₦airaland Forum

Elxandre:
Na your type zombie dey bite for first episode

Chai!!! Why evulz Lmao

First of all, what led him to that situation? Like failed business? Went to school but couldn't land a job? You know all these normal Nollywood kinda stories

Second of all, please enlighten us...Shebi na original shoemaker abi naa all these roadside shoe repairers? You know like the nursery rhyme "cobbler cobbler mend my shoe"

Third of all what is your sister, apart from a graduate that is? After all we all know that to become a graduate in Nigeria isn't that much of a big deal again. And that there are graduates with a mighty BUT attached to theirs

refiner:
lol...same wif me...I can't marry Hausa...nt atall...i cant imagining myself turning into a muslim buh I will love to marry from oder tribes...

Not even about the Moslem thingy...after all a lot of Yorubas are Moslems. But I would sooner settle for a Yoruba Moslem than any Hausa...even if he's a Christian

Salym:
Yeah sure. Islam has prevented them from immorality and sinful living.

So it's only the ladies that are prone to sinful living that they have to be safeguarded? Besides, unless you're talking about those of them they give out in marriage once they can accurately pronounce their names, I put it to you that wearing long hijabs don't mean the ladies are morally sound.

refiner:
sweet couples.....buh y is it Hausa's hardly marry from oder tribes....as for me I will lov to marry from anoder tribe...love it

If you're from another tribe, would you like to marry into Hausa land? As for me ooh, no matter how we preach one Nigeria, marry another tribe..yes... Marry Hausa...No

Nubian113:
Thank you
Time saved ##:##

Lolz...you're welcome

goodlifehyd:
Since your fathers FORTH for it why can't you also FIFTH for your self

Since you decided to use this train of thought, I'm pleased to point out an error in your post... You could have used that "FIFTH FOR YOURSELF" statement if he said "OUR FATHERS FOURTH." But then he used FORTH...

Remove the log in your eye first....thank you.

ExInferis:
What is evil?

1. People hating others for no just cause, calling them animals and illiterates.

2. People seeking to destroy another country violently by waging a war of secession.

3. People claiming to be peaceful protesters, but barricading roads and bridges, holding sticks and clubs, burning mosques and other people's properties.

May your evil remain confined to your destitute, derelict, dilapidated, eroded region.

Apart from seeking secession, what other thing that you accuse the Igbos of have YOU not done...and more from your posts on this singular thread? So my dear as its obvious you live in an ice house (cos glass is even more stable), make sure you don't throw stones. I don't engage in tribal wars...but I guess that's just too difficult for your brain (if you have one) to process. So let there be peace in our land. Adopt the policy of live and let's live and Nigeria will be better. I would have said it starts with me and you, but seeing as you need it more, it starts with YOU.

Ooh and one more thing... Check my signature and if you realize you don't meet the requirements (as I would very much expect), please stay off my mentions. Graçias...

ExInferis:
The lesser animals that wouldn't accept US into their folds are in the streets protesting for an animal farm called biafra.

You don't need to twist what I said. I was referring to you as a human being that you're supposed to be and not any tribe in particular. You need to be purged of evil because that's what you are and no society, irrespective of tribe or religion needs evil among them...

As for the problem of Biafra and Nigeria, all I can say is let there be peace in our land...

ExInferis:
Oh, and a single fleck of paint on a mosque is worth more than the lives of 10 igboes.

With a reasoning like this, you're not fit to live among humans. Even lesser animals wouldn't accept you into their fold...wtf

Errrrrmmmm...which other careers remain after those ones? Na just make I know where I go from choose naa em make me I dey ask ooh

Because WE (using we because you generalized and I'm a lady) want to be like men..you know the whole what is good for the goose is good for the gander thing











#balances on flying broom and zooms outta thread#

Please I need that red gown

chronique:
Pls don't make the mistake of marrying him out of pity. Marriage is forever and if you can't endure what he has to offer,there's no point being with him. You have the right to be happy and that means you must make a decision that comes from your heart;not one taken out of compulsion. I understand your point of view when you talk about the kind of lovely kids ou wanna have and all that. As a guy,I also take that seriously and can't imagine spending the rest of my life with a lady I'm not attracted to cos I'd never be happy being with her. I'm quite selective with ladies and of course,I'd love to blend my genes with someone who'd complement my looks. I know a lot of people will castigate us for feeling the way we feel but trust me,God knows the desires of each and everyone of us,and what makes us happy. I don't think He'd be wicked enough to force us to settle for what we don't want. I personally won't marry a lady that is not attractive to me;I can't and won't be able to cope with the union. I'd love to have lovely cute kids. When I was much younger,I used to detest kids that didn't look good to the point that I wouldn't even carry them,and used to feel irritated just by them touching me. That has changed now though,due to maturity...

Perfect answer to this question... Thank you for your honesty jare.

nyben4eva:
@OP, I wish that guy doesn't end up marrying you because you'll cheat on him,disrespect him even in public and you'll end up making him feel so frustrated.People like you have very low self esteem and are from a very poor and disorganized back ground.
You don't marry a man because of his looks,his wealth or family back ground;you marry him for what you see in him that no one else sees.

You're a very proud and gold digging woman that believes in fantasy instead of reality and that's what's going to keep you from getting married for as long as possible.
Why don't you ask your ex boy friends why they refused to marry you?The reason is as simple as this: your nasty character.

For your mind now you made sense abi? Well clap for yourself... What if she doesn't see anything in the guy that no one else doesn't see Everybody has a turn off and what if the totality of the mans physical appearance is a turn off for her Does it mean that people no longer have the right to wait for what they truly want for fear of remaining single The questions I've for you are endless but I'll stop here.

