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lefulefu:
guy understand that u need d/f manuals to work on each level and class of naija babe.the way u might chyke a local babe dat resides in Oshodi would be different frm the way u would chyke a babe that reside in highbrow area. All what u listed would only work on those bush girls with tribal marks.For a classy babe there are ways to chyke those ones.

Get dis fool...its easier to chyke classy gals Dan it is to chyke dos local gal u talked abt.
For a classy gal...all u need is goodlooks, good threads and a charming smile.

lefulefu:
guy understand that u need d/f manuals to work on each level and class of naija babe.the way u might chyke a local babe dat resides in Oshodi would be different frm the way u would chyke a babe that reside in highbrow area. All what u listed would only work on those bush girls with tribal marks.For a classy babe there are ways to chyke those ones.

Ure an idiot...so oshodi gals are local gals Where in lag do u live again?

SafeDavid:
Good write up Bella.

I like the part where you said she sees all your flaws.
It also goes both ways.

Besides, I don't see any big deal in kneeling since it has become tradition for the guy to do that.

What forking tradition?
Its guys like u dat make gals feel dey doing us a favour by saying yes....when d truth is we d one doing dem a favour.
We d one taking over her expenses,
We d one gonna be providing for her ass,
We d one dat gonna make sure she's satisfied.
And u expect me to kneel down Its like asing me to beg a teller at d bank to withdraw my money...

lefulefu:
then try and categorize the nigerian girls that act that way.u giving the impression that its all that act in such way.u think say all naija babes be like those smelly ugly babes with dirty torn panties for ur area? I am sure its those ones u were referring about.Try to be clearer nxt time.

As handsome as u look....u disappoint me.
Stand infront of a mirror and read out loud wat u wrote and see how stupid u look saying it.

TrapHedges:
[color=deeppink]how am gonna propose to my wife ;
Jumps down from my Mercedes Benz g-class 2024 model, with a stoned face..
Enters my mantion, throws a diamond ring to my gf.. Ask her to put it on, we getting married in 2 weeks time. .. In Saudi Arabia tho

She can't say NO
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She won't remember d word "NO" bro....d word will disappear frm her vocabulary.
Na broke or insecure dudes dey kneel....I aint either.

bigcp:
i de tell you...u na KORREKT GUY....
but i can kneel... if she's 100% worth it....that's if she's 100%...which is almost impossible....

No mind all dis chicken brain gals....after dem don read novel and watch dos mumu love film finish, dem go dey expect surprised proposal and goin down on one kneels with diamond (local gals dat don't even know d diff btw crystals and d real diamond). Future wife abeg ehn....if I no kneel down abeg say no u hear....so I can promote d side chick who will even remove d ring herself frm d box. Nigerian gals sef wan dey feel like queens....awon local biitches.

FortuneTeller:
This attitude is why women must learn to be independent. Both of you should enter the marriage favouring one another, but due to our Nigerian mentality, it is rarely true. Please realize your argument can never be valid in places like Iceland, Sweden and the US.

Wetin dis one dey talk? Are we in Iceland, Sweden and USA?

U made it sound like a gal is doing me a favour or helping me by marrying me....fork dat, I'm actually d one helping her ministry....I culd stay till 35 before getting married...can she? U talked abt her changing her name, been loyal, giving birth and all d oda BS....which job beats providing for her and d kids we both gonna produce (cos she even needs my sperm to birth d baby, she's later gonna start calling my child) so madam bone dat level....I WON'T kneel to propose to a gal....God forbid bad tin....I'll sit...look her in d face and ask....den we kiss and continue eating after Wc we go ohm and fork.

Olan1y1:
am sure dis person clamouring (IS just 2/5min talk) .. I can't fall..... is not a girl...hhhhhhmmmm. Na gye like me..big1.... u just dy play us..if not proof it (u show us yur pix)

Can someone explain wat dis drunk wrote up dere?

chivinera93:
If u are hooked in a relationshp u wont fall for dangotes son sef

Where u wan even meet dangote's son or a billionaire's son for dat matter? Ur dat ghetto sch u attend or d ghetto area u live and go to Madam shift one side....its ur type dat guys even fork with ordinary ice cream.

joshysmartie:
ure stupid... wallai

Ur village and family elders are stupid.

joshysmartie:
so guys should avoid virgiin.. thay should use cucumber to disvirgin themselve first abi?..... ijiot

Ur papa!

Aniker:
seriously, what angle are you really looking at it from.. Remember the topic

Sex with a virgin is like a covenant....u mess her up, ure in trouble for life.
I'd rada mess up a gal who isn't a virgin....cos her curse won't work.

lefulefu:
Op but these strategies wey u just list go only work on those girls wey dey sell groundnut and moi moi for Oshodi.

U av d IQ of a bingo....I sed nigerian gals....I dint categorize dem....Weda hawkers or bankers or graduate...its works for all gals.

benurch:
Lolz......You are really funny brov.....for me I wouldn't expect the guy to talk much you know!!!!

All dat discussion is just for 5/10mins o...after dat, the date den d forking. End of deal.

Jadoskii:
A major rule of the game

Neva e'er e'er date a virgin.....avoid em lyk ebola....except uve got concrete plans for them......
nigga listen,jux listenn..... don't you dare part her sweet red sea wit yo rod if u ain't taking her to the promised land.
# wen there r gurls with fast and furious pussays out there...

