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Shave that hin Ugly Moustache and feed him with it, Ole Oloriburuku, heartless idiots, , can you imagine the fool, all his transactions were so transparent, he just wakes up in the morning and tell the Accountant General of the state to transfer money into 1 or 2 of his sinblings accounts.

Most of these transfer destinations had The Igbinedion Familyy name on it, This fella is 1 BIG MoDA F o r ker,  and his siblings will be driving up and down London/US in Drop Top Bentleys as if they worked for it.

GOD PUNISH YOU ALL. " as wholes"

So Obong Victor Attah follow destroy Vmobile? I thought it is being peddled about that the man was a complete saint,

You know hear the name Bung, na bribe be dat naw,  he come be ~Obong~

The latest Range Rover Sport or Vogue on rickety roads don't make us big boyz of Africa,,,wake up,

anyone got a link to the video/tourism commercial, ?

I have searched on here, but no luck     http://www.southafrica.net/sat/content/en/za/videos

In fact there is another couple who have done a few of their vidoes on this website and I can bet my bottom dollar they sound Nigerian.

Smart move by SA if they can get us Nigerians doing commercials for them

Lets face it whether Bimbo says or not with Seun her husband,  Both countries are not mates of each other and we all know that The Tip of the Nose is far away from the head" Igi Imu jina si ori,  Na Lie?

Lets stop deluding ourselves, We are not equals, Yes we have Potential, but then ifs not bn tapped by the right people to harness the qualities for tourism, we go just dey the ride the latest Range Rovers in our Pot Hole ridden roads with no street lights and think we are some bigz boys country,  Naaaaa

A country where Motelts/Guest houses/4 storey buildings with no fire exit are called Hotels and allowed to charge Dollars, for no quality whatsoever,

Wake up Nigeria, Wake up,

NB: Can we stop comparing bad things in other countries as a measure of how well we are doing,  "so what if a Zulu village is not any better than a village in Nigeria, ? That is not the issue,

Try compare with Malaysia (got their independence around the same time as us ) that used only Palm Kernel discovered in Nigeria 1st ,to boost its economy

Enuff of this it took America 100 years to get to where they are,  ITS A silly WAY OF APPROACHING THINGS,

Posted by: adconline
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  A chinese friend of mine who works here in Lagos had this interesting assessment of Nigerians, which tickles me to no end.

He says Nigerians are the first to wake up, always. But unfortunately they are always the last to get off the bed. They wake up, their eyes fully open, but never get off the bed. They spend all their time talking about what they plan to do when they eventually get up, but when they do, everybody has already left the building.

Soo true! Always planning and building in our head, without getting dirty to dig the foundation.

[b]@ adconline GBAM, you are so so dead right in every way. Tune into Network News EVERYDAY, all you see is one banner after the other with some Technocrat busy talking about what we plan , aim , looking to do, 

SEMINAR upon SEMINAR, then they also waste peoples time by inviting every Tom Dck and Harry (half of them asleep or waiting for the food during the break sessions), so tell me who is working or taking action when we spend 80% of the time Talking,

You see 85% staff in parastatals attending a seminar they know Zilch about, all looking at a speaker who gets paid foreign currency to come and talk to people who don't know what they are looking for. Every body dressed in Ankara, Suit, Agbada, , Buba and Soro, name it. .

Most of them are even side talking while the speaker is busy lying to the audience as well

The icing on the cake/sad part was last year I saw a banner on TV saying " Bla Bla Years of OIL IN NIGERIA: How Far Have We Come, Everybody attended this one from VP, Minister Of Petroleum and all CEO/Snr staff of most 9ija Oil companies, All talking the same rubbish year on end, with no action but fat pockets for them

WHAT A CRYING SHAME . WE ARE THE ARCHITECTS OF OUR OWN MISFORTUNE,  TALK TALK TALK AND NO ACTION, F O K THESE SEMINARS MEN[/b]

