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Lagusta: OPPA GBAGAUN STYLE!!!!!!

But seriously, i'm so sorry about your heartbreak, dont worry, your knight-in-shining-armour is on the way!!!!

but for now.......... READ YOUR BOOKS!!!!!!!!!

LMAO! Naija PSY I sight you






@Seun.....21 rules of nairaland Omo see commandments

ebamma: .Their own better sef,me na candle light them use born me

you be bolo for where I dey na....me na firewood light we use on my birth day oh

Decryptor: Why does something tell me that this...

...IS THE OFFENSIVE

...And this is the DEFENSIVE (Counter Attack).
I bet these two had something going on!
Apologies if i'm wrong!

ok. And na u be consultant abi

[quote author=:: VMF ::]I am a newly registered nairalander! Una no go welcome me again[/quote]where you pass enter? Oya vamoot

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]GEJ is working, haters are tweeting.[/quote]shut ur yansh up jor! Which kain dirty work gej deh do?

We ain't gonna buy that crap he's goin out 2015 phuck the propagandists!

Scarpon: seriously money control bitches . I remember when a lady gave ayo(wizkid) a hot slap during our secondary school cuz he toched her butt unknowingly. see wizkid now like play like play

yeah, they said money brings bitches, bitches bring lies...one nigga gettin jealous and mother'fu'cker die...depend on me like the first and fifteeen, etc..

stebell: I'll rather vote PDP than vote any party

yeah, you can go ahead and vote for ur clueless gej not pdp again. Mumuni

Nice one! He lOoks cute and honourable, unlike all these thieves them, Soludo an co... To hell with them. Anambrians vote for Ngige under #APC

Your husband is still better than the puppet we have as president even at his death. RIP sir!

fitzmayowa: Tout how What makes him a tout...another soludo/akunyili disciple...SMH

no mind am bros, na Buhari dem deh fear

Okroacha my guy!

That's a great move sir, every reasonable Iboman should listen to this governor, his on the right track... Haters should kick rocks!

Jade William: I download on my bold 5 using moviemobile.net.Use google then click on d one that brings out bollywood;hollywood&so on; then click on hollywood unless u'r d type the watches bollywood movies.

so u sef deh downlaod sara for dat site abi? Chei naija, osho free people

Me na Team Etisalat oh, I no deh PORT got Empty-chicken

#etisalat

DICKtator: Cherubim and Seraphim kinda dress mode. They like water/river and dreadlocks.

hahahahahaha them full bar beach oh! E be na mammy-water be dem god oh

@40lapdogs #40lapdogs follow them at ur own risk, they're on every social network spitting venoms against the man #Sai-Buhari... 2015 is getting nearer, the end of PDP era so they're shaking and breaking like they've caught the holy-ghost.

Obago

noblezone: No More Nigeria then.

Amen. Amen.



I don't know where Naija is heading to and I don't even care. Me, I am heading to Biafra!!!

Biafrans! Leave the North!
Biafrans!! Leave the North while you have the chance!!

After settling boundaries and disputes, you can conveniently purchase their visa and go back (if it is a must oo).


Emm...
Ebuka!, have you learnt the Bifran National Anthem yet?

Pipe-dreamers, there they go, there they go! Uugh!

badmrkt: what trouble are you talking about?

Big trouble foool

Asari may face jail term for treason when 2015 comes Foolish criminal!!

This girl is fine oh I love her.... Abeg Paul if you no wah di pickney leave am, mi ah fi gwan adopt him

Siga: When I read stuffs like this, I cry for the children and unborn kids of Nigeria....when will people have compassion in this country? Why do people believe its ok for you to have while others die because you are trying to have it all....even a dog has more compassion than these people....haven't you guys stolen enough? I am so confused and lost....when do people hate this country so much and hate their fellow HUMANS .... is it a crime to be a NIGERIAN?

Yes I guess it's BIG crime to be a citizen of the Federal Republic of Nigeria... It's high we go nationalize in Ghana.



^^@Dokubo, this FAT-FACE nigga is just as bad as the boko haram boys. BH and MEND are all properties of the PDP/GEJ so there's no surprise men.

2nd to comment

Hehehe ope oh

[quote author=Omo_Tier1][size=14pt]Why is it that each time BUHARI's name is mentioned as a possible Presidential candidate for APC, PDP lapdogs go dey sweat for "brocus" [/size]

Hmmm, is a *******BUHARI/FASHOLA****** ticket in the offering [/quote]Yes Boss!







Sai Buhari!

whiteeyes: . From your name I can guess your religion. But because I resolved not to abuse on this thread I would have said you are a fool and an idiot illiterate! Do you have the words chanted? What if tHe route was the only one to the burial ground? By the way, is Christ your mate for you to wRite such? If anyone refers to your mohamed as such, war begins! Anyway the God you address so is not handicapped and cand handle all things without agberos like in islam that that fight for their allah! Be warned

when men deh talk make b'itche's like you shut the phuck up! Educated mugu! Don't ever quote me again or I'll treat ur phuck one time

Professor Peter: Umoru a u dead?

yo wut u smoking on?

lacasa: Noorthern christians r the problem of the north.

- they bomb their churches.

- engage in cannibalism by eating the human flesh of slain muslims.

- provoke other religions which spark off sectarian crisis.


#... This is intentional!!

don't the phucking hypocrites!





@guruobina, truth hurts right. Well that's some Alomo bitters s'hit

cyara: Guy i hope all is well ?

Yes hun









Why?

kalufelix: ah go vex use cutlass divide this country one day o...
One Nigeria ma nyash
mtcheeew! ah go vex use cutlass divide this country one day o...
One Nigeria ma nyash
mtcheeew!

oya carry cutlass start to dey clear those bush wey full ur backyard

RIP Umoru!

Your boy jona don enter power oh and hin dey phuck up well well

hin wife(impatience)and ur wife(tura soap) are fighting over our land oh... But e be like say na ur wife win the case.

The mumu boy wey succeeded u don increase fuel oh... The guy deh vex pass u oh

Na so-so die innocent people dey die since hin come power oh and the fool still wah contest di next election.

Oga umoru, if to say u fit summon and come meet you for that side e go make sense oh...since wen pesin go there hin no go fit come back..

Anyhow sha baba nutin do you, rock on!

Thank God say my Dubai runs don click... Astala Naija

You guys shouldn't worry, I will still be y'all here on Nairaland