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8. How much do you sell your Ariel detergent?
7. Do you have tummy tummy noodles?
6. Give me Joyful diapers
5. Spare tyre
4. Reverse
3. As I earlier said
2. Torch light
1. What is it by your time?



so?

andysnoopy:
But you still need Love

Yes

andysnoopy:
LOL... You are a girl and you need LOVE.

Na love we go eat?
Love - money = suffering (bad life)
Money - love = management (good life)
Money + love= heaven (fantastic life)

How come you forgot to add money?

I'm a woman and I need money ooh

Chaleeee:
Na him pay for the performance be that.

Lolz...e fit be ooh

He carry the money go BBA launch? Abi no be that top he wear perform skelewu there?

No 5 and 8 are not totally true. Some houses built in the '90s have the restroom and bathroom outside the main house and those bathrooms ain't got no shower so buckets have to be used. Most of such houses I'm talking about are always fenced. So those that mean the man is poor?

Sepp360:
lolz!... Now you remind me another reason why men are much better than women!... Thanks dear!...

You're welcome

Sepp360:
lolz!... That's cool babe; i love the spirit.


But wait oo, are you trying to tell me that you've never for one day regretted the fact that you're a woman? Talk true!..

Only when I come across situations that need kicking some a$$e$ (and I mean that literally) and I realize I can't do that cos I ain't got the muscles of a man

If you want it, go for it baby! Everyone's got crap in their life...be it tangible or intangible... BOL

Sepp360:
lolz!... That's how we roll. Men don't waste scarce natural resources. I'm a proud man, anyday, anywhere, anytime...



don't feel undermined, pls. It's just for the fun.

Undermined kee? I'm far to proud of the lady I am to be bothered by such trivial matters...i know it's for fun

Sepp360:
You don't need to waste your own blood every month like a possesed ritualist.

Buhahahahahahaha...you're not serious. That got me really rotflmao...

Congrats to them...e no easy

The girl fine sha

kreezzy: Hmmmmmm.................NO ,NO ,NO ,NO,
I want to woo Emilo26 oooooo, so waka go front small

Hehehehe...i guess we've got to fight for his heart then

Ayaf confuse ooh...who do I now choose?


Dygeasy when does the wooing start?

kenex4ever: Don't edit nothing abeg, this one is so cool

Okay

Dygeasy:

we shall be here when you are ready to declare your interest.

And I would do that soon enough...

Dygeasy: This is your chance bae

And I won't let it pass me by boo

Tallesty1: Ekwensu ewere aka ekpe woro oji ummunna

Ndi nna nna anyi ha ewere aka nri naputa ya oji umunna

kenex4ever: Cool

Are you okay with that one or should I still edit?

kenex4ever: Madam ideyhere abeg try update/edit ur signature. If u get what I mean

Okay...ayaf heard

Dygeasy: Just leave am like that.

I am eligible na. Make we just leave am.

I for say ooh...because e don teh weh me dey eye you

Dygeasy: See above. If you feel your name should be there just quote me and it shall be done.

No be pride, I no just sabi everybody.

#theladiesmustwoous

Thank you. Let us help our ministry ourselves.

Oga dygeasy...i no see your name there ooh...abi you no dey eligible for wooing?

BlackStallion: But u_dey_here na
Babe no fall my hand oo, I don latch onto u. If you try commot me u go wound oo

hian! I never even woo you you don dey threaten me

Okay...oya clap for ya self

BlackStallion: Masetekoriamasoto!! I call forth those things that be not, like say 'dem dey here'

And dem go dey here

Babes weh Una dey?? Make we proove these guys wrong and show them how its done

BlackStallion: I dey believe you, based on woo you be
Dygeasy pls note, no put sand sand for my garri oo

Daris vewi good...because they say believe and you shall receive

BlackStallion: I'm going to change my moniker to John_Woo, hope you ladies can take a hint?
If not, na to create new female profile woo myself oo. No time, I'm kuku the only cockroach in my cupboard anyway

Hehehehe...don't worry you hear? I'm coming to woo you

Weh emilo26? E be like say na you sure pass ooh

tochilastborn: NSK will produce Gov'nor nxt yr

The ugwuanyi guy right?