[b]There is 1 thing, I'd take, in a football match,

Trying your very best irrespective of the situation

Not trying at all is criminal, even if it's Mighty Barca nko, 

Eyimba would not play Barca and not have 1 shot on target in 90+ minutes

We were nervous form the start Bar Nasria and WilsheEre who bothe knew the importance of the match

Cesc could not play against Barca, he was a bag of nerves so much that he gave Iniesta the ball on a platter of gold,

The had 2 make shift Centre half's on the pitch last night and we did not even bother to try them

WE ARE NOT A DEFENSIVE TEAM, SO WHY SET YOUR STALL OUT FORM THE WHISTLE AS A DEFENSIVE TEAM

FEW WEEKS AGO ESPAYNOL WITH LESS BETTER PLAYERS THAN US PLAYED THEM AND GAVE THEIR ALL, EVEN VALENCIA OVER THE WEEKEND

WE REALLY LET OURSELVES DOWN YESTERDAY, REF OR NOT WE COULD HAVE AT LEAST TRIED

As defensive minded as Morigho is, he never plays Barca and not have a shot on target

Lets admit it we were as nervous as a bunch of 10 year old, 4get about Barca bn all that good

Even Luton Town FC or even Blackpool will not play Barca and not have a shot on target.

Diaby, Roscisky and co were playing as if they had valium in their Brains,

Shame on them.

[/b]

Don't care how good we think Barca, are, your opponent are only as good as good as you make them.

Barca have struggled to score 1 goal in their last 4 games

Espaynol don't have better players but at least they tried, same for valencia as well

We just lay down bar Nasri and Whilshere. The rest just turned up to do nothing bar a few of our defenders


Blackpool with their 1 trick pony attacking footy will have had ago 2nite than sit back and watch like we did.

I repeat I see 3 goals to Arsenal and only 1 scored by Barca.  AMEN

This is so sad, Skranskran (craze) is beginning to worry Bode o. I advise that he shld spend sometime at the hospital before he is declared fully fit for public life.
Pele Bode. Prison no be better thing o.

Skranskran (craze) This has got me ROLFMAO oooooooo,

They saw 50 Cents doing it na,  or abi na Jamie Foxx, 

so AFRICA as a whole cannot provide a well designed stage for her ACADEMY AWARDS? what sort of funny covering with a cloth is used on the stage? ,
May God help us to improve and add quality and style to our stuffs

Kai , I see ebora/ojuju cover cloth for stage oooo chei , kai.e  seems we\they put more effort into the Red carpet and other efizzys,  LOL, we even have Green carpet events in 9ija. The cloth be like MaMa Gee wrapper ooo, abi na Jim Iyke get am, cos it matches his pocket square,

http://www.saharareporters.com/column/bode-tibi-nko-pius-adesanmi

(In the compound of a sprawling mansion in Lagos. Riotous singing and drumming by aso ebi-clad supporters)

A ti nreti re, ka’abo se dada lo de
A ti nreti re, ka’abo se dada lo de

Winner o o o winner
Winner o o o winner
Lagos Boy you don win o winner
Patapata you go win forever
Winner

Odale se se se oju ti won o eh
O ma se oju t’elegan o
L’oju a mo koko bi kile o d’amo
O ma se oju t’elegan o

“Madam Roli, Madam Roli, can you tell our people outside to reduce the noise? I am trying to have a word with Bode on behalf of the elders’ caucus of the PDP. We need to debrief your husband.”

“Ok, Baba, I will tell them. I hope your people are fine in Otta sir”

“O kare iyawo wa. Well done, our dear wife. Ku afoju ba once again. Your husband is looking younger even after the enemies have done their worst.”

“Em, Baba, Roli is my wife o. Not our wife. I’m still alive abeg. I only went to jail. Anyway, Roli, se awon supporters won yen ti jeun? They’ve eaten? Good. Tell them to reduce the noise like Baba said. Tell them we are expecting twelve more trailers of cows tomorrow for distribution to each ward. The remaining five trailers of aso ebi should be reserved for the women’s delegation coming from Abuja.”

