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OP you're damn jobless! Only rigging will keep the 'Clueless One' in office after 2015! *drops pourage sh*it on thread*

Mttcchhww! Why I'm I even commenting on dis f*cking thread? *shi*ts on it*

Don Allah wai, waye IBB ne?

Chiscomax: [size=18pt]will this stop those aboki people from calling my line and speaking hausa to me??

what is really wrong with them? [/size]

kaji wanan wawan fa?

Guy, smoke a sac and hit d road...nuttin go happen.. But don't drink and drive oOo! Safe journey!

[quote author=Okija_juju]ERM....



Christians..


I have watched CAN severally act and behave in manners that one can only describe as unchristianlike.. What is this statement of CAN giving El-Rufia an ultimatum that should he fail to meet it, they will revenge. Is vengance no longer the lords?! Or is CAN now the lord?!
So how can these CAN ministers now tell their cpongregation to turn the other cheek or forgive?!


Odikwa egwu o![/quote]Ayo otrisejafor is lord (according to CAN).... When I say 'praise the lord', you say 'otrisejafor'

Ayo oriyefokasibejafor is equals to jesus christ una personal lord and saviour? LMSAO! I think una sef need psychiatrist asap

Political cancancum!

Ett

Wetin do d other guy for eye na? Dem stab am bottle for face? Abi na fashion or na video shoot out?

Totoface is a LIAR! Seee hin dinosaur head! Blackface, no mind am joor, get ya smoke on bwoy!

We giive upp

1st is fake, 2nd looks real but I'm not too sure. By the way, Whodafuck is rick ross?

Chai! See as dis short man deh touch person wife toto anyhow Which kain nansense be dis na

Seriously, wat r u guys talking about

Somebody should get dis kashi out of frontpage mayne! And why da f*ck is this nigga looking like some fat frog face(fff)nigga? Huh! *spits*

Make I quickly comment for 2nd page oOooOo before di tin reach end time tins!

Wow! Well said mr Putin!









4th page things!

pmc01: Allaahu akbar

kabir

Good initiative! This is definitely a sign of....










































Hope For The North

herbeytv: Sing along if you know this song...

TITLE OF SONG: ASUU PERSONALLY

Personally............X3
Personally............x3
Personally I once had it
I don tire to feed my body
I just dey fear my books like sey I neva jacked it
People reason dt am joking like it
Aaaah.......Na wetin be dis
ASUU na wetin I see
Saga........them no wan gree
Them sey FG no gree pay

Chorus:

Personally...Professionally, this strike is nt
intentionally
But the effect is physically, do they want us to go radically
Emotionally psychologically
our girls forcefully are going biologically, sexually, dramatically and them sey them no wan gree

Chorus

Yeah exceptionally
We need to go spiritually
Them reason na financially
But magically them dey groove internationally
Nawa.........nawataically
Waka.........na from my dictionary
Saga....them no wan gree
They sey them no wan gree.

Lovely song! Bros abeg I go follow you do the remix.. Abegticaally, we go do the remix togetherly, shey u dey understand me...me sef sabi flow physically, mathematcally.. Give me the mic make I bustically

[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Former Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Dr (Mrs) Farida Waziri,OFR has reminded former President Olusegun Obasanjo that ability to be used to witch hunt political enemies in the rabid pursuit of a third term agenda has never been part of the qualifications for appointment as chairman of the anti-graft agency.

Waziri stated this while reacting to publications on allegations made against her by the former president. Obasanjo had been quoted as saying that Waziri was not qualified to head the EFCC when she was appointed chairman of the Commission.

According to the statement personally signed by Waziri “My attention has been drawn to a number of allegations made against me by Mr Obasanjo. One of such was the alleged involvement of former Delta state governor, James Ibori in my appointment. While I hold the office of a Head of state, either serving or retired in the highest esteem, I will like to put on record for the umpteenth time that this is totally unfounded, blantant lie and arrant falsehood. It is therefore worrisome when a man who has been twice a Nigerian head of state can descend so low to peddle falsehood. The truth is that I never met Ibori in my life until after months in office as chairman of the EFCC when I used to see him in the presidential villa.

It is on record today that I initiated the investigation that drove Ibori into the waiting hands of Interpol and Metpolice. As such, it is illogical and nonsensical for anyone to continue to insinuate that Ibori has a hand in my appointment. I remember this was one of the lies Obasanjo’s sit-tight pawns cooked to stop my appointment as EFCC chairman in 2008.

“On the issue of qualifications raised by Obasanjo, the qualification for appointment as chairman of the Commission as stipulated in its Establishment Act says that the chairman shall ‘be a serving or retired member of any government security or law enforcement agency not below the rank of Assistant Commissioner of Police or equivalent; and possess not less than 15 years cognate experience’. Late President Yar’adua did not have to alter the Establishment Act when he was appointing me unlike what Obasanjo did.

“Again for the records, I served in the Nigeria Police force for 35 years and got to the pinnacle of my career before my appointment as EFCC chairman. If Obasanjo’s real age has not blurred his memory, I will like to remind him that I was a Commissioner of Police, Admin Force CID, CP General Investigations, CP Anti-fraud, CP X squad, CP Police Special Fraud Unit where I secured the first conviction in a case of Advance Fee Fraud in Nigerian history. These are all prime investigative organs of the Nigeria Police where I related with other law enforcement agencies including the FBI across the world. I must place on record that at SFU, I did not only relate with FBI, Interpol and Metpolice among others , we carried out joint operations at different times on a number of cases. I have also led the Nigerian delegation to the Interpol headquarters in France.

“To further expose the height of mischief in the allegations, the past and present chairmen of the EFCC have both worked under me, yet someone can open his mouth to say I am not qualified to head the same agency. This is in addition to my educational qualifications such as a first degree in Law, a Master degree in Law and another Master degree in Strategic studies. I doubt if Obasanjo himself can boast of this level of educational qualifications.

“I will also like to remind Obasanjo that no chairman of the EFCC has till date beaten my records in terms of investigation of high profile cases, prosecution, conviction and recovery.

“I will like to warn that those who live in glass house don’t throw stones and as such Obasanjo should not allow me open up on him. Respectable elder statesmen act and speak with decorum”

http://247ureports.com/watch-your-mouth-respect-your-age-waziri-replies-obasanjo/[/quote]Na God go punish our stupid leaders! Rubbish, cos OBJ accuse you na dat time you know say you go expose am! Yeye dey worry una!

Naija has gone to the shepopotamus, baboons, lapdogs, attack dogs, kindergarten fools, and otuoke fishermen. Nna na God hand we dey oh!

kayLion: So, it has gotten to a stage where we pay to watch adverts??..I paid MTN for my MB now am using the same MB to stream MTN advert?!..IsOkay O

LMAO! Errrrm bros, you no get cheat?! You dey fall hands oh!

Abu Mikey: As long as say Naija dey PES(with useless names), No wahala

omo those stupid names wen dem dey carry give us dey vex me eeeehn!

And our own very 1st lady madam shepopotamus is involved! It is well!

Chai! This man na Asaro oh!

Sai Buhari 2015...Haters, religious bigots, trabalists....END TIME THINGS for yall!