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TravelRe: Does It Make Sense To Remain In Nigeria by Ifakiland(m): 12:37am On Dec 06, 2022
BrodaAgbaya:
Even though this was long closed and i made my decision already, i must say your response is quite annoying. Am i suppose to compare a Uk salary to my naija salary?? Na naira you dey spend over there?? What`s my business with what you earn over there?? Is it possible for me to work two jobs in Nigeria?? Did i say i was comparing salary with other people or that i was evening earning a large salary??

Abeg shift with your nonsense answer.
Werey you can't even afford coming abroad....stay in Nigeria with your chicken change salary lol broke ass
TravelRe: Does It Make Sense To Remain In Nigeria by Ifakiland(m): 9:02am On Dec 05, 2022
BrodaAgbaya:
Hi guys,

I was planning to travel out to UK, Germany or any other stable European country for my Master`s by September of this year of which i will be able to raise 2million from my pocket and then borrow about 2/3million from a person i know for some fees then get there are do part times jobs to complete my tuition fee.

After some thoughts, i realized this wasn`t a really smart move cos i have a good job here in Nigeria where I'm paid above 200k each month, This will increase to above 300k in the next 2months still with some bonuses.

Is there any sense in dropping all these to go to a place of uncertainty and start leaving from hand to mouth cos i`d be struggling to pay my debt and tuition??

One of the driving forces towards wanting to travel out is the fear of 2023 elections and the fact that many of my friends we finished together are all travelling out. Yeah, i know the second reason doesn't make sense, but that`s just me being honest here.

My plan now is to keep working here in Nigeria probably for about 3/4 years more, live the baby boy life, develop relevant skills then get a job over there or go for an MBA. 3/4 years from now i should have saved more than 2million for travel.

Also note i will be turning 26 towards the end of the year, so i think there`s still a bit of time on my end.

I need advice from you guys, is this a sensible idea putting into consideration things that could go wrong pre/post elections, the current standard of living in Lagos and the current and future exchange rates.

I have noticed the crazy rush to leave the country among we youths but i have also noticed that those that have good paying jobs in multinationals, fintechs, banks, govt etc are not bothered about leaving the country. Also noticed most of my friends who left were all earning less than 100k in salary.

Please tell me what y`all think??

Mods in case reactions are much, abeg push to Front page
Lol you call 200k/300k big salary?
I make N2.5m monthly as a call center agent in the uk....den anoda 3m as a warehouse at night....that's a total £4500 or £4050 after tax.....my rent is £550 monthly, food is £200, phone is £54....now check if your salary of 2yrs is big again
FamilyRe: Cheating Wife by Ifakiland(m): 11:22pm On Dec 03, 2022
Zonefree:
So, you get mind go pay bride price for an untrained Nigerian liability?

You still get mind dey send her go school.

After schooling, you'll still establish her.

All these just for procreationhuh

Now, see the result.


To pay bride price for an untrained Nigerian girl is 4th most foolish things on earth!
All this simps deserve what they get.
PoliticsRe: Notorious Terrorist Bello Turji To Military: Why Have You Not Killed Me? by Ifakiland(m): 8:35pm On Dec 03, 2022
iwaeda:
You’re just provoking me, not ready to end banditry

•Air raid may compel us to break peace pact with Zamfara residents




https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/12/notorious-terrorist-bello-turji-to-military-why-have-you-not-killed-me/
Let them pay up abeg....cos I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this information. Na family matter make dem pay up
Christianity EtcRe: Japa: Rev Esther Ajayi Advises Nigerian Couples Against Relocating Abroad by Ifakiland(m): 8:28pm On Dec 03, 2022
StagethemTVee:
I know of a newly married couple with a baby who decided the wife should leave first and she wrote the man it was over after getting there. He is yet to get over it.
Linus....dey drop lie like new album....you think becos the wife went there alone meant she didn't fill her husband and child's details in the visa application? Una poor people wey never fill visa application before go just deyblie like werey. If you like die for Nigeria with ur N30k minimum wage na your generation wahala be dat
Christianity EtcRe: Japa: Rev Esther Ajayi Advises Nigerian Couples Against Relocating Abroad by Ifakiland(m): 8:23pm On Dec 03, 2022
StagethemTVee:
Reverend Esther Ajayi has asked married people who wants to relocate abroad to be sure their marriage can survive the test of time abroad considering the societal values, pressure and culture.