“Bode, once again, ka’abo. You are welcome. We thank God. Where are the traitors behind your travails today? Awon da loni? One languished in a hospital in Saudi Arabia before returning home to meet his maker. The rest of that rude and power drunk cabal is history. They did all this to you just to get at me. Awon afore su ni se buruku.”

“Baba, e ku ile once again. I am so happy to be back with you and I am moved to tears by all the support from our people. Our convoy could hardly move through the crowd of supporters. We even performed better than when Alamsco returned from London to the warm of embrace of his people in Akwa Ibom. God has really honoured us. But where are Gbenga and Ayo? They came to the church and should have followed us home in the convoy.”

(Baba laughs)

“Why? Am I missing something?”

“Ah, Bode, see what prison has done to you. God soda Yar’Adua’s mouth wherever he is. I thought they allowed you to read newspapers and watch TV in the presidential wing of kirikiri that we arranged for you?”

“I still don’t understand what I am missing here.”
“Well, all lizards lie prostrate. How to tell the one with a bellyache?”

“Meaning?”

“Haba, Bode, you no longer know the meaning of all lizards lie prostrate? A ni gbogbo alangba lo danu de le. Just because you saw Gbenga Daniel and Ayo Fayose in church does not mean that they are still with us.”

“O ti o. Those are our boys now”

“Ah, Bode, things happened while you were away! Iya je mi! You won’t believe that Gbenga became so power drunk and arrogant that he started pointing in the direction of Otta with his left hand!”

“Haba, Baba, Gbenga cannot do that to you. He cannot do that to us! Mo j’eri e. Gbenga is a river that came into being before our very eyes. How can its currents sweep one away?”

“That’s what my eyes saw o, Bode, but I still dey kampe sha.”

“So Gbenga is truly misbehaving? What happened? We were around when that boy was born. Oju wa na se bi. We even watched him grow up. Awa la wo d’agba. How can he turn against you, Baba?”

“That is life for you, Bode. Osoba won that election but we did our usual do and gave Gbenga egusi soup but he has now drenched his chest with palm oil. But Gbenga’s own is even small o. The arifin I have been receiving from Fayose is worse”

“Ehn, Ayo Fayose too?”

“Yes o, I don’t even know the mouth with which to tell that one’s story. That bastard saw me in Okuku and called me a father of bastards.”

“Eewo! Abomination! Fayose said that to you?”

“Look, Bode, today is not the day to talk about all these useless boys that we picked up from the gutter and made governors. We have work to do. We have so much lost territory to reconquer. We lost most of the southwest in your absence. And Fashola has been behaving here in Lagos like the rat that became a landlord in the absence of the cat.”

“This is all so depressing, Baba. How did we lose Ekiti, Ondo, and Osun? Where was Goodluck Jonathan?”

“Jonathan? Bode, please don’t mention tails in the presence of frogs. I have been trying hard to use patience in my dealings with that man.”

“And it’s not working? Didn’t they say that she controls the man?”

“Who is talking about his wife? I mean one needs patience to deal with Goodluck because of his perpetual sme sme. He has been misbehaving on the do-or-die front. He is not delivering at all. For instance, he was supposed to have announced a presidential pardon for you as part of a process of national healing before our convoy arrived here from church. That is what we instructed him to do. We also asked him to upgrade your national honour to GCON. Once your rehabilitation is complete, I am thinking of retiring and handling over the mantle of Founder of Modern Nigeria to you.”

“That is true o. I am surprised that he hasn’t announced my presidential pardon yet. Maybe he wants to announce it when I join him for breakfast in the Villa next week.”

“He has surrounded himself with too many drunken fishermen sailors who are talking nonsense and making him wobble and fumble through every assignment we give him. Just imagine what he did with our winning formula for the April elections.”

“What’s the formula, Baba?”

