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Cutehector:
anyone of them... Darn serious abt it...

Then you're on a long thing cos unless I become as dumb as OP and his ex, you won't even know I'm on NL...and I know its same for most people. People love NL because its faceless.

None of my real life friends knows my moniker...that is if they even know I'm a member. And if I find out you already know, na to deactivate start afresh ooh. Abeg I appreciate my privacy...

Cutehector:
Neva date a nairaland chic!

Do you really mean that literally? Azin don't date any girl on NL? Or you meant don't date someone you met on NL?

Bennyzino:
Babe u don't need anyone's opinion about you. You are sweet and beautiful inside Envy of all

Okay...ayaf hear

shoksimba:
I'll advice you not to be a judge in this. You're a lady I guess, make your submission

What do you mean by my submission?

Female best friend you say If she was such a best friend then I think she must have hung out with you and your girlfriend more than once. They're meant to have gotten reasonably close. And most importantly, she would have known about the supposed surprise visits from best friend. Since she's acting up, it means you haven't been telling her...and you not telling her means you're hiding something. And if you're hiding something then this your dilemma is really a good thing for you...to chose who you really want... If this becomes the case, then I don't see how it concerns me so I'm outta here.

4C2215131:
Er no, you are just possessed. But with what, I don't know. Just messing with you.

Damn! I think that was supposed to be funny











Then why am I not laughing

Examples of such statements would go a long way in helping us judge your case...

This is a serious one

KanwuliaJara:
You are only being childish. All you need to do is grow up.

Okay...I have

Bennyzino:
Hello ..how was ur day I don't know what am feeling right now It can't be love because how can I love someone I haven't seen? Well it can't be crush either. Maybe its a new type of feeling that is indespicable The feeling of inner joy and certainty The feeling of instinctive attraction The feeling of optimism This 'feeling' is what I have for you

Hehehe...you learn the thing wella. Thank you

funsho75:
This thing is somehow true...it describes me..

Glad to be of help. Most often your zodiac describes you better...it sums up all those introvert-extrovert, temperaments, etc thingy.

Segunod:
You will approach the marriage committe or pastor in charge with your conviction about who God has chosen for you as a wife or husband. @ OP do your investigation very well....

Now what's the difference Church been making people act dumb since 1704...

funsho75:
still think I need more explanation. .. sorry I can be had to teach... lolz

Oya ask google...I heard he's everybody's friend

Is that why guys on NL have taken it upon themselves to nag ladies to death Now I see.




Well its not our fault...its just what we are and one of the things we were created for...to feel fly while you guys struggle to just get a sniff

Philipjustice:
guy,wateva age she told u she is add am 5 more years datz her real age. . . Diz girls can lie

This kinda thought is why I just go ahead and add 5 years to my real age when somebody asks...

This is why they say leave everything ex in the past but people will not hear...

funsho75:
u won embarrass me.. I no understand English like that nw.. and I no too like Dic..
just say it in a simpler way.. ma

Lolz...you're not serious. What's your star sign?

What is happening on NL today Na so so Yeye love story just full everywhere...Nawa ooh

funsho75:
yer we are cool.. but we are boring. we can't keep a conversation we don't party. we don't flex. we don't drink. we don't hv numerous gf.. even most time, we want too and most "Team V" are introverts we are always friend zoned..
sometimes I just hate that am one. lolz.

Eeyah...what's your zodiac?

nwadiuko1:
the finer the girl the duller the brain

You see your life Who taught you that poo

nawtibownie:
I don't think its a bad thing. Just take your time because guys out there are irresponsible and very full of deceit. All guys are the same jhor. Your man will come at the right time.

All guys are the same...so which man are you now telling her to wait for

She means she's free and there's promo going on now...limited copies available...so grab your copy now

housestark:
Lol, this is pretty awkward. He should just answer it like guys would, I'd give a few options:

1. "Omo, wtf is this mahn? I know say na that Femi girl you wan send this message to".

2. Wetin dey worry you?

3. Oga, no dey ask me JAMB question abeg.

Your head dey dia...Oya chop knuckle

AfroKnight:
Sweetheart I'm not corrupt o. It's just "one kind". Make guy dey give him fellow guy dat kine lyrics. Something is wrong somewhere. Better to avoid the guy before he go get liver tell me "I love you".

Are you scared of I love you?

Its because you and your friend and AfroKnight are very corrupt Maybe the guy was just looking for a friend to TALK TO

FREEEMANAN:
You need Jesus love.... Scroll up and see ladies commenting...
PS: I jealous the 15 packs.... Not the saggy balls..

At least you agree you're jealousing something
P.S.: I don't recall mentioning what you guys are jealous of

Is that your friend on NL If not, then I believe you're missing the targeted consumer... In other words, this your advice dey miss road.

Only guys commenting so far I smell something on this thread...any other lady getting that awful smell? It smells somehow like jealousy

Tell him that alcohol is not a fast enough way of killing. Since he now likes drinking, he should just go for like one bottle of JIK.

Finally when he dies and reaches wherever people go when they die, if he didn't see his age mates there, he should start coming back. But then I'm sure his mates will yakpa there... Rubbish

Really? In this computer age some people are still using abacus Isorite