She advised people to consider it well.and make sure they are certain of the move before they make it.

She also mentioned that people with N500,000 naira in their account are better than a lot of people abroad.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Art6dP_BmW8
But werey get church branches abroad oh....eleribu
PoliticsRe: Obi Dey Go Program Wey Dem No Invite Am -Comedian Apkororo At 'The Experience' by Ifakiland(m): 8:21pm On Dec 03, 2022
Abdul05:
At his age and level in Nigerian politics

Obi should have risen beyond religious sentiment. ... grin


But being a fool as he is ..he thinks is wiser than others ba? gringrin grin


Nigerians l know will not delay to tell him so at the poll
O ni kure
EducationRe: Nnamdi Azikiwe University 300 Level Student Commits Suicide by Ifakiland(m): 2:14pm On Dec 02, 2022
Lovedot:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02ci7rCaYQCXBGDBv15Ab5M7R8Uv7RpnuEh8HYDJBZKBS13FEnF4QXjXfTDuRNMwUGl&id=100078913615959&mibextid=Nif5oz
Ehya e no go pass lack of money to flex him babe.....or maybe him babe leave am for a richer guy werey simp come kill himself say na academic challenges....academic wey you no do for 8 month strike idiot
TravelRe: How Much Will I Need To Relocate To Canada, UK Or US by Ifakiland(m): 11:23am On Dec 02, 2022
wentroublecomes:
I told u I don't have money?
You're saying with only HND, are dere no people with Olevel and yet travel out?
If u av nothing reasonable to talk, just pass
Ehn embassy go collect visa with your o levels na
SportsRe: Suarez "Refuses To Apologize" For Handball As Uruguay Face Ghana by Ifakiland(m): 9:39am On Dec 02, 2022
ArchiLimited:
His apology will not overturn the match Ghana lost. Besides he was sent off and penalty awarded to Ghana. It wasn't his fault they missed it. Abeg these guys knocked us out of the world cup so I got no love for them abeg
Mumu like say if to say Nigeria qualify for the world cup them go fit score 1 goal
EducationRe: Protest Rocks UNN As VC, Prof. Charles Igwe Increases School Fees By 100% (Video by Ifakiland(m): 9:35am On Dec 02, 2022
Msntv:
Heavy protest rocks University of Nigeria,Nsukka(UNN) as VC Prof. Charles Igwe increases School Fees by 100%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORviuYSixvo

The University of Nigeria,Nsukka(UNN) management today released a new school fees structure that cuts across all levels Of the university. This came after a closed-door meeting of the school management and the SUG lead by comrade Abuchi Michael, of both campuses yesterday.

While this is a means to catch up with the current economic downturn of the country, the students have expressed their distaste and refusal to be intimidated and coersed into daylight robbery and extortion.

The student Union government of UNN has scheduled tomorrow 2nd Dec 2022 for a protest.

SOURCE: https://myschoolnews.ng/heavy-protest-rocks-unn-as-vc-prof-charles-igwe-increases-school-fees-by-100
They either pay or drop out and allow serious students pay and study....useless students that will still vote in bad leaders. Pay or sit at home or getat
TravelRe: How Much Will I Need To Relocate To Canada, UK Or US by Ifakiland(m): 4:34pm On Dec 01, 2022
wentroublecomes:
I have been thinking about going to those above mentioned country to start a new life.
I don't have passport yet so I know nothing about travelling. I just want to start planning and working towards it
I have HND certificate. Not necessarily I use my certificate. I heard studying abroad is very expensive. I think I'll study over there when I've work and earn enough in there country.
I need advices please, and also how much minimum that'll take me abroad. Thanks
You're not serious....advising you will be a waste of time. You don't have money you wanna go to usa uk or Canada....with only hnd....smh you think if its cheap to travel out Nigeria for never empty?
RomanceRe: First Bank Wiped My Mum Account by Ifakiland(m): 4:13pm On Dec 01, 2022
DaddyCK:
U think everyone is poor becuz u r poor??.....serrrriously..u people should get dumb of the year award(no oofencsse) angry
Lolzzzzz she don donate the money to Nigeria case closed
RomanceRe: First Bank Wiped My Mum Account by Ifakiland(m): 3:25pm On Dec 01, 2022
Lolzzzz
How your mom tske get 1.7m for this hard economy?
TravelRe: Japa Story: The Cost Of Relocating To The UK With Family by Ifakiland(m): 3:15pm On Dec 01, 2022
zed7:
You're a slave already with your mentality. What you don't realise is that a goat will not become a lion when taken overseas.
Ode is anything free in Nigeria is Mt question? If nothing is free in Nigeria why expect free things abroad? Since your generation is so lazy, you know u can survive hardwork aboard where you can't be begging animal
TravelRe: Japa Story: The Cost Of Relocating To The UK With Family by Ifakiland(m): 11:41am On Dec 01, 2022
zed7:
I always tell people that japa is not for the poor. It's the middle class that can actually afford to relocate. Right now it's all about herd mentality. Many are like a bull going to the slaughter house. No concrete plan.

