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FamilyRe: My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave In Our House & I Do Not Know How To Stop by idonhammer:
Women are the most confused species on the planet Earth. You fu.uck Dem too much, Dem go complain, you fu.uck Dem small,wahala, you help Dem with house chores, they will call you a weakly, you no help at all, they will call you a wicked man.

You give Dem too much money, they will say you are spending too much, you give Dem small,they will call you a stingy man and cheat the hell out of you.

Wetin be una problem sef?

HealthRe: 195 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 1532, 225 Discharged, 44 Deaths by idonhammer: 9:32am On Apr 29, 2020
So people should continue staying at home while the cases keeps increasing?

dapsoneh:
And they want to relax on lockdown by may 4th
PoliticsRe: Ajibola Bashiru Is New Senate Spokesperson by idonhammer: 7:38pm On Apr 28, 2020
See the mumu face
CrimeRe: Busari Peace Rescued From Lebanese Seller by idonhammer: 6:55pm On Apr 28, 2020
Now bubu is working.

HealthRe: Lorna Breen: US Doctor Dies By Committing Suicide by idonhammer: 3:05pm On Apr 28, 2020
Too bad
HealthRe: COVID-19: Countries With More Than 80% Recovery by idonhammer: 2:03pm On Apr 28, 2020
Mechie onu.

Yenefer:
China is fake news... There's nothing true about China's handling of Covid19. What about Biafra? Nnamdi Kanu ordered the viruses to leave Biafra and the viruses obeyed and leave. Meanwhile he sacrificed his dog so that Nigerian Army will be blind and leave Biafra and it worked. Nigerian Army can't see Biafra because of the dogs grave
BusinessRe: Thousands Of People Wait For Onitsha Main Market To Open (Photos) by idonhammer: 10:36am On Apr 28, 2020
Audio spreading...make una dey dia.

yanabasee:
The spread continues.....



Kano went about their beeniz like this and claimed they were majorly farmers and they're the ones feeding the nation.... So, today... they're now on a compulsory lockdown....


Enjoy your freedom, people...
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Gradually Ease Lockdown In Lagos, FCT And Ogun From 4th May by idonhammer: 8:44pm On Apr 27, 2020
Lazy yoot grin grin grin

Yungmil:
why lift the ban now


me wey dey enjoy better rest and sleep daily


I dey vest o
BusinessRe: Anambra To Re-Open Markets Next Week (Photos) by idonhammer: 6:23pm On Apr 27, 2020
The next thing you will hear now is Main market Covid19 taskforce stabbed trader to death for refusing to wash his hands before crossing onitsha main market gate.

Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua On The Mountain Praying For Coronavirus End (Photos) by idonhammer: 6:16pm On Apr 27, 2020
God help my country.

PoliticsRe: "Death Of 640 People In Kano": PDP Reacts, Asks Buhari To Visit Kano by idonhammer: 9:38am On Apr 27, 2020
As said yesterday, Kano committed a sacrilege for banishing Emir sanusi. They should apologize and restore him back to stop the strange deaths.

RomanceRe: Why Do I Keep Meeting Girls From Troubled Families? by idonhammer: 10:28pm On Apr 26, 2020
Op na your luck, God wants you to help somebody.
TravelRe: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Travelling? How Did It Go? by idonhammer:
The people above me una stranded dey learn work for the stranded wey I don see before i come Hammer Las Las.

HealthRe: Is There A Way To Treat An Impacted Tooth Without Removal? by idonhammer: 9:46pm On Apr 26, 2020
You must be in your 40s by now. grin grin


GodmyComforter:
Touch n go
CrimeRe: Herbalist And Wife Use 7-Year-Old Son For Money Ritual In Ogun by idonhammer:
Afonja people and money ritual are like women and makeup.

Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman On Coronavirus: "Permit Us To Heal & Pray For COVID-19 Patients" by idonhammer: 12:25pm On Apr 26, 2020
Corrinthians:
Dear Suleiman, does the anointing to heal covid19 patients not work on those with diabetes, cancer, HIV, typhoid, malaria, hepatitis, etc?

Why cant you simply go to general ward that doesn't require permission from the government and heal those people? Or are they less deserving of good health? undecided

HealthRe: No Evidence That COVID-19 Survivors Can’t Be Reinfected - WHO by idonhammer: 12:20pm On Apr 26, 2020
Una don come again, Who is WHO?

FamilyRe: Have You Ever Lost A Dear One That Makes You Cry Till Now? by idonhammer: 12:18pm On Apr 26, 2020
he was having lunch/break time at work, and he choked on the meat in his mouth?Hmm... very strange

Village people I doff cap for una

prettyangel10:
My two brothers died within the space of one year. The first one which is our first born died of heart related issues, was with him in the hospital for one month, he was discharged and three months after, he gave up the ghost.