“As you know, we are going to win the election the usual way and we expect Buhari, Ribadu, and Utomi to go to court as usual after addressing press conferences with my friend, Jimmy Carter. We know what will happen when they get to the Supreme Court because the judgement to be read by Katisna-Alu and supported by Ogebe will be written by some of my boys in Otta. In fact, we already have anticipatory drafts and Katsina-Alu will be in Otta to practice judgement delivery next week. Our only problem is the Court of Appeal where Justice Ayo Salami has refused to play ball so far. We asked Goodluck to take care of that problem.”

“That’s a small problem now.”

“That’s what we thought. Jonathan outsourced the assignment to Katsina-Alu and they somehow bungled it. The whole thing exploded in our faces, causing untold embarrassment. Now, the man is still there as President of the Appeal Court and that could cause a lot of problems for us in April.”

“That’s true Baba. That is one problem we need to solve immediately. Why didn’t they just use the Esa Oke protocol? Didn’t anyone think of that?”

“Of course we thought of the Esa Oke protocol. One of my boys even mentioned it to me again recently during Oyinlola’s birthday thanksgiving in Okuku but after careful consideration we decided to just leave that option on the table for now.”

“That’s good, Baba but I hope that Anenih, Andy Uba, Ahmadu Ali, Babangida, and all our other people are aware that we may need to put that option to good use after April, ”

“Yes, our people are fully aware of that. Let’s talk serious business jare. Bode, tibi nko?

“Tibi?”

“Yes, Bode, what about tibi? Where is tibi?”

“Baba, I don’t understand the tibi that you are talking about o.”

“Bode, you just love to joke with serious matters. Abeg, talk better jare. The day is far spent. A o r’ojo mu so l’okun. I still need to get to Otta today.”

“Baba, I’m serious o. I don’t understand the tibi that you are talking about. Unbind me. E tu mi nle.”

“Bode, are you serious?”

“Baba, I’m not joking o.”

“Bode, you are starting to annoy me. Must I speak with the full complement of my mouth?”

“Baba, I honestly don’t understand what you are talking about.”

“I am talking about the eighty billion naira.”

“Eighty billion?”

“Bode, you are misbehaving o. Did the judge who sent you to prison ask you to refund kobo? Look at what happened to Tafa Balogun, Lucky Igbinedion, and Cecilia Ibru who all went through the injustice of having to refund a small part of their jibiti to the Nigerian state. You think your head is different from theirs? When did monkeys start boasting of a better destiny than gorillas?”

“Baba, ”

“Don’t baba me at all Bode. Did Balogun, Igbinedion, and Ibru offend God? No. But they were asked to refund various sums of money. Who do you think worked the miracle that allowed you to keep all of your own tibi and to return to it and all the interest accumulated after thirty months in prison?”

“Baba, ”

“I am still talking, Bode. Who do you think worked that miracle for you? Enoch Adeboye? David Oyedepo? Chris Oyakhilome? No, my friend. Some of us pulled a lot of strings during your trial. The judge didn’t wake up and allowed you to keep eighty billion naira just like that.”
“But Baba, ”

“No need to argue any further, Bode. Here is what you will do. You will do omoluwabi to me with five billion naira; you will do omoluwabi to the Jonathan/Sambo campaign with five billion naira; you will do omoluwabi to the PDP national secretariat with five billion naira; you will earmark another five billion naira for omoluwabi to other deserving stakeholders, elder statesmen, and chieftains of the PDP. That still leaves you sixty billion naira and interest accrued. Go and sin no more with that one.”

“Haba, Baba, you won’t even let me rest before, ”

“Bode, Bode, Bode, how many times have I called you? Farida Waziri has been a very good girl since Ribadu was booted out of the EFCC. She has been a very useful girl. If you now need outsiders to explain omoluwabi to you, I can get Jonathan to activate Waziri.”

“Baba, all I am trying to say is that the money is, ”

“O-r-d-e-r-l-y!!!!!!”

“Sah!!!!!!”

“Tell the driver to get ready. We are leaving for Otta right now.”

BARCA 1 : 1 ARSENAL OR BARCA 1 : 3 ARSENAL

AMEN.