I actually wish them goodluck. They will sweat and grind for every penny. Nothing is given freely.

Whilst I know the country failed them, I also know that this is second slavery. The West don't need guns and mirrors anymore, they just need to dangle visas and tweak their policies a little and our best hands will run and go slaving for them, whilst their citizens idle away and enjoy the fruit of our peoples hardwork. Just like the days of old.

The West got this advanced with the sweat of Africans and other less developed nations. They're still doing same till date. It's pathetic.
Fool is anything given free in Nigeria before? Oponu
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boy Arrested For Beating His Undergraduate Girlfriend To Death In Ogun by Ifakiland(m): 10:52pm On Nov 30, 2022
PoliticsRe: Adeleke Reverses Self On Sack Of Civil Servants, Monarchs by Ifakiland(m): 9:59am On Nov 30, 2022
Yankiss:
Adeleke needs good advisers. He is going to reverse the change of name too. He didn't reckon with the legal encumbrances. The reversals are signs of either a listening governor or a careless one on the flip side.
Idiot you that have never been a class captain giving advice to a governor....how daft
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Ifakiland(m): 10:48pm On Nov 29, 2022
Bilingualism:
No1

Chat the attached Moshood Asp in Alagbon

No2

Check ircc website depending on your location in the uk

My husband used visa medical in London for £330
In fact it pained me because he was the only one that didn’t do his medical in Nigeria while we were leaving

Medical in Naija for less than 50k

3

U need to change country of residence to avoid misrepresentation (that’s if u are now living in the uk)
Thanks you're blessed
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by Ifakiland(m): 4:57pm On Nov 29, 2022
Hi guys....how are we all doing? I got the following questions...
1) how do I get Nigeria police report from the uk?
I've only spend 3 months in the uk so far so I'll be needing Nigeria police report for my ita.

2) how do I go about getting immigration medical certificate in the uk for Canada travel?

3) do I need to change my country of residence on my express entry profile??
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Reunites With Mom In Qatar After Five Years by Ifakiland(m): 3:37pm On Nov 29, 2022
Fedrick100:
You get money and you stay five years without seeing your mum, That’s foolishness to me
You're a fool....what's video calls meant for?
Must they see face to face to connect snd talk una go just dey talk like zoombie
CrimeRe: The Evil A Bolt Driver Did To Me by Ifakiland(m): 1:04pm On Nov 29, 2022
Zoharariel:
You’re very correct.

In every war, truth is the first casualty. Don’t rush to take sides in any story you read on the social media.

There are a lot of animals in Nigeria. I have had my own share with these uncultured & indisciplined stupid children myself.

The day I vowed to stop doing Uber/Bolt was when I carried a stupid young lady at Victoria Arobieke Street in Lekki.

She came down from her apartment with her black waste-bin nylon bag and sat at the front with me.

She got to her destination (a street off Freedom Way) some few minutes later, paid me, alighted and left the waste-bin bag in my car. She said: kindly help me discard it - not minding that I’m old enough to be her father.

I couldn’t talk. You know why?

Because she would have rated me one star and in no time, my account would be suspended by the ride-sharing app.

What pained me most was that this girl cannot be more than 23years old.

Was I putting on a uniform that gave her the the impression that I was a waste-bin disposal officer? Ehnnn?

This is why sometimes, I secretly wish multiple volleys of strategic nuclear missiles can be fired on every State & Capitals of this useless Country.

There’s no single day you go out in this Country and not encounter stupid people behaving like mad cows.

