nenergy:
Ok, how much should it be sold? Please not it was bought at 250k a year ago.

Go repair am den after put am up for sale....how person go use 150k buy something come use another 50k repair am....how much be new washing machine? Smh

PoliteActivist:


I don't do dm's, no time. But go ahead.
I want to say eff Canada too but the ideas and dreams in my head!

Wait first what kind of Canada visa do you even have? It sounds like it's a visitor visa....you can't work with a visitor visa na....your agent don whine for you ba....smh better sit and enjoy your job here smh

PoliteActivist:
I already have my plane tickets o, and been planning my life in Canada oo!
Didn't think I'd actually land the job at all! 500K a month plus housing, car, health and life insurance benefits.
Why is life always like this??!! In serious dilemma what to do

Lolzzzz 500k? In naira that's less than £500/$500 and you say you're confused Lolzzz your story is fake abeg

Louis8796:
How much we be my interest on 20m?

15m not 20m

Godoverevery:
Am currently in a relationship with a 31yr old lady for about 2 month now.
She want to buy iPhone 12pro max and she doesn't have the total money.
She has being complaining about how her phone (techno phantom) isn't good enough for pictures and videos bla bla bla from the time we met.

In my last relationship I actually helped my ex get iPhone Xsmas, she didn't have the total money aswell and I added about 55k to get it for her which I later regret with every blood in me and now the same scenario is happening again.

I actually advise her to get a lesser iPhone which her money can buy but she is adamant she want iPhone 12promax just to show off to other ladies in her office.

She expecting me to help her get the phone and add the remaining balance.
From my calculations she is about 70k-80k short of the money to get the phone and honestly I don't have a dime to give cos only a foolish idiot will make the same mistake thrice.

She emotionally blackmailing me and I can't take it anymore.......at 31yrs I expect more understanding and more important priorities.

so yu come life come buy fone for girls abi? why is a 31yr old girl too broke to buy herself phone? smh

Bayyajidda:


https://dailytrust.com/cooking-gas-price-hits-n1200-per-kg/

very cheap

brainpulse:
Israel comiting the biggest massacre and genocide in history.

The effect is that they are breeding people with more resilience and vengeance.

You can't just take possession of people's ancestral land/ heritage by force and you tell them how to react or not to react.

A lot of people here needs to pick up history lessons.

thats why you dont look for trouble when u have family members at home

spiSeyi:
Most developed worlds don't do programs like NYSC which have no or little impact on the economy.
The US unemployment rate stands at 3.1%, what the government does majorly is provide grants and create entrepreneurship institutions like Silicon Valley. Elon Musk got a grant from the government to start Space X, Meta, Google, and Microsoft are all products of Silicon Valley.
Which notable entrepreneur(s) has NYSC produced that has helped to solve the country's problem None
Nigeria's unemployment rate stands at 53% among the youth and 90% of Nigerian graduates go to NYSC programs. The funniest thing is that it's not the US government that is creating the employment directly, the employment is being created by those who went through the grants & funding series, and Silicon Valley.
My opinions are
1 NYSC should be replaced with compulsory 6 months of entrepreneurship programs in major areas of the economy.
2 Every successful candidate should be given a noninterest loan of 5M each to start a venture.
3 Candidates who failed the programs should go for mandatory skill acquisition for 6 months. The government should give them the necessary equipment they need for their trade and a 1M noninterest loan. (e. g. , a trained fashion designer should be provided with a sewing machine, a weepy machine, and a 1M loan)
Feel free to object to the opinions or add yours

you no like 100m loan see your mouth

Louis8796:
Why does firstbank don't want to give me loan,i tried *894*11#,i clicked on the number 1 icon and the told me dat i am not eligble,i am self employed?

how much loan do you need? i can loan you up to 15m....just 5% interest.....you will submit a car worth that amount or landed property.....if the loan isn't paid back after 15 months....the car or land will be sold to get the money....reply me if you're ready

PaigeTaylor:
Hello house. I'm too angry to type. Been married for 10 years with a kid. 10 long hard years.

He always assures me and portrays himself as a faithful man. I have never suspected him of committing adultery, not because he's not capable, but because I wanted to give him benefit of doubt. I wanted trust to be in my marriage because I'm extremely faithful to him. He disvirgined me on my wedding night.

