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phlamesG:
Guy fvck you No mention me

U no wear belt...pull am come flog me...ur head like bicycle seat.

phlamesG:
Sandydayziz seems like a nice and peaceful person

Just reading comments

Yet anoda asswipe....oya DM her....

mhisbliss:
heard that line before

Exact same line
Damn....
I'm old school...
Lemme try anoda one....
Which u prefer:
The movies or pizza/ice cream

mhisbliss:
all this just because he praised a lady?pity him na

I hate wen guys act dat way Jare....do asif dem never see woman before.
By d way...u look familiar? Did u attend corona secondary?? Or covenant uni?

MayorofLagos:
Bro, That girl is in my circle of friends now. Release her.

Wish u well bruh!

Stretchi:
U guys are making these girls feel like goddesses, we all know Sandydayziz is beautiful.. NEXT!!!

If dats ur definition of "beautiful" I fink u need to travel more and meet more gals.

bizzy500:
i just find guyz like you funny,just get some sense owk gudnite

Sebi she don say she love u....ur head don swell ba? Oya send her a DM...pvssynigger everywhere, sissies....asswipes....Mr do anything to please and impress a gal.

Sandydayziz:
Yh? U sure?






Anyways, m taking my time to apologize for our past, for the sake of a free mind.. Regardless, calling a girl a prostitute for no just reason's not a good thing, not even in my dream will I accept dat... But still yet m sorry.. I do hope u let dat pass u....

Am sorry!!

I'm not a guy dat apologises...so I aint gonna say "sorry" I'm a proud cocky egoistic human....so sorry...I can't say "sorry".

bizzy500:
y, for expressing hiz mind towards her,atleast he didnt tag u,if u want to be someonez boss maybe u shld get a company and be a boss,u dont have d rite to talk dat way

U done? Or u got more senseless stuffs to say

Sandydayziz:
Never!!! I'll rather be single..

He's a stalker!

U wish...wasn't even talking to u, unless ofcourse ure d forking op using anoda account to praise urself.

Sandydayziz:
Don't tell me u still haven't gotten over me?

Was never into u.

MayorofLagos:
I dont even do romance section but i saw her on a thread im following and stuck on her since.

Sandayziz letting you know i appreciate your beauty.

Asswipe....biitch nigger.
U d reason gals feel like bosses over guys...ure a disgrace to manhood worldwide.
U shuld av come to d world as a gal....u don't deserve d diick u own....pls donate it and get a pvssy.

taiwo3489:
Nigerian girls aint so bright and smart (no
offense) we guys know deep down inside u, no
matter how hard u pretend….u’all love
money…so guys if u don’t av money just “act”
like u do and rush ur game….”hit and run”

1) She wanna hear u say u work in a stable
organisation: gals won’t take u serious if u say
u work as a marketer or in a bank, nope she
won’t take u serious. Instead, tell her u work at
a fed govt parastatal, or u own at least 3 private
businesses….dat stability, she will begin to
imagine a future.
2) Tell her u av siblings in d USA/Europe: this
automatically makes dem fink ure frm a rich
ohm and dat u deciding to be in d country is
cos u just don’t wanna go or fact’s plan to
meet her….she says a future in dat also.
3) Tell her u need her advice about Weda to
rent ur own apartment or buy a land: dis is for
d dudes dat still live with Deir parents, its no
big issue, all u av to do is tell her ure planning
of buying a land instead of renting ur own
apartment and ask her for an advice about
it….gals like hearing stuffs like landed
properties and stuffs….dey will fink ure a
serious guy finking abt d future.
4) Never wear too much jewels…wear polo or
shirt: gals seem to take guys in polo tops and
shirt more serious Dan guys in tee and
singlets….
5) Flirt heavily with confidence: show her u
find her incredibly sexy…let her catch u
starring at her bum, lips…never look at her
boobs….den touch her back, shoulder….den
try to kiss her on d first date…..if u miss d first
date kiss….ure out bro.

Ladies dnt chop my head off oooo, u guys are the cause, u wnt already ripe fruit, u no wan follow plant...lolzzzzz

WTF
Y u copy and paste my post nigger?
U crazy

chris2face:
Yea but not that much

Yea dat was d reply I gave a Frnd too before I finished 5 bottles of Goldberg....badt guy....na so so "not too much" we dey talk. Lolzzz

Sandydayziz:
Ouch!! Did I say too much for u to quote me twice?
No u're wrong, hoes stay 100 feet away from losers like u.. Just imagine ur family's a combination of disaster.. It's cus of dumbers like u dis country's dormant, since d govt has to provide for disabled like u nd ur famz



I told u before, go hage urself
Am done with u.. Want an E-war? Go find below ur standard, lolz of cus the only one below ur standard's d mad man u got as ur father, nd maybe ur drunk step father...

Swerve..