This is just one of the many bad experiences I had with these unruly, uncultured & badly-brought up stupid children in the course of my driving to making money.

Nigerians are callous predators who will always take advantage of you as long as they’re paying you for any service because in their warped minds, they’re doing you an uncommon favour.

They will use that money to put a leash on your neck and manipulate you into doing their ugly bids.
You no fit slap her jaw....se you dey whine me ni, why you go allow person entr your motor with trash bag....you're just a weak man nothing more
CrimeRe: The Evil A Bolt Driver Did To Me by Ifakiland(m): 1:01pm On Nov 29, 2022
PerfectJUSTICE:
I wanted to let this slide but it is too much and being the emotional person i am, i catch myself thinking about it and shedding a tear hear and there. Everyone is going through alot and deserves kindness �. Some days back at about 12am I had a crisis, I tried to ignore the pains but I couldn't so I packed my things and got prepared for the hospital. I had to wake my parents up to let them know I was leaving for the hospital and then I booked a ride with Bolt since my Dad is not allowed to drive at night. Almost immediately the driver called, one could tell from my voice that I was struggling to breathe since the pain was concentrated on my chest and so I went ahead to plead with him ( the driver) that I was in pain and would not be able to walk as fast as I should and so he should bear with me if he has to wait for a an extra minute or two, i also concluded that In as much as i will be paying double considering the time i will pay any other extra charges for time wasted.

My Dad hurriedly grabbed my things so we could meet up with the ride but try as hard as possible I couldn't walk fast and so my Dad ran ahead of me. The driver's call came through with him yelling at me while I pleaded and told him my Dad was really close, he hissed and ended the call. Finally I caught up with my Dad only to be told he drove off just as my Dad got there, I felt bad and just sat down on the ground contemplating what I was going to do next. I went ahead to try if I could get another ride but the same driver kept popping up and because I knew there was no way he was going to come back considering he drove off in anger I kept cancelling the ride just for me to receive a message from him saying ' you must be very stupid and uncivilised ' ah! The tempo of my cry increased and my Dad just thought the pain was getting too much ���Luckily I got another driver who was very understanding and ready to fight the security men at the gate to the clinic who said I was pretending to be in pain���

I have had not so good encounters with drivers but none has hurt me this deeply, so I am putting it out here and I hope someone who knows him sees this and call him to order, you don't treat people like shit not knowing what they are going through.
You're stupid for posting the driver profile in your story....you called a driver at 12am and den wasted his time....you're very stupid actually
RomanceRe: Increasing Lamentations Of Guys by Ifakiland(m): 11:22pm On Nov 27, 2022
DMerciful:
Lately, there has been an increasing number of threads dedicated to lamentations by guys with regards to their relationships with ladies whom they are dating, friending, marrying etc.

This trend is becoming worrying because it is clear we are having an increasing number of effeminate men! Men are supposed to be tough, they are meant to suck up tough situations and move on, they ought to know when to call it quit and stop taking nonsense however they come here to ask silly questions of what to do when in unhealthy relationships.

Where are these sissy men coming from?
Inspite of all the miseducations by Ubunja and co!
It's 2 things involved;
1) the story are faked and posted by females using make profile to make it seem its okay for a guy to be soft and foolish.

2) the stories are from guys raised by single mom's with no father figure.
FamilyRe: My Mother Wants To Remarry by Ifakiland(m): 6:05am On Nov 26, 2022
Greattestman:
I've noticed the drastic change in my mother's behaviour towards me such as compelling me to rent my own house, shouting at me for any little mistake, not helping me financially and even badmothing me to neighbours.

I took the case to my uncle (her elder brother), he said for not helping me with money, the reason is that my mother is saving money for her upcoming traditional wedding. I was surprised.

When I came back home and asked her, she unleashed anger on me and almost curse me to death. The worst part of it is giving me ultimatum to vacate my own father's house. Who the hell does that? I can't take that!!!
Take their means of breathing....make it look like an accident.
God won't be angry.
Christianity EtcRe: Women Were Not Created To Take Care Of Themselves - Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo by Ifakiland(m): 2:52am On Nov 26, 2022
TMSMedia:
Nigerian pastor and relationship coach, Kingsley Okonkwo, has stated that women were not created to take care of themselves, IGBERETV reports.

He made the statement on his Twitter handle.