The only wrong I know the OP is doing now is stringing him along to the extent of fixing a date...she should call it off asap.

Jennifer89:
why are you dating a man you are not physically attracted to? Why should a man you claim you haven't say yes to fix a date for 'the main thing' which i assume is marriage? well, if you know you don't love him and you are not physically attracted to him don't marry. you can never force it!

Most times these things are not that easy. They might not be literally dating. I know someone I've told more than 2 times that we're not in a relationship. He keeps coming back to the same issue and asking what he should do for me so that I'll accept we're in a relationship. I guess he's thinking maybe its about bugging my life and buying things...and since he's not around I'm complaining. He has failed to accept the fact staring him in the face that I'm not attracted to him (for reasons very similar to that of the OP ). Most of these guys that allow desperation get the better of them in the name of marriage (mostly first sons that ain't young anymore) behave this way. I'm starting to realize that its not just ladies that get desperate when it comes to this marriage ish.

Now he's planning seriously to come back for Christmas. I just hope he doesn't have proposing to me in mind...because the way I'm viewing him from my vantage seat he wants to do all these public proposals when he comes back. Well God forgive me for what will happen that day

So OP, biko run for your life. There should be something attracting you to somebody. Don't settle because of pity. I don tok my own...

keyzid:
Three type of ladies I treat as a queen.

1. My Mother
2. My Blood
3. My legally married wife

Before she becomes your legally married wife, she must've been your girlfriend...
And if you couldn't treat her right as a girlfriend, she might never get to be your wife...
And even if she does, old habits die hard so you can't just change and start treating her like a queen

braine:

That baby smell is soo true!!

Someone should please tell us that of 20years and above for Yoruba, coz me no understand those Igbo words o.

Abuba eke = python fat
Abuba agwo = snake fat
Abuba enwe = monkey fat
Abuba udene = vulture fat
Aja nso = holy sand
Nnu nso = holy salt
Basically that's it

M4gunners:
True gunners. If u marry this kind of woman for house, mehn you no go even have interest outside to cheat on her.

I dey pity you...

hamzeiy:
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laffin out loud...holding on anything fact or not, to remain relevant..anyway as i said earlier on..we dont care what disgustin pple like you think.you dont matter or even exist for all i care..this would be my last response to your blabbles.i have better things to do with my time

Yeah I'm sure you do...have better things doing I mean. ...














Like strapping a bomb to your body or finger.ing a minor

hamzeiy:
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mumu wia u dun see malam marry 50..you know fully well the limit is 4 but your stupidity and stinking pus.sy no go mke you reason well...girl no come my way oh..else you go run from nairaland
.dirty thing

And trust the paedophiles not to be able to make one complete sentence without mentioning pussay Anyway better do go die your own so you go meet your 100 + 72 bonus Virgins.

Ooh and as for running from NL

neoapocalypse:
You make it sound as though he had only one bomb blast through out his tenure , and just so you know baba is away on a presidential meeting which would make it almost impossible to just up and leave , we don't have pictures or videos of him at present but I don't think he'll be dancing shoki after a bomb blast.

Presidential meeting koo Ogbanje meeting nii... Naa so that man go dey waka about till em sell Nigeria to em people still tell them make dem keep change...

neoapocalypse:
Don't mind mind dem jare , was he not dancing shoki after a bomb blast during his tenure

He danced shoki after A bomb blast during his 6 YEAR tenure... How many blasts have we had in 6 MONTHS baba took over and what has he been doing

hamzeiy:
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so whats your point exactly..pornography should be encouraged? so that our kids will become adulterous like yours?
we rather marry early than do that..imbeci.le

Bros Abeg carry your two left legs comot from here...no dey buga anyhow. Wetin concern marrying early with adultery and porn No be Alhajis with all their 50 wives naa dem still chase women pass? Na hypocrisy na em go kill una finish for that north (ie if una boko brothers no fit finish wetin dey start )

Splashy007:
THANK GOD FOR THE FIGHT AGAINST IMMORALITY... I Hope Lagos State Gov will adopt this idea.

No it won't because it has more important things doing. Besides I'm sure it's only in places as backward as that kano that ardent porn viewers would still be relying on buying porn in CDs instead of downloading online.

People unable keep 10 commandments but been giving themselves extra rules since 1200

Allee90:
A message to all Igbos that are insulting northerners. The more you us(Northerners), the more we distance you from smelling the seat of power. We thank Allah that no Igbo man will be president again

Please bring your head out of your a$$. No be person wey dey alive the struggle for leadership Abi naa when una brothers don massacre una finish naa em una go come dey lead Nigeria

rattlesnake:
Beginning of spiritual issues for d idibias...after my dad recieve coronation probe began in my family and someone died

Coronation leads to corrosion

Tah! Oya clean your mouth osiso. How can you be saying such a thing Whatever happened to you people had very little or nothing to do with coronation itself. Maybe go and ask your daddy what he did before, during or after the coronation if you really believe it had something to do with it. Besides, so if your dad didn't receive the title nobody would ever die in your family Biko receive sense...even if naa 5 naira own

If to say naa so e dey happen...

Darlduchi:
Start with calculating how many of his Children you all murdered to keep your contraption one. Think about the pregnant women of Biafran extraction that experience crude Caesarian operation on the streets of Kano Kaduna etc, and shut up for a minute and listen to the voice of that unborn child as the first knife cut send shock and pain through his spine.

God is not mocked, whatever you sowed you will reap. Prepare slaughter for his children for the inniquity of their fathers, but in your case, your fathers are still alive to witness a recompense.

People been reading the Bible upside down since 1550