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Pets / Re: I Want To Sell This Beautiful Owl. Who Is Buying It? (Photos) by Ifakiland(m): 8:54pm On Sep 15
Wisdomkosi:


Only have one
Okay I'll take it.
Autos / Re: Sharpest 2006 Honda Civic For Sale by Ifakiland(m): 4:31am On Sep 15
greggng:
Are you looking for uber car ? Thi car is best for you . Engine and gear untampered . Only serious buyer should call 08062593234
Price N5.8m
Location ..Gowon estate lagos
So na custom duty make nigerian used cars sef expensive abi.....when you ready sell motor we go know. Smh

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Pets / Re: I Want To Sell This Beautiful Owl. Who Is Buying It? (Photos) by Ifakiland(m): 12:12am On Sep 15
Wisdomkosi:
Please, a friend of mine caught this beautiful owl and is willing to sell it to highest bidder. If you are ready to buy it, drop the amount via comment section. Thank you. 🙄😲

© Wisdom Nwedene
250k 07032981423 whatsapp. I need 2, so if any other person has another for sale
Autos / Re: Sold out Excellent Used Toyota Corolla Small and Valueable by Ifakiland(m): 12:55am On Jul 08
You for put 2.6m werey
Religion / Re: I No Longer Understand My Life. by Ifakiland(m): 4:30pm On Jun 02
Felicox:



Wow! How did it happen? I'm in the same kind of rot you experienced right now.
I met a good lady who changed my lifestyle. Thought me how to save. We got married, applied for canada PR visa Tru the express entry program. Got the visa and moved. Soon we will be getting our canada passports and becoming citizens
Religion / Re: I No Longer Understand My Life. by Ifakiland(m): 7:12am On Jun 02
Thanks guys, I'm now in canada working for a bank. Married and living the good life. Truly there's light after the tunnel

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Family / Re: Used Hisense WM6012S 6KG Front Load Washing Machine - 150K (slightly Negotiable) by Ifakiland(m): 7:09am On Jun 02
nenergy:

OK let me indulge you. How much is a brand new 8kg full automatic front loader washing machine?
Ask your papa
Autos / Re: Lexus RX 350 by Ifakiland(m): 7:05am On Jun 02
Werey you for repair the seat before you call 6.9m idiot

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Autos / Re: N5m Loan Needed, 2005 Toyota Camry XLE As Collateral by Ifakiland(m): 7:00am On Jun 02
I can give you 4m loan....I'll have the car and it's original papers....you'd return principal plus 5% after 6 months, it goes up to 10% from the 7th to 12th months....after the 12th month....you can kiss your car goodbye....message me if you agree....090 93 19 19 19
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Ifakiland(m): 5:40am On Jun 02
doreesy4k:
Hi everyone,

If you're aiming to score 10 and above on your CELPIP exams, I can help! I have an authentic CELPIP practice test, It's a PDF E-book, available for a small fee. I originally bought the books for $74 and significantly improved my score. Now, I'm willing to sell them for half the price.

If you're interested, reach out to me at doreesy4k@gmail.com or on WhatsApp at 548-333-6758.
Your papa

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Culture / Re: I Have 4 Wives And 14 Children, 2 Of My Wives Are My Relatives. - Sanusi Lamido by Ifakiland(m): 5:32pm On May 26
Donaldoni:
Why does Islam permit marriage to relations

It's weird!

The Bible totally forbids it!! angry
Who did Cain marry?
Family / Re: Used Hisense WM6012S 6KG Front Load Washing Machine - 150K (slightly Negotiable) by Ifakiland(m): 10:49am On Apr 03
nenergy:
Ok, how much should it be sold? Please not it was bought at 250k a year ago.
Go repair am den after put am up for sale....how person go use 150k buy something come use another 50k repair am....how much be new washing machine? Smh
Travel / Re: My Dilemma: Canada Or 500K Tech Job by Ifakiland(m): 4:54am On Oct 20, 2023
PoliteActivist:


I don't do dm's, no time. But go ahead.
I want to say eff Canada too but the ideas and dreams in my head!
Wait first what kind of Canada visa do you even have? It sounds like it's a visitor visa....you can't work with a visitor visa na....your agent don whine for you ba....smh better sit and enjoy your job here smh
Travel / Re: My Dilemma: Canada Or 500K Tech Job by Ifakiland(m): 4:51am On Oct 20, 2023
PoliteActivist:
I already have my plane tickets o, and been planning my life in Canada oo!
Didn't think I'd actually land the job at all! 500K a month plus housing, car, health and life insurance benefits.
Why is life always like this??!! In serious dilemma what to do
Lolzzzz 500k? In naira that's less than £500/$500 and you say you're confused Lolzzz your story is fake abeg
Romance / Re: Firstbank Loan by Ifakiland(m): 11:26am On Oct 18, 2023
Louis8796:
How much we be my interest on 20m?
15m not 20m
Romance / Re: Should I End The Relationship Or What Is The Best Approach. by Ifakiland(m): 4:11pm On Oct 11, 2023
Godoverevery:
Am currently in a relationship with a 31yr old lady for about 2 month now.
She want to buy iPhone 12pro max and she doesn't have the total money.
She has being complaining about how her phone (techno phantom) isn't good enough for pictures and videos bla bla bla from the time we met.

