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sapien: Abeg,no vex,which university u graduate?

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superior1: Uniport again?, PhD Zoology for hubby, Bsc Psychology for wife, Haba!!Uniportiii!!!

Lets occupy Uniport.
Burn the whole building

Amen

pcicero: Oya, 40 Laptop squad, come and justify your pay here.

This country is doomed!

Our Server is down.
Our engineer is working around the clock to get it fixed.

drnoel: looks like that war may be at our hands soon.

Sad but kinda true

Mrs.Chima:
One mistake I learned was never to point my nyansh toward Chima while sleeping!

;
D
Crazy but funny

manny4life: Why are you guys attacking Mmuo_Okija?

ifihearam: @hydoo
I knw you are one of the pathetic blood thirsty vampires we have on NL,but u r just a miserable fanatic under false pretence of islam. Read my lips all muslims are murderers,wicked and useless just like mohammed the pathetic founder.

ifihearam: @amusaopeyemi
You are the first female fool here,God will punish you for your misguided utterance,so because no member of you miserable family both nuclear and extended fron the 10 generations ago till now have never ascended to any enviable position in life means others should be like that abi? I wonder if you would say so if one of your family members is related to a senator or the president. Foolish woman,very dull and useless.

U aint making any sense dude.
Try and make a point with out attacking somebody who voice out his/her own opinion.
Go over all your post and I think you will be disappointed in yourself.

raystanley: LET TRAILER CRUSH ALL YOUR GENERATION. YOU THIS ILL-FATED BRAIN!!!. gej was just an oppoturnist fisher man, not a president!!

@okija mumu is fool I won't dispute that, but U don't need to curse his generation for his foolishness.

Okija_juju: You are a waste of sea-men!!

coins dey make noise. paper money no dey shout!
Keep ranting dude
Ode oshi

Okija_juju: Dude shut the fhuck up!! If your father was any more smarter than him, he would be the president!!

The problem has been stated and you attack GEJ!!

Fhucking mo'ron.. Dissing the president dont make you appear any smarter you know!!!

And your father is not smart abi? Abi your papa be naija president?
Ode oshi

cyril83: did you mean quran that was originated from temple of hell,even your mohammed was a warrior and a murderer,guy repent frm ur evil coz its never too late

Ok sir.
Next sycophants

Fresh Stinking Air
Courtesy of the Clueless-in-Charge aka C-in-C

Hard times coming

Olugbenger: anen
ih does not know that he is getting old and edo people hav
e wisen up.

Exactly

ifihearam: I wonder why God created muhammed the hopeless founder of the islamic faith,what kind of useless religion is this that only think they can achieve their objective via violence,Godforbid,if islam is the only religion left I rather serve myself than becoming one.
This dialogue the federal goverment is banking on will not work,this bastaards needs iron hand,from joke they will spread to the other peaceful parts of this country. Inasmuch asi am a faithful or believer of GEJhis methods of dealing with insecurity is zero,he needs to be more forceful,if declaring all the northern states a state of emergency will bring about security then he should go ahead,arrest whoever needs to be arrested.

My Quran tells me that ‘…….he who takes a life will be judged like he killed all of mankind….he who saves a life will be judged like he saved all of mankind’ (5:32). If Boko Haram is following any sort of manual, it is not this Qur’an (or any other for that matter because there are no different versions. The Qur’an is the same anywhere in the world).

Those who are trying to create war between muslim and christian via boko haram are doing a great job and coupled with the retardeen helping hand.
May God help us all

My dad do make sure we never lack anything during ramadan period, unfortunately I lost him some couple of month ago. 2012 is never gonna be the same without him.
May Allah in his infinite mercy forgive him all his misdeed

Ileke-IdI:
Why did it take him this long? hmmm

I wonder Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo


Shege FarOok

And so God help you

Mandelaguy: Hello newest recruit,hope they gave you your own laptop? They said it was 40, is yours 41 or did they buy the 40 and now embark on recruiting new NLers and waking sleeping ones like you? How would you not be dormant,do you have anything to say all this while? You will soon exhaust the lines on the script the gave you and start sounding like old broken record. Are you asking how I know? I will tell you,ask kobojunkie and co,they are desperately trying t stay afloat and mind you,those ones tried sharpening their skills,I pity you who is very rusty. Anyway,you have missed a lot of action and the hollow nature of you re-entrance tells me you will soon disappear from radar.

