them were killed, others hounded out of the country, Odumegwu Ojukwu and his colleagues were busy frolicking with Abacha, he even traveled to the US at a time to shore up the image of Abacha (a northerner who was trying to turn himself into a democratic life-president).
That reminds me, another "Kanu" back then organized the "Youth Earnestly Ask for Abacha" rally. Onyeka Onwenu sang the praises of Abacha at the rally.

These guys wined and dined with the conservative northern oligarchs back in the day; but now that the arrangement is no longer suitable, they think burning down the country should be the only way out. Me think, that is childish; only infants try to scatter the game when they lose.

Till date, no Yoruba group has come out to call Igbo people "betrayals", "cowards" or "animals" for the action of some Igbo elites. We understand that the elites do not represent an entire ethnic group.

Next time, they call Yoruba people betrayals show them this post; next time they call us cowards, tell them, the only successful offensive ever undertaken by Biafra against Nigerian territory was led by a Yoruba man, Victor Banjo. Remind them also that cowards don't build empires.

They should also be reminded that their enemy is not the man from the other tribe, but their own "elites". They should learn to hold their leaders to account.

Why you people keep forgetting Fajuyi Adekunle Which Igbo man would be so patriotic to that extent... giving his life for what he or she believes especially when he/she is in 'comfort'.

I don't like tribal war but I must mention the man Adekunle Fajuyi.

People like Victor Banjo are known for their bravery @ war, but Fajuyi is just fine brave man!

watchwoman:
Good development, but my grouse with this man is that he is not close to the people neither does he feel their plight unlike oshiomhole,he makes policies without consulting anyone. What This man useless Policies did to me today ehn, I will never forget in a hurry

Policies might not be convenient @ first! If well done, it could serve better purpose.

Change d spelling of ur psalms. I luv d verse... deep calleth... .

dahmie2013:
No, it's @ canaan land, Ota. If u want 2 come, let me know where u're located, so I can give u a proper description.

It's all branches!!! Attend anyone close to you or any ur led

aweade:
Is like you are a muslim
U've forgotten Job comes before Romans in the Bible

Na wa oo, which kin reply person no go see here! Lol

L3G3ND:
lol Nigga if you judge me by what i post here and you get pained by whatever i put on here then you ae doing it at your detriment
find someone else to pick on

You replied every reply maturely, but ur dp ehn!

CIBN... Though I prefer u go in for your ICAN

Eglobalma:
shes my neigbour o....there is so much sadness in my house right now. what a life

Eeya, my condolence. rip to her

FFK should refrain from making public statements on sensitive issues like this for a while. Even if all des journalists seek out his opinion on certain issues, he should refrain. There are more concerned Igbos dat can do d talking! Silence to him should be golden.

Fair enough!

I believe Dave would have the president's ear while on board to the US.

Let the killings, maiming and this attack stop!

It's wonderful having such great apostles from our land and in our generation. I believe in Bible based prophesies like that of Elton u quoted. However, the prayer now is that God should give Nigerians a heart of love for one another, morality in all we do and contentment. This country need His presences more than ever.

Thanks op

OK, lemme try to b fair here!
It seems whenever PMB is around, bad things happen in this country (he might not wish it though). After the havoc, he runs away (remember he often say "I wanted running away'). Leaving the mess for Osinbajo to clear. I bet it, VPO would have his hand full this time. Only God will help him to clear this latest mess. lol.. . No harm intended pls, just observation!

Have been trying to pick 1 or 2 goodnews this state Nigeria has in the last 2 months! Any from your state, lga?

Just goodnews pls!

wwwkaycom:
Thank God some people are already volunteering suggestions and advises for the op, that you have no suggestion doesn't mean others don't too. How can you draw conclusion that he isn't properly trained just because he bared his mind, thinking he'll get genuine suggestions on the way forward, God guide your mind bro.

Amen

Buhari keep creating jobs in the North, disaster in the East. Not dat I support the way kalu is going about his agitation. He, however should have known better that diplomacy and not violence can only achieve ceding in this kind of country we find ourselves. If not for anything, we are too interwoven in this country.

Sorry to doubt ur person. I don't think you are what you claim. If you are, then you are not properly trained. No one here, I mean this platform that can provide you with the help you seek. It's all complain I see here! God guide your path.

Seun:
Most professional liars would have denied all the allegations. When you keep denying a crime, you can even cause the people who caught you in the act to doubt what they saw. Littlefinger was supposed to be the best liar, so he should have known that. Admitting that he murdered Lysa was his worst mistake because it cost him the support of the Vale army. I still enjoyed the scene because the actor did a great job.

I think LF was just too surprised hearing his exact words like deja vu coming on him. No chance for him to work on people's mind. He gave himself out not easily, just d rush on him.

Congrats to him...

Really? I This is getting serious! I think FFK will start minding his business or at least refrain from some talks...

The question is : Is Atiku the right person for Nigeria?... I guess not.

Taught of NewAPC.
Actually, NewAPC of NewPDP. The alignment has started already.

Danieldexii:
wt of baba abiara?

Retired

I see this... Just be prayerful and follow ya mind

Rip to the priest.

This is so sad. I A kind of news that portray Nigeria has been evil. Return from abroad to bury his dad only to be killed in the process.

.. it's well

... She lured u into it? Can't Emenike behave like Joseph?
... and the woman, cos she has something on her man made her go nut... terrifying!
... man should pay attention to family as well. Though, Some1 said Wat goes around comes around..

captleonerd:
afenifere is always making the mistake of trying to speak for all yorubas without proper consultation. same mistake they made in 2015 when they promised Jonathan Yoruba votes.

clowns

.. but the submission, isn't it logical?
.. many of these interviews are assumed to be d mind of majority of its members. As a spokesman, if u grant interview, u speak the mind of ur people, I believe.

.. and where are the oloshos now!!...
Our security agents in dis country contributes to Nigeria woe..

When did nigeria go asleep?

It has been retrogression since independence.

God have mercy!