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Ferruccio:
I reacted the way I did because I've never seen a person with no legs before. Except on Tv, you know Oscar Pistorius? I really never thought I'd ever be stuck with a näked, legless girl in my bedroom. When I saw her, I was petrified. Maybe because I never saw it coming. So, the first thing that came to my mind was to tell her to get out of my flat. If she told me beforehand, explained her situation and all, I would have handled the situation better.

Ferruccio:
Last week I was in Europa night club in Pretoria and, well, I met this chica. Flirted with her, and it got to the point where we both got hörny and I suggested that we go to my room for a nice fück. I did not notice this chica was just like Oscar Pistorius, and by the latter I mean she had no legs. She used prosthetic legs! I only noticed this when we got to my flat.

So, well, when we got to my flat, I told her to sit on my bed while I go to the loo. And when I came back I was horrified by what I saw, she was sitting on my bed näked on her stumps.

I immediately took her plastic legs and threw them at her and told her to get the fück out of my flat. Because there was no way in hell I was going to fück a girl with no legs. It would've been really awkward!

But when I think about it now, I kind of feel bad. That chica really wanted a dick and I treated her like she wasn't a human being.

LastMumu:
Just July that Op graduated and he already got a juicy job, I don dey find work over 3 years now, nothing! Oh lord of Mavrodi, what is my offence?


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MsDelilah:
Wow...

Okay, first of all, I'm not competing with Siena when it comes to knowledge about cars. The guy knows his onions. Though his personality is sh*t.

I never made him leave. He felt Nairaland was "coming between us" cos I kept calling him out on stuff he posted here. He thought I'd never find out. He left nairaland so that he could "focus on us".

By all means, send a guy to lead me on here. I'm not desperate enough to hook up with a guy I've never seen. I don't do online dating. Except you can pinpoint where I am, there's no how I can be led on, honey.

In those 5 months, I didn't have to wait for him to "perv me out". He was f*cking married, with 3 kids. He kept twisting his marital status - today he's divorced, tomorrow he's separated, next day he "just gave her divorce papers". Nigga was a sh*tty liar. He should learn from me.

I'm not looking to entrap anyone. I heard about Siena long before he ever contacted me. There's nothing I hate more than a man who doesn't respect his wife. He knew he had a family, yet he kept badmouthing her to me. For me to do what, applaud him?

I don't regret what I did to him. His wife and I chatted constantly. She confessed how he had been maltreating her for MORE THAN A YEAR. How this isn't the first time he cheated. The only person that ruined his family, is Siena Gbudje.

To show you how stup*d this guy is, after I sent his wife our entire chat history, I contacted him again to form "I don't know what came over me". One would think he had learnt. But a monkey in a tuxedo is STILL a monkey.

Nigga kept asking "can we start afresh? We need to be more careful now that she's in the picture". What sort of man is that? Then he'll come to Nairaland to act holier than thou?

I don't regret what I did.

Let him stalk me. I know he's still on Nairaland. This is a married man who told me to stop being friends with my ex because it made him uncomfortable. I laugh in German. Oniranu! This is a man who warned his wife not to have any male friends, yet he's the same one that would invite his female friends to sleep over. What a dog!

princeofpeace22:
kior kior kior
Laughing in Russian language

ShelterHomes:
you can save my number cos I know sooner or later you going to be in Land mood .

opeyemta:
Everybody should shun the above post, the guy said is username is Neddy and that he has not been confirmed for 4days (which is a lie, confirmation is done within 24hours ) and is username Neddy (does not exist yet on our server ) . He is a weak hearted crook. rather than looking for a job, he is obsessed with irrelevant things.

princeofpeace22:
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MaziOmenuko:
By the time seun wakes up and moves all the MMM threads to front-page with enticing heading: by the time the story spreads on Facebook and all other social media, by the time you see it on front-page of major newspapers...

you will understand the meaning of CRASH

trendygirl:
Scammer scammer i paid you N15150 for bitcoin and then you refused to send then you blocked me out and blocked my number. Omeiza47 same person as enesi47 i will keep calling you out till you return my money

Goodplace:
FROM THE DEPTH OF MY HEART AND WITH ALL APPRECIATION I WANT TO THANK ALL THOSE THAT MADE COMMENT AND ADVICE TOWARDS ME. THANKS GUYS..

missiamme:
some people will just kill themselves over MMM.

MMM and GHW all the way...

Sylverbox:
That leg looks nothing like its indicated for amputation. Wish him quick recovery sha.

Berlynn:
your wife looks really mature tho late marriage! ... Happy marriage life tho

mamatayour:
With God ALL things are possible. There is nothing God can't do. Moreover, scans in Nigeria are sometimes shitty cos the machines are archaic and can't differentiate a boy from a girl. Most times they confuse awaiting mothers and make them get girl clothing whereas it's a boy

otunbaa:
In June 2014, I moved into this house in ikeja while working with an oil and gas firm and my fiancé was living and working in the states and was planning to relocate back to Nigeria so we can get married and start our own family. In December 2014, same year I moved into the house, I got sacked by the company for no reason and this is a job I have been doing for almost 3 years and since then I have not gotten another job till this moment because I feel that someone with my experience shouldn't be finding it difficult to get another job because I have worked with 3 major oil and gas firms with close to 8 years experience. In 2015, my fiancé got back from the states hoping to start a business and before we know it we started spending the money on nothing tangible till it finished and ever since she tried going back but no luck due to no money to finance it and nobody is willing to assist us with money, it's like helpers are running away to assist. We struggled to pay this year's rent ( 300k ) which will expire by June next year. Just recently someone told us to move out of the house that the owner might have done something to hinder our progress while he progresses and also I was told by someone in the neighborhood that a labourer died in the building while building the house and we are the first occupant of this house. I and my fiancé have concluded to move out of the house.
So fellas what do you think?

kissGuys:
...please read carefully...




i am still very young.. in my late teens now...the last out of six siblings...done with secondary school....bt couldn't further because of finance....

right now tho...the last thing on my mind is furthering my education ...thing is...i see it as a waste of time and money...even though i intend going back...bt that will be when i have made some cool cash...


so...for at least two years since i rapped up secondary school...i have been working as a sales person for people...with few ups and downs once in a while...


then...the opportunity to join the Nigerian police came...right at the peak of a frustrating time...so i thought less before registering for constable cadre....went through all the processes...and now am selected...#do note that i did this with little or no help from anyone...so i think the selection this time is on merit#



bt the problem now is that...i have a bigger dream...i intend going into business if my brother will help...the NPF..tho is good bt..then wont give me the financial buttress that i aim for...

their salary scale is quite poor...imagine making sales of eighty thousand naira in 3days for my present boss...thats like the salary of an inspector...and we all know how long it takes to get to this rank....17 to 20 yrs.. just to be paid that amount...its quite dis-heartening... i blv starting a business will be more fruitful than joining the force...


bt on the other hand...i have no serious capital to start a business and i dont know if my brothers will be willing to support me financially...am quite skeptical about that...


so thats were the confusion sets in...i might reject the offer and my brothers may later disappoint me...i might take the job...bt will not be fulfilled knowing i would have been making much more money doing business.....



pls what is the best thing to do on this issue ??
am terribly confused

magicminister:
Oshay!
I like seeing boys chopping and hammering!!

My benz still pass ur own sha