Then our last born, had a dream about him that we were mourning him, I prayed about it, got family members involved in the prayers but three months after, he was having lunch/break time at work, and he choked on the meat in his mouth, rushed to the hospital but was too late.

I've always cried each time I remember the memories of the two of them. cant take them off my mind. Continue to rest in peace my lovely brothers.

HealthRe: 12 Prominent Persons In Kano Die In 10 Hours by idonhammer: 10:09am On Apr 26, 2020
The gods are angry, they should apologize to sanusi and restore him back as Emir of Kano

CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Buys A Rolls Royce Cullinan 2020 To Keep The Company Of His Wraith by idonhammer: 12:14am On Apr 26, 2020
Soft work no get anything to do with Corona, money still dey fly online from account to account. If u dey game u go know the levels.


Bibiyobra:
Even under this coro this hush guy is balling hard, poverty must die
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Buys A Rolls Royce Cullinan 2020 To Keep The Company Of His Wraith by idonhammer: 12:08am On Apr 26, 2020
Gwagone:
fake

PoliticsRe: Obiano Relaxes Lockdown In Anambra, Asks Churches To Resume Activities by idonhammer: 8:41pm On Apr 25, 2020
And since February 1st till now nobody don die of kovik in anambra state...So which time things go begin go sour there?


EzzyCarter:
Risky gamble. Hopefully, the guys above me praising him won't be the first to blame him should things go sour( I pray it doesn't).



God help us all...

Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Jong-un Reportedly Dead After Botched Heart Surgery - TMZ by idonhammer: 8:36pm On Apr 25, 2020
Racoon:
Good riddance! Another tyrant have kissed the dust.

SportsRe: Daniel Amokachi: I Slept At T.B Joshua’s Church For Weeks, Got No Miracle by idonhammer: 7:35pm On Apr 25, 2020
That means you don't have daddy in the lord?


ExAngel007:
l lost a dear friend back in 2016 because we took her to a prayer house where she spent 3 weeks. no prayers could save her.

That's when I know all those pastors are scammers, keep collecting money for stupid reasons
CultureRe: Masquerade, Ajeron, Cleanses Ajegunle Of Coronavirus (Photos) by idonhammer: 8:45pm On Apr 24, 2020
Those legs are familiar..Are they your friends? grin grin grin

Rgade:
Egungun just like testicles(Akpa amu), are 25% more susceptible to contracting covid-19, research has shown.
Egungun be careful.
CrimeRe: Herdsmen And Their Cows Chased Out Of Ekiti By Amotekun (Video) by idonhammer: 2:28pm On Apr 24, 2020
Very soon Dem go enter Yahoo boys.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Worst Interview Experience? What Happened? by idonhammer: 1:12pm On Apr 24, 2020
Ninethmare:
I once attended an aptitude test in one multinational oil company in Lagos


As an engineering student from one of the best federal university I was like any question them like make them bring

Na so I enter hall, computer base test

exam started
no calculator
nothing nothing
just you and your God

I logged in
the first question my brain turn upside down
I said let me skip and go to the next
my people na so I skip tire.
I looked at my right and I looked at my left
that was when I know that social distancing can prevent many things

after sometime I just dey do tumbo tumbo.
A total question of 50 in 30 minutes.

Answer 30 questions and move to the next stage.

after the exam I clicked submit.

my people the result confused me
out of 50 questions I answered 8

I failed woefully
Even the invigilator was sorry for me.

Since that day I started seeing Onisha Main market in my dreams.

PhonesRe: Which Network Provider In Nigeria Has The Fastest Internet Connection? by idonhammer: 12:45pm On Apr 24, 2020
5G
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do I Always Forget My Dreams Before Waking Up From Bed? by idonhammer: 8:02am On Apr 24, 2020
Please don't mislead him, seeing yourself where you grew up is backwardness and it is not something to joke with.

Oyiboman69:
Nothing much...you'll get to travel there soon or be in a gathering of people from there or receive a call or meet someone from there that you've seen a long time ago...mark my words
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do I Always Forget My Dreams Before Waking Up From Bed? by idonhammer: 7:46am On Apr 24, 2020
From my experience, that Is backwardness.Something is holding you back from moving forward.You.need 3 days fasting and praying with psalm 23 , 31 and 35.

mabeni:
lately, I have been seeing myself in the community where I grew up and with my childhood friends. The community I left over 14years ago. What does that implies.
Note : I am an easy going person and I don't keep friends now.
I only have one friend.
FamilyRe: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by idonhammer: 7:59pm On Apr 23, 2020
Mumsy go say I must finish my food before she go give me my limca drink. Ohh.. I love u so much nnem oma.

HealthRe: Coronavirus Symptoms: Covid Toe Discovered As New Covid19 Symptom by idonhammer: 7:47pm On Apr 23, 2020
Instead of them to discover the cure Dem dey discover symptoms.

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