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lawrenzooo:
One thing led to another and he had to tell me!! More so I think I can trust him enough.

You think? Or you know? You see that's where the problem is. Both of them lied so if someone has to go on probation, it must be two of them. Besides its only your friend that can do you in. But like I said earlier, its your call...peace

Bennyzino:
But u know what I mean
Let's not play game of words

if I get ur number then we could move on from here.

Yeah I know what you mean. But sorry NL to me is for fun...and the only thing that ensures that is the anonymity of members. So let's just keep it here...friends?

Well she might not be cheating on you (like someone above me suggested). Some people just naturally have a problem with telling the truth...so they lie about basically everything. Now let's face it, what's in it for her that she had to lie about that? Absolutely nothing!!! So you can break up with her or not...its your call.

But to me its your friend you should be more worried about. I mean he admitted to telling the girl not to tell you and then he goes right back and tells you...doesn't that tell you something

Bennyzino:
Oh!
I don't want to loose u to someone else .. I promise to slow down a bit as soon as I get ur number

Loose me? That's a serious one... Do you loose what you don't have

Bennyzino:
Hmm wch pls translate to english

It doesn't really have a direct translation to English ooh. But it means something like..you're running too fast.

Bennyzino:
Pls inbox me your number..

Lolz...I na-agba speed ooh

Cutehector:
hi

Hello

Bennyzino:
Maybe u should try a new date

Okay...please would you be my lover?

jackpot:
another sign that she wants to have sex

Yes ooh

Bennyzino:
I could make u squirt

Abeg goodnight...

Bennyzino:
Mummy ke!
That pee-like visual is probably ur squirt . And ..Ben would be just fine

Well it couldn't be...cos I don't squirt

Bennyzino:
Hmm

** smiles and tip toes towards her**

Benjamin! Benjamin!! You no hear since wey mummy dey call you Meanwhile what is that on the Cushion? You mean you peed on the chair? Mummy must hear this

Receive sense IJN...

Bennyzino:
Lol
You just brought out ur tongue ..wow u trying to seduce me

No...**pushes bumbum up and catwalks right in front of him towards the door**

Thought closing eyes while kissing was a reflex?

Bennyzino:
Ok u re right..we always want it..we came outta there so we always find ways of getting back in.
And am interested if that is...

Meant if the girl is interested...in other words, wasn't asking you

Randyhot:
..i remember those kind of insults we use on eachother when were just kids playing around the neighbourhood lol...go and wash ur teeths before talking to me...go and wash ur pants before talking to me...mmmnmnhhmh they are smelling.

Now I know your level...underneath the mud cos I didn't play with such
So I'm just gonna shake you off and step up... Go and look for those people you played with when you were small so you can tumble in the mud with them. If they've also stepped up, you can go after your lady 15...

Bennyzino:
Babe why u talk so na? Only 1 outta 10 girls will come out straight that they want sex.

Most times they give u colors of lights.

You know wahramsaying

I don't know wahurasaying. Besides most times girls don't need to want to cos you guys are there to want it. All you've to do is set the pace and we'll follow...if interested that is

Randyhot:
..your mama isnt even off my radar..

Okay... Naa so e dey take start. Next thing now somebody will come and say one girl wicked gan...say she ask for third round

No go r@pe person ooh...cos apart from 5, all others are meanings you'll read into harmless acts when YOU want to have $ex...

Randyhot:
.its randy baby..pray i dont come to dinner to ur house with a bouquet of flowers and my killer smile..i will drop all the females there in tubaba stlye.

You think I'm 15 Sorry check the next bus stop

Well I wasn't born in the olden days so I wouldn't know

halfrica:
He fit done knack d girl sef
wan kan push d blame on d girl sha

You still dey think am? You no see em moniker?

ADVANTAGES OF NOT HAVING A LOVER.
1.You can sleep well.
2.You can save time and money.
3.No worries about how you look.
4.No missed calls in the midnight.
5.No need to recharge more than twice a day.
6.You can talk to all boys/girls any time and anywhere.
7.You can eat well.
8.No scolding from parents/guardians.
9.You can eat in any restaurant.
10.You can visit anybody.
11.You can pick any call,any time and anywhere without being questioned.
12.You don't need to worry about missed calls.
13.Your spiritual life is up-to-date.
Pls am I right?.

You're definitely NOT right
1. If bf/gf wahala makes you lose sleep then you're a learner
2. You might save time, but money...really Since the general ideology is that guys do the spending in a relationship, how does not having a lover save me money as a lady?
3. That is true if you dress to impress others...well I don't
4. Missed calls at midnight? Are you in primary 5 Cos last I checked no matured person does midnight call anymore...Abi you be witch nii
5. Unless you normally Recharge with N100 cards, why would you need to do that?
6. Unless you've got something to hide, having a lover shouldn't prevent you from talking to other people. Unless you want to specify the kinda things you mean by talk...
7. This one I don't even know where to start. . But I think I can remember a thread on how love and food go hand in hand...
8. Again are you in primary 5?
9. What do you mean? Who's preventing you before?
10. If your name is Jega, then ride on
11. Unless your lover is a monitoring spirit or you've got skeletons in your cupboard, that is also totally unnecessary
12. Hmmm... What about from those parents and guardians you seem so scared of?
13. Now this one point made me decide to go through all this trouble of replying you. So the only sin now is fornication and those that go with it? I'm happy to put it to you that you're so wrong. So for all of you self-righteous people who think they've secured front seat in heaven cos they ain't having $ex, you need to have a rethink...like yesterday...

The only thing me I know is...odi k'odi kposa, odi k'odi egolu

Lemme update for OP
Then he looked at me angrily and stomped towards me. And as he was about to head butt me (did I also mention that he's referred to as triple H, Azin Hammer Head of Horror?), I saw the soldiers my cousin went to call and I laughed real hard. He got confused again and...
Next update coming soon











Y'all wanna know how I know the story right? Well, I am...

Maybe you're searching for love too desperately... Relax girl cos it feels so good to be single when its your decision. Only in the state of singleness can you accurately know what you want...every other thing is comparison between two options

Seems something is wrong with your third leg for to have experienced all that. Is there any chance that it is small?

Since I didn't get to see this post early enough I'll just let this slide cos I'm sure my brothers and sisters here most have handled you in the proper manner you deserve...as a slowpoke that is...


Just want to add one more thing...I heard Bini people sabi winchi winchi things wella so go and beg the witch that ate your brain to please do something asap. If she refuses, then branch to the nearest church so the pastor can pray some sense into you

Where are the elders come ooh..your children are ready for takes by moonlight




My fellow ladies make una shine your eyes ooh...eligible bachelors naa them go full here ooh
I don already sight one above me

gainesborough:
We did I was thinking she will change when we marry but she has gotten worse.

Ooh she did same things then but you thought she would change Isorite. Lemme think...will try and comment tomorrow

No offense intended...
Didn't you guys date before deciding to get married? Like did pastor tell you two all those holy spirit said two of you should get married story??