But he does A LOT of flirting on social media. Passwords his phone from me. This has caused a lot of problems between us, almost leading to marriage break up many times, until people advised me to stay off his phone, which I did. I lost my job since February and have been unable to get another one.

Now I'm learning some soft skills online, using my phone but it got to a point where I couldn't proceed because it's an old phone. I told him yesterday morning that I would love to use his phone, he said ok when he returned from work.

Only for me to go to his browser to enter a website address, I started seeing past searches from him.
LOVE SMS YOU CAN SEND TO UR CRUSH
LOVE MESSAGES YOU CAN SEND TO UR EX GIRLFRIEND.

The one that shook me to the bone is, HOW TO SEDUCE MY SISTER INLAW.

She came to visit two weeks back. She is very beautiful and plump and he has always told me he had a crush on her. So I know.
And those internet searches are RECENT.

I feel so disgusted by his presence now, so much that I don't allow his body to touch mine on bed. I feel for my daughter, she's just 6 years and I don't have any money to take care of her. He doesn't take care of me either, but I have put up with him, I have struggled and suffered with him all these years. Only to see this on his phone. I'm beyond depressed.

He's talking of us celebrating our 10 years anniversary by December and thinking of inviting few family and friends. BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED. The love is dead. I've been played all along.

HOW WILL I HANDLE THIS?

you are a useless wife though, youve been jobless since feb and this is almost oct and all youre worried about his your husband web search history.....very useless human being....no go look for work, feeding you as an adult is what u want in your life.

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??




If you leave this world

Your girlfriend will get another boyfriend.

Your boss will hire someone for your job.

But your parents won't get another You.

We advice you Take care of your parents.


👍

they can get another child though....you aint that important. live your life.

Roseodd:


Can that 1m take me to UK lol

sure

Reelz:

which bank did u use..

im uk based, theres a app called lemonade thats used to transfer forex

obinna58:

Before you consider this, Remember this is not a bank and they have no office or approved by the government
They can fold and nothing will happen

i no say make u give app your money....im just showing you exchange rate. open dom account with uba, change money for aboki deposit

Open dom account, change the money to usd and keep.....your N930,000 will give you $1,000. In 6 months time that $1,000 will be worth N1.5m

In May this year, I changed N500,000 to £528.....now in September my £528 is worth N640k+ Tell me which investment wan gimme N140k+ in 4 months? Even MMM no fit.

specialofficer:
I can't arrest the man,he has money, he has more than 5 houses and you know how Nigeria is, na person wey get money dey win case, if we're to leave the compound by quit notice, yeah he'll give us 6 months to leave but the problem now is the house is really good, big parlour, new house, security and all those stuffs, we won't be able to see a house with that standard and price, that's why my people are scared of the quit notice, now another problem is because they're women, it would have been another thing if they were men, they wouldn't be scared.


I know I made a mistake by spoiling the machine, it was just because of anger, but I'm sure the landlord's threat was an empty one but my mum and sis are just scared, the man can't afford to lose 6 months rent, that's over 700k

who told you that you will live 6 months for free? aftre you demanded his pumping machine? dey play

uche87:
There is no gain without pain in life. We must sacrifice something for whatever gain we make. Remember the concerted efforts made by the late pop legend, Michael Jackson, just to be able to shop in a mall in disguise. Inasmuch as relocating to the UK is a life-defining move and experience, it entails leaving behind some vital aspects of your life for better economic opportunities and a higher standard of living. These aspects will always be missed. Let's recount the interesting aspects of the Nigerian life below:

(1) Food:

You can easily get Nigerian delicacies in some cities in the UK, but that local flavour is always missing. I feel it needs the hands of the rugged women within the crude environment to get it right. For example, which Amala in the world can replace the famous Amala Skye in Ibadan?

