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chimerase2: hey beloved yep |
You must be a landlady there to know the population of visitors ![]() |
100Cents: All the ladies are annoyed with me for saying the truth.oya bring rope and hang us ![]() |
Price? |
Its a free world and everybody is entitled to dress whichever way they deem fit...you don't have to put somebody down because of how they choose to act. Last bomb: Give me her body and I'll definitely rock that dress ![]() |
Olufemiolaolu: She is a real Bimbo n a pathetic fool. Didnt she read d rules of d sch b4 she got admitted? Olodo girl y she no go public university?And you are? ![]() |
Airforce1: Only Road side prosttitutes dress like thatI guess you patronize them regularly to be conversant with how they dress ![]() |
temigracie: ...Bullsh*t!!!....He should be happy another guy is looking at his chic....Don't mind them...the sooner they realize that if guys don't scope your babe then something is wrong with her, the better for them ![]() |
temigracie: ..@op..Please whats the point??He's just letting you know that anytime you go to see your bf, if a guy smiles at you, tight your face and go and tell your bf so that he can go and tidy the guy's f up ![]() |
Man do=swag...woman do=randy Good and fine ![]() |
mimiy05: lol..i used to think it was biscuit so i said to myself "this fancy biscuit mummy is always hiding, i must eat it one day" so one day when she went out, i snuck into her room and stole one...when i opened it, i was very perplexed at what i saw..d tin no resemble biscuit..i just dey turn d tin round to try figure out wetin im be...when i tire to they think, i throway am...lol...it was in my jss2 when always people came to my school i finally knew wht it wasChoi!!! If you see as I happy dey go school that day...and my school mates spoil well well that time so most of them sabi wetin em be...na so I carry the thing like pikin wey I be comot for where both boys and girls dey |
Lemme keep updating... At around 9yrs, I saw always in my mom's room...i asked what it was and she told me it's toilet roll. I said she should gimme one and she refused. Later I sneaked into her room and collected one, took it to school to show my friends that my mummy uses packaged tissue ![]() |
He tell me say make I take my time select...*in his words* There are many fishes in the river ![]() |
Cleffwizzy: Dat myt b d pic dey tuk b4 d brkupAnd why would he be sharing a pic they took before the breakup? |
hannesy: kwacha my dear lolThen no way ![]() |
50k what? Naira...dollar...euro...kwacha ![]() |
Most of the time those attorneys ask such silly questions intentionally just to see if you will contradict yourself... |
Na amebo kill am ooh |
clemigho: apology gladly acceptedTanku |
mimiy05: hit like if u played this..i be girl o but i was a star in table soccer even the one way u go draw pitch for paper, come put different player name for circle...come use biro cover and button play am.....chai..good old saysChoi...good old days indeed. I do my own sotee when my cousins wan go play ball, dey go come call me...me sef go dress follow them dey go. My mum no believe say I go begin dey act like girl one day..if she sees me now all made up and ladylike, she'll just be looking at me... |
Didn't want to say this before...but well, here it is... Me na confam folo folo that time. Na so we go villa mumsi tok say she wan go farm...mumu like me dey drag say me too go go...i been think say farm na mr. Biggs. Na so we begin go farm naa... We no see anybody for road ooh...fear dey catch me but I still dey form strong girl. Na as we reach farm my eye clear...i look round na so so thick thick bush surround us plus all those weird sounds. Fear enter my body immediately...na em I quietly tell that woman make we go back, she say she never even start wetin she come do. The kind cry wey i cry that day eeh, nobody tell am make we begin go...they still dey laff me till now for house... Na so me and my sis still cry say we go follow one of my dad's youngest brother go farm. He tell us make we go wear slippers...we come reason am say if we begin go find slippers, he go leave us and we no sabi road...na em we say we go go like that. He said okay make we enter barrow make he carry us. As this boy carry us pass one oil bean tree with some very disgusting insects falling from it (they call it iyeye in my place), he say make we come down begin go home say he no wan go with us again ![]() that boy wicked us that day no be small...na so we just dey waka dey cry like pikin dem wey no get mama |
glitest:Hehehehe...the fear of ideyhere is the beginning of wisdom |
clemigho: babe am a Man & I no be gaySorry I realized that...that's why I modified the post |
waiting patiently... |
spanzed: ur ideas ehen....so to keep a secret u are ready 2 get rid of as many as u canYes ![]() |
spanzed: I don dey suspect uWhy naa? ![]() |
I'm the specialist in that ![]() |
Try kulikuli ![]() |
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