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mumu! Na B$B sure pass that time, 6-6 things

Akshow: Dont tell me nonsense. Eyin boys....è gba oju è.

Skiibanj, u don land?



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[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]In PH.

They need to check his birth certificate.

That's not a Yoruba man. He looks like one of our ibo cousins that works in Walmart cash register.[/quote]looool

No! It's the other way round. Giving me headsh'it

She looks just like Shawn Micheal \/\/\/

FILEBE: . Idrisi. Guy! Guy! Wetin u be sef? Idrisi Abdul Malu or idrisi Eba? Ar u a learner? U just enta wan start ur own dat we go fit notice u abi.? Ok. We av sighted you. Now go to bed n sleep hapily like you hav achievd an oustanding feat! Mtshweee.

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ichidodo: KAABAAAAAAAAL!. THAT GUY IS A BLOODY KILLER AND A CHEAT!! LMAO!!!

I tell you, he fights like no tomorrow.

kkkp: Leave Me Out Of 2015 Race, President Jonathan Begs

President Goodluck Jonathan has begged to be left alone to focus on delivering on his political promises to Nigerians,instead of being drawn into alleged 2015 moves.

In a statement today, his spokesman, Dr. Reuben Abati, refuted a newspaper report that a 21-member committee has been set up towards Jonathan’s 2015 campaign, saying that Mr. Jonathan has not yet taken a decision on whether or not he will seek re-election in 2015 and has therefore not mandated any individual, committee or organisation to start working on his behalf for the 2015 elections.

“President Jonathan’s stated wish to be left alone to focus on delivering on his promise of good governance and national transformation without unnecessary distractions should be respected,” the statement said.

“Political jobbers and their collaborators in the media should stop heating up the polity with baseless speculations and falsehoods revolving around imaginary plans and schemes by the Presidency for the 2015 elections.”

It will be recalled that at the presentation of the “PDP Women-In-Power 2013 Calendar” in Abuja on February 21, the PDP National Women’s Leader and member of the National Working Committee (NWC), Mrs. Kema Chikwe, openly said that Mr. Jonathan would return as President in 2015.

“We are even more confident that when President Goodluck Jonathan returns in 2015, women would be talking about 50 per cent and not 35 per cent,” she said. “As we give him unequivocal, undiluted, unresolved and unlimited support and as we march with him to 2015, PDP women will reach the promised land,” she said.

Mr. Jonathan did not contradict that statement, and Abati did not issue a bloated refutal.

Today’s statement by the Jonathan spokesman is the first time Mr. Jonathan has referred to his electoral promises, which ran in the hundreds, since he was elected. Political observers believe that his failure to address those promises poses the biggest obstacle to any dreams Jonathan has about being reelected, even if he were to run.

“Ambition don begin jam reality,” commented an analyst when contacted by SaharaReporters, “I mean, reality don begin jam ambition!”



Full text of the press statement by ReubenAbati:

“In spite of clear and unambiguous pronouncements by President Goodluck Jonathan that he remains fully focused on the implementation of his Administration’s agenda for national transformation and not the politics of future elections, the Presidency has noted with concern that some individuals, groups, organisations and sections of the media have continued to foster the myth of a President and Administration solely concerned with jostling and self-positioning for the 2015 elections.

“On Monday, April 15, 2013, ThisDay newspaper published a front page news story titled “21-member C’ttee Empanelled for Jonathan’s Second Term Bid” wherein it was stated, inter alia, that “the president’s aides and associates have set up a 21-member committee to advise (President) Jonathan on the viability of his entry into the presidential contest in 2015”. The impression is further created that a group known as “We, the people” has its roots in the Presidency and that the 2015 campaign has now become the main preoccupation of the Presidency.

“This is totally untrue and without any basis in reality. As he has truthfully declared on several occasions, President Jonathan has not yet taken a decision on whether or not he will seek re-election in 2015 and has therefore not mandated any individual, committee or organisation to start working on his behalf for the 2015 elections.

“President Jonathan’s stated wish to be left alone to focus on delivering on his promise of good governance and national transformation without unnecessary distractions should be respected. Political jobbers and their collaborators in the media should stop heating up the polity with baseless speculations and falsehoods revolving around imaginary plans and schemes by the Presidency for the 2015 elections.