His tweets read;



https://twitter.com/kingsleypst/status/1595747211216048130?t=66JDJnwbCzRhVrqvIeTQpw&s=19[/quote]This man na fool....he should pick a hustle and not using church to preach the principles of simphood. He go just det talk nonsense all the time.
PoliticsRe: Adeleke To Directors: Accept Permanent Secretary Appointment And Get Fired by Ifakiland(m): 5:47pm On Nov 24, 2022
Moh247:
cool



Fire them and get sued at the Industrial Court of Nigeria

Fat uneducated dancing shiithead

You want to fire educated, qualified career Civil Servants with over 30 years work experience that never violated any civil service regulations over stupid Politics

Sack them and get ready to pay compensation awarded by the court


.
Ode permanent sec position is a political position so they will be sacked alongside changed govt it the present one doesn't want them
RomanceRe: Dating A Single Mother by Ifakiland(m): 3:59pm On Nov 21, 2022
LivelyMandem:
Guys in the house, what is your experience like dating single mothers.

I recently met a beautiful young lady who has never been married but has a daughter with a guy who isn't taking up much of the responsibility.

I have a good job and can obviously take care of the basics. The issue started from when I started giving her some money randomly not for any particular purpose. She called me recently and said her daughter's school fee is due and how much am I bringing.

In my head, she is not my child so why do you want to push the responsibility on me so fast. If I ask about the dad, she'll say I shouldn't worry because he's irresponsible.

We're not intimate yet because she said no sex before marriage, na that one we still dey fight about.

My question is, is it ok for her to ask me for her child fees just because we're dating or am I supposed to automatically take up the girls upkeep because I'm dating her mother?
Pay up mugu....show you're responsible. Make irresponsible man dey knack, make you wey responsible dey pay for the result of the knocking
RomanceRe: Lessons To All Alpha Men; Never Date Below Your Class by Ifakiland(m): 3:53pm On Nov 21, 2022
Prometheus666:
You are right about medieval times, but these are not medieval times. So many things are wrong about that Generation. Slave Trade, Needless wars. Killing off entire villages and taking women and daughters as spoils of war. I do not think I should reason like men of that generation.

Dangote, Alakijas and Awolowos are not my mentors in any way or form. Those are politically exposed capitalist who are not different from the medieval people.

I rather help human beings in need now that I have the opportunity of Life in this simulation, so I can rest the body easily and peacefully when time comes to exit the Game.
Simps like you should be shot on sight
HealthRe: Photo Of Oko Poly Student Who Committed Suicide Over Failed Relationship by Ifakiland(m): 1:55am On Nov 21, 2022
Zonefree:
Commits suicide over failed relationship with a Nigerian girl undecided


Nigeria as a country is rapidly breeding sissy men these days. I'll suggest we engage in one war to help sit up some men.

I've failed as a father if I give birth to a son who places much value on a Nigerian girl! Tueh!
Lol walai I'm tell you and their motto is "fear women" I hate to dey hear that thing ehn.
RomanceRe: DJ Cuppy Engaged To Ryan Taylor (British Boxer) by Ifakiland(m): 1:43am On Nov 21, 2022
kingmaster2009:
DJ cuppy ... most of these British hate blacks like shit ...

when you sit with them on the public bus... they change their seat ...

some of them will even show you hatred and tell you emphatically.

and their marriages in the UK don't last ... but I wish her well...

it could have been better if she marry someone of the same status in Nigeria... but whichever way, i wish them well
Ode and who told your broke ass cuppy isn't British too? Poor people and their "wise" advice to the rich....if to say you wise you for rich oh
CrimeRe: 21-Year-Old Man Stabbed To Death By His Girlfriend In Lekki (Photo) by Ifakiland(m): 1:40am On Nov 21, 2022
Zonefree:
A guy committed suicide yesterday at Oko Poly cos of a failed relationship with a Nigerian girl and now another was stabbed by a Nigerian girl. Nigerian men are becoming endangered species in the hands of these demons.

May God protect us and give us the zeal and strength to overcome this gender!
I actually wish for more of these simps and weak men to be eradicated from the face of the earth any means possible. They worship women and fear them, hence the confidence of the women. A woman go get mind carry knife stab me....who born him papa? Na too much play abi na wetin àll weak men should be kills off by the women please

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