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fake news

then you are bloody minority.

Hezmatosky:
Ibos, hausa and yoruba are just the problem of this nation. Thank God and not from any

kalvoken:
I wish am a sniper(not the liquid one though)

I would have helped a lot in Saving Nigeria. Many old men need to go back to their maker for the betterment of the nation

Pardon him,na anger and hungry.

Simplyleo:
So where is the lies?

That there is no Npower or their 30k monthly stipends is not true?

Or that the govt has not been paying the 30k stipend?

Pls, point out the lies.

Snake

Ok

Yoruba amaka....shame just dey catch me.

That her dad is working with Saipen oil company,not knowing that her dad is a gateman at GRA PH. Fck up babe.

I am like,let the house party continue jare. After all my bedroom na my office.

It is so because you never see that guy wey scatter your head. When you find one, na you go beg am to fck the hell out of dat your tight wet pssy.

Maryjane001:
Exactly the way my parents trained me. Even now, I find it hard to go to a guy's house. Most times, when guys invite me to their place after getting to know them for a while, my brain would just translate all the possibilities of any type of gbege happening. As usual, I would decline and keep postponing till u get tired or I block u.

Hoodbilonia:
Fool.
I use to be in your shoes back then in 2017
I housed,feed,bleeped some asses
Months later.i went broke
Dey dey dey write my house has a/c. Dis dat
Small boy talk
Wen she carry belle
U go use dat same hand sell dat dirty 1hp a/c
Sell tv join.
Oops no forget
Landlord go soon come
Money no dey
U dey dia dey spread .dey do big man give one yeye undergraduate, dey feed am.
God punish all u useless girls dem
. If to say u soapy all along.
U 4neva dey ok by now.
Hahahahahaha
I cant wa8 till u get kicked out and come flooding nairaland with your account number.help me.pls donate story shiiit
Hahahahahaha
Fool

Disconnect your light and tell her that you have run out of cash that she should borrow you some money.

MadeBoy:
I'm a guy that likes my privacy reasons of my quality time to think and pray for hours. Because I face a lot of spiritual challenges. And my midnight prayers have been helping me. Most especially when I had a nightmare or anytime I woke up.

I will seal up my windows and doors while my AC is blasting high. And even when I raise up my voice it doesn't come out.

The government just extended the lockdown which is tiring. She came to my house and doesn't want to leave. I have so many debts on my head now and my yearly house rent is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have uses for myself to prolong the suffering during this lockdown. Branch and carbon are sending me SMS to pay my loans.

My apartment is so cussing, chilling and so comfortable more than her house by far. Maybe reason she doesn't want to go. She will be disturbing me and dragging remot control with me. When I am watching TV she will just change it to nollywood drama.

I do want her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.

Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..

I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.

I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited.

Anoda jobless man will bleep your lovely wife for 20 years ..it is called karma.

scopusng:
I dated a married woman for good 10 years.

Since you believe what she said will come to pass,let us know when it starts from your family.

Moralgladiator:
She had spoken the truth!! Any fool can see the effect will be disastrous in Africa...no be curse na fact because we aren't prepared like even Ecuador,Italy, France and Spain.

you still dey ask? chioma of course.

obembet:
Leave FG, tbey no normal... Let go for this


A man is dating 2 ladies at a time. Chioma and Bisola. He told Chioma that there's Bisola, But told Bisola she is the only one he's dating. Who does it love most?

The way they are releasing the results shows that everything is fake..why not wait at least one week and release the results at once? They just confirmed 20 new cases today to justify the 14 days extension. ....Criminals

akwuna dem

Hihihihhi

Afolabimills:
God punish u buhari

God bless you our daddy

They have extended the lockdown till 3rd June 2020

Yahoo discharge

Ok

Then kiss all the contracts goodbye.Nothing goes for nothing,if left hand wash right hand, right go wash left hand.The poor people you will donate the foods to will only thank you,but they have no contact to make you blow. In case you don't know, they are taking names of all the donors and each and everyone of them will be compensated accordingly when everything normalized. Na the game be dat.

AbujaAgent:
If I where in good position to donate money in this country, I will simply buy items worth the amount I want to donate and give directly to the people I feel I should give it to. Giving to government who steals from the people is a very wrong decision.
Foolish people elect foolish leaders.
Use this period to acquire an online skill.
May God protect us

3.months qoubik birus 1-9 lockdown loading....

Cuz he knows the food is useless.

hisexcellency34:
is this palliative? Something that can't last for two days. See the look on the man's face

Like say Dem know God, evil doers.

Heart of women wicked pass.

mhiztee15:
Heart of men are wicked!

May God help us not to open our doors to wicked people

Pardon him, dude is highly hungry.

obembet:
Supposing na white man write the book, u would have appreciate it and get a copy.

Black is the problem of black

which money guy? come Dubai you go know say dude na apprentice.

What do you want to do with the pictures?it seems graphic and disturbbing pictures turns you on....Na person like u go get accident finish begin dey take selfie for the accident scene.

Dew04:
Pictures would have completed the post. Just stating my opinion

Your own don finish,men go fck your wife Taya....karma is 100% real

yawahappens:
Guys I feel so bad , cos the temptation was too much, here's how it happened.........

My dad has been ill for over 3 months, he had an accident with fractured wounds but he is recovering, my family had to move to the hospital, so we have bn tending to him on a daily basis....to cut the long Mata short, this hospital has hot and sexy nurses...shuu!

Nna mehnn...everyday I flirt with everyone of them, but there is this particular one that always gave me this "cum and [romance] me" look mehn, the one and only big problem was that she is married (a forbidden fruit), Na she cum fine pass, fresh pass, sexy pass....OMG!, I couldn't resist so I collected her number and we started from decent chats like "how is ur family?, take good care of ur husband" to "I feel like __ hmmmmmm".

It got so intense that we had to choose a date for our Champions league match , so we picked today.

I went to her house and as a sharp guy b4 leaving, I bought a pack of durex condom.
On getting there it was a two-storey building and she was living in one of the flats, I cum dey fear make none of her neighbors code our mission.

As we enter house, she first go on generator, kon on dstv dey show Africa magic (the channel u see in most Nigerian homes...eeeww) , then as the guy, I made the badoo move ,

I held her hands and was complimenting her on how soft it was while __ kissing it, she started __softly, so I pulled her towards me and then...ghen ghen!, the main action started

After the action film ended, she showed me her wedding photos, it felt awkward and weird to me.

Your brain dey there.

godofuck231:
Ogbanjes are weak to men who have patriachian spirits, they protect what they can't destroy and and add wealth to his riches