A crate of hero for u bro....just d point I'm trying to make.

Splinz:
You're not making sense.

Same as u...cos I don't understand how been a virgin mean d gal is a rare germs!

benurch:
Op you are definitely on point....it works like magic...all you need is to be a great mastermind and work on your presentation and communication skills....in a matter of days you will surely be swimming in her kitty!!!!!!

Lolzzz...I tell u bruh...it goes like dis:
Guy: hello, how u doing?
Gal: hi...I'm okay.
Guy: I'm Ifa, I work at DPR human resource Dept....wats d name and wat do u do?
Gal: wow DPR?? Dept of petroleum resources wow....na una dey chop our country money na....
Guy: smiles (I don catch fish)....so wats d name and wat do u do?
Gal: ha don't mind me, I'm kike by name, I just finished my nysc, looking to start a bizness.
Guy: wow dats good, I love gals dat fink independently....not dos ones dat hunt for guys around.
Gal: I'm not one of dem o.....I wanna stand alone and make my own money.
Guy: ur bf must be a lucky guy.
Gal: hahahahah....I'm single o, not even looking for a bf sef.
Guy: ure single? U don't mean it....lemme buy u a drink den....or u prefer ice cream?
Gal: I love ice cream....
Guy: good....we meet up tomorrow at coldstone....wats ur favorite flavour...I love vanilla, taste like breast milk...
Gal: lolz...ure a nawty boy...I like strawberry.
Guy: dats cool....alrite Takia see u tomorrow.....(d guy is actually jobless, he just wants some pvssy)

princeemmma:
see this trend oooo, you mean before i go enter a lady, i must be a big earning man? na lie joooo, come and see the pretiest girl my friend is dating, my friend does not have any work, the girl always feed, so i disagree

How u take dey pass exam? Read d post again and understand...don't worry I get u, somepple are slow learners.

Splinz:
These are no genuine reasons to avoid rare gems. A woman's virginity is a thing of pride in this age and time.

Wen u marry a virgin pls indicate it in d IV....or tell ur children dey came out of a virgin's kolo.

Aniker:
hit and run boys

Oh dat....I'm more of a hit and disappear kind of guy.

Aniker:
So virgins should die like that? Watchu saying, it's bad to be a virgin,.? Are you a Fuçkboy?

I dunno
Its not a bad thing
Wat does fvckboy means?

I've had d honour of deflowering 3 gals...and I'm never ever gonna wanna repeat such ever again...here are my reasons:
1) They feel dey doing u a favour by allowing u av sex.

2) After d action, u become Deir oxygen, dey practically can't do anything without u...dey become possessive and clingy.

3) They cry wen u get angry with dem and use d action to threaten u.

4) They threaten to place a curse on u if u leave dem.

5) If u finally hurt dem and dey place a curse on u....it mite come to reality.

To avoid all dis drama....avoid dem.

SolexxBarry:
I dont need to tell all these lies just to get under the blanket with her

We aint talking abt getting under same blanket fool...we talking abt getting inside her pvssy. Ure under same blanket only means ure in d friendzone...wen d sex is hot, who needs a blanket.

AlexCk:
Lol

But op, must one end up getting laid with every gurl one meets??.
That logic is kinda flawed.

Yea its a must my broda...if she aint ur relative...pls make sure u fork her, she will hate u if u don't blive me.

JuicyLucy:
Op is an idiot

Oshey....

cashwithcharity:
Nasco biscuit?

U see ure already smiling...am 60% into ur "online" pants already babe.

cashwithcharity:
Nasco biscuit?

U see ure already smiling...am 60% into ur "online" pants already babe.

ThinkSmarter:
Really? this may apply to white girls not Nigerians
Besides there z no formula for wooing a girl into... as what works for one girl may not work for d other.

Ure wrong bro....gals av only one formula worldwide....dey fall for wat dey "hear". U try it on ur next catch....and come testify.

chivinera93:
You specie are mostly found within human, dey so common in the zoo.. keep ur calm, i dnt gat ur tym sir..

Babe com'on no fighting, if d rules don't apply to u...den fine, but according to trusted and conducted experiments....its works like magic. U can mail me ur contact and I'll show u how well it works.
Which gal wuldnt fall for a guy who works in a fed agency, has families abroad, wanna buy a land or a house stead of flashy cars and clothes, etc.....and trust me u wuldnt know he's lying cos lying is his hobby....

You meet a gal, u go out on a date, u spend money....she talks about wanting to get new clothes, u took her shopping and all d while inside ure mind ure finking of d styles ure gonna use to demolish her pvssy later wen u take her ohm....she knows dis and den she forms an incoming call "oh an emergency?" and she tells u "sorry boo I've got to rush ohm, my Frnd had an accident". And she compensates u with a peck....congratulations maga...u tried.
Now d mistake u made was letting her feel u wanna "buy" sex frm her, when a gal notice ure trying to "buy" sex frm her, she will bail on u....dats a mistake players never make, players make a gal see sex as a mutually beneficial activity...we are both gonna enjoy ourselves. When u put a gal in dat orientation...u won't need to spend money to land her in ur bed, cos she won't feel she's doing u a favour....infact she will feel ure d one help her overcome her konji.
So when next u meet a gal....flirt with her, kiss d back of her hand wen u meet...tell her she smell like nasco biscuit and u'd love to "eat" her....if she smiles....ure 60% in her pants....goodluck fellas.