(2) Social life:

The social life in the UK is either poor or strange to Africans. People in London are stepping it up with events but other cities are still lagging behind. Even when you organise social gatherings and send out invites, most people ignore them and pick shifts instead. This is unlike Lagos where people easily 'turn up'. Remember what singer Banky W said about social life in Lagos, "Ain't no party like the Lagos party"

(3) Women:
Nigerian women are easily accessible as long as you have the money. You can easily see what Lagos socialite and other celebrities are doing with the dream women of people. Even when you are broke and you are organised as a man, you might still have your way. In contrast, the relationship market is different in the UK. It is a very conservative setting that abhors strangers. Ephemeral factors like skin colour, accent, ethnic background and visa status play key roles in who dates you.

(4) Work-life balance:

If you believe the hustle in Lagos is real, then you haven't seen the one in the UK. With the cost of living rising, I have seen people working 24 hours to make extra bucks. I once met a 48-year-old man who confided in me that he had been working 24 hours for 3 straight days. Most immigrants who set unrealistic targets for themselves end up living to work.

(5) Friendliness:

Nigerians are culturally friendly, especially if you are someone of high repute. Even when you are a nobody and you dress well, people easily get attracted to you. These people try to socialise with you. The UK will unconsciously teach you the differences of the terms; colleagues, friends and acquaintances. Most people only relate with themselves either on a professional or strictly needs basis.

(6) Church:
Sunday mornings are lovely in Nigeria. People wear elegant dresses and head to church. The praise and worship session lightens your mood. It is always a moment of expression of joy. But in the UK, the roads are mostly deserted on Sunday mornings. This is because most people are nursing hangovers from the escapades on Saturday. In fact, you will doubt if the Britons actually introduced Christianity to Nigeria via Henry Townsend in 1842.

(7) Friends/Naija vibes:
It is easier to get people together in Nigeria than in the UK. In Nigeria, most people do 9-5 jobs and the weekends are sacred. Over here in the UK, every day seems the same. When you are free, your friend or neighbour is fully engaged. When you are on a day shift, he might be on a night shift. With Nigerians back home 'billing' the ones in the diaspora more than Ikeja Electric, people work throughout the week to send something home.

( Weather:
Nigeria has one of the best atmospheric conditions in the world. The weather is moderate and with technological devices, you can create your own comfort. In the UK, the weather is so cold and unpredictable. Most times, your sense of fashion goes out of the window. You just want to avoid being sickened by the cold, by wearing big jackets. These jackets make you look like Ninja Turtles. The weather remains more unstable than the mood of a woman seeing her period.

(9) Family Support:
When you start having kids in the UK, you will value family support. It is mostly unavailable. Even when your family is here, most of them will be engaged because time is too valuable. In Nigeria, your parents, grandparents, aunties, uncles and other family members will always be available to support you. All you have to do is to grease their palms, no matter how faint the oil is. At all at all na imm bad pass.

(10) Christmas and other festivities:
The Christmas Day vibe in Nigeria is second to none. People cook the best meals and share them in the neighbourhood. Visitors show up at your place for memorable times. In the UK, it is a bank holiday and some workplaces that can't afford to close, lure people to work with double pay. A greedy Nigerian will take the money and postpone the celebration for the following year. At the end of the year, all your memories might hover around depressing moments at work if care isn't taken.

Osahon George Osayimwen is a Journalist and a Psychologist. He writes from the UK.

Na lie I no miss anything for Nigeria...stop lying

deelizabeth93:
Good evening all. Please I need someone to direct me on steps to follow.

I just got ITA today...Thank God! But I also just put to bed last week. How do I go about adding my newborn? Considering the long time to obtain passport in Nigeria. My husband and I have done out upfront Medicals before now also.

Can someone kindly guide me? Thank you.

Congratulations on your new born.
First is to send a webform alerting ircc of an addition to your family, next get a passport of your baby (fast track it please, bribe as much as you can to get it out fast) den do medical for your baby a den last and most importantly increase your POF to reflect family of 3. Hope these helps.
Pof for family of 3 is $21,055 that's about N12.2m so just put N12.5m to be on a safe side.

