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Gzus kryst of anambra *wow*

born2fuck: Do they mean Cold water from refrigerator or Ordinary water/normal water.

If it is cold water, it means we have to add blokes to it to make it very cold then bath.

na cold ice-block pure water tutu mai sanyi.

I don't know about iceland or canada o, but for naija na cold water and garri sure pass. Unless u wan mek eba be dat.

[quote author=smeagol_gollum][color=#006699](28)ssssssss.We Likess them Raw!! Raw we Likesess them!!

https://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bear-grylls-frog.jpg[/color][/quote]in smeagol's voice *gollum,gollum, give it to us RAW!

Lol! Christians dem ah vex eeeeee! God pass dem!

The okoye's bastard!

Shekpe joint

God bless those that contributed, and those that are willing to but can't. Jazakumllahukair!

yuzedo: Huh? Poeple still enters moluwe bus in dis 21th centurry?? we give uppp!!

wetin you know? You wey na banana iceland you dey 24/7!

dridowu: Anywhere belle face, since us reject am , we 2 reject am, if us accept am, we 2 go accept am.

ogiriri gbamila!

solidbroda: nah your papa be daft man. How many road construction has ur dad carried out in your street. Obviously nothing. Like father like son. Family of daft mofos. Suffering from Daftism syndrome

aaaah! Na your papa?! Or sey di guy papa na president or governor? Mehn you're the DAFTEST soul I've seen here! Anyway, happy DAFTS days to you and you masters!

Wisdytech: By AKEEB ALARAPE

A prosecution witness in the ongoing probe into abuse of the Petroleum Support Fund of the Federal Government, Mr. Mohammed Adedapo, has told a Lagos High Court, sitting in Ikeja, how three oil marketers allegedly forged documents to perpetrate N1.1 billion.

Adedapo, who testified in the trial of Messrs Abdullahi Alao, Opeyemi Ajuyah and Olarenwaju Olalusi, told Justice Lateefat Okunnu, how the marketers collected money for products not supplied.

The oil marketers, alongside their companies, Majope Investment Ltd and Axenergy Ltd are being prosecuted by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) for fraudulently obtaining N1.1 billion from the Petroleum Support Fund of the Federal Government.

At the resumed sitting of the court yesterday, Adedapo, who is an inspector of petroleum products of Q and Q Control Marine Services Nigeria Ltd, alleged that Alao and his co-defendants had imported about 4,000 metric tonnes of petroleum products but had obtained subsidy payment for 15,000 metric tonnes.

Led in evidence by EFCC counsel, Mr. Francis Usani, the witness said Q and Q was contracted by Oando Oil and Gas Plc to inspect the quantity of products brought in by a vessel, MT Brief on behalf of Majope Investment Ltd. He stated that the discharge was done at Lister Jetty in Apapa between January 22 and 23, 2011, saying that the vessel brought 15,000 metric tonnes.

According to him, about 4,000 metric tonnes were discharged into the facility while the remaining quantity was taken away by the vessel. Adedapo said he wrote a protest letter to the captain of the ship as a result of the discrepancy witnessed in the transaction after which he issued a Shore Tank Certificate to the marketers indicating that only 4,000 metric tonnes were discharged in the facility.

Under cross-examination by counsel to the defendants, Mr. Wale Akoni (SAN) and Mr. Oludare Falana, Adedapo maintained that he did not sign any document indicating that 15,000 metric tonnes were discharged.

“The Shore Tank Certificate showing that 15,000 metric tonnes were supplied was not signed by me. The signature looks like mine but this document did not emanate from Q and Q,” he added. Following the denial, Falana ordered him to sign on a blank paper for comparison of the signatures.

The paper was admitted by the court as Exhibit P6. At this juncture, the court adjourned till July 24 for continuation of trial. In a related development, the trial of three other oil marketers, Messrs Ifeanyi Anosike, Emeka Chukwu and Ngozi Ekeoma could not hold yesterday because the counsel to the defendants, Mr. Lai Babatunde, urged the court to allow him sort out some matters with his clients. During proceedings, Anosike’s counsel, Mr. Lai Babatunde (SAN), informed the court that he was contemplating his withdrawal from the matter based on recent developments.