"I don't know about you, but when circumstances change, I change my mind" - Nelson Mandela

Dude GEJ aint getting it right.
U can change your username if U can't change ur mind

C-in-C in charge of waste is really giving the 40guys with the laptop a tough job, SHEGE GEJ.
Grades don't measure intelligence, Phd my foot
Ode oshi

Fresh Ogogoro Air

Ileke-IdI:
ROTFLMA @ the level of confusion ravaging NA. . . . lmao.

Odetola 1 : Farouk 1

Their main goal; by the time they're done with this case, ordinary citizen won't be much interesting in its proceedings. Some sort of diversion from the real subsidy case hmmm

They all stole #2trillion,spending $620,000 to distract gullible nigerian won't be a hard thing to do

The acoustic kitty was a project launched by the CIA in the 1960s. They attempted to use a cat in spy missions. Some of their targets were the Kremlin and the Soviet embassies. 

A battery and a microphone were implanted in the cat along with an antenna in its tail. It would have allowed the cat to record information and sound from its surroundings inconspicuously. The problem was that the cat would get hungry and get distracted because of it. To fix the issue, they put it through another surgery attempting to correct its behavior. 

The Surgical and training expenses were estimated to have been up to $20 million. The first mission for the cat was to eavesdrop on a conversation between two men in a park outside of the Soviet compound on Wisconsin Avenue in Washington D.C. 

The cat was released nearby, but hit by a taxi cab and killed almost instantly. All other tests after that failed. Soon after the project was declared a total loss and was completely cancelled by 1966.

Source
http://mobile.omg-facts.com/view/52034

Police patrol vehicle runs out of fuel... as suspected robber escapes with Jeep

Date: 2012-06-28

It was a moment of utter disbelief on Monday as a Police patrol vehicle reportedly ran out of fuel while pursuing a Jeep allegedly stolen by a suspected robber.

The incident occurred along Western Reservoir Road (now Abubakar Olusola Saraki Way), near Mandate Ultramodern Market, Ilorin, around 5:00 pm.

The police Hilux pickup wan trailing the suspected stolen vehicle from Mandate end, suddenly stopped along the road, while the bandit ran through a junction beside Adewole Cottage Hospital.

According to our source, who witnessed the scenario, the armed policemen involved were watching helplessly as the thief made away with the Jeep; a development that attracted passers-by and those working around the area to the scene.

The police, found to be attached to Adewole Division, were not exornerated of the escape, as many hauled abusive words at them almost carelessly.

Some even expressed doubt at their (police's) innocence, claiming that they ought to have shot the Jeep's tyre(s) to prevent its eventual loss.

One of them who later spoke with our source on condition of anonymity said the incident was a bad omen fot the ongoing reform in the Nigerian Police.

He pointed out that in a civilized setting; the police must be combat ready and avoid unpardonable errors in the discharge of their duties.

Calling for a thorough investigation into the matter, he said the affected police patrol team must be interrogated and sanctioned accordingly if found culpable.

Meanwhile, efforts by our source to find out if the matter was reported at Adewole Divisional Police Station where the team was discovered to have come from proved abortive, as the DPO could not be reached through his mobile phone.

By Sulyman Yusuf and Biliqis Ishaq (National Pilot)

Source

http://m.ilorin.info/fullnews.php?id=6018

freecocoa: But few minutes here on NL,we(maleeq and I) cracked it.

See ya mouth like U and maleeq

Boko haram is bombing
Politician is looting
Cabal is bribing
Gej is travelling

Another Chaamakh in making.

The guy handsome sha

question: The "mad man" is doing someones neglected job.

Funny but true
And I guess he should be paid some allowance

;DPlease move this joke of the day to the joke section @mod

alj harem: This GEJ fans would never accept the truth even though it is right infront of them. No being a GEJ fan does not mean we support Buhari and co.

You people are blinded by tribal sentiment. Wake up and smell the coffee, you are just selling your childrens future cuz of tribalism

Some nigerian are just too gullible to understand the situation on ground @alj-harem
Gej is leading us to the pit and some idot call us buhari fan for resisting cluelessness
Remove tribal and religion bigotry from naija that's a thousand step forward my brother