Keep cooking for him alrite....guess dats wat ur popman is paying ur fees for....as useless as a used CD.

chris2face:
Gosh!! didn't even know I have saying Amen all along




Op nice prayer


People tomorrow is my birth day abeg dash me likes and make my day great

Wow...dats cool?
Do u drink?

Sandydayziz:
Yes ur momma, I agree with u
Did she tell u? I mean who's truly ur father?
Cus only a mad man can birth such a mo.ron like u...
Y did it take u all day to come up with dis bullshit?
Lemme guess, u were busy cracking ur empty skul.. After hours, still yet nothing to show... Gosh u're so dumb
Lol.. If truly i was a LovePeddler, selling ur entire gerenation, which comprises of fools just like urself, it just wont nd can't afford a glimpse at my body.... The govt free education was a serious waste on u...


slowpoke m don trying to teach u wat u should av learnt from ur mom's belly... Go hang urself, that's the best thing u can do for ur generation

We don't fork hoes frm where I'm frm...so if ure one....u need to go change....ure forking dat gal's bf dats y he treats her dat way....ure d biitch in d pix.

Sandydayziz:
Yes ur momma, I agree with u
Did she tell u? I mean who's truly ur father?
Cus only a mad man can birth such a mo.ron like u...
Y did it take u all day to come up with dis bullshit?
Lemme guess, u were busy cracking ur empty skul.. After hours, still yet nothing to show... Gosh u're so dumb
Lol.. If truly i was a LovePeddler, selling ur entire gerenation, which comprises of fools just like urself, it just wont nd can't afford a glimpse at my body.... The govt free education was a serious waste on u...


slowpoke m don trying to teach u wat u should av learnt from ur mom's belly... Go hang urself, that's the best thing u can do for ur generation

How about cooking for d whole sch?
And sumbori will marry dis thing and put at ohm....how won't her treat his gf as trash wen ure already doing her job for her....forking slut....I hope anoda gal cooks for ur husband if u do finally marry....dirty hoe....loud foul mouth.

Sandydayziz:
Just shut the fu*ck up if u've got nothing in ur head... U're so stu.pid, my best guess is u've never been to school, say less a hostel, cus if u av all dis ur hypocritic ques wouldn't av generated from ur foolish brain...Did u read the post? Did i say i cooked for him? What's wrong with cooking nd sharing with ur lodge mate?

Don't forking quote me...
Slowpoke!!

Ur papa...forking slut.
Lodge mate indeed.
Dats y y'all graduate and don't av notin in ur heads...u go to sleep to fork around, u fork lecturers for marks and bfs for money.....u even dey cook for am....well dats wat u biitches are for....sex and food.

1) "Every broke chew stick girl running after me, cease by fire"

2) "Every girl dat will turn me to her boss and d relationship to her paid job, loose my number by fire".

3) "Every wife dat will turn my house to her father's second house and start bring her siblings to live with me permanently...we shall not meet"

4) "Every gal whose father isn't atleast a landlord...pls by fire don't reply my dm"

5) "Every gal whose life purpose is to collect and never give....may we meet on my ugliest looking day....so u won't even notice my face"

6) "Every spiritual demon in d form of a woman, assigned to wreck my bank account, die by fire"

A girl actually gave her bf an iphone 7 for Xmas...where are dos kind of gals located sef?
Pls if ure broke, and I mistakenly chyke u, pls reject....thanks (I won't mind).

[quote author=CertifiedNaija post=52038658][/quote]See d way d mumu kneel down...d gal come dey touch him forehead....foolish classless nigger...I spit on u.

Sandydayziz:
Last month while I was still in school. In my lodge directly opposite my room i av a friend (male)...
So it happened like this, I went to his room to get back my plate (Guys and food sha ), I only saw his gf (Seems he was outside), we exchange pleasantries since we know each other den I noticed something... She was on her kneels!

Surprisingly, I asked, 'Bae why u kneel down na? She answered 'babe na Martins o, na him say make I kneel down'... I was like 'Udonminit' hmmm Okay o
I didn't bother to ask wah happened so it doesn't seem am intruding!

I completely forgot bout all of this till few days ago when something similar happened.

Here's my question;
Will, can or have you ever asked your gf to kneel as a punishment for whatever??

And ladies, would you kneel if your guy asked you to? Would you?

My own question for u is "how come ur cooking for anoda gal's bf" wat does dat makes u? His cook or housegal Or he forking u also?? Dat guy is alpha male....made u his cook and his "gf" a sex slave....he's a legend.

Fancyforlife:
Young man, what part of the bush are you from? Its obvious you have no regard for women. I pity the woman who will marry you.

Yea I pity her too myself....u got any dumb thin to say again?