What kind of Agbaya Statement is This,

The older this man is getting the more Stupid I think

Den think say we be fools, Thanksgiving 4 what, ?

You come leave all the way 4rm Otta, to Lagos, cos bode is ogidi omo, shio, GOD dey,

This OLD MAN is going back inside soon, can he not just shut up, Did you put your hands in the cookie Jar, Tinubu or not, Yes YOU did,

The more you talk the more PDP look like a Joke, Damn,

Lagos state na by force, No body holy pass out of them all, but they will all reap what they sowed,  ELEWON GBO GBO ( Jail Birds ALL)

When the time is up for Tinubu as well, we will all see with our koro koro eyes, for now Bode George Shut up please,

ONE DAY BUSH MEAT WILL CATCH THE HUNTER, 9IJA 9IJA,

OBJ OBJ OBJ, HOW MANY TIMES DID I CALL YOU BABA IYABO, GROW UP AND CHANGE YOUR WAYS, B4 THE CLOUDS COME FOR YOU,  THE DAMAGE US ENOUGH, YOU WERE APPOINTED A LEADER BY GOD NOT TO BE A DISRUPTIVE ELEMENT BUT A FIXER, YOUR WAYS ARE NOT THE WAYS FOR THE LORD BUT GOD WILL JUDGE YOU AND YOUR OTHER HIJACKERS OF THE COUNTRY 1 BY ONE

THE PEOPLE PRAISING YOU ARE THE ONES THAT WILL SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE WHEN THE DAY COMES FOR YOU TO SAY BYE BYE,

LOL Na wah oooo, Failing of a drugs test does not mean than Kolo has bn' taking drugs. lol

As Sportsmen they have to be watchful and careful of self medication,  You cannot just buy drugs over the counter

If Kolo did not test positive all his playing days @ asrsenal, he wont be doing drugs now . Thast I clearly can vouch for 80%

The truth will be revealed very soon. Good luck to him

The drug Kolo tested positive to is most likely a component of a flu or malaria drug, but you have to get clearance b4 you take this supplements as a sports man.

The other day Paddy Kenny QPR's goal keeper was banned for 9 months, I think for testing positive to a supplement that is part of a Flu/Cold and Cough Mixture Expectorant that he self medicated on see story below and link 2 as well

So no be say Kolo use drugs oooo


Only a few weeks after signing a contract extension it was reported that Kenny had failed a drug test after the previous season's Championship play-off semi final. He tested positive for ephedrine, a banned substance, believed to have been contained in a cough medicine he bought over the counter.[8] Following an FA hearing in September 2009, he was banned from all professional football for nine months.[9] Despite an unsuccessful appeal against his ban, the Blades still opted to agree a new contract extension with Kenny during his enforced absence from first team football.[10] He started for the first time that season on the 24 April, in a 2–0 win over Swansea City, earning himself a clean sheet.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddy_Kenny

JEGA is what Yorubas call Jiga, simple as, educated but not streetwise, he has bn boxed into thjis job believe me, Edo State result was just the icing on the cake

Likewise eh! I used to admire her a lot and think she puts the ''C'' in class and 'S' in sexy. It's either she lost the 'Wow' factor as she grew older or my opinion of what it means to be classy and sexy just changed as I grew older. 

Would love to hear her speak . . . I used to like her voice too.

Same here oooo I love her and her acting, she just fizzled out some how,  My Darly'n Victoria Inyama

I won't be surprised if Peen De People (PDP) registered the Late Unaru Yar Adua and even his dead brother as well. Nor be Nigeria, isssh .

Posted by: jacobs123 You would think this will make them fix the road but not Nigerian politicians. They will instead buy new Helicopters!

@ jacobs123, and  na ALOKU 2nd new den dey always sell them at the Price of a new one and then the stick it inside their already over inflated budget. Anyway, na wetin Bird carry na hin he go chop, "ohun ti eye baje loma gbe fo".Just hope a few of their choppers chop them up very soom even b4 election,  Awon were


Ebora Owu, fe pari ise kia kai,  b4 election day hmmmmmm

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