“The Presidency has also observed what seems to be an emerging trend whereby persons with their eyes fixated on political opportunities in future elections are beginning to use President Goodluck Jonathan’s name to promote themselves and their vaulting ambitions. It was clearly in this regard that some unscrupulous persons began to print 2015 campaign posters with President Jonathan’s photograph whereas the Independent National Electoral Commission is yet to announce the commencement of campaigns and political parties are yet to conduct any primaries for the selection of candidates.

“Perhaps the most audacious illustration of this trend and resort to mischief and opportunism is represented by an advertorial which appeared at page 14 of the Saturday Vanguard of April 13, 2013 signed by one OBITEX Industrial and Investment Company Limited. The colour advert shows President Jonathan purportedly raising the hand of Nze Akachukwu Nwankpo, under the umbrella of the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) with the unmistakable suggestion that the President has endorsed Nze Nwankpo as the PDP Gubernatorial candidate for Anambra state. The advertiser claims as follows: “As Mr. President, His Excellency Dr. Ebele Goodluck Jonathan has symbolically raise(sic) up your hand, so you have been chosen by the God Almighty to be the Governor of Anambra State come 2014.” It is instructive that the so-called raising of hand is represented through an artist’s sketch, and not a photograph with verifiable, empirical value.

“For the benefit of the unwary, the Presidency emphatically states that President Jonathan has not endorsed any candidate for any position whatsoever ahead of the 2015 general elections neither has he commissioned persons to start campaigns for his own candidature.

“As a leader who respects the rule of law, President Jonathan respects the fact that there are laid down procedures, defined by INEC and the political parties, for the selection of candidates for any election. As a law abiding citizen, President Jonathan will not engage in any act, symbolic or direct, that runs counter to laid-down procedures. As a loyal party man, he will equally not do anything that will amount to the usurpation of the party’s structures and powers to conduct primaries and choose candidates for elections.

“We therefore disown the claims and allegations of Presidential endorsements or the commencement of 2015 campaigns. The general public and affected stakeholders are advised to be wary of the kind of opportunism, misrepresentation and mischief that usually arise ahead of elections in general.

“The Presidency seizes this opportunity to warn all 2015 political office seekers, and their sponsors, friends or collaborators, to desist from unconscionable exploitation of President Jonathan’s name in the service of jaded antics of self-aggrandisement, promotion and positioning.

http://saharareporters.com/news-page/leave-me-out-2015-race-president-jonathan-begs

eat me raw

gboss4sure: The fisherman can buy your entire generation.

with our money abi?

playboy19: She didnt answer a single question. All she did was talk talk and talk without making a single point.

All i heard was comparism with other countries. She even made a mistake of comparing Nigeria's electricity with SA's and then quickly retracted her statement or shall i say re-phrase.

And the giggle that ended the interview? Priceless. Sound more like... thank God this is all over.

Na who I go come believe now?? Some says she did well while others say she F'd up. Besides, na interview I wan chop?

adexsimply: u wan watch CNN for NTA?

Yes na. E go work na, shebi na our Naija Econs minister? Why e nor go show? Just put am for channel 32 vhs 45

Seun: WTF is 2100 CET? Can someone convert that to Nigerian time please?

Which of the Seun are wa?
Seun Kuti?
Osewa?
Others?

Well oga na 9m or so I tot!

Tuned to NTA on my 1980's black and white TV while chopping gala drinking zobo

Anywhere belle face

Do you?

Hmm, is he contesting against GEJ in 2015?

Mustay: Coming from a foreign source? Not surprised.

The yoyo to see a religious war is something that tickles their fantasies!

Often times, like BH, one wonders which one bebe MEND? The e-mail MEND?

The correlation of Henry Okay and their arguments is twisted. Next thing they will say they are targetting anything South African!

I must agree, things get clueless day by day
. . .

yeah right. Cos the clueless one is on top of the situation and terrorism happens everywhere in the world, it is Nigeria's time.

It makes no sense.

Ola Johnson: He should as well make DSP Alamiesiagha the country's High Commissioner to the United Kingdom.

hehehe you bad oh. U want them to Ibori him abi?

Everfrank: Pardon or no pardon this man remains a criminal to the rest of us. Nobody will ever trust him again. He is being rewarded for his sponsorship of militants and for spearheading the rigging into office of GEJ.

Spot on! *SMH*

It ain't nutin' new

Na how much GEJ dey pay these BH boys per month sef?

Happy Sunday folks, God bless you all!








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NO! GEJ's fresh sef never reach the 36 states wey dey

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