ypzilanti: Minutes from 40 Lap Top Squad Meeting 09/07/2012

Venue: Somewhere in Abuja.

Agenda: How to defend the indefensible.GEJ appoints person investigated for fuel subsidy fraud as chairman of fuel subsidy panel.


Todays meeting was headed by Reno Omokiri, cyber name beaf.

Upon getting the report, the meeting chairman scratched and scratched his head for over 15 minutes while 40 of us waited patiently for instructions.

Emerging from his trance and muttering 'this job is sure getting harder by the day', he informed us to avoid trying to justify this one. Logic he said will not win this argument.

We were then informed to go after the characters of any poster on nairaland that attacks this crazy move by the government.

Beaf said ' abuse their mothers, their fathers, their children...'

We were then told to 'like' and quote each others posts.

While we sat and waited for more instructions, Mr. Beaf glared and yelled 'What? that's all that I have...Get to work and earn your salaries. You think this job is easy?'

With that he stormed out of the room.

Beaf: Poor red-eyed Gbawe; our daddy, the old guy! Always on the side of liars!
Dude, what do you want your kids mates to do if you are going about like this?

Enjoy your Sahara Reporters, jare! They are as "truthful" as you.
The fake pic below too is courtesy Sahara Reporters. Just like you, photoshoping, lies and creating fakes is their stock in trade. Shame.
http://saharareporters.com/photo/photonews-jonathans-declaration-when-jonathan-women-met-goodluck-men

www.nairaland.com/attachments/324341_SaharaReportersFakePicture_jpg69a0b6e4ad1c8831fa731bd73bb022d2

superior1:

Laptop No 15, una no dey disappoint.Only morons like you make this type of comment, if you have any good info to discredit the news why don't you indulge us but i trust all you will do is to support your pay master even when glaring details that should make a zombie automate his thinking faculty and thread a path of honor is displayed before you.

uzomagic: Nothing in any of the links you provided indicates that AIG Imokhuede owns the said firm. The premium times story is only corroborated by Sahara reporters. The doubts about its credibility remain.

ypzilanti:

^^^^
Are we name calling still? You are not good at this shitttty job sef. I can think of better ways to employ spin and double-speak to deflect criticism on this matter.

ypzilanti:

^^^^
Are we name calling still? You are not good at this shitttty job sef. I can think of better ways to employ spin and double-speak to deflect criticism on this matter.

gegee: pardon me please but is this 40 laptop squad for real ?

Gbawe:

My brother, as applies to the most foul smelling ashewo and obsessed stalker on Nairaland, don't forget the saying; "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people".

When some are always given to following folks around shamelessly and obsessively discussing people, then I think you and the entire forum should have a good understanding of the mind they are working with. It is therefore not their fault. They only deserve pity for their 'limitations'.

Gbawe:

My brother, as applies to the most foul smelling ashewo and obsessed stalker on Nairaland, don't forget the saying; "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people".

When some are always given to following folks around shamelessly and obsessively discussing people, then I think you and the entire forum should have a good understanding of the mind they are working with. It is therefore not their fault. They only deserve pity for their 'limitations'.

ypzilanti:

Yeah right...Obama, Issac Newton and Nelson Mandela never discussed anybody in their life. Pathetic fool repeating nonsense quote. Here's a quote for you to repeat to yourself: 'That a quote is popular does not mean it always applies or it is true'.

Check my posts on different intellectually stimulating topics, punk.

Phucking intellectually challenged Lilliputian, with the IQ of a centipede.

Delafruita:
God had nothing to do with jonathan's election.nigerians(ignorant ones) willingly brought this calamity upon themselves and no amount of prayer can reverse it.i hope they have learnt their lesson

ypzilanti:

Yeah right...Obama, Issac Newton and Nelson Mandela never discussed anybody in their life. Pathetic fool repeating nonsense quote. Here's a quote for you to repeat to yourself: 'That a quote is popular does not mean it always applies or it is true'.