He, therefore, asked the court for an adjournment to enable him discuss further with his client. The marketers and their firms, Anosike Group of Companies and Dell Energy Ltd. are facing trial before Justice Adeniyi Onigbanjo for an alleged N1.5 billion fuel subsidy fraud. The judge adjourned the matter till September 18, for mention.

------READ MORE: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/national/subsidy-fraud-how-oil-marketers-defrauded-fg-efcc-witness/

No! It's suppose to be how FG and oil marketers defrauded Nigerians!

No wahala my calabar babe dey close to keep me warm! Garrrri full store, beans yanpian, red oil, indomies, rice, yam etc... I got what it teks to sustain, make e rain scatter!

kliq: Ironing,irony? Ok I gat u....brb

iron shirts or trousers?

Oh, it's now they realize they beeen licking a retardeen's arrse! 2015 is 'round di corner and we sweep his thievery arrse out!

Shoot di bastards!

America is trying to put thing in order. The world power!

unlessgod: The Middle Belt Reconnaissance, MBR, has called on Governor Rotimi Amaechi to publicly apologize to President Goodluck Jonathan over the feud between them and to resign from the politics of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum, forthwith.
The Group’s position was contained in an open letter to the governor, a copy of which was given to Vanguard in Abuja, yesterday.

According to the Middle Belters, the strained relationship between Gov Amaechi and President Jonathan was being fueled by Northern power brokers determined to take over power by 2015 and has become an embarrassment not only to the people of the Middle Belt but all minorities in the country.

“We have watched with amazement, the theatre of the absurd. It is public knowledge that the issue at stake is the presidency in 2015, which some self-seeking and unpatriotic individuals in the north insisted, must be occupied by one of their own and in pursuant of this objective, various arsenal including extreme acts of violence had been deployed to abort President Jonathan’s tenure since his emergence in 2011, but the efforts had been futile.

“In the circumstances, we were constrained to write you this open letter, not only to express our displeasure with some northern elements bent on robbing the minorities of our God-given presidency, but also to serve you notice that we shall no longer sit on the fence and watch you trade our future to the north for whatever reason.

“Consequently, we hereby request that you withdraw from the politics of the Nigeria Governors Forum. It is our further demand that you tender an unreserved apology to His Excellency, President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, and the minorities of this country for the agony and embarrassment you’ve caused us”, the body said.

According to the MBR, “the recent decision of the Middle Belt leaders to publicly endorse President Jonathan for a second term was not primarily an act of politicking, but a genuine recognition of the success of his transformation agenda and developmental strides in our region, as well as to demonstrate our support for his leadership”.

The group warned that if Gov. Amaechi failed to meet their demands, it would take legal actions against him.

The MBR letter was signed by its interim Coordinator, Mr. Kaunum Terrence and 10 others.

- See more at: http://www.ogusbaba.com/2013/07/apologise-to-jonathan-group-tells.html

2 ugly thieves! Abeg mek we hear word jareee!

amAZEing: nice one there. The soldiers had always wanted to get the job done like this but GEJ and democracy was not helping matters.

dat is di coco and fura of di matter bruv!

One word: wack!

Oya! Time to nail GEJ asap!

Na today?

psky: Source: http://news.ghananation.com/headlines/314720-dad-kills-son-for-eating-his-gari.html

gadem!

Gifted4all: I pray oooooo which heaven dis one go.too much ganger don scatter dis one brain na

you dey madt! Me wey don smoke like 99,000 pasue and brain still dey inatct nko? dat dude na natural born madman!

gangters, blackstars!

FuuCck naija delta..., scores: 2-1, time:84mins... I be naija boy till I kpai. Dis match sweet dieeeee!

We don't need you, we don't need him either! Both gej/obj shld do us a favour and resign. Pdp as a thieves party shld be banned. How will long will they keep politicking wit di survival of naija eh? Na who swear for nigeria sef, I tire oh!

[quote author=Tinini-tanana]hhahahahahaha..God bless you chei,u talk d truth somebodi mama man dey take fantasize, dey mastubates infact.............well said man.[/quote]come why you come deh post double? Na bold 3310 u dey use?

Obiagelli: The truth can't hide for too long, most of what is written about the APC is nothing but propaganda, can't wait for the party to get registered and its publicity team gets into action, i tell you pdp wouldn't know what hit them.


Thanks for the message, God bless you Sir and every patriotic nigerian

dnt worry,they'll die of frustration. Lol!