In my last relationship I actually helped my ex get iPhone Xsmas, she didn't have the total money aswell and I added about 55k to get it for her which I later regret with every blood in me and now the same scenario is happening again.

I actually advise her to get a lesser iPhone which her money can buy but she is adamant she want iPhone 12promax just to show off to other ladies in her office.

She expecting me to help her get the phone and add the remaining balance.
From my calculations she is about 70k-80k short of the money to get the phone and honestly I don't have a dime to give cos only a foolish idiot will make the same mistake thrice.

She emotionally blackmailing me and I can't take it anymore.......at 31yrs I expect more understanding and more important priorities.


so yu come life come buy fone for girls abi? why is a 31yr old girl too broke to buy herself phone? smh
Politics / Re: Cooking Gas Price Hits N1,200 Per Kg And Still Rising by Ifakiland(m): 3:16pm On Oct 11, 2023
Foreign Affairs / Re: Islamic University Of Gaza: Israel Bombs Gaza's Largest Institution by Ifakiland(m): 3:12pm On Oct 11, 2023
brainpulse:
Israel comiting the biggest massacre and genocide in history.

The effect is that they are breeding people with more resilience and vengeance.

You can't just take possession of people's ancestral land/ heritage by force and you tell them how to react or not to react.

A lot of people here needs to pick up history lessons.
thats why you dont look for trouble when u have family members at home
NYSC / Re: Opinion: NYSC Has Outlived Its Usefulness by Ifakiland(m): 3:06pm On Oct 11, 2023
spiSeyi:
Most developed worlds don't do programs like NYSC which have no or little impact on the economy.
The US unemployment rate stands at 3.1%, what the government does majorly is provide grants and create entrepreneurship institutions like Silicon Valley. Elon Musk got a grant from the government to start Space X, Meta, Google, and Microsoft are all products of Silicon Valley.
Which notable entrepreneur(s) has NYSC produced that has helped to solve the country's problem None undecided
Nigeria's unemployment rate stands at 53% among the youth and 90% of Nigerian graduates go to NYSC programs. The funniest thing is that it's not the US government that is creating the employment directly, the employment is being created by those who went through the grants & funding series, and Silicon Valley.
My opinions are
1 NYSC should be replaced with compulsory 6 months of entrepreneurship programs in major areas of the economy.
2 Every successful candidate should be given a noninterest loan of 5M each to start a venture.
3 Candidates who failed the programs should go for mandatory skill acquisition for 6 months. The government should give them the necessary equipment they need for their trade and a 1M noninterest loan. (e. g. , a trained fashion designer should be provided with a sewing machine, a weepy machine, and a 1M loan)
Feel free to object to the opinions or add yours
you no like 100m loan see your mouth
Romance / Re: Firstbank Loan by Ifakiland(m): 6:11am On Oct 07, 2023
Louis8796:
Why does firstbank don't want to give me loan,i tried *894*11#,i clicked on the number 1 icon and the told me dat i am not eligble,i am self employed?
how much loan do you need? i can loan you up to 15m....just 5% interest.....you will submit a car worth that amount or landed property.....if the loan isn't paid back after 15 months....the car or land will be sold to get the money....reply me if you're ready
Family / Re: I Feel Hatred Towards My Husband by Ifakiland(m): 12:18pm On Sep 26, 2023
PaigeTaylor:
Hello house. I'm too angry to type. Been married for 10 years with a kid. 10 long hard years.

He always assures me and portrays himself as a faithful man. I have never suspected him of committing adultery, not because he's not capable, but because I wanted to give him benefit of doubt. I wanted trust to be in my marriage because I'm extremely faithful to him. He disvirgined me on my wedding night.

But he does A LOT of flirting on social media. Passwords his phone from me. This has caused a lot of problems between us, almost leading to marriage break up many times, until people advised me to stay off his phone, which I did. I lost my job since February and have been unable to get another one.

Now I'm learning some soft skills online, using my phone but it got to a point where I couldn't proceed because it's an old phone. I told him yesterday morning that I would love to use his phone, he said ok when he returned from work.

Only for me to go to his browser to enter a website address, I started seeing past searches from him.
LOVE SMS YOU CAN SEND TO UR CRUSH
LOVE MESSAGES YOU CAN SEND TO UR EX GIRLFRIEND.