Check my posts on different intellectually stimulating topics, punk.

Phucking intellectually challenged Lilliputian, with the IQ of a centipede.

My brother, as applies to the most foul smelling ashewo and obsessed stalker on Nairaland (Beaf), don't forget the saying; "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people" (i.e ashewo Beaf always talking about Gbawe, saharareporters, Tinubu, El rufai, Buhari, etc, etc).

When some are always given to following folks around shamelessly and obsessively discussing people (Beaf), then I think you and the entire forum should have a good understanding of the mind they (Beaf and co) are working with. It is therefore not their fault. They (Beaf and co) only deserve pity for their 'limitations'.

Gbawe:

Do you understand that you are not the subject of what I was talking about? Read again with clarifications that hopefully makes things clear:

Friendly fire. Abi na misfire.

I thought it was those 40 laptop squad again...man, those people really piss me off. The country is going to the dogs and they are busy typing rubbish. Better save up the foul lood stained money and try and quit that job before you attract God's wrath.

Kapish? Everyone knows the forum's ashewo whose 'modus operandi' consist of distracting simpletons via making everything about individuals he stalks and mentions repeatedly and shamelessly.

ypzilanti:

Kobojunkie:

Really? And can you please elaborate on why you think that if the document had come from the CAC, the listings would be in alphabetical order and in order of the respective dates? I know you suggest there that you doubt that the CAC would store their data in a rancorous state but I want to be sure what you mean here.

I am really interested in why you seem so sure of this. Because even the entries in the National Budget download documents are not listed in alphabetical order, or any in particular order. I know this because I have been working on mining that data for the past couple of weeks. And this xteristic seems to apply to all the other documents I have been able to download from various agencies down in Nigeria. If only they did create standard documents, I would been spared a lot of headache but that wasn't the case. So I am really curious

Also, have you even seen the CAC website(s) at all??

ypzilanti:

Friendly fire. Abi na misfire.

I thought it was those 40 laptop squad again...man, those people really piss me off. The country is going to the dogs and they are busy typing rubbish. Better save up the foul blood stained money and try and quit that job before you attract God's wrath.

Dollarman101: Every practicing lawyer on this thread will laugh seriously on the ignorance that you have so seriously depicted on the CAC link issue.

Dollarman101:
For your information, online search on CAC website is not an all comers affair. You are a very big liar to claim that you accessed the search thru the above links.

Dollarman101:
First, you must approach the CAC and pay the neccassry fees for search. Then you fill the requisite forms and you must furnish your accreditation details as a lawyer.
You will also be in possession of the company's RC NUMBERS.

Dollarman101:
So unless you re a magician, I don't know how else you would have managed to verify your own search this night.

WHY MUST YOU ENGAGE IN BLACKMAIL JUST TO GET AT A MAN WHO DEFEATED YOUR PAYMASTER AT THE POLLS? WHY?

Kobojunkie:

Really? And can you please elaborate on why you think that if the document had come from the CAC, the listings would be in alphabetical order and in order of the respective dates? I know you suggest there that you doubt that the CAC would store their data in a rancorous state but I want to be sure what you mean here.

I am really interested in why you seem so sure of this. Because I know for a fact that entries in the Nigerian National Budget download documents are not listed in alphabetical order, or any in particular order, and the documents are not properly formatted. I know this because I have been working on mining that data for the past couple of weeks. And this xteristic seems to apply to all the other documents I have been able to download from various agencies down in Nigeria. If only they did create standard documents, I would been spared a lot of headache but that wasn't the case. So I am really curious

Also, have you even seen the CAC website(s) at all??

Beaf: ^
Dude, keep selling your kids and attempting to smear others. Karma will get you and your fellow lying bastards.



Yeah, "great minds" like your tell lies; especially the old men like you who should be showing us younger ones the right path.
Shame on you. Liar.

Jkorokoro: reno omokiri, every deprived Nigerian prophesy doom into ur life and ur household