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Hahan...u dey do advert for my thread...u no pay fee?
Ur shit no go soft o...
Ur urine go hard...
Imagine rubbish!!!

omolorlarh:
lol..no be only fork but spoon

Yes ke...fork in d spoon position.

lefulefu:
from ur write up its obvious the type of girls u chyke are those SS2-3 girls.lying to a babe u have siblings abroad just to impress her what of if she herself has uncles abroad for real, wat will u do then?.Tell me which matured minded girl fall for that crap these days if not those SS3 smallies dat u track.if u wanna chyke a girl be urself and be confident.lying is for kids.

K

darbeelicous:
All dis guys in here ranting ehnn...... Na Dem go do am pass, just dey here dey make mouth!

I'll buy a ring of 100k+....set up a dinner date (my money)....I'll now kneel down to ask u to marry me!!!! As wat? Say na u go pay for d wedding ceremony ni abi wats really d reason behind it....to show I'm humble or wat exactly
Guys wey kneel down propose....Wetin been dey una mind say una wan prove?

slimthugchimee:
my husband kneeled to propose to me....and it was really romantic

Good for him...his a Ju-man....if my son trys dat....I'll disown him. I'm such ur hubby can't kneel to greet his mom.

95% of girls in d country don't deserve love, the truth is dey don't like it wen u love dem and show it to dem...dey will enjoy it for d first 3 months and after dat u begin to bore dem, dey start saying "he's too nice" "I don't trust him, he's too good to be true"....so guys time to drop all dos nice guy hat u wear and put on a player's fedora.

1) Never fall in love with her, if u do...she will break ur hrt instead.

2) During d first week of meeting, call her first tin in d mrn and last tin before bed.

3) Make her laff as much as u can, tell her jokes, show her ure fun to be with.

4) Don't forget to flirt with her, don't over joke and get pushed in d friendzone, tell her her lips looks soft, u'd love to find out d texture soon, tell her her boobs looks like her nips are gonna be big...dat u'll love to find out soon....just flirt hard.

5) If ure gonna show her ure house....don't direct her straight to ur door step...if she coming alone, have her wait for u at a bustop before us and lead her to ur house tru a shortcut she won't remember.

6) Tell her how "scared" u are to enter a relationship with her cos of d hrtbrks uve had in d past....don't forget to add "I hope u won't brk my hrt" she will mostly likely say "I promise I won't, try me".

7) Don't forget to kiss her on her first visit to ur house....mite not be on d lips....but touch her body with ur lips one way or d other, tell her u lover her and wanna av a future together....let her go on d first visit, don't initiate sex....its to gain her trust and also according to gals (guys like dat av self control) lolzzz.

Second visit...start kissing her lips frm d moment she steps into ur room and make sure u fork her well....while forking her ask her if she loves u....den fork her some more....give her tfare....call her if she has gotten ohm....in her mind, oh dis guys really loves me even after d sex he still cares...am gonna do more.

9) Keep d sex going, u can even get her preg and abort it....give her anal and wen ure tru and done....

10) change ur Sim card and catch anoda fish.

dingbang:
talk2bella said the kneeling down is a compensation for the house work and pregnancies she will pass through...

Imagine...gals be feeling dey doing us favours by saying yes.
Na dos ju guys wey give dem mouth I blame.

ritababe:
you as a guy is it okay to test the woman you want to marry? maybe you set her up with your friend and your friend approach her with money and everything he has all to convince her to fall for him.
and you as a woman is it okay to test the man you want to marry? you set him up with your friend, she tempt him with her body and money just to see if he will bend.



is it okay? give reasons.

One of my side chicks (she actually tot she d main gf) did dat to me one time. She asked her Frnd to test me...I went to her house, she wasn't home...met only her Frnd...dat one sed I shuld wait for her dat she will soon be bk....so d Frnd went to take her bath....came bk with only her towel and started rubbing cream rite dere in my presence....(I knew it was a test dat min) so I left. My gf called me, started been all lovey dovey (cos I passed her test) so I got dat frnd's number...called her and told her I known she was testing me d oda day....but dat I wuldnt mind us dating on d side, since her Frnd now trust us....she agreed ofcourse (gals are Deir own worst enemies) so I started forking my gal and her Frnd on code.

Was at domino at festac earlier today enjoying a box of pizza, just chilling on my own....watching TV.
A guy and his gal were also dere, d guy was pretty nervous, sweating even in d air-conditioned space....den suddenly d nigger got down on one kneel and proposed to his gf....and d gal stood up was like "ahhhhhhhh, Ohhhhhh my goshhhhhhhh, babyyyyyyyyyyyyy yes yes yes I will"
Guys I understand u love dis gal, u so wanna marry her....but y d Bleep you got to be a sissy about it?
Why d Bleep u gat to kneel down for a gal to ask her to marry u
Its embarrassing...
Its unnatural...
Its classless...
Its tasteless...
It only show how useless and worthless u her to her.
Its a bleeping sign of weakness....only low self esteemed men do dat....grow some balls....look her in d eyes and ask her to start a family with u.
Not "will u marry me" (abeg na marry me na)