The one that shook me to the bone is, HOW TO SEDUCE MY SISTER INLAW.

She came to visit two weeks back. She is very beautiful and plump and he has always told me he had a crush on her. So I know.
And those internet searches are RECENT.

I feel so disgusted by his presence now, so much that I don't allow his body to touch mine on bed. I feel for my daughter, she's just 6 years and I don't have any money to take care of her. He doesn't take care of me either, but I have put up with him, I have struggled and suffered with him all these years. Only to see this on his phone. I'm beyond depressed.

He's talking of us celebrating our 10 years anniversary by December and thinking of inviting few family and friends. BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED. The love is dead. I've been played all along.

HOW WILL I HANDLE THIS?
you are a useless wife though, youve been jobless since feb and this is almost oct and all youre worried about his your husband web search history.....very useless human being....no go look for work, feeding you as an adult is what u want in your life.

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Business / Re: Nkem Chukwumobi: Apams Wife Celebrates Billionaire Funeral Undertaker At 53 by Ifakiland(m): 12:12pm On Sep 26, 2023
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??




If you leave this world

Your girlfriend will get another boyfriend.

Your boss will hire someone for your job.

But your parents won't get another You.

We advice you Take care of your parents.



👍
they can get another child though....you aint that important. live your life.
Romance / Re: Please What Business Can I Do With My 1million In Benin Please, Very Urgent! by Ifakiland(m): 10:32pm On Sep 22, 2023
Roseodd:


Can that 1m take me to UK lol
sure
Romance / Re: Please What Business Can I Do With My 1million In Benin Please, Very Urgent! by Ifakiland(m): 7:16pm On Sep 21, 2023
Reelz:

which bank did u use..
im uk based, theres a app called lemonade thats used to transfer forex
Romance / Re: Please What Business Can I Do With My 1million In Benin Please, Very Urgent! by Ifakiland(m): 2:18pm On Sep 21, 2023
obinna58:

Before you consider this, Remember this is not a bank and they have no office or approved by the government
They can fold and nothing will happen
i no say make u give app your money....im just showing you exchange rate. open dom account with uba, change money for aboki deposit

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Romance / Re: Please What Business Can I Do With My 1million In Benin Please, Very Urgent! by Ifakiland(m): 12:36pm On Sep 21, 2023
Open dom account, change the money to usd and keep.....your N930,000 will give you $1,000. In 6 months time that $1,000 will be worth N1.5m

In May this year, I changed N500,000 to £528.....now in September my £528 is worth N640k+ Tell me which investment wan gimme N140k+ in 4 months? Even MMM no fit.

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Properties / Re: My Fight With My Landlord by Ifakiland(m): 12:00pm On Sep 21, 2023
specialofficer:
I can't arrest the man,he has money, he has more than 5 houses and you know how Nigeria is, na person wey get money dey win case, if we're to leave the compound by quit notice, yeah he'll give us 6 months to leave but the problem now is the house is really good, big parlour, new house, security and all those stuffs, we won't be able to see a house with that standard and price, that's why my people are scared of the quit notice, now another problem is because they're women, it would have been another thing if they were men, they wouldn't be scared.


I know I made a mistake by spoiling the machine, it was just because of anger, but I'm sure the landlord's threat was an empty one but my mum and sis are just scared, the man can't afford to lose 6 months rent, that's over 700k
who told you that you will live 6 months for free? aftre you demanded his pumping machine? dey play

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Travel / Re: UK: 10 Things You Will Miss About Nigeria When You JAPA by Ifakiland(m): 8:58pm On Sep 20, 2023
uche87:
There is no gain without pain in life. We must sacrifice something for whatever gain we make. Remember the concerted efforts made by the late pop legend, Michael Jackson, just to be able to shop in a mall in disguise. Inasmuch as relocating to the UK is a life-defining move and experience, it entails leaving behind some vital aspects of your life for better economic opportunities and a higher standard of living. These aspects will always be missed. Let's recount the interesting aspects of the Nigerian life below:

(1) Food:

You can easily get Nigerian delicacies in some cities in the UK, but that local flavour is always missing. I feel it needs the hands of the rugged women within the crude environment to get it right. For example, which Amala in the world can replace the famous Amala Skye in Ibadan?

(2) Social life:

The social life in the UK is either poor or strange to Africans. People in London are stepping it up with events but other cities are still lagging behind. Even when you organise social gatherings and send out invites, most people ignore them and pick shifts instead. This is unlike Lagos where people easily 'turn up'. Remember what singer Banky W said about social life in Lagos, "Ain't no party like the Lagos party"

(3) Women:
Nigerian women are easily accessible as long as you have the money. You can easily see what Lagos socialite and other celebrities are doing with the dream women of people. Even when you are broke and you are organised as a man, you might still have your way. In contrast, the relationship market is different in the UK. It is a very conservative setting that abhors strangers. Ephemeral factors like skin colour, accent, ethnic background and visa status play key roles in who dates you.