GLORY TO GOD, COPR DON DROP….TIME LINE BELOW:

ITA....23/03/2023
AOR....14/04/2023
Med pass....04/05/2023
BIL...04/05/2023
Wife’s Biometric....11/05/2023
I couldn’t do biometric cos my passport had less than 3 month validity.
ADR (new passport needed).... 23/05/2023
My new passport delivery....28/06/2023
My Biometric.....04/07/2023
Wife’s new passport delivery....21/07/2023
Wife’s passport delayed cos she changed her maiden name to mine.
RFV/PPR.....9/08/2023
Passport sent to vfs london....18/08/2023
Passport received by ircc....21/08/2023
Counterfoil.....20/09/2023
Passport sent to vfs....20/09/2023
Copr/Passport on its way to be delivered tomorrow via dhl.

GuruboiNaija:


https://.ng/2023/09/18/im-going-to-serve-tinubu-muri-okunola-resigns-as-lagos-head-of-service/

fastest promotion in the history of lagos civil service.....smh

sukkot:
it’s a reality. Just happened to my relative 2 weeks ago. I am still in mourning. Obviously I am related to the woman who passed

so your relative na illegal immigrant? that your relative problem....nobody said you cant visit home cos you japa na your relative no get valid visa.

sukkot:
So this topic has to be explored because I know many people personally under this category. Now I don’t know about other countries but let’s focus on the UK for this topic.

I know that unless you are extremely lucky it is going to take you between 10 to 15 years to fully settle in terms of papers and money and career and housing etc. in between that time you are running from pillar to post and the silent prayer is that God please don’t let my mother or father fall sick within this 10 to 15 year timespan or else I am most likely never going to see them again.

Well I have many friends and relatives who this happened to. In that time span that they are still unsettled and looking for paper or money, mama get cancer for naija. They are stuck abroad. Mama eventually die. So they never got to see their mother for over 10 years and will never see her again.

So I guess the question is if you find yourself in a situation like this, being in the UK for over 8 years and papers never correct so you are stuck, then you hear that your mother is dying.

WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU ABORT MISSION AND RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA TO BE WITH YOUR DYING MOTHER KNOWING YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RETURN TO THE UK AGAIN OR DO YOU JUST FASHI MAMA AND LET HER DIE WHILE YOU CoNTINUE YOUR QUEST TO LOOK FOR PAPERS AND POUNDS ? What would you do?

thats why you need to japa with correct visa and paper.....illegal immigration isnt japa, its a crime.

Jrmh29v11:
Long post ‼️ ‼️

Profile
*Two or more degrees
*IELTS - L8.5 R9 S8 W7.5 (Dec 2022 first and only attempt)
*Sibling in 🇨🇦
*Combined 2 NOCs
*Entered pool Dec 2022 with CRS 489

Timeline
*ITA - 23rd March 2023
*AOR - 24th April 2023
*MEP/BIL/UCI - 5th May 2023
*GU1(gckey) - 8th May 2023
*Biometrics (VFS Lagos) - 11th May 2023 (got a bit worried at this stage because my biometric data/info wasn't updated in GCkey or tracker; later got updated/completed on May 19, but date still registered as 11th May)
*Eligibility in progress on tracker - 31st May 2023
*GU2(gckey) - 3rd June 2023
*BGC/Eligibility completed - 5th June 2023
*RFV - 6th June 2023
*Passport submitted - 23rd June (sent to VFS Lagos via courier. Dispatched to IRCC office same day).

**Unexpected event. Received an email update on 11th July and rushed to gckey hoping to see counterfoil; lo and behold, it was an ADR for passport photographs. Apparently my photos got missing somewhere between vfs and ircc (up till now I still don't understand how this happened). Contacted vfs to find out how my photos got missing and what i should do next; they provided zero explanations and the CS rep I spoke with said they don't accept any submission(s) apart from international passports. I was so confused and perplexed at this point. I searched and searched online hoping to see info from anyone who had experienced something similar; thankfully i found a nairaland post of someone who went through the exact same thing last year. Long story short, I later sent my photos directly to ircc via DHL.**

--radio silence--
--plenty webforms/emails plus intense prayer--

*GU3(tracker) - 11th August 2023
*GU4(tracker) - 14th August 2023
*Counterfoil - 16th August 2023
*Passport collected with visa and copr docs - 29th August 2023


Docs submitted
*Work ref letter, Work ID, Employment/Promotion letters
*ECA, IELTS, Degree certificates
*Bank ref letter and letter of non-indebtedness
*6 months bank statement
*Gift deed for POF, plus transfer receipt
*Docs for sibling points (PR card, utility bills, lease agreement, NPC birth certificates showing parents names)
*Upfront medical slip (QLife)
*PCC
*NYSC cert (added this just to put my mind at ease, lol)
*LOE for source of funds and another for previous Schengen visa refusal


The devil tried but God prevailed as always. To anyone else who's going through challenges/difficulties in this journey, just surrender all to God (and please do your due diligence too). This PR journey has been known to offer unlimited subscription of sleepless nights lol; you just never know what to expect! But once you involve God in your matter and let Him lead, you can be sure it will always end in praise! To God be the glory for everything!