(4) Work-life balance:

If you believe the hustle in Lagos is real, then you haven't seen the one in the UK. With the cost of living rising, I have seen people working 24 hours to make extra bucks. I once met a 48-year-old man who confided in me that he had been working 24 hours for 3 straight days. Most immigrants who set unrealistic targets for themselves end up living to work.

(5) Friendliness:

Nigerians are culturally friendly, especially if you are someone of high repute. Even when you are a nobody and you dress well, people easily get attracted to you. These people try to socialise with you. The UK will unconsciously teach you the differences of the terms; colleagues, friends and acquaintances. Most people only relate with themselves either on a professional or strictly needs basis.

(6) Church:
Sunday mornings are lovely in Nigeria. People wear elegant dresses and head to church. The praise and worship session lightens your mood. It is always a moment of expression of joy. But in the UK, the roads are mostly deserted on Sunday mornings. This is because most people are nursing hangovers from the escapades on Saturday. In fact, you will doubt if the Britons actually introduced Christianity to Nigeria via Henry Townsend in 1842.

(7) Friends/Naija vibes:
It is easier to get people together in Nigeria than in the UK. In Nigeria, most people do 9-5 jobs and the weekends are sacred. Over here in the UK, every day seems the same. When you are free, your friend or neighbour is fully engaged. When you are on a day shift, he might be on a night shift. With Nigerians back home 'billing' the ones in the diaspora more than Ikeja Electric, people work throughout the week to send something home.

(cool Weather:
Nigeria has one of the best atmospheric conditions in the world. The weather is moderate and with technological devices, you can create your own comfort. In the UK, the weather is so cold and unpredictable. Most times, your sense of fashion goes out of the window. You just want to avoid being sickened by the cold, by wearing big jackets. These jackets make you look like Ninja Turtles. The weather remains more unstable than the mood of a woman seeing her period.

(9) Family Support:
When you start having kids in the UK, you will value family support. It is mostly unavailable. Even when your family is here, most of them will be engaged because time is too valuable. In Nigeria, your parents, grandparents, aunties, uncles and other family members will always be available to support you. All you have to do is to grease their palms, no matter how faint the oil is. At all at all na imm bad pass.

(10) Christmas and other festivities:
The Christmas Day vibe in Nigeria is second to none. People cook the best meals and share them in the neighbourhood. Visitors show up at your place for memorable times. In the UK, it is a bank holiday and some workplaces that can't afford to close, lure people to work with double pay. A greedy Nigerian will take the money and postpone the celebration for the following year. At the end of the year, all your memories might hover around depressing moments at work if care isn't taken.

Osahon George Osayimwen is a Journalist and a Psychologist. He writes from the UK.
Na lie I no miss anything for Nigeria...stop lying
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Ifakiland(m): 8:53pm On Sep 20, 2023
deelizabeth93:
Good evening all. Please I need someone to direct me on steps to follow.

I just got ITA today...Thank God! But I also just put to bed last week. How do I go about adding my newborn? Considering the long time to obtain passport in Nigeria. My husband and I have done out upfront Medicals before now also.

Can someone kindly guide me? Thank you.
Congratulations on your new born.
First is to send a webform alerting ircc of an addition to your family, next get a passport of your baby (fast track it please, bribe as much as you can to get it out fast) den do medical for your baby a den last and most importantly increase your POF to reflect family of 3. Hope these helps.
Pof for family of 3 is $21,055 that's about N12.2m so just put N12.5m to be on a safe side.

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Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Ifakiland(m): 5:58pm On Sep 20, 2023
GLORY TO GOD, COPR DON DROP….TIME LINE BELOW:

ITA....23/03/2023
AOR....14/04/2023
Med pass....04/05/2023
BIL...04/05/2023
Wife’s Biometric....11/05/2023
I couldn’t do biometric cos my passport had less than 3 month validity.
ADR (new passport needed).... 23/05/2023
My new passport delivery....28/06/2023
My Biometric.....04/07/2023
Wife’s new passport delivery....21/07/2023
Wife’s passport delayed cos she changed her maiden name to mine.
RFV/PPR.....9/08/2023
Passport sent to vfs london....18/08/2023
Passport received by ircc....21/08/2023
Counterfoil.....20/09/2023
Passport sent to vfs....20/09/2023
Copr/Passport on its way to be delivered tomorrow via dhl.

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Politics / Re: I’m Going To Serve Tinubu – Muri-Okunola Resigns As Lagos Head Of Service by Ifakiland(m): 3:40pm On Sep 19, 2023

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