SUP BRO, ABEG EHN THE WEBFORM YOU SENT WAS IT THROUGH THE NORMAL WEBFORM SITE OR THERES A SPECIAL WEBFORM FOR CHECKING WHEN PASSPORT WILL BE READY?

NA CRAZE DY WORRY YOU.

Brownmannie:


At least, I suppose don get update for my profile like counterfoil but nothing till date. Is there to email I can write to enquire on the status?

Counterfoil na from week 5/6.....calm down your passport no lose. Your blood just dey rush....book flight, look for actual money to carry go.....rent now dey para for Canada and you suppose hold like 4 month rent to be on safe side

Unrated900:
Lol he funny you
Na market bro



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Buy am for your papa....so they send u to sell this rubbish you sef agree.....foolish x10000

LewisHamilton15:
Last week I proposed to my long time girlfriend and fiancee and she accepted me.

We discussed a whole range of topics and we are convenienced that we can live our lives together. But one thing we disagree on is the issue of house: she said we must build a house together before settling down but I suggested we tie the knot and live in a rented apartment before planning to build our personal house but she insisted we must build.

She said we will contribute money to build together, she won't leave me alone in the project. She even suggested withdrawing her savings of #250, 000 so we can buy land. I have the money and apart from my daily hustle I have other side businesses that springs me money occasionally.

I want to settle down as soon as possible but she cited the problems that comes along with living in a rented apartment. I really wish to settle down but this lady won't agree.

I don't want to cause problem between us so how do I go about convincing her?

So your werey gf think say na 250k dem dey take build house?? Lolzzzzz when we tell you people to avoid broke bish una no go hear....how can a human being be proud to say her life savings is 250k and demand her bf builds a house....smh I'm sure you're looking for cheap land to buy....simp

mario2k:
Personally as a guy, you can't be my friend if you don't have one of this vices

Smoke

Drink

Or

Womanize


Men without vices are very strict, boring and sometimes wicked

THESE ARE WORDS OF A FOOLISH PERSON, CALLING BAD GOOD AND GOOD BAD. HAVE YOU ASKED YOURSELF IF GOD APPROVES THESE NONSENSE YOU MENTIONED. THESE ARE DEVIL'S WEAPON TO DEAL WITH YOU. HUMAN KNOWLEDGE WILL FAIL YOU.

But wetin concern your papa inside another person lifestyle

blessingnenye:
This is one of the most frequently asked questions when it comes to relationship and dating. When you look around the society, it seems that those boys we normally tag as players and irresponsible have better lucks in attracting a responsible woman than their counter parts who seems responsible and good behaved.

It seems that the more heart break a woman gets from a player, the more persistent she becomes to remain in his life.

https://loveonet.com/10-reasons-women-easily-fall-for-bad-boys/

That's because a bad boy isn't a simp, a bad boy tells a girl the truth point-blank, a bad boy males a girl spend her own money in a relationship or marriage so that she won't easily breakup cos she don spend money also. A bad boy isn't scared to scold a lady, a bad boy dey para for him gf or wife when she messes up. A bad boy sabi tell him gf say him wan fuuxk and he most likely knows how to fuuxxk. A bad boy will spend on his gf when he has money and borrow from her when he doesn't....a simp will rather borrow money from his friends to impress the gf, a bad boy will tell the gf he doesn't have and will need to borrow from her.....the gf will feel like he's helping her man a nice feeling to a girl.

Imredeemed:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN... I come in peace

When you enter abroad with your husband, no join am pay rent oh, infact turn housewife....na your body go tell u.

if stupidity was a person.....smh